Barbershop Land
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Barbershop Land (チョッキンランド?, Chokkin Rando) is the fifth stage in Rhythm Heaven Megamix. It is the fifth land in Earth World.
Story
After Tibby and the player pass the Gatekeeper Trio's trials at The Second Gate, they gain entry to Barbershop Land. Here they meet Hairold, whose barbershop has lost its flow, and customers along with it. To help him, they must clear four Rhythm Games, those being Sneaky Spirits, Rhythm Rally, Flipper-Flop, and LumBEARjack. After clearing them, Hairold is back in business, and unlocks the door to Songbird Land.
Dialogue
Intro
Hairold | ||
Take that! Snip! And that! Snip! Whoops! Snipped too much. |
Hairold | ||
Oh, hey! Welcome! You didn't, uh, see that, did you? |
Hairold | ||
Never mind! I am Hairold, master of the dual-wield scissors! |
Hairold | ||
But enough about my mastery! What style can I give you? |
Tibby | ||
Umm... How about a heavenly cut? |
Hairold | ||
...What the heck is a heavenly cut? |
Hairold | ||
Seriously. I have, like, three black belts in hair. What is that? |
Tibby | ||
Well, it's SUPER trendy in Heaven World right now... |
Hairold | ||
Figures. It's super trendy in a place you basically made up. |
Hairold | ||
Not like I was going to do you the favor of a new do, anyway. |
Hairold | ||
But, speaking of favors... |
Hairold | ||
I have a favor to ask you two. |
Tibby | ||
...Wait, WHY should we help you? |
Hairold | ||
Coz lately my shop's lost its flow. In fact... |
Hairold | ||
I got so few customers... |
Hairold | ||
I had to eat my hair and cover my head with this hat! |
Tibby | ||
Probably should have thought of that before making fun of me. |
Hairold | ||
Wait! I have an idea! |
Hairold | ||
YOU could redecorate for me! You'd get this place flowin'! |
Hairold | ||
Make it into a super-swanky, swingin' place to get chopped! |
Hairold | ||
Look, I know I was kinda abrasive, but... |
Hairold | ||
I really am a master hairstylist! |
Hairold | ||
If you can make this place match my skills... |
Hairold | ||
customers will flock to it like sheep! And I'll shear them! |
Tibby | ||
...Huh. That's how it works? |
Hairold | ||
What do you say? Will you help me? |
Tibby | ||
He seems a bit...awkward. We should help him, right? |
Hairold | ||
Right on! Thanks, pal! |
Hairold | ||
Hey, if this works like I KNOW it will... |
Hairold | ||
As a token of my appreciation... |
Hairold | ||
I'll give you any haircut you want. Did you say Unevenly Cut? ON IT. |
Tibby | ||
N-no, thank you. It's Heavenly Cut... |
Sneaky Spirits Cleared
Hairold | ||
Hey! Great chair! |
Hairold | ||
I can hardly wait to cut someone in it! |
Hairold | ||
Um, their hair, I mean. Obviously. |
Tibby | ||
Could you not...wave those around quite so much? |
Rhythm Rally Cleared
Hairold | ||
Aw, yeah! What's up, stylin' tools?! |
Hairold | ||
You know what I got in common with those tools? We're BOTH stylin'! |
Hairold | ||
I'm just...SO proud of you. |
Flipper-Flop Cleared
Hairold | ||
That's RIGHT! Can't be cuttin' hair without my spinny pole! |
Tibby | ||
I hoped you'd like it. |
Hairold | ||
It's the best! It's like candy that ROTATES! |
Tibby | ||
...I hadn't considered it that way. Ever. |
LumBEARjack Cleared
Hairold | ||
YES! It's the greatest salon in the history of hair! |
Hairold | ||
And it's mine... How nice. |
Tibby | ||
That was...really restrained. |
Hairold | ||
Enough with the sloppy stuff! |
Hairold | ||
Lemme snip open the lock for you in return for the All Clear! |
End
Hairold | ||
You did a great job! Seriously, maybe even better than I could! |
Hairold | ||
And now, my dream comes true... |
Hairold | ||
I will achieve ULTIMATE HAIRCUTTING POWER! |
Tibby | ||
That's great. Let me just say congratulations! |
Hairold | ||
Thanks, li'l bro! |
Hairold | ||
I'm feeling so good...I think maybe I can finally... |
Hairold | ||
WIN AT ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS! 1-2-3! Scissors! |
Tibby | ||
I probably should have seen that coming. |
In Other Languages
Language | Name | Meaning |
---|---|---|
Japanese | チョッキンランド | Trendy Land |
EnglishNOA | Barbershop Land | |
EnglishNOE | Barbershop Land | |
French | Pays coup'tif | Hairdresser land |
Spanish | Peluquilandia | Hairdresserland |
German | Barbierland | Barberland |
Italian | Barbierlandia | Barberland |
Korean | 싹둑랜드 | Snip Land |
Rhythm Heaven Megamix | |||
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Rhythm Games | Earth World | Honeybee Land | |
Machine Land | |||
The First Gate | |||
Citrus Land | |||
Donut Land | |||
The Second Gate | |||
Barbershop Land | |||
Songbird Land | |||
The Third Gate | |||
Lush Woods | Lush Tower | ||
Honeybee Tower | |||
Machine Tower | |||
Citrus Tower | |||
Donut Tower | |||
Barbershop Tower | |||
Songbird Tower | |||
Heaven World | Star Land | ||
Comet Land | |||
Planet Land | |||
The Fourth Gate | |||
Mamarin Palace | Left-Hand Tower | ||
Right-Hand Tower | |||
Tibby's Mom | |||
Shop | Shop No. 1 | ||
Shop No. 2 | |||
Shop No. 3 | |||
Shop No. 4 | |||
Shop No. 5 | |||
Shop No. 6 | |||
Characters | • • • • • • • • • • • • | ||
Miscellaneous | Title • Café • Figure Fighter VS • Stable • Shop • Coins • Flow Ball • Rhythm Item • Play Music • Museum • Badges • Mascots • Memories • Timing Display • Challenge Land • Perfect Campaign • The Rhythm League • Development History • Demo • Rhythm Tengoku The Best Plus Comic |