{{GameExplain3DS|title = LumBEARjack|explain = Excuse us. You look like a big, strong <br>bear. Would you mind helping us <br>weak little cats with our firewood?}}
{{GameExplain3DS
{{Template:Game-Nav
|title=LumBEARjack
|Minigame_infobox/Data = Flipper-Flop
|explain=Excuse us. You look like a big, strong<br>bear. Would you mind helping us<br>weak little cats with our firewood?}}
{{Nihongo|LumBEARjack|マキネコ|Makineko}} is the 4th [[Rhythm Game]] of [[Barbershop Land]] (22nd overall) in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Megamix]]''.
|Number = 22|BPM = 130}}
'''LumBEARjack''' (マキネコ Makineko; Firewood cats) is the 22nd minigame introduced in [[Rhythm Heaven Megamix]]. In this game, the player plays as [[Woodcutter Bear]]; A bear who chops logs that are placed on a stump by [[Lumbercats]].
A sequel later appears in Barbershop Tower under the title [[LumBEARjack 2]].
The long version, [[LumBEARjack 2]], appears in [[Barbershop Tower]].
You play as a a bear cutting pieces of wood placed by Lumbercats. Small wood takes only one hit to break, and medium sized wood takes two hits to break. The cats will sometimes place down baseball bats or cans on the stump, confusing the bear. During the gameplay, multiple Lumbercats will appear and dance in the background.
The player controls [[Woodcutter Bear]], who is chopping firewood for the [[Lumbercats]]. Small wood takes only one hit to break, and medium sized wood takes two hits to break. The cats sometimes place other objects, confusing the bear. Near the end, multiple [[Lumbercats]] appear and dance in the background.
Notice that the large logs do not appear in this variant.
==Controls==
==Controls==
{{Controls|At=Swing axe}}
{{Controls|At=Swing axe}}
==Timing Display==
==[[Timing Display]]==
* '''Perfect!/Ace!''': The Lumberbear's log is cut in half, with a bigger log he will successfully hit the log.
{{Timing
* '''Early!/Late!''': The Lumberbear hits the log, but it bounces off to the side.
|just=[[Woodcutter Bear]] splits the log in half. If he splits a different kind of object, he turns in confusion to the cat who placed it.
* '''Miss...''': If the Lumberbear does nothing the log falls off.
|miss=[[Woodcutter Bear]] hits the log, but it bounces off to the side.
|through=[[Woodcutter Bear]] never touches the log, causing it to fall off.}}
==Results==
==Results==
{{Results|Console = 3DS|caption = The Lumbearcats Say|cp_DEF_Ng = Watch out for those big'uns!<br>The little logs licked ya.<br>Eyes on the prize, friend.<br>Be wary of tricksy lumbercats...|cp_DEF_Hi = They were axing for it!<br>Your chopping skills can't be hacked!<br>Random recyclables don't distract you!<br>A herd of kitties doesn't distract you!}}
{{Results
|Console=3DS
|caption=The Lumbercats Say
|cp_DEF_Ng=The little logs licked ya. <br>Watch out for those big'uns!<br>Be wary of tricksy lumbercats...<br>Eyes on the prize, friend.
|cp_DEF_Hi=They were axing for it!<br>Your chopping skills can't be hacked!<br>Random recyclables don't distract you!<br>A herd of kitties doesn't distract you!}}
==Epilogue==
==Epilogue==
{{Epilogue
<gallery>
|Console=3DS
Wild Woodwork Story Try Again.PNG|"I, uh, brought you a cold compress..."
|NG=I, uh, brought you a cold compress...
Wild Woodwork Story OK.PNG|"Yeah, he's doing it. Come out and join us!"
|OK=Yeah, he's doing it. Come out<br>and join us!
Wild Woodwork Story Superb.PNG|"Fire!"
|HI=Fire!}}
</gallery>
==[[Rhythm Item]]==
{{item
==Rhythm Item==
|name=Suspenders
{{Template:Item
|title=Rumors of the Lumberbear
|item = Suspenders.png
|explain=Woodcutter Bear needs these<br>suspenders to keep his trousers<br>up because his muscles get so<br>big when he flexes that he has to<br>wear clothes three sizes too big!}}
|header = Rumors of the Lumberbear
==[[Skill Star]]==
|desc = Woodcutter Bear needs these suspenders to keep his trousers up because his muscles get so big when he flexes that he has to wear clothes three sizes too big!|name = Suspenders|title = Rumors of the Lumberbear|explain = Woodcutter Bear needs these suspenders to keep his trousers up because his muscles get so big when he flexes that he has to wear clothes three sizes too big!}}
The Skill Star appears on the second big log in the middle of the game.
==[[Challenge Land]]==
==Skill Star==
{{PAGENAME}} appears in the following [[Challenge Train]] courses:
After the second cat shows up with the next big log time the second hit perfectly to collect the star.
* LumBEARjack is included in the [[Rhythm Heaven Megamix Demo]].
==Development History==
*When he chops something other than wood, the confused sound the Woodcutter Bear makes is the same sound that the Wrestler makes when answering out of turn in [[Ringside]].
{{Main|LumBEARjack/Development}}
*The breath sound effect that plays when the Woodcutter Bear is finished chopping the last log is the same one used in the endless game [[Clap Trap]].
*The pun in the english version may be an attempt to hint at a greater analogy. In japan, the word for cat is also used as gay slang to refer to a bottom. This on top of the demeanor in which the cats talk to the player heavily implies that the cats are gay.
The player controls Woodcutter Bear, who is chopping firewood for the Lumbercats. Small wood takes only one hit to break, and medium sized wood takes two hits to break. The cats sometimes place other objects, confusing the bear. Near the end, multiple Lumbercats appear and dance in the background.
Woodcutter Bear needs these suspenders to keep his trousers up because his muscles get so big when he flexes that he has to wear clothes three sizes too big!