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In this game, the player controls the Martian, whose mission is to translate what Farmer Bob is saying. This is done by repeating the pattern of Farmer Bob's speech. The patterns have more complex rhythms than First Contact.
Perfect!/Ace!?: The Martian translates Farmer Bob's words properly. Farmer Bob nods. Mars Control is amazed.
Early!/Late!?: The Martian translates properly, but in a high-pitched voice.
Miss...?: The Martian fails to translate, and a red question-mark is displayed instead. If the player fails from the beginning, an alternate translation is given, which devolves into nonsense. Farmer Bob then shakes his head in disapproval. Mars Control falls asleep. Some lines change if the played messed up a translation before them.
Message
Correct Message
Correct Message (After Incorrect Message)
Incorrect Message
Hi, people of Mars!
Blah, blah...
How do you do?
Garble, snarble.
I am an Earthling.
Guess who I am?
...And single!
Gwahaha!♥
Hahahaha!
Don't get your hopes up...
Watermelon, watermelon.
Not all humans...
Rutabaga, rutabaga...
look as good as me!
You guys look like octopuses!
...Ladies!
Gwahaha!♥
Ahahaha!
Let's get some tea...
I want a taco.
and talk planets.
Where are the donuts?
I'm going to...
Niagara Falls.
work up my courage to say...
Are you gonna eat that?
to Katherine...
Did I say something wrong?
for oh...
(unintelligible)
so, so...
(unintelligible)
long I have been...
(unintelligible)
very much in love with...
(unintelligible)
yummy PORK RICE BOWLS!
There's nothing better!
(boring stuff)
Ummm...yeah.
Blah, blah...
I should head back soon...
Turnip.
for my tentacle graft.
Achoo!
...Kidding!
Gwahaha!♥
Ahahaha!
Results
Mars Control to Farmer Bob
What was that? We wait with bated breath! Didn't quite catch that--not sure we wanted to. Yikes?
Eh. Passable.
Yup, definitely heard you loud and clear... Even when things got awkward, you nailed it. We were feeling the love...unfortunately.
Everyone was surprised at how quickly we started a culinary exchange with Mars, but they shouldn't have been. Look at it! It's basically a space meatball!