Barbershop Land
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Barbershop Land (チョッキンランド?, Chokkin Rando) is the seventh stage in Rhythm Heaven Megamix. It is the fifth land in Earth World.
Story
After Tibby and the player pass the Gatekeeper Trio's trials at The Second Gate, they gain entry to Barbershop Land. Here they meet Hairold, whose barbershop has lost it's flow, and customers along with it. To help him, they must clear four Rhythm Games, those being Sneaky Spirits, Rhythm Rally, Flipper-Flop, and LumBEARjack. After clearing thrm, Hairold is back in business, and unlocks the door to Songbird Land.
Dialogue
Intro
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Hairold
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Take that! Snip! And that! Snip!
Whoops! Snipped too much.
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Hairold
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Oh, hey! Welcome! You didn't,
uh, see that, did you?
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Hairold
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Never mind! I am Hairold, master
of the dual-wield scissors!
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Hairold
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But enough about my mastery!
What style can I give you?
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Tibby
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Umm... How about a
heavenly cut?
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Hairold
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...What the heck is a
heavenly cut?
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Hairold
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Seriously. I have, like, three black
belts in hair. What is that?
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Tibby
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Well, it's SUPER trendy in
Heaven World right now...
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Hairold
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Figures. It's super trendy in
a place you basically made up.
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Hairold
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Not like I was going to do you
the favor of a new do, anyway.
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Hairold
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I have a favor to ask you
two.
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Tibby
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...Wait, WHY should we
help you?
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Hairold
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Coz lately my shop's
lost its flow. In fact...
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Hairold
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I had to eat my hair and
cover my head with this hat!
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Tibby
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Probably should have thought
of that before making fun of me.
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Hairold
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YOU could redecorate for me!
You'd get this place flowin'!
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Hairold
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Make it into a super-swanky,
swingin' place to get chopped!
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Hairold
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Look, I know I was kinda
abrasive, but...
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Hairold
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I really am a master
hairstylist!
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Hairold
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If you can make this place
match my skills...
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Hairold
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customers will flock to it like
sheep! And I'll shear them!
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Tibby
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...Huh. That's how it works?
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Hairold
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What do you say?
Will you help me?
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Tibby
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He seems a bit...awkward.
We should help him, right?
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Hairold
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Hey, if this works like
I KNOW it will...
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Hairold
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As a token of my appreciation...
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Hairold
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I'll give you any haircut you want.
Did you say Unevenly Cut? ON IT.
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Tibby
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N-no, thank you. It's
Heavenly Cut...
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Hairold
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I can hardly wait to cut someone
in it!
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Hairold
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Um, their hair, I mean.
Obviously.
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Tibby
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Could you not...wave those
around quite so much?
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Hairold
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Aw, yeah! What's up,
stylin' tools?!
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Hairold
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You know what I got in common
with those tools? We're BOTH stylin'!
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Hairold
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I'm just...SO proud of you.
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Hairold
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That's RIGHT! Can't be cuttin'
hair without my spinny pole!
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Tibby
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I hoped you'd like it.
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Hairold
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It's the best! It's like
candy that ROTATES!
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Tibby
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...I hadn't considered it
that way. Ever.
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Hairold
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YES! It's the greatest salon
in the history of hair!
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Tibby
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That was...really restrained.
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Hairold
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Enough with the sloppy stuff!
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Hairold
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Lemme snip open the lock for
you in return for the All Clear!
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End
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Hairold
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You did a great job! Seriously,
maybe even better than I could!
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Hairold
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And now, my dream comes true...
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Hairold
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I will achieve ULTIMATE
HAIRCUTTING POWER!
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Tibby
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That's great. Let me just
say congratulations!
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Hairold
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I'm feeling so good...I think
maybe I can finally...
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Hairold
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WIN AT ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!
1-2-3! Scissors!
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Tibby
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I probably should have seen
that coming.
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In Other Languages
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Meaning
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チョッキンランド |
Trendy Land
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 EnglishNOA |
Barbershop Land |
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 EnglishNOE |
Barbershop Land |
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 French |
Pays coup'tif |
Hairdresser land
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 Spanish |
Peluquilandia |
Hairdresserland
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 Italian |
Barbierlandia |
Barberland
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 Korean |
싹둑랜드 |
Snip Land
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