Monster Tennis

Monster Tennis (モンスターテニス^?, Monsutā Tenisu) is a scrapped Rhythm Game intended to appear in Rhythm Heaven Megamix.

Gameplay

This game does not exist in any tangible form. Unused text strings (which, curiously, only exist in Rhythm Tengoku: The Best+ Taikenhan) show it would play differently to normal Rhythm Games, somehow requiring the player to use a Wii Remote, suggesting it was a scrapped project for the Wii intended to be revived in this game. The player(s) have to use a tennis racket to fight monsters.

Additionally, it would've featured four stages, several bosses and multiplayer. The debug menu contains entries for the four stages and their multiplayer variants.

Dialogue

Below is all of the unused dialogue associated with this game. It can be found in "pajama.zlib/tennis.msbt" in Rhythm Tengoku: The Best+ Taikenhan specifically.

Note that phrases like "big brother" and "little brother" may be referring higher or lower ranks rather than literal familial reletionships.

Internal name		Translation
inst_msg_00	テニス部へようこそ！	Welcome to the tennis club!
inst_msg_01	Wiiリモコンを振って、 ボールを打ってネ。	Swing the Wii Remote, and hit the ball.
inst_msg_10	おみごと。	Well done.
inst_msg_11	ほんばんでは、少しずつ 敵がせまってくるヨ。	In the real game, enemies will gradually approach you.
inst_msg_12	襲われる前に　倒してネ！	Take them down before they attack you!
inst_msg_13	ボールが２つ出て なかまの敵も倒せるゾ！	Two balls come out to defeat fellow enemies!
inst_msg_02
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inst_msg_04
inst_msg_05
inst_msg_06
inst_msg_07
inst_msg_08
inst_msg_09
inst_msg_14
inst_msg_15
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inst_msg_17
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inst_msg_21
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inst_msg_23
inst_msg_24
msg_opening_00	ＳＴＡＧＥ １	STAGE 1
msg_opening_01	ＳＴＡＧＥ ２	STAGE 2
msg_opening_02	ＳＴＡＧＥ ３	STAGE 3
msg_opening_03	ＳＴＡＧＥ ４	STAGE 4
msg_clear	ＣＬＥＡＲ！	CLEAR!
msg_gameover	ＧＡＭＥ　ＯＶＥＲ	GAME OVER
msg_00_00	邪魔しちゃうもんね。	I'm blocking the way.
msg_00_01	わたくし、栗です。	I'm a Kuri [Chestnut].
msg_00_02	空だって飛べるニャ。	I can even fly.
msg_00_boss	ここは通さないベー！	I'm not letting you through!
msg_01_00	エビフライ鳥です。	I'm a friend shrimp bird.
msg_01_01	コタツと仲良し。	I'm good friends with the kotatsu.
msg_01_02	人見知りします。	I'm shy.
msg_01_boss	ここは通さんガニー！	I'm out of here, Gunny!
msg_02_00	お手柔らかに。	Be gentle.
msg_02_01	さっきの栗のお兄さん？	That chestnut guy from earlier?
msg_02_02	困ったら右手を挙げます。	Raise your right hand if you're in trouble.
msg_02_03	飛べそうで飛べません。	It looks like I can fly, but I can't.
msg_02_04	ママー！ ミカン１２個持ってきて。	Mama! Bring me a dozen oranges.
msg_02_boss	怒った時は、 そっとするプン！	When I get angry, I just keep quiet!
msg_03_00	噛んだりしないから。	I won't bite.
msg_03_01	「正岡丸」って言うんです。	It's called "Masaoka Maru".
msg_03_02	弟には優しい兄。	The older brother is kind to his younger brother.
msg_03_03	ただジャレたいだけ。	I'm just a nobody.
msg_03_04	実は食べれます。	You can actually eat it.
msg_03_05	おじいちゃん、 ミカン食べていい？	Grandpa, can I have an orange?
msg_04_00	弟を迎えにいくところ。	I'm on my way to meet my little brother.
msg_04_01	かまってニャ。	Don't worry about it.
msg_04_02	氷は、 炎ボールで溶かすのだ。	The ice, it melts with a fire ball.
msg_04_03	お兄ちゃん、 見ませんでした？	Big brother, didn't you see it?
msg_04_boss	この階段は 登らせないベー！	I won't let you climb these stairs!
msg_05_00	ミカン、美味しいよね。	Oranges are delicious.
msg_05_01	一度、ご賞味下さい。	Please, give it a taste.
msg_05_02	私達の間には壁が・・。	There's a wall between us...
msg_05_03	さっきはよくも・・！	How dare you...!
msg_05_boss	今度は通さないガニ！	I won't let you pass this time!
msg_06_00	お魚、どこニャー？	Where's the fish, meow?
msg_06_01	お兄ちゃん、どこー？	Big brother, where are you?
msg_06_02	弟よー、どこだー？	Litle brother, where are you?
msg_06_03	ゆうちゃん、どこー？	Yuu-chan, where are you?
msg_06_04	台所って、どちらです？	Where did you say was the kitchen?
msg_06_05	レンジ、どこー？	Where's the oven?
msg_06_boss	あんまり怒らせるなプン。	Don't make me too angry, now.
msg_07_00	ちったぁ、打たれ強いぜ。	Wow, I'm tough.
msg_07_01	お兄ちゃんってばー！	Big brother!
msg_07_02	弟よ、 兄はここにいるぞ。	Little bother, my big brother is here.
msg_07_03	良いものですね、 座布団。	That's a good one, Japanese cusions.
msg_07_04	オーブンでの調理は、 ご遠慮下さい。	Please don't cook in the oven.
msg_07_05	ミカンがみっかんない ・・なんちて。	There are no oranges.* ...What?
msg_07_06	「おでん」です、 入ってるの。	It's "Oden", it's in there.
msg_08_00	・・お、お兄ちゃん？	...Oh, oh big brother?
msg_08_01	弟よ、 一体どこなんだー！！	Little brother, where are you?!
msg_08_02	虫をひっくり返せ！	Turn over the bugs!
msg_08_03	この前ね、 トラと間違えられたよ。	The other day, I was mistaken for a tiger.
msg_08_boss	「どんな手も使うべー！」	"Use any means necessary!"
msg_09_00	３日以内にお召し上がり下さい。	Please eat within 3 days.
msg_09_01	１匹が腐ると、なんたらかんたら・・	If one of them rots, what can I do...?
msg_09_02	ホントは仲良くなりたいの。	I really want to make friends with you.
msg_09_03	おでん１６人前、お待ちー。	Wait for 16 servings of Oden.
msg_09_boss	「この先は行き止まりガニ！」	"You've reached a dead end!"
msg_10_00	まずはお友達から・・。	Let's start with my friends...
msg_10_01	弟よ、兄を許せ・・。	Little brother, forgive your big brother...
msg_10_02	コタツで丸くなりたい。	I want to curl up in the kotatsu.
msg_10_03	香ばしさも売りの１つ。	One of the selling points is the aroma.
msg_10_04	ミカン２０個食べてや。	Eat 20 oranges.
msg_10_05	こぼさないで。おでん。	Don't spill. Oden.
msg_10_boss	「感情豊かなだけプン！」	"You're so emotional!"
msg_11_00	ゆうちゃーん、マジどこー？	Seriously, Yuu-chan, where are you?
msg_11_01	お兄ちゃん・・良い子になるから・・	Big brother... I'll be a good boy...
msg_11_02	座布団のおかげで浮いてます。	The cushions keep me afloat.
msg_11_03	なお、食べ残しは、 お持ち帰り頂きます。	Please note you can take any leftovers home with you.
msg_11_04	（じつは、ネーブルです）	(Actually, it's a navel.)
msg_11_05	メ、メルアド交換しませんか？	W-would you like to exchange emails?
msg_11_06	左から「こんにゃく」、「大根」、 　　　　「タマゴ」、「はんぺん」。	From the left: "konjac", "daikon", "egg", "hanpen".
msg_12_00	肉球は、見せない主義でね。	I don't like showing my paws.
msg_12_01	兄さん、弟はもう１６になったよ・・。	Big brother, my little brother is already 16...
msg_12_02	弟よ、これが我らの宿命なのだ・・。	Little brother, this is our destiny...
msg_12_03	いい鍋でしょ？奥さん。	It's a good stew, right, ma'am?
msg_12_04	最近、結婚したんです。	I just got married.
msg_12_boss	「奥の車両には行かせないベー！」	"I won't let you to the back car!"
msg_13_00	えっ！　弟を見たんですか！？	Hey! Have you seen my little brother!?
msg_13_01	果汁９３％	93% fruit juice.
msg_13_02	場所見知りもするんです・・	I have a hard time getting used to new places...
msg_13_03	今なら４個増量中！	Now I'm adding four more!
msg_13_04	（チャームポイントは、角です）	(My charm points are my horns.)
msg_13_boss	「そろそろ本気を出すカニ！」	"It's time to get serious!"
msg_14_00	裸足って気持ち良い。	Being barefoot feels good.
msg_14_01	えっ！　この電車に弟がっ？！	Hey! Is my little brother on this train?!
msg_14_02	唄って踊れて浮けます。	Sing, dance, and have fun.
msg_14_03	いい音でしょ？奥さん。	Sounds good, doesn't it, ma'am?
msg_14_04	テレビでも取り上げられた。	It was also featured on TV.
msg_14_05	後ろ向きな人生は、もうやめたい。	I don't want to live a backward life anymore.
msg_14_06	中身が大変お熱くなっております。	The contents are very hot.
msg_14_boss	「通さないプンプンプン！」	"You can't passpasspass!"
msg_15_00	ヤケドするぜ。	You'll get burned.
msg_15_01	団体様、ご案内。	Groups, Information.
msg_15_02	ご乗車、 ありがとうございます。	Thank you for the ride, sir.
msg_15_03	前にも歩けます。	You can walk forward too.
msg_15_04	しずカニ歩けます。	I can walk like a crab.
msg_15_05	V９ ９V ミ（へ）ミ	[This is a face emoticon.]
msg_15_06	怒ったりしないから。	I'm not angry.
msg_15_07	もう怒らないからね。	I won't get angry anymore.
msg_15_08	やっぱ怒る事にする。	I got angry after all.