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Rhythm Heaven Fever, like Rhythm Heaven, has several written articles given for achieving perfects. However, unlike Rhythm Heaven, these articles differ slightly between the US and UK versions of the game.
{{LargePage}}{{Spoiler}}[[File:Read Something Wii.png|thumb]]The {{Nihongo|Reading Material|よみもの|Yomi Mono}}, also known as the {{Nihongo|Reading Corner|読みモノコーナー|Yomi Mono Kōnā}}<ref name="Fever">"You'll also be happy to hear I've opened up all of the books and songs in the reading and music corners." ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Rhythm Heaven Fever]]''</ref> and {{Nihongo|Something to Read}} in ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'', is a section accessed through the [[Café]] in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Fever]]'' which has several letters, obtainable by achieving a [[Perfect]] on certain [[Rhythm Games]]. This feature is the successor to the [[Rhythm Shiryo Shitsu]] in ''[[Rhythm Tengoku]]'' and the ''[[Reading Material (Rhythm Heaven)|Reading Material]]'' in ''[[Rhythm Heaven]]'', and is succeeded by the '''[[Rhythm Item]]s''' in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Megamix]]''.


==Welcome!==
In ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'', almost all of the text has been rewritten, and most letters were renamed.
[US] Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer.
==Read Something==
 
===Welcome!===
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Available from the start of the game.
 
{| style="width:100%;"
[UK, Article is named 'Greetings'] Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm gaves just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer.
! align="left" |Welcome!
==Golf Lessons==
! align="left" |Greetings
[US] I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.
|-
 
|Thanks for buying<br>Rhythm Heaven Fever!
Monkey: "Hi, you can call me Monkey. I'm going to show you some tricks to improve your score."
|Thank you for buying <br>Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise!
 
|-
Mandrill: "Hellooo! I'm a mandrill. I help Monkey out sometimes."
|We've created a bunch of<br>fun rhythm games for you.
 
|We created a range of fun<br>rhythm games just for you!
I thought about asking for their qualifications, but before I knew it, I was showing them my swing.
|-
 
|Everyone has rhythm--even<br>those who don't think<br>they do!
Monkey: "Great form! You just need to work on your timing."
|Everybody has a sense of<br>rhythm, even if they are not<br>aware of it.
 
|-
Mandrill: "and REAL golfers can hit a ball no matter what. Even if it's moving. Fast."
|We hope you'll enjoy<br>finding your own rhythm.
 
|We hope you get to feel the<br>joy of finding your rhythm<br>through these games.
Monkey: "See that whale that kinda looks like an island out there? When I give you the cue, swing toward that."
|-
 
|So have fun and enjoy all<br>the game has to offer.
Mandrill: "And remember that it's not about power. Listen for Monkey's cue, and time your swing on that."
|So have fun and enjoy all<br>that the beat has to offer.
 
|}
Monkey: "Oo kiiii. "
===Golf Lessons===
 
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Hole in One]].
Golf ball: *clunk*
{| style="width:100%;"
 
! align="left" |Golf Lessons
Mandrill: "Not bad. But anyone can get one lucky shot. You're gonna have to practice, and practice hard!"
! align="left" |How to Get a Hole in One
 
|-
And that was the day my REAL golf education began...
|I was practicing all the time,<br>but my golf game just<br>wasn't improving.
 
|No matter how long I practised,<br>I struggled to improve my golf<br>score and couldn't even dream<br>of getting a hole in one.
-
|-
 
|A friend recommended that<br>I see a golf coach he knew,<br>and I figured it couldn't hurt.
[UK, Article is named 'How to Get a Hole in One'] No matter how much I practised, I struggled to improve my gold score and couldn't even dream of getting a hole in one. I heard about  a pair of professionals through a friend that coud guarantee results fast. I went to the place I had arranged to meet my new caddies to find a curious duo.
|I heard about a pair of<br>professionals through a friend<br>who could guarantee results<br>fast.
 
|-
"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here to teach you how to improve your score."
|I went to our meeting place,<br>expecting a middle-aged guy<br>in ugly pants. That...wasn't<br>what I got.
 
|I went to the place I had<br>arranged to meet my new<br>caddies to find a curious<br>duo.
"and Mandrill show you how to get strong!"
|-
 
|Monkey: "Hi! You can call<br>me Monkey. I'm going to<br>show you some tricks to<br>improve your score."
It was unusual to say the least but I showed them a couple of my practice swings.
|"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here<br>to teach you how to improve<br>your score."
 
|-
"Nice form! You just need to work on your timing," said the monkey.
|Mandrill: "Hellooo! I'm a<br>mandrill! I help Monkey<br>out sometimes."
 
|"And Mandrill show you how to<br>get strong!"
"Golfer think only hitting stopped ball is good training?" asked the large mandrill, "Mandrill teach better technique!"
|-
 
|I thought about asking for<br>their qualifications, but<br>before I knew it, I was<br>showing them my swing.
"Focus on what whale by the island over there," instructed the monkey, "follow my signal and concentrate on your timing."
|It was unusual to say the least<br>but I showed them a couple of<br>my practice swings.
 
|-
"Power nothing without timing. Monkey say, golfer do!" the mandrill explained.
|Monkey: "Great form! You<br>just need to work on your<br>timing."
 
|"Nice form! You just need to<br>work on your timing," said<br>the monkey.
I tried to take note of their informative if unconventional golfing instruction.
|-
 
|Mandrill: "And REAL golfers<br>can hit a ball no matter what.<br>Even if it's moving. Fast."
"Ooky!" "Whoosh!" "Plop!"
|"Golfer think only hitting<br>stopped ball is good training?"<br>asked the large mandrill,<br>"Mandrill teach better<br>technique!"
 
|-
"Mandrill think that was lucky hit. Lucky golfer can not do every time. Less luck, more practice!"
|Monkey: "See that whale<br>that kinda looks like an<br>island out there? When I<br>give you the cue, swing<br>toward that."
 
|"Focus on that whale by the<br>island over there," instructed<br>the monkey, "follow my signal<br>and concentrate on your<br>timing."
From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.
|-
==Industrial Espionage==
|Mandrill: "And remember that<br>it's not about power. Listen<br>for Monkey's cue, and time<br>your swing on that."
[US] At a secret hideout in an undisclosed location under a heavy veil of mystery and darkness...
|"Power nothing without timing.<br>Monkey say, golfer do!" the<br>mandrill explained.
 
|-
Leader: "All right, tell me what you've discovered in your surveillance."
|Monkey: "Oo kiii. ♪"<br>Golf ball: *clunk*
 
|I tried to take note of their<br>informative if unconventional<br>golfing instruction.<br>"Ooky!" "Whoosh!" "Plop!"
Spy: "Of course. The factory has begun production on a top-secret, extremely advanced new deisign. I've confirmed at least two different models, the larger one approximately 200 feet tall and weighing about 60,000 tons. The final phase of assembly is when they screw the head to the body. This is tricky, and if it's done wrong, the robot has to be scrapped. The workers on that part of the line are pretty tense, obviously, so they've been playing some soothing music to help with the work. When each robot is completed, it says a code phrase and the heart symbol on its chest glows with appreciation."
|-
 
|Mandrill: "Not bad. But<br>anyone can get one lucky<br>shot. You're gonna have to<br>practice, and practice hard!"
Leader: "I see...so the music is how they've kept production so high. We'll need to stop that somehow if we're going to beat them. All right. Go continue your surveillance. Alert me to any changes."
|"Mandrill think that was lucky<br>hit. Lucky golfer can not do<br>every time. Less luck,<br>more practice!"
 
|-
Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots right? ...Right?"
|And that was the day my<br>REAL golf education began...
 
|From that day, I got better and<br>better at getting a hole in one.
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|}
 
===Industrial Espionage===
[UK, Article is named 'Screwbot Secrets'] Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Screwbot Factory 2]].
 
{| style="width:100%;"
"Ok, minion! Tell me what your spying revealed."
! align="left" |Industrial Espionage
 
! align="left" |Screwbot Secrets
"Yes, boss. The factory has a top secret robot development programme in operation. The design for two different robots are already being put into production. The robots are 40 metres tall and weigh approximately 30,000 tonnes. The production line terminates in a large arm which screws down the robots' heads fast and tight. This operation is extremely precise and the robots become inoperable if it is not completed correctly. The operators require nerves of steel in order to prevent a massive robot scrap pile. I noticed that the factory constantly plays the same Arabian-style music. Operating the machines in time to the music appears to make the job easier than it seems at first glance. Upon completion, the robots signal that they are operational using code words and a heart-shaped glow comes from their chests. The sight of the successfully completed robots seems to encourage the machine operatiors to maintain their work quality."
|-
 
|At a secret hideout in an<br>undisclosed location under<br>a heavy veil of mystery and<br>darkness...
"I see...So, the key to their success is in the music. We must understand it if we are to have any chance of beating them. We must analyse the data further and develop a counter plan against that factory. You must go back to the factory and find out the secret to that rhythm."
|Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
 
|-
"As you wish, boss."
|Leader: "All right, tell me<br>what you've discovered in<br>your surveillance."
==Partners==
|"OK, minion! Tell me what your<br>spying revealed."
[US] See: "Hey, Saw."
|-
 
|Spy: "Of course. The factory<br>has begun production on a<br>top-secret, extremely<br>advanced new design.
Saw: "What's up, See?"
|"Yes, boss. The factory has a<br>top secret robot development<br>programme in operation.
 
|-
See: "How many years have we been working together?"
|I've confirmed at least two<br>different models, the larger<br>one approximately 200 feet<br>tall and weighing about<br>60,000 tons.
 
|The designs for two different<br>robots are already being put<br>into production.
Saw: "Let's see...It was two years before I got married, so that's...10 years."
|-
 
|The final phase of assembly<br>is when they screw the head<br>to the body. This is tricky,<br>and if it's done wrong, the<br>robot has to be scrapped.
See: "That long already! Time really does fly."
|The robots are 40 metres tall<br>and weigh approximately 30,000<br>tonnes.
 
|-
Saw: "Just think: 10 years of 'een-oon, ba-bom.'"
|The workers on that part of<br>the line are pretty tense,<br>obviously, so they've been<br>playing some soothing music<br>to help with the work.
 
|The production line terminates<br>in a large arm which screws<br>down the robots' heads fast<br>and tight.
See: "Woooow...I'm amazed that I'm still not sick of it."
|-
 
|When each robot is<br>completed, it says a<br>code phrase and the heart<br>symbol on its chest glows<br>with appreciation."
Saw: "Seems like I've been falling on my rump more and more lately...Sorry about that, See."
|This operation is extremely<br>precise and the robots become<br>inoperable if it is not<br>completed correctly. The<br>operators require nerves of<br>steel in order to prevent a<br>massive robot scrap pile.
 
|-
See: "Hey, I've been the one falling onto my head for those handstand jumps. I'm the one who should apologize, Saw."
|Leader: "I see... So the<br>music is how they've kept<br>production so high. We'll<br>need to stop that somehow<br>if we're going to beat them.
 
|I noticed that the factory<br>constantly plays the same<br>Arabian-style music.<br>Operating the machines in time<br>to the music appears to make<br>the job easier than it seems at<br>first glance.
Saw: "No, no. I fall on my bum WAY more. I'm sorry."
|-
 
|All right. Go continue your<br>surveillance. Alert me to<br>any changes."
See: "But my head smashes are way creepy, so I'M sorry."
|Upon completion, the robots<br>signal that they are operational<br>using code words and a<br>heart-shaped glow comes from<br>their chests.
 
|-
Saw: "So hey, how is your neck, anyway?"
|Spy: "Understood. And if I'm<br>discovered, you'll extract me<br>from the enemy factory full<br>of 200-foot robots, right?<br>...Right?"
 
|The sight of the successfully<br>completed robots seems to<br>encourage the machine<br>operators to maintain their<br>work quality."
See: "It's OK. How about you, Saw? Your bum's not sore or anything?"
|-
 
|
Saw: "Nah. Thanks, though."
|"I see... So, the key to their<br>success is in the music. We<br>must understand it if we are to<br>have any chance of beating<br>them.
 
|-
See: "Say, the kids'll be showing up to play at the park pretty soon."
|
 
|We must analyse the data<br>further and develop a counter<br>plan against that factory.
Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."
|-
 
|
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|You must go back to the factory<br>and find out the secret to that<br>rhythm."
 
|-
[UK, article is named 'See-Saw Inspectors'] "So, Mr Saw..."
|
 
|"As you wish, boss."
"What's up, Mr See?"
|}
 
===Partners===
"How long have we been partners?"
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[See-Saw]].
 
{| style="width:100%;"
"Well, let's see...we met two years before you got married, so it must be 10 years."
! align="left" |Partners
 
! align="left" |See-Saw Inspectors
"Can it really be that long?! Time flies when you're having fun."
|-
 
|See: "Hey, Saw."<br>Saw: "What's up, See?"
"Yeah, and to think we've been saying the same things every day for 10 years..."
|"So, Mr Saw..."<br>"What's up, Mr See?"
 
|-
"Every day for 10 years...Will we ever get bored?"
|See: "How many years have<br>we been working together?"
 
|"How long have we been<br>partners?"
"Dunno. I'm sorry for all the times you ended up on your behind."
|-
 
|Saw: "Let's see... It was two<br>years before I got married,<br>so that's...10 years."
"And I'm sorry for all the times you landed on your face!"
|"Well, let's see... We met two<br>years before you got married,<br>so it must be 10 years."
 
|-
"I think I caused you more falls than you caused me."
|See: "That long already!<br>Time really does fly."
 
|"Can it really be that long?!<br>Time flies when you're having<br>fun."
"It's no problem, my head is less delicate that your behind."
|-
 
|Saw: "Just think: 10 years<br>of 'een-oon, ba-bom.'"
"Really? Are you sure you didn't get whiplash?"
|"Yeah, and to think we've<br>been saying the same things<br>every day for 10 years..."
 
|-
"I'm fine. Are you sure it doesn't hurt when you sit down?"
|See: "Woooow... I'm amazed<br>that I'm still not sick of it."
 
|"Every day for 10 years...<br>Will we ever get bored?"<br>"Dunno. I'm sorry for all the<br>times you ended up on your<br>behind."
"There hasn't been a see-saw that has beaten my bottom yet"
|-
 
|Saw: "Seems like I've been<br>falling on my rump more and<br>more lately... Sorry about<br>that, See."
"I'm glad I found a see-saw inspector as good as you."
|"And I'm sorry for all the times<br>you landed on your face!"
 
|-
"Before we have an awkward silence, we've got to finsih testing these see-saws before all the kids show up!"
|See: "Hey, I've been the<br>one falling onto my head for<br>those handstand jumps.<br>I'm the one who should<br>apologize, Saw."
 
|"I think I caused you more falls<br>than you caused me."
"Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!"
|-
==My Feelings==
|Saw: "No, no. I fall on my<br>bum WAY more. I'm sorry."
[US] I've always wanted to learn the guitar but never had the nerve to try. When I finally did get up the courage, I found that SHE worked at the local music shop. She told me I had nothing to be afraid of, that playnig guitar was simple. Easy for her to say-- everyone knows her band is big in Japan. I didn't have enough money to buy one that day, but she let me try out a guitar and showed me some chords. I came back a lot over the next six months while I saved up my allowance. Now I've bought my guitar, I've started a band, and I'm practicing a lot. I even wrote a song for her. Only problem is I can't bring myself to play it for her. So instead, I'll invite her to our first live show. After school, we sat on a bench together while I tried to work up the courage to give her the ticket I got her. My throat was parched, and my mind was racing. For some reason, some weasels were looking at us... And then a strange thing happened. A soccer ball came at us, and I reflexively gave it a good kick. It felt great! It calmed me down too. Even the weasels seemed happy. So I started kicking away my feelings...
|"It's no problem, my head is<br>less delicate than your behind."
 
|-
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|See: "But my head smashes<br>are way creepy, so I'M<br>sorry."
 
|"Really? Are you sure you<br>didn't get whiplash?"
[UK] I decided to take up the guitar and headed to the local music shop. That was when I first saw her. She was in the year above mine and already had a band which had won several competitions. I heard she'd even been approached by a famous music producer. I hadn't saved enough pocket money to buy a guitar but  I headed to the shop and she let me try one out. I went to the shop a lot after that. She was so helpful and her knowledge about guitars blew me away. Six months later I had bought that guitar, practised every day and even formed my own band. I just had to let her know my feelings for her with one of my own songs. But there was no way I could sing to her until I had learned to play better. And then it all seemed to fall into place. My band got its first gig and I hoped that she would come to watch us. I went to tell her after school and took her a ticket in my trembling hands. We sat down outside and chatted about school but I had trouble telling her about my gig. Each time I tried to pluck up the courage to ask her to come a ball would fly out of nowhere and ruin the moment. If that wasn't enough, I had a pair of ferrets making a racket in front of me too! Strangely, the more ball I kicked away, the more confident I got. Maybe it was something about my kicking to the rhythm but the ferrets seemed to calm down too. I was sure this was the perfect moment to tell her how I feel...
|-
==First-Day Orientation==
|Saw: "So hey, how is your<br>neck, anyway?"
 
|"I'm fine. Are you sure it<br>doesn't hurt when you sit<br>down?"
 
|-
 
|See: "It's OK. How about<br>you, Saw? Your bum's not<br>sore or anything?"
 
|"There hasn't been a see-saw<br>that has beaten my bottom yet."
[US] *cough* (Excuse me.) First of all, let me welcome and congratulate all of our... *ah-CHOO* new employees. Next, I need to tell you the most important thing you can know about working at our company: Wherever you are, whatever you do here, from the assembly line to Accounts Payable, rememmber to mind the flow. For proof, consider our executives seated there. They all came from humble origins but rose to the top because they embrace flow. If you want to climb the ladder here, you've gotta develop your flow! All right, everyone. Stand up and repeat after me: One! Start the spin smoothly and flow to a halt. Two! At lunchtime, season freely with flowing pepper and salt. *Ahhh-CHOOOOO!* (Excuse me.)
|-
 
|Saw: "Nah. Thanks, though."
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|"I'm glad I found a see-saw<br>inspector as good as you."
 
|-
[UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] Achoo! Ahem...Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation! Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice. No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat! This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat. The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves. If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too! So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing. "All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!" A...aaaah...chooooooooo!
|See: "Say, the kids'll<br>be showing up to play at<br>the park pretty soon."
|"Before we have an awkward<br>silence, we've got to finish<br>testing these see-saws before<br>all the kids show up!"
|-
|Saw: "We better get to<br>work, then, keeping them off<br>this unsafe seesaw. Heh."
|"Now you're talking! I'll never<br>get tired of this job!"
|}
===My Feelings===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Double Date]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |My Feelings
! align="left" |My Feelings
|-
|I've always wanted to learn<br>the guitar but never had<br>the nerve to try.
|I decided to take up the guitar<br>and headed to the local music<br>shop. That was when I first<br>saw her.
|-
|When I did finally get up the<br>courage, I found that SHE<br>worked at the local music<br>shop.
|She was in the year above mine<br>and already had a band which<br>had won several competitions.<br>I heard she'd even been<br>approached by a famous music<br>producer.
|-
|She told me I had nothing<br>to be afraid of, that playing<br>guitar was simple. Easy for<br>her to say--everyone knows<br>her band is big in Japan.
|I hadn't saved enough pocket<br>money to buy a guitar but I<br>headed to the shop and she<br>let me try one out.
|-
|I didn't have enough money<br>to buy one that day, but she<br>let me try out a guitar and<br>showed me some chords.
|I went to the shop a lot<br>after that. She was so<br>helpful and her knowledge<br>about guitars blew me away.
|-
|I came back a lot over the<br>next six months while I<br>saved up my allowance.
|Six months later I had<br>bought that guitar, practised<br>every day and even formed<br>my own band.
|-
|Now I've bought my guitar,<br>I've started a band, and I'm<br>practicing a lot. I even<br>wrote a song for her.
|I just had to let her know my<br>feelings for her with one of my<br>own songs.
|-
|Only problem is I can't bring<br>myself to play it for her. So<br>instead, I'll invite her to our<br>first live show.
|But there was no way I could<br>sing to her until I had learned<br>to play better.
|-
|After school, we sat on a<br>bench together while I tried<br>to work up the courage to<br>give her the ticket I got her.
|And then it all seemed to fall<br>into place. My band got its first<br>gig and I hoped that she would<br>come to watch us.
|-
|My throat was parched, and<br>my mind was racing. For<br>some reason, some weasels<br>were looking at us...
|I went to tell her after school<br>and took her a ticket in my<br>trembling hands.
|-
|And then a strange thing<br>happened. A soccer ball<br>came at us, and I reflexively<br>gave it a good kick.
|We sat down outside and chatted<br>about school but I had trouble<br>telling her about my gig.
|-
|It felt great! It calmed me<br>down too. Even the weasels<br>seemed happy. So I started<br>kicking away my feelings.
|Each time I tried to pluck up<br>the courage to ask her to come<br>a ball would fly out of nowhere<br>and ruin the moment.
|-
|
|If that wasn't enough, I had a<br>pair of ferrets making a racket<br>in front of me too!
|-
|
|Strangely, the more balls I<br>kicked away, the more confident<br>I got. Maybe it was something<br>about my kicking to the rhythm<br>but the ferrets seemed to calm<br>down too.
|-
|
|I was sure this was the perfect<br>moment to tell her how I feel...  
|}
===First-Day Orientation===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Board Meeting]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |First-Day Orientation
! align="left" |An Upbeat Business Strategy
|-
|*cough* (Excuse me.)<br>First of all, let me welcome<br>and congratulate all of our...<br>*ah-CHOO* new employees.
|Achoo! Ahem... Good morning<br>ladies and gentlepigs.<br>Congratulations on becoming<br>the newest members of our<br>organisation!
|-
|Next, I need to tell you the<br>most important thing you<br>can know about working at<br>our company:
|Before you start working in<br>this prestigious company, I<br>would like to give you some<br>important advice.
|-
|Wherever you are, whatever<br>you do here, from the<br>assembly line to Accounts<br>Payable, remember to mind<br>the flow.
|No matter what we do, in this<br>company, we are always<br>upbeat!  
|-
|For proof, consider our<br>executives seated there.<br>They all came from humble<br>origins but rose to the top<br>because they embrace flow.
|This is at the forefront of our<br>business strategy. Even when<br>times are tough, we believe<br>success can always be achieved<br>by keeping upbeat.
|-
|If you want to climb the<br>ladder here, you've got to<br>develop your flow!
|The board came to realise its<br>importance through a lot of<br>hard work and spinning<br>themselves.
|-
|All right, everyone. Stand up<br>and repeat after me:
|If you want to make it far in<br>this company, you should make<br>being upbeat your priority too!
|-
|One! Start the spin smoothly<br>and flow to a halt.<br>Two! At lunchtime, season<br>freely with flowing pepper<br>and salt.
|So, everybody stand up and join<br>me in squealing.
|-
|*Ahhh-CHOOOOO!*<br>(Excuse me.)
|"All together now! Be upbeat!<br>Turning ourselves around helps<br>us turn profits round!"
|-
|
|A...aaaah...chooooooooo!
|}
===Ad Copy===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Monkey Watch]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Ad Copy
! align="left" |Current Trends
|-
|Do you hate looking at your<br>watch, afraid of how late<br>you are to your meeting,<br>date, or appointment?
|Are you always late? Do you<br>struggle to know what time it<br>is? Are your wrists drab and<br>boring? Then you need a:<br><br>MONKEY WATCH
|-
|Is the mere act of checking<br>the time a source of stress<br>and unhappiness in your<br>life?
|Have you been late for a date<br>to find that the girl wouldn't<br>wait for you to show up?<br>Then you need a:<br><br>MONKEY WATCH
|-
|If so, you need a<br>Monkey Watch! It won't<br>make you any less late for<br>things, but there's no way<br>to frown after looking at it!
|Monkey Watch Disclaimer<br><br>Looking at your new monkey<br>watch for long periods of time<br>can wear the monkeys out and<br>may cause the watch to lose<br>time.
|-
|Seriously! It's medically<br>impossible! We asked some<br>science guys about it!
|Be sure to give them<br>plenty of rest and the<br>occasional banana and your<br>monkey watch will give you<br>years of reliable service.
|-
|So buy your Monkey Watch<br>today, and smile the rest<br>of your life!
|Probably...
|-
|WARNING: Using Monkey<br>Watch continuously may<br>make the monkeys tired. Let<br>them rest occasionally for<br>more accurate timekeeping.
|
|}
===After Work===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Working Dough]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |After Work
! align="left" |After Work
|-
|On the work floor...
|On the work floor...
|-
|Veteran: "I wonder if the ship<br>made it back home to Planet<br>Dough yet..."
|"I wonder if the ship made it back<br>home to Planet Dough already..."
|-
|Rookie: "Let's hope so. We<br>spent so long transporting<br>fuel orbs for it, I was just<br>glad to see it take off."
|"Let's hope so. We spent so<br>long refuelling it, I was just<br>glad to see it take off."
|-
|Veteran: "I gotta tell you, my<br>heart skipped a few when you<br>missed the fuel orb that<br>Mr. Game & Watch was riding."
|"But I thought we'd be in big<br>trouble when Mr. Game & Watch<br>got caught in that fuel orb!"
|-
|Rookie: "I'm really sorry<br>about that. It makes me all<br>emotional just thinking<br>about it."
|"I should have noticed. I get all<br>emotional just thinking about it."
|-
|Veteran: "None of that.<br>Crying will just make you all<br>gooey. Try to stay dry until<br>you get home from work."
|"You know crying will make<br>you all gooey. You should<br>stay dry until after you<br>finish work."
|-
|Rookie: "It's a good thing<br>See and Saw were waiting<br>below and ready to fling<br>Mr. Game & Watch onto<br>the ship!"
|"I wouldn't have thought to<br>ask Mr See and Mr Saw to<br>spring to his rescue. If you<br>hadn't, who knows what could<br>have happened."
|-
|Veteran: "Yeah, I keep them<br>ready in case emergencies<br>like that come up."
|"Those guys are a regular<br>pair of heroes."
|-
|Rookie: "That was you?<br>Wow, you are so on top of<br>things! I hope to be half<br>as good as you someday."
|"I hope I grow up to be smart<br>like you one day."
|-
|Veteran: "Just take it one<br>day at a time, kid. Now turn<br>off the lights. It's time to<br>go home."
|"Your day will come, but first<br>turn off the lights, it's time to<br>go home."
|-
|Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so<br>hard today, I won't be able<br>to rise in the morning..."
|"I worked so hard today, I<br>won't be able to rise in the<br>morning."
|}
===Assembly-Line Slogans===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Built to Scale 2 (Wii)|Built to Scale 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Assembly-Line Slogans
! align="left" |Quality Construction Catchwords
|-
|Slogan for April<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Get {{Color|red|into}} your work!<br> <br>Slogan for May<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>{{Color|red|Watch}} your timing!
|April's Motto<br>Being in time<br>on the production line<br>will make you<br>feel {{Color|red|real}} fine!
|-
|
|May's Motto<br>If the production line<br>is running fine,<br>you won't have to do<br>{{Color|red|overtime}}!
|-
|Slogan for June<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Remember your due {{Color|red|dates}}!<br> <br>Slogan for July<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Put a {{Color|red|spike}} in efficiency!
|June's Motto<br>Our production line's<br>made piece by piece<br>so our {{Color|red|profits}}<br>will increase!
|-
|
|July's Motto<br>Understand the rhythm<br>and you will see<br>it put a {{Color|red|spike}}<br>in our efficiency!
|-
|Slogan for August<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Keep at it like {{Color|red|clockwork}}!<br> <br>Slogan for September<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Maintain a {{Color|red|positive}} attitude!
|August's Motto<br>Our rhythm masters<br>have some quirks<br>but keep it running<br>like {{Color|red|clockwork}}!
|-
|
|September's Motto<br>Our widgets might not<br>be much to note<br>but they keep<br>our company {{Color|red|afloat}}!
|-
|Slogan for October<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Keep the company {{Color|red|afloat}}!<br> <br>Slogan for November <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>{{Color|red|Feed}} your efficiency!
|October's Motto<br>This production line's<br>all we need<br>except for our daily<br>drink and {{Color|red|feed}}!
|-
|
|November's Motto<br>We always work<br>with a {{Color|red|positive}} attitude<br>to gain our<br>customers' gratitude!
|-
|Slogan for December <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>{{Color|red|Kick}} your bad habits!<br> <br>Slogan for January <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>No {{Color|red|breaks}}.
|December's Motto<br>Do your best<br>and you will {{Color|red|find}}<br>you'll have fun<br>on this production line!
|-
|
|January's Motto<br>The production line's<br>in high {{Color|red|demand}},<br>when will my work<br>ever end?
|-
|Slogan for February <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Work {{Color|red|faster}}.<br> <br>Slogan for March <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Remember to take it {{Color|red|easy}}.
|February's Motto<br>Just when you're starting<br>to give up,<br>the production line<br>just {{Color|red|speeds}} up!
|-
|
|March's Motto<br>The production line<br>has a clear rhythm,<br>just do your {{Color|red|best}}<br>and don't give in!
|}
===Baxter & Forthington===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Air Rally (Wii)|Air Rally]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Baxter & Forthington
! align="left" |Quick and Slow
|-
|High above the<br>Rhythm Islands...
|High above the Rhythm Islands,<br>a blue and red plane could be<br>seen flying in tight formation.
|-
|Forthington: "Hey, Baxter,<br>you hear about the new<br>doughnut shop? You can<br>get a doughnut covered in<br>marshmallows, candy, and<br>tiny little doughnuts!"
|"Hey, Quick! I heard a new<br>doughnut shop opened up<br>recently. It's supposed to be<br>the cat's whiskers!"
|-
|Baxter: "Ugh. I'll pass.<br>There's such a thing as<br>restraint, you know."  <br>Forthington: "Come on,<br>let's just check it out.<br>Live a little!"
|"Huff! I doubt that."
|-
|Baxter: "Forthington, I'm not<br>going to repeat myself. If you<br>want to go wallow in lard,<br>you can go by yourself,<br>glutton."
|"You can't say that until you<br>try it at least once for yourself.<br>You might regret it!"
|-
|Forthington: "What did you<br>call me?! Oh, that's it,<br>Mr. Leafy Greens! Eat THIS."  <br>With a mighty THWACK,<br>Forthington launches the<br>birdie at Baxter's face.
|"Slow! How many times? You're<br>barking up the wrong tree! If<br>you like it so much, just go by<br>yourself, you fat greedy puss!"
|-
|Baxter: "Hrmph. Gotta<br>do better than that,<br>glaze breath."<br>Baxter smacks the birdie<br>right back at Forthington.
|"How dare you! See how you<br>like eating this!"<br><br>Slow launched the shuttlecock<br>at Quick's face with a 'whoosh'!
|-
|Forthington: "It looks like the<br>old dog knows some tricks,<br>but how will you cope if I<br>change up the distance?"
|"Pah!"<br>Quick hit it back in a flash.
|-
|Forthington accelerates<br>toward the horizon and then<br>belts the birdie at Baxter.<br>*THWACK!*
|"It looks like the old dog knows<br>some tricks, but how will you<br>cope at a distance?"<br>Slow accelerated towards the<br>horizon and then belted the<br>shuttlecock at Quick.
|-
|Baxter: "So soft and sweet.<br>Just like those doughnuts<br>you like."<br>*THWACK!*
|"Your racket paw is as weak as<br>your willpower when it comes<br>to doughnuts," Quick taunted<br>as he hit the projectile back.
|-
|The rally continues for over<br>twenty minutes.
|Twenty minutes later the rally<br>was still going on...
|-
|Forthington: "OK, for an old<br>dog with no taste, you're<br>actually pretty good at air<br>badminton!"
|"Meahaha! For an old dog with<br>no taste, you are still a<br>connoisseur when it comes to<br>badminton shots!"
|-
|Baxter: "You're not so bad<br>for a sour puss either."
|"You're not so bad for a<br>sour puss either!"
|-
|Baxter: "Whew! That was a<br>workout! I could eat a<br>salad bar!"
|<br>Another twenty minutes later...
|-
|Forthington: "Hey, I've got an<br>idea. Why don't we go to the<br>doughnut shop?"
"I exercised so much I could<br>eat a horse!"<br>Baxter: "..."
|"I've got an idea, why don't we<br>head on over to that doughnut<br>shop?"
|-
|
|"..."
|-
|Forthington: "Come on,<br>Baxter. Doughnut covered in<br>tiny doughnuts. You know<br>you want one."
|"Come on, Quick! You'll love<br>it!"
|-
|Baxter: "All right..."
|"Well, alright then."
|-
|The two planes bank across<br>each other's paths, making<br>surprisingly doughnut-shaped<br>vapor trails as they fly off<br>for a well-deserved snack.
|The two planes banked across<br>each other's paths forming a<br>perfect doughnut-shaped vapour<br>trail in the sky as they headed<br>off for a well-deserved snack.
|}
===Parental Controls===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Figure Fighter 2 (Wii)|Figure Fighter 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Parental Controls
! align="left" |Family Conversation
|-
|Son: "Mom! Buy this new<br>Figure Fighter muscle doll<br>for me! Pleeeease?!"
|"Mum! Buy this new Figure<br>Fighter for me!<br>Pleeeease!"
|-
|Mother: "I'm not buying that<br>for you! It's all cheap,<br>and it'll be broken before<br>you know it!"
|"I'm not buying that for you!<br>Something that cheap will easily<br>get broken!"
|-
|Son: "OK... How about this<br>Figure Fighter 2 muscle doll?"
|"OK, Mum... How about this<br>Figure Fighter 2 figure?"
|-
|Mother: "I'm not buying that<br>for you! You'll just end up<br>breaking something that<br>expensive!"
|"I'm not buying that for you!<br>You will only end up breaking<br>something that expensive!"<br>"Sigh..."
|-
|Son: "*sigh*"
|
|}
===Wrestler's Weekly===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Ringside]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Wrestler's Weekly
! align="left" |Wrestler's Weekly
|-
|Wrestling 20XX<br>"Nobody beats the champ!"<br><br>Location: Rhythm Arena
|"Nobody beats the champ!"<br><br>Location: Rhythm Arena
|-
|
|No Holds Barred Challenge<br>Match Victory<br>The Wrestler defended his<br>championship title in 15<br>minutes with his Z-Suplex<br>special move.
|-
|Reporter: "Thanks for talking<br>with us today, champ! How<br>does it feel to defend your<br>title?"
|"Thank you for agreeing to an<br>interview with us today and<br>congratulations on making the<br>first defence of your title!"
|-
|Wrestler X: "Eh."
|"Eh..."
|-
|Reporter: "What was the<br>turning point in the match,<br>do you think?"
|"In your own words, how did<br>you manage to retain your<br>belt?"
|-
|Wrestler X: "Eh."
|"Eh..."
|-
|Reporter: "Um... I'm sure<br>your next challenger will be<br>a formidable opponent. What<br>strategy will you use?"
|"Erm... I'm sure your next<br>challenger will be a formidable<br>opponent. How do you feel<br>about facing him?"
|-
|Wrestler X: "Eh."
|"Eh..."
|-
|Reporter: "Ahem... Let's try<br>a question from one of your<br>fans. What's your sign?"
|"Ahem... Let's try a question<br>from one of your fans. What is<br>your favourite letter?"
|-
|Wrestler X: "Eh."
|"Eh..."
|-
|Reporter: "Whoa, you go, big<br>guy!"
|"That's amazing!"
|-
|Wrestler X: *strikes a pose*
|"Uh huh!"
|-
|
|"That's an amazing pose!"
|-
|Reporter: "Aaaaand that's all<br>from us! Be sure to join us<br>ringside for another<br>exclusive interview!"
|"That's all from us. Be sure to<br>join us ringside for another<br>world exclusive interview!"
|}
===Journal of Tiny Science===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Micro-Row 2 (Wii)|Micro-Row 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Journal of Tiny Science
! align="left" |Diary of Micro-Discoveries
|-
|Day 1:<br>It's been five years since I<br>announced my new method<br>for bacterial research in<br>"Microbe Today."
|Entry 1:<br>It has been five years since I<br>first announced my new method<br>for bacterial research.
|-
|My students and I have<br>been working day and night<br>to catalog our newest data.
|The students and I have worked<br>tirelessly day and night to find<br>new bacteria.
|-
|Then today I received a vial<br>from the mysterious Rhythm<br>League, and its contents<br>astounded me!
|Today, I discovered a group of<br>bacteria with a puzzling organised<br>movement. They swam right past<br>my microscope's field of view and<br>I knew instantly that I had found<br>something completely new.
|-
|The microbes in the vial<br>moved in sync with each<br>other. And not just one or<br>two, but countless microbes<br>all moving in time!
|The bacteria moved with great<br>coordination. There were not<br>just one or two, but countless<br>bacteria all moving in time.<br>I am sure they represent an<br>important discovery so we must<br>study them further.
|-
|I am sure they represent an<br>important discovery.<br>We must keep studying<br>them.
|Entry 2:<br>The bacteria appear to have lost<br>their initial vigour. They are<br>moving sluggishly and bumping<br>into each other which appears<br>to make them unhappy.
|-
|Day X:<br>The microbes appear to have<br>lost their initial vigor. They<br>move sluggishly, unhappily<br>bumping into each other.
|If they continue like this,<br>I will have to abandon my<br>research.<br><br>What on earth could be wrong<br>with them?
|-
|If they continue like this,<br>I will have to abandon my<br>research. What could be<br>wrong with them?
|Entry 3:<br>The bacteria still appear to lack<br>their initial vitality. The team<br>and I are exhausted from failing<br>to improve their condition.
|-
|Day Y:<br>The microbes still seem sad<br>and listless. The team and I<br>are exhausted, and nothing<br>we have tried has improved<br>their condition.
|We must do something!<br><br>Perhaps some music would<br>help liven our mood. I'm sure<br>one of the students left a CD<br>somewhere...
|-
|We must do something--if<br>not for them, then for our<br>own morale. Some music<br>might lift our spirits...
|As soon as I put the CD on,<br>the bacteria lost their drab<br>appearance. They began to<br>move in time and glowed<br>colourfully again!
|-
|Day Z:<br>Astonishing! As soon as I<br>put the music on, the<br>microbes brightened, moving<br>in time and colorful again!
|I'm not sure how, but they<br>feed on the music (I may call<br>the process "Rhythmesis").<br>However, the music's effect is<br>undeniable.
|-
|I'm not sure how, but the<br>microbes feed on the music<br>in a process I shall call<br>"rhythmesis." The music's<br>effect is undeniable.
|The bacteria have begun moving<br>in a nimble jerking motion.
|-
|The microbes have resumed<br>their tiny, dancing march.<br>Where could they be headed?<br>We still have so much to<br>learn about them...
|I wonder where they could be<br>headed? I must study them<br>further to understand more about<br>this truly mysterious organism.
|-
|We have already gained from<br>our research, though. I find<br>myself walking with a spring<br>in my step now!
|We still have a lot to learn from<br>them. We should all learn to<br>live with a spring in our step<br>too!
|}
===Picky Eaters' Song===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Samurai Slice 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Picky Eaters' Song
! align="left" |The Picky Eaters Song
|-
|I am called the Wandering<br>Samurai, due to my devotion<br>to the samurai code of<br>Bushido and my generally<br>poor sense of direction.
|The lone samurai continued his<br>endless journey onwards.
|-
|~As the sun dips below the<br>horizon, the Wandering<br>Samurai rests his weary<br>body on the grounds of<br>an old temple.~
|Eventually the samurai came<br>across a temple and decided to<br>take shelter from the heat of<br>the morning sun.
|-
|<br>"I'm so very tired from all<br>the wandering I did today..."<br>~Before he is even aware of<br>it, the samurai is asleep and<br>dreaming...~
|His eyelids began to feel heavy<br>and it did not take long before<br>he fell fast asleep under a<br>large tree.
|-
|♪ One onion. Can't eat it!<br>  Two tubers. Mmm! Love it!<br>  Three three-bean salads.<br>  Can't eat it! ♪
|As he lay snoring in the shade,<br>a counting song from his<br>childhood came back to him...
|-
|♪ Four fortune cookies.<br>  Mmm! Love it!<br>  Five flying fish.<br>  People eat those? ♪
|One - I like buns<br>Two - I don't like stew<br>Three - I like peas<br>Four - I don't like rice balls<br>Five - I like chives
|-
|♪ Six sticks of butter.<br>  Mmm! Love it!<br>  Seven celery sticks.<br>  Can't eat it! ♪
|<br>Six - I don't like figs<br>Seven - I like cinnamon<br>Eight - I don't like skate<br>Nine - I like brine<br>Ten - I don't like ramen...
|-
|♪ Eight egg rolls.<br>  Mmm! Love it!<br>  Nine nice noodle dishes.<br>  Can't eat it! ♪
|"An honourable samurai never<br>lets food go to waste," his<br>mother scolded. "Yes, mother,"<br>the young samurai dutifully<br>replied...
|-
|♪ And ten tennis balls.<br>  Not food. ♪
|The lone samurai awoke from his<br>dream to find the sun had risen<br>high in the sky.
|-
|<br>"Son, if you are so picky<br>about food, you'll never<br>grow up to be a proper<br>samurai!"<br>"Yes, Mother!"
|He soon noticed two young<br>kids approaching with a toy<br>windmill and a rice ball.
|-
|When I wake, the sun is<br>high in the sky. Standing<br>nearby are two children.<br>The boy holds a pinwheel,<br>the girl a rice ball.
|"Our mummy told us to give<br>you this."
|-
|"Mama said this was for you."<br>My stomach growls as my<br>eye meets the rice ball.<br>"I am indebted to you."<br>I gratefully accept the<br>rice ball.
|The samurai's stomach let out<br>a loud growl at the sight of<br>the expertly-made rice ball.
|-
|It is delicious. Just like<br>Mother used to make.
|"Thank you," the samurai said<br>as he took the rice ball. He bit<br>into it and was filled with more<br>memories of his mother's<br>cooking.
|-
|
|He wondered how he<br>would be able to repay their<br>kindness to him.<br><br>To be continued...
|}
===Angling Profiles===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Catch of the Day]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Angling Profiles
! align="left" |Fishing Monthly
|-
|Master Fisherperson<br>Ann Glerr presents:<br>Fishing Tips with<br>Master Fisherperson<br>Ann Glerr
|Expert's Corner<br><br>This month's Expert's Corner<br>features tips from Ann Glerr.
|-
|Ann Glerr here with some<br>fishing tips! Let's start<br>with the small fry:
|Hi, everyone! I'd like to take<br>the opportunity to introduce<br>three fish species to you today
|-
|The Quicknibble is an<br>adorable little orange fish<br>with no sense of self-<br>preservation whatsoever.
|First, let's start with the cute<br>Gulper. You have to watch out<br>for this small orange fish<br>because they don't wait around<br>after nibbling your bait.
|-
|It'll usually taste your<br>bait twice then just bite<br>into it, at which point you<br>can simply yank it out of<br>the water.
|The Little Waiter may have a<br>vacant stare but don't let<br>that fool you. The key to<br>hooking one is waiting briefly<br>for it to bite.
|-
|The Pausegill, on the other<br>hand, is a cautious fish. It<br>generally invests in mutual<br>funds and treasury bills.
|Finally, the king of fish is the<br>Big Teaser.
|-
|Also, it waits a beat after<br>tasting the bait before biting.<br>I don't know why it bothers--<br>it's not like it ever checks<br>the bait and goes "Nah."
|They use their long tongues to<br>tease their prey. When you see<br>the float move, try counting to<br>three before striking.
|-
|Finally, there's the creepy<br>Threefish. This intimidating<br>guy likes to check the bait<br>very thoroughly with his<br>tongue.
|However, if they get away you'll<br>find their deep laugh sounds<br>quite suave and sophisticated!
|-
|After the check, he likes to<br>give the worm a count of<br>three to let the fear set<br>in...then he strikes!
|One final tip, fishing is all<br>about rhythm. So try to stick<br>to the beat whenever you see<br>a fish bite!
|-
|I hope these tips will help<br>you land the big one next<br>time you're out! Ann Glerr<br>signing off!
|Good luck fishing, everybody!<br><br>Ann Glerr
|}
===Expedition Journal===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Flipper-Flop (Wii)|Flipper-Flop]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Expedition Journal
! align="left" |Expedition Journal
|-
|April 16<br>Today, our expedition team<br>is set to arrive at our<br>destination. It's strange,<br>though...
|16th April<br><br>The expedition team should<br>make it to our goal today...
|-
|No matter how many steps<br>forward we take, we seem<br>to be right back where we<br>started. Am I just imagining<br>things?
|However, no matter how much<br>progress we make, it feels as<br>if we are going round in circles.<br><br>We are already behind schedule<br>by several hours.
|-
|
|If we fall even further behind,<br>we might not even make it at<br>all...<br><br>The Captain is as icy-faced<br>as ever. If he's worried, he's<br>not showing it in the slightest.
|-
|April 20<br>We ran into a major storm<br>that made it difficult to<br>move and impossible to see.
|20th April<br><br>The team has been hampered<br>by a violent snowstorm that<br>could freeze an exposed snout<br>in seconds.
|-
|I thought our one-flipper-roll<br>strategy probably wasn't<br>going to cut it, so I went<br>to the captain, hoping he'd<br>reconsider our tactics.
|We had difficulty practising our<br>single flipper rolls, so I asked the<br>Captain if we could change<br>our training strategy.
|-
|He just said, "Good joooob!"<br>After a moment, he added,<br>"Nice!" ...I guess I just have<br>to trust the captain...
|The Captain just replied in his<br>usual loud voice, "Mmm! Aah!"<br>so I hope we can trust him.
|-
|April 21<br>The one-flipper-roll strategy<br>was a failure.
|21st April<br><br>Our flipper rolls were a complete<br>failure. We didn't make any<br>headway at all. We are starting to<br>lose our strength and motivation.
|-
|
|Even so, we finally managed to<br>do ten flipper rolls together!
|-
|I thought it was time to<br>deploy our ultimate weapon.<br>I went to the captain and<br>said, "It's time to try the<br>ten-flipper-roll strategy!"
|The Captain gave us his strongest<br>"Yes! Good job!"<br><br>I'm sure he won't let us down.
|-
|April 22<br>The ten-flipper-roll strategy<br>left the entire expedition<br>team dizzy and disoriented.
|22nd April<br><br>Today it was so bright, it felt<br>as if even the sun was mocking<br>our flipper progress.
|-
|
|We practised so many ten<br>flipper rolls that I couldn't<br>even see straight any more.
|-
|"Captain! What should we<br>do?!" My voice echoed<br>across the frigid tundra.<br>And then I heard his strong,<br>reassuring voice:
|Captain! How much more of<br>this training do we have to<br>suffer?<br>...do we have to suffer?<br>...do we have to suffer?
|-
|
|Perhaps I shouldn't have<br>shouted so loud as the echoes<br>rang out over the polar waste.
|-
|"That's it!"<br><br>Ca-Captain...really?<br><br>I...I believe in our captain.
|But then, the Captain said,<br>"Well done!"<br>I hope he means it this time...
|}
===Birds of the Universe===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Flock Step]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Birds of the Universe
! align="left" |Birds of the Universe
|-
|Did everyone have a<br>refreshing break? Wonderful!<br>Let's continue our tour of<br>the planet of the Huebirds...
|Welcome to another edition of<br>Birds of the Universe. Today,<br>we've got quite a selection<br>to show to you.
|-
|Ah, here we see a typical<br>morning commute for these<br>colorful creatures. Note that,<br>even in a dense crowd, they<br>move in perfect harmony.
|The prettiest of all space birds<br>has to be the Huebird.<br>Let's see how they start their<br>day.
|-
|Er...mostly. Excuse me!<br>Please don't push! Someone<br>could get hurt! Excuse me!
|Rush hour starts early on their<br>colourful planet. But even in<br>large groups, they move in<br>harmony...most of the time.
|-
|
|"It's looking pretty crowded<br>already. Hey, everybody! Stop<br>pushing, it's dangerous!"<br><br>"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"<br><br>It doesn't seem as if they are<br>paying any attention.
|-
|"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet,<br>tweet, squawk!"<br><br>What was that? Does<br>anyone in the group by<br>any chance speak Huebird?
|"Don't you birds have any<br>manners? Stop pushing!"<br><br>"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"<br><br>Can anybody speak Huebirdish?
|-
|Now, please! Please, let's<br>try to keep things orderly!<br>"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet,<br>squawk!"<br>I don't understand! WHAT<br>ARE YOU SAYING?!
|"Hey! Someone could get hurt!<br>Please line up patiently!"<br><br>"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"<br><br>I'm sure they're not paying<br>attention on purpose now.
|-
|
|"Hey, you! The pretty bird,<br>yes...you, line up properly!"<br><br>"Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!<br>Tweet! Squawk!"<br><br>That's more like it.
|-
|Ahem. Let's continue our<br>tour, shall we? As I was<br>saying, the Huebirds are<br>lovely creatures with their<br>own ideas about order.
|These birds have behaved the<br>same way for generations. They<br>are sometimes a little selfish but<br>they all walk to the same beat.
|-
|Next, we'll be examining an<br>altogether different species,<br>the Eloquent Tapir, who I'm<br>sure you all will enjoy<br>conversing with.
|Next time we will look at Blue<br>Birds.<br><br>Enjoy your bird watching!
|}
===Rhythm Rockets===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Launch Party]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Rhythm Rockets
! align="left" |Mini Rocket Development
|-
|Hello, and thank you for your<br>interest in Rhythm Rockets!<br>These are sure to make your<br>next outer-space voyage fun<br>and memorable!
|Hello! Thank you for your interest<br>in Rhythm Rockets!
|-
|We have four models this<br>year, and I'll be happy to<br>explain the differences.
|We currently have four rocket<br>models in production. Let<br>me explain to you the<br>differences between them.
|-
|Family Model<br>This cheerful red-and-white<br>rocket is well balanced and<br>suited to all sorts of uses.
|The basic red and white<br>"Trusty" model was developed<br>to be easy to launch and is the<br>most reliable of our designs.
|-
|Party Cracker Model<br>This one starts the party<br>with a fun sound. Plus,<br>there's no confetti to<br>clean up!
|The "Cracker" model makes<br>quite a bang at launch and<br>is made to impress. If you ever<br>make your own home launch<br>party, this is the one for you.<br>It has real oomph and is<br>good for the environment too.
|-
|Bell Model<br>This lovely rocket launches<br>with a clear chime. Ideal<br>for weddings and other<br>celebrations!
|The "Belle" model goes off with<br>a crystal clear chime that is<br>exceptionally moving. This one<br>is popular at weddings and it's<br>bound to bring smiles to all<br>who hear it blast off!
|-
|Bowling Model<br>For the frustrated bowler in<br>all of us, this exuberant<br>rocket delivers the satisfying<br>sound of a perfect strike!
|Our "Striker" model has a<br>stirring sound and is a real<br>knockout! If you've never<br>played a perfect game of<br>bowling, launch one of these<br>and you'll know how it feels!
|-
|Whichever Rhythm Rocket<br>you choose, you're certain<br>to have an exciting and<br>fun outer-space expedition!
|I think you'll find we have a<br>mini-rocket for every occasion<br>and one that can compliment<br>your lives.
|-
|
|So, please order one<br>now before they sell out!
|}
===Concert Listings===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Love Rap 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Concert Listings
! align="left" |Hip Hop Press
|-
|Promoting their eagerly<br>anticipated new single<br>"Love Rap," the Love Posse<br>(featuring MC Adore) is<br>coming to a town near you!
|In anticipation of The Love Posse<br>feat. MC Adore's new single "Love<br>Rap", the band will be performing<br>an exclusive live set for a limited<br>number of fans.
|-
|Opening for the Posse will<br>be those twin quasars of<br>hip-hop, the RAPMEN.
|Of course, you can expect<br>everyone's favourite rapping<br>duo "The Love Posse" to be<br>providing the backing too!
|-
|Check online for dates and<br>venues. Advance tickets are<br>$60, and each comes with<br>an MC Adore sticker.
|Date: To be confirmed<br>Location: A venue near you<br><br>Tickets are on sale now<br>so don't miss out!
|-
|Tickets at the door are<br>also $60 but do NOT come<br>with a sticker. Plan ahead!<br>Don't miss it!
|
|}
===At the Auditions===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Tap Troupe]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |At the Auditions
! align="left" |At the Auditions
|-
|"I want to be a star!"<br>That was what I thought<br>every minute of every day<br>after I moved to this town.
|I had always wanted to become<br>famous and came to this town<br>to try to achieve my dreams!
|-
|Then I saw the most<br>important flyer on the most<br>important café bulletin board<br>of my life.
|When I saw an audition poster<br>in a cafe, I knew the chance<br>had finally arrived.
|-
|The flyer read,<br>"Tap star wanted!"
|The poster said "Tap Star<br>auditions!"
|-
|
|I thought I would have to be the<br>luckiest boy in the world to<br>win the audition and become<br>world famous so easily, but I<br>knew I had to try.
|-
|I knew this was my big<br>chance. On the day of the<br>audition, there were three<br>other young guys waiting<br>with me in the studio.
|I sat waiting nervously with<br>three other young lads waiting<br>for their chance to shine.
|-
|There were four gray boxes<br>lined up neatly in a row on<br>a desk in front of us.<br>We had no idea what they<br>were for.
|I noticed a grey box placed on<br>a desk in front of me and<br>wondered what it was for.
|-
|A bearded man wearing a<br>yellow box on his head burst<br>into the room with a hearty<br>"Welcome! Welcome!"
|A man carrying a yellow box<br>entered the room and began<br>speaking enthusiastically.
|-
|"You guys look great! Long<br>legs, symmetrical heads--<br>you have all the right<br>stuff to become tap stars!"
|"Welcome! Welcome! Hey, you<br>lads look great! You've<br>got the right look and legs<br>long enough to be the next<br>tap stars!
|-
|"OK, now. Would you all<br>please put these boxes<br>on your heads?"
|Let's get started! Would<br>you mind putting the boxes<br>on?
|-
|I had a decision to make.<br>Would I put this box on my<br>head and risk looking silly<br>for a chance at stardom?
|This box might look plain but<br>it will make you a star!"<br>I felt a bit uncertain but<br>put the box over my head.
|-
|Of course I would.<br>"YES. Bravo. BRAVO!<br>You made it. You all<br>made the cut!"
|"Hey! That's it! You all look<br>great! Right, you all passed<br>the audition!"
|-
|And that's how I began my<br>climb to tap stardom...
|From that moment, my career<br>as a tap star really began and<br>I have never looked back.
|}
===Pep-Squad Rules===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Cheer Readers 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Pep-Squad Rules
! align="left" |Club Rules
|-
|○ Energy is key!
|Rule 1: Always remember your<br>manners!<br>Rule 2: Keep the room tidy.
|-
|○ Everybody pitches in to<br>    clean the practice room.
|
|-
|○ Practice your finger work!<br>    Don't get the wrong page.
|Rule 3: Practise turning pages<br>over carefully so you don't<br>make any mistakes.<br>Rule 4: Perform in a loud voice<br>so that the whole team keeps<br>their page turning in time.
|-
|○ When everyone's pages<br>    are synchronized, we all<br>    win. When it happens,<br>    give a cheer for your<br>    squadmates.
|
|-
|○ To prevent your books<br>    getting mixed up, write your<br>    name on the back cover.
|Rule 5: Don't take anybody<br>else's book! Write your name<br>on the back cover.<br>Rule 6: Always report to the<br>leader if you think you cannot<br>make practice the following day.
|-
|○ If you will miss practice<br>    for any reason, clear it<br>    with the captain at least<br>    a day in advance.
|
|-
|○ If you read a good book,<br>    post it on the team's blog<br>    and share it with<br>    everyone!
|Rule 7: Please report any good<br>books on the club blog.<br>Rule 8: Always repeat cheers<br>with lots and lots of energy!
|-
|○ The "BOOM" part of<br>    "Rah-rah sis boom<br>    ba-BOOM" is key.<br>    Say it with pep, and let<br>    'em know you mean it!
|
|}
===A Musical Term===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Karate Man 2 (Wii)|Karate Man 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |A Musical Term
! align="left" |A Musical Term
|-
|"I dunno. It's like everyone<br>just decides what it means<br>and passes their judgment<br>and expects me to behave<br>in a certain way.
|"I dunno. It's like everyone<br>just decides what it means<br>and passes their judgment<br>and expects me to behave<br>in a certain way.
|-
|I mean, first of all, it's my<br>name, like my actual, this-<br>is-what-my-birth-certificate-<br>says NAME. It doesn't reflect<br>me as a person.
|I mean, first of all, it's my<br>name, like my actual, this-<br>is-what-my-birth-certificate-<br>says NAME. It doesn't reflect<br>me as a person.
|-
|And hey, words can mean<br>more than one thing, you<br>know? Just because the first<br>thing YOU think of is some<br>happy-go-lucky sap doesn't<br>mean...
|And hey, words can mean<br>more than one thing, you<br>know? Just because the first<br>thing YOU think of is some<br>happy-go-lucky sap doesn't<br>mean...
|-
|Ugh. I know, I come in here<br>every week and spend the<br>whole session griping about<br>this. You're probably tired of<br>hearing about it by now.
|Ugh. I know, I come in here<br>every week and spend the<br>whole session griping about<br>this. You're probably tired of<br>hearing about it by now.
|-
|Do you ever have problems<br>like this? Do people just<br>look at you and assume that<br>you're into, I dunno, copying<br>what people do?"
|Do you ever have problems<br>like this? Do people just<br>look at you and assume that<br>you're into, I dunno, copying<br>what people do?"
|-
|Oookii oook-ook!
|Oooky oook-ook!
|-
|"Right, right. My therapy is<br>about me and my problems,<br>not you. Anyway, thanks for<br>listening. I'll see you next<br>Tuesday for another session<br>of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'"
|"Right, right. My therapy is<br>about me and my problems,<br>not you. Anyway, thanks for<br>listening. I'll see you next<br>Tuesday for another session<br>of 'Mr Upbeat's complaints.'"
|}
===Investigation Notes===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 2 (Wii)|Remix 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Investigation Notes
! align="left" |Police Memo
|-
|xx/xx/20xx<br>"It's July through November"<br>was the tip from the mystery<br>man working at the Built to<br>Scale factory.
|Police Report:<br><br>We received a tip off from<br>an unidentified man who is<br>apparently working at the<br>widget factory.
|-
|
|It said "from July to<br>November".
|-
|The "Assembly-Line Slogans"<br>document he wrote looks<br>suspicious. We'll definitely<br>want to investigate that.
|There's definitely something<br>suspicious about those<br>"Quality Construction<br>Catchwords". We should<br>investigate further.
|}
===Song Lyrics 1===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 3 (Wii)|Remix 3]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 1
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 1
|-
|Tonight<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki<br>(Remix 3 Theme)
|Tonight<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki<br>(Remix 3 Theme song)
|-
|Shiv'ring cold on a big city<br>night,<br>Well, that's how you found<br>me, way back then.
|Shiv'ring cold on a big city<br>night,<br>Well, that's how you found<br>me, way back then.
|-
|And in the startled blink of<br>an eye,<br>I knew my life was forever<br>changed.
|And in the startled blink of<br>an eye,<br>I knew my life was forever<br>changed.
|-
|Walking on a high wire,<br>And if that's how life's<br>gonna be,
|I'm walking high on a high<br>wire,<br>And if that's how life's<br>gonna be,
|-
|Then I should have all the<br>fun that I can,<br>Yeah, that's a lot more<br>like me.
|Then I should have all the<br>fun that I can,<br>Yeah, that's a lot more<br>like me.
|-
|Tonight's the night,<br>Right here, right now,<br>I swear.
|Tonight's the night,<br>Right here, right now,<br>I swear.
|-
|I'll walk into the future<br>without a care, yeah,<br>Tonight when all my tears<br>have come and gone,
|I'll walk into the future<br>without a care, yeah,<br>Tonight when all my tears<br>have come and gone,
|-
|I'll say good-bye to all<br>yesterday's sad songs, yeah,<br>And there may come a time<br>when I will hesitate,<br>But waiting's part of life, now.
|I'll say goodbye to all<br>yesterday's sad songs, yeah,<br>And there may come a time<br>when I will hesitate,<br>But waiting's part of life, now.
|-
|Tonight's the night, please<br>hear me out to the end.<br>Could you please be the one,<br>my carefree friend, yeah.
|Tonight's the night, please<br>hear me out to the end.<br>Could you please be the one,<br>my carefree friend, yeah.
|-
|Tonight I need my dreams<br>to all come true.<br>Please tell me if that sounds<br>like a plan to you, yeah.
|Tonight I need my dreams<br>to all come true.<br>Please tell me if that sounds<br>like a plan to you, yeah.
|-
|I know that it may sound too<br>simple to be true,<br>But hey, well, that's life too.<br>But hey, well, that's life too.
|I know that it may sound too<br>simple to be true,<br>But hey, well, that's life too.<br>But hey, well, that's life too.
|}
===Song Lyrics 2===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 8 (Wii)|Remix 8]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 2
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 2
|-
|I Love You, My One and Only<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Naoki Tanaka<br>(Remix 8 Theme)
|I Love You, My One and Only<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Naoki Tanaka<br>(Remix 8 theme song)
|-
|What can I do, What can I do?<br>The only one for me is you,<br>What can I do, What can I do,<br>What can I do?
|What can I do, What can I do?<br>The only one for me is you,<br>What can I do, What can I do,<br>What can I do?
|-
|Tell me, tell me, now why'd<br>you have to<br>Hurt me, hurt me, now why'd<br>you take my<br>Heart if you don't love me?
|Tell me, tell me, now why'd<br>you have to<br>Hurt me, hurt me, now why'd<br>you take my<br>Heart if you don't love me?
|-
|Tell me, tell me, just how to<br>say good-bye now, bye now,<br>Just when I know I<br>Never will forget you?
|Tell me, tell me, just how to<br>say goodbye now, bye now,<br>Just when I know I<br>Never will forget you?
|-
|What can I do to bring you<br>back to me?<br>Tell me what to do to win<br>your love!
|What can I do to bring you<br>back to me?<br>Tell me what to do to win<br>your love!
|-
|Won't ever give you up,<br>Won't ever let go.<br>Even if it breaks me,<br>I will always know
|Won't ever give you up,<br>Won't ever let go.<br>Even if it breaks me,<br>I will always know
|-
|You are my only one.<br>There is no other.<br>This sweet dream will never die<br>Won't ever give you up<br>Won't ever let go.
|You are my only one.<br>There is no other.<br>This sweet dream will never die<br>Won't ever give you up<br>Won't ever let go.
|-
|Even when you hurt me,<br>I still love you so.<br>I'll let you take the lead.<br>Follow where you go.
|Even when you hurt me,<br>I still love you so.<br>I'll let you take the lead.<br>Follow where you go.
|-
|Hear my plea, oh, won't you, baby<br>I love you, my one and only
|Hear my plea,<br>oh, won't you, baby<br>I love you,<br>my one and only.
|-
|What can I do, What can I do?<br>The only one for me is you,<br>What can I do, What can I do,<br>What can I do?
|What can I do, What can I do?<br>The only one for me is you,<br>What can I do, What can I do,<br>What can I do?
|}
===Song Lyrics 3===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 9 (Wii)|Remix 9]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 3
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 3
|-
|Beautiful One Day<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo<br>(Remix 9 Theme)
|Beautiful One Day<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo<br>(Remix 9 Theme Song)
|-
|They say it's still just<br>nothing but a man's world.<br>They say it's just too hard<br>to find yourself.
|They say it's still just<br>nothing but a man's world.<br>They say it's just too hard<br>to find yourself.
|-
|(But then when) you dance<br>you feel good,<br>(And you know) you got 'em<br>going,
|(But then when) you dance<br>you feel good,<br>(And you know) you got 'em<br>going,
|-
|(And you know) your moves<br>are real good,<br>(And you know) that you are<br>beautiful.
|(And you know) your moves<br>are real good,<br>(And you know) that you are<br>beautiful.
|-
|I just want to shine, I want<br>to be in love now.<br>I just want to shine, I want<br>to be in love now.
|I just want to shine, I want<br>to be in love now<br>I just want to shine, I want<br>to be in love now.
|-
|You know you can't just<br>leave the past behind you,<br>You know you can't just live<br>a life of shining glamour.
|You know you can't just<br>leave the past behind you,<br>You know you can't just live<br>a life of shining glamour.
|-
|Ah, the music plays on<br>and on,<br>Ooh, as you walk around<br>the town.
|And the music plays on<br>and on,<br>Ooh, as you walk around<br>the town.
|-
|And the teardrops just keep<br>falling down,<br>And the teardrops just keep<br>falling down,
|And the tears just keep<br>falling down,<br>And the tears just keep<br>falling down,
|-
|And the teardrops just keep<br>falling down because...<br>I only wish I knew.
|And the tears just keep<br>falling down because...<br>I only wish I knew.
|-
|Someday you'll find yourself<br>and realize that you're<br>beautiful.
|Someday you'll find yourself<br>and realise that you're<br>beautiful.
|-
|(So that when) love takes<br>you down again,<br>(And it breaks) your heart<br>in pieces, then just<br>Let the teardrops fall<br>like gentle rain.
|(So that when) love takes<br>you down again,<br>(And it breaks) your heart<br>in pieces, then just<br>Let the teardrops fall like rain.
|-
|That's when you'll find<br>yourself and realize that<br>you're beautiful.
|That's when you'll find<br>yourself and realise that<br>you're beautiful.
|-
|(And you might) just start<br>to heal then,<br>(And you might) find your<br>heart whole again,
|(And you might) just start<br>to heal then,<br>(And you might) find your<br>heart whole again,
|-
|And you will find what you're<br>looking for after all.
|And you will find what you're<br>looking for after all.
|}
===Song Lyrics 4===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Karate Man Combos!|Karate Man]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 4
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 4
|-
|Lonely Storm<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki<br>(Karate Man Theme)
|Lonely Storm<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki<br>(Karate Man Theme Music)
|-
|Baby, I'm a broken man, I'm<br>just a shattering storm.<br>Baby, try to find my way as<br>the lonely shadows swarm.
|Baby, I'm a broken man, I'm<br>just a shattering storm.<br>Baby, try to find my way as<br>the lonely shadows swarm.
|-
|Whoa, I'm just a man,<br>Missing you, please understand.<br>Without you, I'm dying.
|Whoa, I'm just a man,<br>Missing you, please understand.<br>Without you, I'm dying.
|-
|No, no one will know how I<br>bear my pain alone.<br>In the end, I choose my<br>solitude.
|No, no one will know how I<br>bear my pain alone.<br>In the end, I choose my<br>solitude.
|-
|No! I can't go back to my<br>days of innocence.<br>Can't go back, there is no<br>return.
|No! I can't go back to my<br>days of innocence.<br>Can't go back, there is no<br>return.
|-
|Another cycle of seasons has<br>passed us by and I can't help<br>Wonder, I wonder, I wonder<br>just where you are now.
|Another cycle of seasons has<br>passed us by and I can't help<br>Wonder, I wonder, I wonder<br>just where you are now.
|-
|I hear from everyone that you<br>are different and that you are<br>Yet more beautiful than<br>before.
|I hear from everyone that you<br>are different and that you are<br>Yet more beautiful than<br>before.
|-
|Whoa...<br>If you say that you are happier<br>now and that's just the way you<br>Feel about everything now,
|Whoa...<br>If you say that you are happier<br>now and that's just the way you<br>Feel about everything now,
|-
|Well then I guess it's just<br>the way that it is...
|Well then I guess it's just<br>the way that it is...
|}
===Song Lyrics 5===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 7 (Wii)|Remix 7]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 5
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 5
|-
|Dreams of Our Generation<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo<br>(Night Walk Theme)
|Dreams of Our Generation<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo<br>(Night Walk Theme Music)
|-
|You and I've been through a<br>lot together.<br>That's just the way the story<br>goes.
|You and I've been through a<br>lot together.<br>That's just the way the story<br>goes.
|-
|Even though your heart breaks <br>And you're down on your knees,<br>Anyway, you'll laugh again<br>someday.
|Even though your heart breaks <br>And you're down on your knees,<br>Anyway, you'll laugh again<br>someday.
|-
|And if you're down,<br>You'll get up again. <br>Dust off a bit,<br>And go along your way.
|And if you're down,<br>You'll get up again. <br>Dust off a bit,<br>And go along your way.
|-
|But don't you know<br>You might find, before too long,<br>You're on your knees once again.
|But don't you know<br>You might find, before too long,<br>You're on your knees once again.
|-
|Let's spread our wings, now,<br>Do anything, now,<br>Somehow we came this far.
|Let's spread our wings, now,<br>Do anything, now,<br>Somehow we came this far.
|-
|I've got a choice now,<br>I hear your voice now,<br>Singing inside my heart.
|I've got a choice now,<br>I hear your voice now,<br>Singing inside my heart.
|-
|Let's spread our wings, now,<br>Into the sky now,<br>Let's reach up to the sun.
|Let's spread our wings, now,<br>Into the sky now,<br>Let's reach up to the sun.
|-
|Soon we will see we're<br>Living the dreams of<br>Our generation.
|Soon we will see we're<br>Living the dreams of<br>Our generation.
|}
===Character Bios 1===
Obtained with all [[Perfect]]s.
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Character Bios 1
! align="left" |Minor Credits 1
|-
|Pirate Captain Jackie<br>It's unclear how little Jackie<br>achieved her rank, but she<br>certainly has taken to the<br>role, huh?
|Captain Asker<br><br>She's a lively lady pirate<br>with a penchant for transporting<br>porky cargo. She's looking for<br>someone who can keep up with<br>her pirate adventures.
|-
|Lady Cupid<br>She's still practicing for the<br>day she gets a shot at the<br>big leagues, shooting at real<br>hearts inside people.
|Lady Cupid<br><br>If you're looking to find true<br>love, let Cupid show you how.<br>Don't delay fire some love<br>arrows yourself today! Just call<br>for a free consultation!
|-
|Frog and Frog Princess<br>While her amphibious friend<br>is very fond of her, most<br>others think this princess<br>is toad-ally spoiled.
|Frog and Frog Princess<br><br>Where could the spoilt little<br>princess and her faithful steed,<br>I mean, faithful boyfriend be<br>headed?<br>It's a complete mystery.
|}
===Character Bios 2===
Obtained with all [[Perfect]]s.
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Character Bios 2
! align="left" |Minor Credits 2
|-
|Munchy Monk<br>After mastering eating, he's<br>now aiming to perfect the<br>art of feeding someone else.<br>ON A MOVING TRAIN!
|Munchy Monk<br><br>He mastered eating and now<br>seeks perfection in the art<br>of feeding someone else.
|-
|
|Not even the motion of a<br>speeding train can put him off.
|-
|Driver<br>That guy in the driver's seat<br>in the Toy Car... Man, he<br>looks familiar! Anyone know<br>where else we've seen him?
|Driver<br><br>The person sitting in the<br>driver's seat of the toy car<br>looks vaguely familiar...
|-
|
|He must get around quite a lot.<br>Where else has he been?
|-
|Girls' Basketball Team<br>A new team is burning up<br>the courts...or would be if it<br>had more than two members.<br>Get recruiting!
|Girls' Basketball Club<br><br>This newly formed team still<br>only comprise the club leader<br>and vice leader but they<br>practise hard every day.<br>New members wanted!
|}
===Character Bios 3===
Obtained with all [[Perfect]]s.
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Character Bios 3
! align="left" |Minor Credits 3
|-
|Clap Trap Doll<br>Height: 5.25"  Weight: 8 oz.<br>Special skill: Breaststroke<br>Quote: "A good offense is<br>the best defense."
|Clapping Doll<br><br>Height: 13.4cm<br>Weight: 235g<br>Skill: Butterfly swimming stroke<br>Favourite phrase: Defence is<br>the best form of attack.
|-
|Mr. Hi-Hat<br>Job: Percussion instrument<br>Defining trait: Round face<br>Extra gravy: Nice eyebrows
|Hi-Hat<br><br>Type: Percussion instrument<br>Feature: Round head<br>Charm Points: His dignified<br>eyebrows and cute tongue.
|-
|Rhythm Fighters<br>Genre: Combative robots<br>Material: Soft vinyl<br>Personality: Proud, but low<br>threshold of pain.
|Rhythm Fighter<br><br>Type: Fighting rhythm robot<br>Material: Soft plastic<br>Character: Extremely proud.<br>Has a glass jaw.<br>Can't stand pain.
|}
===Final Words===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 10 (Wii)|Remix 10]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Final Words
! align="left" |Final Words
|-
|Hey, you there! Yes, you!<br>In front of the TV!<br>Congratulations on getting<br>a Perfect on Remix 10!<br>Nicely done!
|Congratulations!<br><br>You got a Perfect on Remix 10!<br>Well done!
|-
|Oh, and thanks so much for<br>just playing this far into the<br>game! It's always gratifying<br>when someone goes to the<br>trouble, you know?
|Thank you for playing!<br><br>We hoped you would make it<br>this far.
|-
|We've been watching you<br>doing your best, playing<br>real hard. It's inspiring.
|
|-
|Did you have fun? Was it<br>hard to get here? Maybe<br>you have friends who say<br>it was easy.
|How was it for you? Did you<br>find it difficult?<br><br>You probably know somebody<br>who found it really easy, don't<br>you?
|-
|Hmph. Whatever.
|But don't worry!
|-
|But let's talk about you<br>some more! You probably<br>found your sense of rhythm<br>improving, huh? ...Right?
|No matter how you found it,<br>your sense of rhythm has<br>probably improved no end.<br>Did you notice a difference?
|-
|If you haven't already done<br>so, you should totally have<br>your friends try out this<br>game. You know there's a<br>two-player mode, right?
|Now that you are a rhythm<br>master, you should show your<br>friends how much fun rhythm<br>is too. You know there's a<br>Dual Play mode, don't you?
|-
|All right, let's say it was<br>your destiny to battle an<br>evil wrestler army, and<br>only you could do it.
|Every good wrestler has to step<br>up to his destiny of fighting an<br>army of wrestling villains to<br>prevent the global<br>domination of evil. It's up<br>to you to fulfil your destiny<br>too!
|-
|You might be sad that you<br>had such a rough destiny<br>ahead of you.
|
|-
|But what if, by battling the<br>evil wrestler army, you could<br>make a lot of people smile?<br>Then you might think, "That's<br>a pretty good destiny."
|Well, your destiny might not be<br>as important as an amazing<br>wrestler's, but just imagine the<br>joy of having a destiny that<br>involves putting smiles on your<br>friends' faces!
|-
|That's all we wanted to say.<br>Hopefully we'll see you out<br>there again sometime. Enjoy<br>your evening.
|I hope we will meet in the Ring<br>some day.<br><br>Signed,<br><br>The Wrestler's Rhythm League<br>Fan Club Rep.
|-
|<nowiki>--</nowiki>This message brought to<br>you by the mysterious<br>Rhythm League.
|
|}
==Trivia==
*This feature technically went unnamed in ''[[Rhythm Heaven]]'', until its return in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Fever]]'', where it also had unique music, which was titled "Reading Material", or "Something to Read" in ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]''.
==Development History==
{{Main|Reading Material/Development}}
==In Other Languages==
{{Lang
|jp=よみもの<br>読みモノコーナー<ref>"そうそう、お祝いに、音楽コーナーと読みモノコーナーを充実させておきました。" (Oh yeah, to celebrate, we have enriched the music corner and the reading corner.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Minna no Rhythm Tengoku]]''</ref>
|rojp=Yomi Mono&#xa;Yomi Mono Kōnā
|mnjp=Reading Material<br>Reading Corner
|us=Reading Material<br>Reading Corner<ref name="Fever"/>
|uk=Something to Read<br>Reading Corner<ref>"Well, you'll also be happy to hear that I've opened up all of the books and songs in the reading and music corners." ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (English)</ref>
|fr=Coin lecture<br>La salle de lecture<ref>"Pour fêter ça, j'ai rempli la salle de lecture et celle de musique avec de quoi vous occuper." (To celebrate, I filled the reading room and the music room with something to keep you busy.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (French)</ref>
|mnfr=Reading corner<br>The reading room
|es=Lecturas<br>La sección de Lecturas<ref>"Para celebrarlo, la sección de Música y la sección de Lecturas están hasta arriba de cosas para entretenerte." (To celebrate, the Music section and the Reading section are packed with things to keep you entertained.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (Spanish)</ref>
|mnes=Readings<br>The reading section
|de=Schmökern<br>Lektürekollektion<ref>"Ach ja, und zur Feier des Tages habe ich auch meine Lektüre- und Musikkollektion komplett aufgefüllt." (Oh, and to celebrate, I've also completely filled the reading and music collections.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (German)</ref>
|mnde=Browsing<br>Reading Collection
|it=Angolo della lettura<br>Gli spazi dedicati alla lettura<ref>"Per celebrare la tua vittoria ho finito di allestire gli spazi dedicati alla musica e alla lettura, dove troverai tutti i brani e i pezzi musicali disponibili." (To celebrate your victory, I have finished setting up the spaces dedicated to music and reading, where you will find all the songs and musical pieces available.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (Italian)</ref>
|mnit=Reading corner<br>The space dedicated to reading
|kr=읽을거리<br>읽을거리 코너<ref>"그래요, 올클리어를 축하하는 뜻에서 음악 코너와 읽을거리 코너에 이것저것 준비해 두었습니다." (Yes, to congratulate All Clear, we have prepared things in the music section and reading section.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Rhythm World Wii]]''</ref>
|rokr=Ilg-eulgeoli&#xa;Ilg-Eulgeoli Koneo
|mnkr=Reading<br>Reading Corner}}
==References==
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The Reading Material (よみもの?, Yomi Mono), also known as the Reading Corner (読みモノコーナー?, Yomi Mono Kōnā)[1] and Something to Read in Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, is a section accessed through the Café in Rhythm Heaven Fever which has several letters, obtainable by achieving a Perfect on certain Rhythm Games. This feature is the successor to the Rhythm Shiryo Shitsu in Rhythm Tengoku and the Reading Material in Rhythm Heaven, and is succeeded by the Rhythm Items in Rhythm Heaven Megamix.

In Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, almost all of the text has been rewritten, and most letters were renamed.

Read Something

Welcome!

Available from the start of the game.

Welcome! Greetings
Thanks for buying
Rhythm Heaven Fever!
Thank you for buying
Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise!
We've created a bunch of
fun rhythm games for you.
We created a range of fun
rhythm games just for you!
Everyone has rhythm--even
those who don't think
they do!
Everybody has a sense of
rhythm, even if they are not
aware of it.
We hope you'll enjoy
finding your own rhythm.
We hope you get to feel the
joy of finding your rhythm
through these games.
So have fun and enjoy all
the game has to offer.
So have fun and enjoy all
that the beat has to offer.

Golf Lessons

Obtained as the Gift on Hole in One.

Golf Lessons How to Get a Hole in One
I was practicing all the time,
but my golf game just
wasn't improving.
No matter how long I practised,
I struggled to improve my golf
score and couldn't even dream
of getting a hole in one.
A friend recommended that
I see a golf coach he knew,
and I figured it couldn't hurt.
I heard about a pair of
professionals through a friend
who could guarantee results
fast.
I went to our meeting place,
expecting a middle-aged guy
in ugly pants. That...wasn't
what I got.
I went to the place I had
arranged to meet my new
caddies to find a curious
duo.
Monkey: "Hi! You can call
me Monkey. I'm going to
show you some tricks to
improve your score."
"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here
to teach you how to improve
your score."
Mandrill: "Hellooo! I'm a
mandrill! I help Monkey
out sometimes."
"And Mandrill show you how to
get strong!"
I thought about asking for
their qualifications, but
before I knew it, I was
showing them my swing.
It was unusual to say the least
but I showed them a couple of
my practice swings.
Monkey: "Great form! You
just need to work on your
timing."
"Nice form! You just need to
work on your timing," said
the monkey.
Mandrill: "And REAL golfers
can hit a ball no matter what.
Even if it's moving. Fast."
"Golfer think only hitting
stopped ball is good training?"
asked the large mandrill,
"Mandrill teach better
technique!"
Monkey: "See that whale
that kinda looks like an
island out there? When I
give you the cue, swing
toward that."
"Focus on that whale by the
island over there," instructed
the monkey, "follow my signal
and concentrate on your
timing."
Mandrill: "And remember that
it's not about power. Listen
for Monkey's cue, and time
your swing on that."
"Power nothing without timing.
Monkey say, golfer do!" the
mandrill explained.
Monkey: "Oo kiii. ♪"
Golf ball: *clunk*
I tried to take note of their
informative if unconventional
golfing instruction.
"Ooky!" "Whoosh!" "Plop!"
Mandrill: "Not bad. But
anyone can get one lucky
shot. You're gonna have to
practice, and practice hard!"
"Mandrill think that was lucky
hit. Lucky golfer can not do
every time. Less luck,
more practice!"
And that was the day my
REAL golf education began...
From that day, I got better and
better at getting a hole in one.

Industrial Espionage

Obtained as the Gift on Screwbot Factory 2.

Industrial Espionage Screwbot Secrets
At a secret hideout in an
undisclosed location under
a heavy veil of mystery and
darkness...
Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
Leader: "All right, tell me
what you've discovered in
your surveillance."
"OK, minion! Tell me what your
spying revealed."
Spy: "Of course. The factory
has begun production on a
top-secret, extremely
advanced new design.
"Yes, boss. The factory has a
top secret robot development
programme in operation.
I've confirmed at least two
different models, the larger
one approximately 200 feet
tall and weighing about
60,000 tons.
The designs for two different
robots are already being put
into production.
The final phase of assembly
is when they screw the head
to the body. This is tricky,
and if it's done wrong, the
robot has to be scrapped.
The robots are 40 metres tall
and weigh approximately 30,000
tonnes.
The workers on that part of
the line are pretty tense,
obviously, so they've been
playing some soothing music
to help with the work.
The production line terminates
in a large arm which screws
down the robots' heads fast
and tight.
When each robot is
completed, it says a
code phrase and the heart
symbol on its chest glows
with appreciation."
This operation is extremely
precise and the robots become
inoperable if it is not
completed correctly. The
operators require nerves of
steel in order to prevent a
massive robot scrap pile.
Leader: "I see... So the
music is how they've kept
production so high. We'll
need to stop that somehow
if we're going to beat them.
I noticed that the factory
constantly plays the same
Arabian-style music.
Operating the machines in time
to the music appears to make
the job easier than it seems at
first glance.
All right. Go continue your
surveillance. Alert me to
any changes."
Upon completion, the robots
signal that they are operational
using code words and a
heart-shaped glow comes from
their chests.
Spy: "Understood. And if I'm
discovered, you'll extract me
from the enemy factory full
of 200-foot robots, right?
...Right?"
The sight of the successfully
completed robots seems to
encourage the machine
operators to maintain their
work quality."
"I see... So, the key to their
success is in the music. We
must understand it if we are to
have any chance of beating
them.
We must analyse the data
further and develop a counter
plan against that factory.
You must go back to the factory
and find out the secret to that
rhythm."
"As you wish, boss."

Partners

Obtained as the Gift on See-Saw.

Partners See-Saw Inspectors
See: "Hey, Saw."
Saw: "What's up, See?"
"So, Mr Saw..."
"What's up, Mr See?"
See: "How many years have
we been working together?"
"How long have we been
partners?"
Saw: "Let's see... It was two
years before I got married,
so that's...10 years."
"Well, let's see... We met two
years before you got married,
so it must be 10 years."
See: "That long already!
Time really does fly."
"Can it really be that long?!
Time flies when you're having
fun."
Saw: "Just think: 10 years
of 'een-oon, ba-bom.'"
"Yeah, and to think we've
been saying the same things
every day for 10 years..."
See: "Woooow... I'm amazed
that I'm still not sick of it."
"Every day for 10 years...
Will we ever get bored?"
"Dunno. I'm sorry for all the
times you ended up on your
behind."
Saw: "Seems like I've been
falling on my rump more and
more lately... Sorry about
that, See."
"And I'm sorry for all the times
you landed on your face!"
See: "Hey, I've been the
one falling onto my head for
those handstand jumps.
I'm the one who should
apologize, Saw."
"I think I caused you more falls
than you caused me."
Saw: "No, no. I fall on my
bum WAY more. I'm sorry."
"It's no problem, my head is
less delicate than your behind."
See: "But my head smashes
are way creepy, so I'M
sorry."
"Really? Are you sure you
didn't get whiplash?"
Saw: "So hey, how is your
neck, anyway?"
"I'm fine. Are you sure it
doesn't hurt when you sit
down?"
See: "It's OK. How about
you, Saw? Your bum's not
sore or anything?"
"There hasn't been a see-saw
that has beaten my bottom yet."
Saw: "Nah. Thanks, though." "I'm glad I found a see-saw
inspector as good as you."
See: "Say, the kids'll
be showing up to play at
the park pretty soon."
"Before we have an awkward
silence, we've got to finish
testing these see-saws before
all the kids show up!"
Saw: "We better get to
work, then, keeping them off
this unsafe seesaw. Heh."
"Now you're talking! I'll never
get tired of this job!"

My Feelings

Obtained as the Gift on Double Date.

My Feelings My Feelings
I've always wanted to learn
the guitar but never had
the nerve to try.
I decided to take up the guitar
and headed to the local music
shop. That was when I first
saw her.
When I did finally get up the
courage, I found that SHE
worked at the local music
shop.
She was in the year above mine
and already had a band which
had won several competitions.
I heard she'd even been
approached by a famous music
producer.
She told me I had nothing
to be afraid of, that playing
guitar was simple. Easy for
her to say--everyone knows
her band is big in Japan.
I hadn't saved enough pocket
money to buy a guitar but I
headed to the shop and she
let me try one out.
I didn't have enough money
to buy one that day, but she
let me try out a guitar and
showed me some chords.
I went to the shop a lot
after that. She was so
helpful and her knowledge
about guitars blew me away.
I came back a lot over the
next six months while I
saved up my allowance.
Six months later I had
bought that guitar, practised
every day and even formed
my own band.
Now I've bought my guitar,
I've started a band, and I'm
practicing a lot. I even
wrote a song for her.
I just had to let her know my
feelings for her with one of my
own songs.
Only problem is I can't bring
myself to play it for her. So
instead, I'll invite her to our
first live show.
But there was no way I could
sing to her until I had learned
to play better.
After school, we sat on a
bench together while I tried
to work up the courage to
give her the ticket I got her.
And then it all seemed to fall
into place. My band got its first
gig and I hoped that she would
come to watch us.
My throat was parched, and
my mind was racing. For
some reason, some weasels
were looking at us...
I went to tell her after school
and took her a ticket in my
trembling hands.
And then a strange thing
happened. A soccer ball
came at us, and I reflexively
gave it a good kick.
We sat down outside and chatted
about school but I had trouble
telling her about my gig.
It felt great! It calmed me
down too. Even the weasels
seemed happy. So I started
kicking away my feelings.
Each time I tried to pluck up
the courage to ask her to come
a ball would fly out of nowhere
and ruin the moment.
If that wasn't enough, I had a
pair of ferrets making a racket
in front of me too!
Strangely, the more balls I
kicked away, the more confident
I got. Maybe it was something
about my kicking to the rhythm
but the ferrets seemed to calm
down too.
I was sure this was the perfect
moment to tell her how I feel...

First-Day Orientation

Obtained as the Gift on Board Meeting.

First-Day Orientation An Upbeat Business Strategy
*cough* (Excuse me.)
First of all, let me welcome
and congratulate all of our...
*ah-CHOO* new employees.
Achoo! Ahem... Good morning
ladies and gentlepigs.
Congratulations on becoming
the newest members of our
organisation!
Next, I need to tell you the
most important thing you
can know about working at
our company:
Before you start working in
this prestigious company, I
would like to give you some
important advice.
Wherever you are, whatever
you do here, from the
assembly line to Accounts
Payable, remember to mind
the flow.
No matter what we do, in this
company, we are always
upbeat!
For proof, consider our
executives seated there.
They all came from humble
origins but rose to the top
because they embrace flow.
This is at the forefront of our
business strategy. Even when
times are tough, we believe
success can always be achieved
by keeping upbeat.
If you want to climb the
ladder here, you've got to
develop your flow!
The board came to realise its
importance through a lot of
hard work and spinning
themselves.
All right, everyone. Stand up
and repeat after me:
If you want to make it far in
this company, you should make
being upbeat your priority too!
One! Start the spin smoothly
and flow to a halt.
Two! At lunchtime, season
freely with flowing pepper
and salt.
So, everybody stand up and join
me in squealing.
*Ahhh-CHOOOOO!*
(Excuse me.)
"All together now! Be upbeat!
Turning ourselves around helps
us turn profits round!"
A...aaaah...chooooooooo!

Ad Copy

Obtained as the Gift on Monkey Watch.

Ad Copy Current Trends
Do you hate looking at your
watch, afraid of how late
you are to your meeting,
date, or appointment?
Are you always late? Do you
struggle to know what time it
is? Are your wrists drab and
boring? Then you need a:

MONKEY WATCH
Is the mere act of checking
the time a source of stress
and unhappiness in your
life?
Have you been late for a date
to find that the girl wouldn't
wait for you to show up?
Then you need a:

MONKEY WATCH
If so, you need a
Monkey Watch! It won't
make you any less late for
things, but there's no way
to frown after looking at it!
Monkey Watch Disclaimer

Looking at your new monkey
watch for long periods of time
can wear the monkeys out and
may cause the watch to lose
time.
Seriously! It's medically
impossible! We asked some
science guys about it!
Be sure to give them
plenty of rest and the
occasional banana and your
monkey watch will give you
years of reliable service.
So buy your Monkey Watch
today, and smile the rest
of your life!
Probably...
WARNING: Using Monkey
Watch continuously may
make the monkeys tired. Let
them rest occasionally for
more accurate timekeeping.

After Work

Obtained as the Gift on Working Dough.

After Work After Work
On the work floor... On the work floor...
Veteran: "I wonder if the ship
made it back home to Planet
Dough yet..."
"I wonder if the ship made it back
home to Planet Dough already..."
Rookie: "Let's hope so. We
spent so long transporting
fuel orbs for it, I was just
glad to see it take off."
"Let's hope so. We spent so
long refuelling it, I was just
glad to see it take off."
Veteran: "I gotta tell you, my
heart skipped a few when you
missed the fuel orb that
Mr. Game & Watch was riding."
"But I thought we'd be in big
trouble when Mr. Game & Watch
got caught in that fuel orb!"
Rookie: "I'm really sorry
about that. It makes me all
emotional just thinking
about it."
"I should have noticed. I get all
emotional just thinking about it."
Veteran: "None of that.
Crying will just make you all
gooey. Try to stay dry until
you get home from work."
"You know crying will make
you all gooey. You should
stay dry until after you
finish work."
Rookie: "It's a good thing
See and Saw were waiting
below and ready to fling
Mr. Game & Watch onto
the ship!"
"I wouldn't have thought to
ask Mr See and Mr Saw to
spring to his rescue. If you
hadn't, who knows what could
have happened."
Veteran: "Yeah, I keep them
ready in case emergencies
like that come up."
"Those guys are a regular
pair of heroes."
Rookie: "That was you?
Wow, you are so on top of
things! I hope to be half
as good as you someday."
"I hope I grow up to be smart
like you one day."
Veteran: "Just take it one
day at a time, kid. Now turn
off the lights. It's time to
go home."
"Your day will come, but first
turn off the lights, it's time to
go home."
Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so
hard today, I won't be able
to rise in the morning..."
"I worked so hard today, I
won't be able to rise in the
morning."

Assembly-Line Slogans

Obtained as the Gift on Built to Scale 2.

Assembly-Line Slogans Quality Construction Catchwords
Slogan for April
Production line, keep in time:
Get into your work!

Slogan for May
Production line, keep in time:
Watch your timing!
April's Motto
Being in time
on the production line
will make you
feel real fine!
May's Motto
If the production line
is running fine,
you won't have to do
overtime!
Slogan for June
Production line, keep in time:
Remember your due dates!

Slogan for July
Production line, keep in time:
Put a spike in efficiency!
June's Motto
Our production line's
made piece by piece
so our profits
will increase!
July's Motto
Understand the rhythm
and you will see
it put a spike
in our efficiency!
Slogan for August
Production line, keep in time:
Keep at it like clockwork!

Slogan for September
Production line, keep in time:
Maintain a positive attitude!
August's Motto
Our rhythm masters
have some quirks
but keep it running
like clockwork!
September's Motto
Our widgets might not
be much to note
but they keep
our company afloat!
Slogan for October
Production line, keep in time:
Keep the company afloat!

Slogan for November
Production line, keep in time:
Feed your efficiency!
October's Motto
This production line's
all we need
except for our daily
drink and feed!
November's Motto
We always work
with a positive attitude
to gain our
customers' gratitude!
Slogan for December
Production line, keep in time:
Kick your bad habits!

Slogan for January
Production line, keep in time:
No breaks.
December's Motto
Do your best
and you will find
you'll have fun
on this production line!
January's Motto
The production line's
in high demand,
when will my work
ever end?
Slogan for February
Production line, keep in time:
Work faster.

Slogan for March
Production line, keep in time:
Remember to take it easy.
February's Motto
Just when you're starting
to give up,
the production line
just speeds up!
March's Motto
The production line
has a clear rhythm,
just do your best
and don't give in!

Baxter & Forthington

Obtained as the Gift on Air Rally.

Baxter & Forthington Quick and Slow
High above the
Rhythm Islands...
High above the Rhythm Islands,
a blue and red plane could be
seen flying in tight formation.
Forthington: "Hey, Baxter,
you hear about the new
doughnut shop? You can
get a doughnut covered in
marshmallows, candy, and
tiny little doughnuts!"
"Hey, Quick! I heard a new
doughnut shop opened up
recently. It's supposed to be
the cat's whiskers!"
Baxter: "Ugh. I'll pass.
There's such a thing as
restraint, you know."
Forthington: "Come on,
let's just check it out.
Live a little!"
"Huff! I doubt that."
Baxter: "Forthington, I'm not
going to repeat myself. If you
want to go wallow in lard,
you can go by yourself,
glutton."
"You can't say that until you
try it at least once for yourself.
You might regret it!"
Forthington: "What did you
call me?! Oh, that's it,
Mr. Leafy Greens! Eat THIS."
With a mighty THWACK,
Forthington launches the
birdie at Baxter's face.
"Slow! How many times? You're
barking up the wrong tree! If
you like it so much, just go by
yourself, you fat greedy puss!"
Baxter: "Hrmph. Gotta
do better than that,
glaze breath."
Baxter smacks the birdie
right back at Forthington.
"How dare you! See how you
like eating this!"

Slow launched the shuttlecock
at Quick's face with a 'whoosh'!
Forthington: "It looks like the
old dog knows some tricks,
but how will you cope if I
change up the distance?"
"Pah!"
Quick hit it back in a flash.
Forthington accelerates
toward the horizon and then
belts the birdie at Baxter.
*THWACK!*
"It looks like the old dog knows
some tricks, but how will you
cope at a distance?"
Slow accelerated towards the
horizon and then belted the
shuttlecock at Quick.
Baxter: "So soft and sweet.
Just like those doughnuts
you like."
*THWACK!*
"Your racket paw is as weak as
your willpower when it comes
to doughnuts," Quick taunted
as he hit the projectile back.
The rally continues for over
twenty minutes.
Twenty minutes later the rally
was still going on...
Forthington: "OK, for an old
dog with no taste, you're
actually pretty good at air
badminton!"
"Meahaha! For an old dog with
no taste, you are still a
connoisseur when it comes to
badminton shots!"
Baxter: "You're not so bad
for a sour puss either."
"You're not so bad for a
sour puss either!"
Baxter: "Whew! That was a
workout! I could eat a
salad bar!"

Another twenty minutes later...
Forthington: "Hey, I've got an
idea. Why don't we go to the
doughnut shop?"

"I exercised so much I could
eat a horse!"
Baxter: "..."

"I've got an idea, why don't we
head on over to that doughnut
shop?"
"..."
Forthington: "Come on,
Baxter. Doughnut covered in
tiny doughnuts. You know
you want one."
"Come on, Quick! You'll love
it!"
Baxter: "All right..." "Well, alright then."
The two planes bank across
each other's paths, making
surprisingly doughnut-shaped
vapor trails as they fly off
for a well-deserved snack.
The two planes banked across
each other's paths forming a
perfect doughnut-shaped vapour
trail in the sky as they headed
off for a well-deserved snack.

Parental Controls

Obtained as the Gift on Figure Fighter 2.

Parental Controls Family Conversation
Son: "Mom! Buy this new
Figure Fighter muscle doll
for me! Pleeeease?!"
"Mum! Buy this new Figure
Fighter for me!
Pleeeease!"
Mother: "I'm not buying that
for you! It's all cheap,
and it'll be broken before
you know it!"
"I'm not buying that for you!
Something that cheap will easily
get broken!"
Son: "OK... How about this
Figure Fighter 2 muscle doll?"
"OK, Mum... How about this
Figure Fighter 2 figure?"
Mother: "I'm not buying that
for you! You'll just end up
breaking something that
expensive!"
"I'm not buying that for you!
You will only end up breaking
something that expensive!"
"Sigh..."
Son: "*sigh*"

Wrestler's Weekly

Obtained as the Gift on Ringside.

Wrestler's Weekly Wrestler's Weekly
Wrestling 20XX
"Nobody beats the champ!"

Location: Rhythm Arena
"Nobody beats the champ!"

Location: Rhythm Arena
No Holds Barred Challenge
Match Victory
The Wrestler defended his
championship title in 15
minutes with his Z-Suplex
special move.
Reporter: "Thanks for talking
with us today, champ! How
does it feel to defend your
title?"
"Thank you for agreeing to an
interview with us today and
congratulations on making the
first defence of your title!"
Wrestler X: "Eh." "Eh..."
Reporter: "What was the
turning point in the match,
do you think?"
"In your own words, how did
you manage to retain your
belt?"
Wrestler X: "Eh." "Eh..."
Reporter: "Um... I'm sure
your next challenger will be
a formidable opponent. What
strategy will you use?"
"Erm... I'm sure your next
challenger will be a formidable
opponent. How do you feel
about facing him?"
Wrestler X: "Eh." "Eh..."
Reporter: "Ahem... Let's try
a question from one of your
fans. What's your sign?"
"Ahem... Let's try a question
from one of your fans. What is
your favourite letter?"
Wrestler X: "Eh." "Eh..."
Reporter: "Whoa, you go, big
guy!"
"That's amazing!"
Wrestler X: *strikes a pose* "Uh huh!"
"That's an amazing pose!"
Reporter: "Aaaaand that's all
from us! Be sure to join us
ringside for another
exclusive interview!"
"That's all from us. Be sure to
join us ringside for another
world exclusive interview!"

Journal of Tiny Science

Obtained as the Gift on Micro-Row 2.

Journal of Tiny Science Diary of Micro-Discoveries
Day 1:
It's been five years since I
announced my new method
for bacterial research in
"Microbe Today."
Entry 1:
It has been five years since I
first announced my new method
for bacterial research.
My students and I have
been working day and night
to catalog our newest data.
The students and I have worked
tirelessly day and night to find
new bacteria.
Then today I received a vial
from the mysterious Rhythm
League, and its contents
astounded me!
Today, I discovered a group of
bacteria with a puzzling organised
movement. They swam right past
my microscope's field of view and
I knew instantly that I had found
something completely new.
The microbes in the vial
moved in sync with each
other. And not just one or
two, but countless microbes
all moving in time!
The bacteria moved with great
coordination. There were not
just one or two, but countless
bacteria all moving in time.
I am sure they represent an
important discovery so we must
study them further.
I am sure they represent an
important discovery.
We must keep studying
them.
Entry 2:
The bacteria appear to have lost
their initial vigour. They are
moving sluggishly and bumping
into each other which appears
to make them unhappy.
Day X:
The microbes appear to have
lost their initial vigor. They
move sluggishly, unhappily
bumping into each other.
If they continue like this,
I will have to abandon my
research.

What on earth could be wrong
with them?
If they continue like this,
I will have to abandon my
research. What could be
wrong with them?
Entry 3:
The bacteria still appear to lack
their initial vitality. The team
and I are exhausted from failing
to improve their condition.
Day Y:
The microbes still seem sad
and listless. The team and I
are exhausted, and nothing
we have tried has improved
their condition.
We must do something!

Perhaps some music would
help liven our mood. I'm sure
one of the students left a CD
somewhere...
We must do something--if
not for them, then for our
own morale. Some music
might lift our spirits...
As soon as I put the CD on,
the bacteria lost their drab
appearance. They began to
move in time and glowed
colourfully again!
Day Z:
Astonishing! As soon as I
put the music on, the
microbes brightened, moving
in time and colorful again!
I'm not sure how, but they
feed on the music (I may call
the process "Rhythmesis").
However, the music's effect is
undeniable.
I'm not sure how, but the
microbes feed on the music
in a process I shall call
"rhythmesis." The music's
effect is undeniable.
The bacteria have begun moving
in a nimble jerking motion.
The microbes have resumed
their tiny, dancing march.
Where could they be headed?
We still have so much to
learn about them...
I wonder where they could be
headed? I must study them
further to understand more about
this truly mysterious organism.
We have already gained from
our research, though. I find
myself walking with a spring
in my step now!
We still have a lot to learn from
them. We should all learn to
live with a spring in our step
too!

Picky Eaters' Song

Obtained as the Gift on Samurai Slice 2.

Picky Eaters' Song The Picky Eaters Song
I am called the Wandering
Samurai, due to my devotion
to the samurai code of
Bushido and my generally
poor sense of direction.
The lone samurai continued his
endless journey onwards.
~As the sun dips below the
horizon, the Wandering
Samurai rests his weary
body on the grounds of
an old temple.~
Eventually the samurai came
across a temple and decided to
take shelter from the heat of
the morning sun.

"I'm so very tired from all
the wandering I did today..."
~Before he is even aware of
it, the samurai is asleep and
dreaming...~
His eyelids began to feel heavy
and it did not take long before
he fell fast asleep under a
large tree.
♪ One onion. Can't eat it!
  Two tubers. Mmm! Love it!
  Three three-bean salads.
  Can't eat it! ♪
As he lay snoring in the shade,
a counting song from his
childhood came back to him...
♪ Four fortune cookies.
  Mmm! Love it!
  Five flying fish.
  People eat those? ♪
One - I like buns
Two - I don't like stew
Three - I like peas
Four - I don't like rice balls
Five - I like chives
♪ Six sticks of butter.
  Mmm! Love it!
  Seven celery sticks.
  Can't eat it! ♪

Six - I don't like figs
Seven - I like cinnamon
Eight - I don't like skate
Nine - I like brine
Ten - I don't like ramen...
♪ Eight egg rolls.
  Mmm! Love it!
  Nine nice noodle dishes.
  Can't eat it! ♪
"An honourable samurai never
lets food go to waste," his
mother scolded. "Yes, mother,"
the young samurai dutifully
replied...
♪ And ten tennis balls.
  Not food. ♪
The lone samurai awoke from his
dream to find the sun had risen
high in the sky.

"Son, if you are so picky
about food, you'll never
grow up to be a proper
samurai!"
"Yes, Mother!"
He soon noticed two young
kids approaching with a toy
windmill and a rice ball.
When I wake, the sun is
high in the sky. Standing
nearby are two children.
The boy holds a pinwheel,
the girl a rice ball.
"Our mummy told us to give
you this."
"Mama said this was for you."
My stomach growls as my
eye meets the rice ball.
"I am indebted to you."
I gratefully accept the
rice ball.
The samurai's stomach let out
a loud growl at the sight of
the expertly-made rice ball.
It is delicious. Just like
Mother used to make.
"Thank you," the samurai said
as he took the rice ball. He bit
into it and was filled with more
memories of his mother's
cooking.
He wondered how he
would be able to repay their
kindness to him.

To be continued...

Angling Profiles

Obtained as the Gift on Catch of the Day.

Angling Profiles Fishing Monthly
Master Fisherperson
Ann Glerr presents:
Fishing Tips with
Master Fisherperson
Ann Glerr
Expert's Corner

This month's Expert's Corner
features tips from Ann Glerr.
Ann Glerr here with some
fishing tips! Let's start
with the small fry:
Hi, everyone! I'd like to take
the opportunity to introduce
three fish species to you today
The Quicknibble is an
adorable little orange fish
with no sense of self-
preservation whatsoever.
First, let's start with the cute
Gulper. You have to watch out
for this small orange fish
because they don't wait around
after nibbling your bait.
It'll usually taste your
bait twice then just bite
into it, at which point you
can simply yank it out of
the water.
The Little Waiter may have a
vacant stare but don't let
that fool you. The key to
hooking one is waiting briefly
for it to bite.
The Pausegill, on the other
hand, is a cautious fish. It
generally invests in mutual
funds and treasury bills.
Finally, the king of fish is the
Big Teaser.
Also, it waits a beat after
tasting the bait before biting.
I don't know why it bothers--
it's not like it ever checks
the bait and goes "Nah."
They use their long tongues to
tease their prey. When you see
the float move, try counting to
three before striking.
Finally, there's the creepy
Threefish. This intimidating
guy likes to check the bait
very thoroughly with his
tongue.
However, if they get away you'll
find their deep laugh sounds
quite suave and sophisticated!
After the check, he likes to
give the worm a count of
three to let the fear set
in...then he strikes!
One final tip, fishing is all
about rhythm. So try to stick
to the beat whenever you see
a fish bite!
I hope these tips will help
you land the big one next
time you're out! Ann Glerr
signing off!
Good luck fishing, everybody!

Ann Glerr

Expedition Journal

Obtained as the Gift on Flipper-Flop.

Expedition Journal Expedition Journal
April 16
Today, our expedition team
is set to arrive at our
destination. It's strange,
though...
16th April

The expedition team should
make it to our goal today...
No matter how many steps
forward we take, we seem
to be right back where we
started. Am I just imagining
things?
However, no matter how much
progress we make, it feels as
if we are going round in circles.

We are already behind schedule
by several hours.
If we fall even further behind,
we might not even make it at
all...

The Captain is as icy-faced
as ever. If he's worried, he's
not showing it in the slightest.
April 20
We ran into a major storm
that made it difficult to
move and impossible to see.
20th April

The team has been hampered
by a violent snowstorm that
could freeze an exposed snout
in seconds.
I thought our one-flipper-roll
strategy probably wasn't
going to cut it, so I went
to the captain, hoping he'd
reconsider our tactics.
We had difficulty practising our
single flipper rolls, so I asked the
Captain if we could change
our training strategy.
He just said, "Good joooob!"
After a moment, he added,
"Nice!" ...I guess I just have
to trust the captain...
The Captain just replied in his
usual loud voice, "Mmm! Aah!"
so I hope we can trust him.
April 21
The one-flipper-roll strategy
was a failure.
21st April

Our flipper rolls were a complete
failure. We didn't make any
headway at all. We are starting to
lose our strength and motivation.
Even so, we finally managed to
do ten flipper rolls together!
I thought it was time to
deploy our ultimate weapon.
I went to the captain and
said, "It's time to try the
ten-flipper-roll strategy!"
The Captain gave us his strongest
"Yes! Good job!"

I'm sure he won't let us down.
April 22
The ten-flipper-roll strategy
left the entire expedition
team dizzy and disoriented.
22nd April

Today it was so bright, it felt
as if even the sun was mocking
our flipper progress.
We practised so many ten
flipper rolls that I couldn't
even see straight any more.
"Captain! What should we
do?!" My voice echoed
across the frigid tundra.
And then I heard his strong,
reassuring voice:
Captain! How much more of
this training do we have to
suffer?
...do we have to suffer?
...do we have to suffer?
Perhaps I shouldn't have
shouted so loud as the echoes
rang out over the polar waste.
"That's it!"

Ca-Captain...really?

I...I believe in our captain.
But then, the Captain said,
"Well done!"
I hope he means it this time...

Birds of the Universe

Obtained as the Gift on Flock Step.

Birds of the Universe Birds of the Universe
Did everyone have a
refreshing break? Wonderful!
Let's continue our tour of
the planet of the Huebirds...
Welcome to another edition of
Birds of the Universe. Today,
we've got quite a selection
to show to you.
Ah, here we see a typical
morning commute for these
colorful creatures. Note that,
even in a dense crowd, they
move in perfect harmony.
The prettiest of all space birds
has to be the Huebird.
Let's see how they start their
day.
Er...mostly. Excuse me!
Please don't push! Someone
could get hurt! Excuse me!
Rush hour starts early on their
colourful planet. But even in
large groups, they move in
harmony...most of the time.
"It's looking pretty crowded
already. Hey, everybody! Stop
pushing, it's dangerous!"

"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"

It doesn't seem as if they are
paying any attention.
"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet,
tweet, squawk!"

What was that? Does
anyone in the group by
any chance speak Huebird?
"Don't you birds have any
manners? Stop pushing!"

"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"

Can anybody speak Huebirdish?
Now, please! Please, let's
try to keep things orderly!
"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet,
squawk!"
I don't understand! WHAT
ARE YOU SAYING?!
"Hey! Someone could get hurt!
Please line up patiently!"

"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"

I'm sure they're not paying
attention on purpose now.
"Hey, you! The pretty bird,
yes...you, line up properly!"

"Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Tweet! Squawk!"

That's more like it.
Ahem. Let's continue our
tour, shall we? As I was
saying, the Huebirds are
lovely creatures with their
own ideas about order.
These birds have behaved the
same way for generations. They
are sometimes a little selfish but
they all walk to the same beat.
Next, we'll be examining an
altogether different species,
the Eloquent Tapir, who I'm
sure you all will enjoy
conversing with.
Next time we will look at Blue
Birds.

Enjoy your bird watching!

Rhythm Rockets

Obtained as the Gift on Launch Party.

Rhythm Rockets Mini Rocket Development
Hello, and thank you for your
interest in Rhythm Rockets!
These are sure to make your
next outer-space voyage fun
and memorable!
Hello! Thank you for your interest
in Rhythm Rockets!
We have four models this
year, and I'll be happy to
explain the differences.
We currently have four rocket
models in production. Let
me explain to you the
differences between them.
Family Model
This cheerful red-and-white
rocket is well balanced and
suited to all sorts of uses.
The basic red and white
"Trusty" model was developed
to be easy to launch and is the
most reliable of our designs.
Party Cracker Model
This one starts the party
with a fun sound. Plus,
there's no confetti to
clean up!
The "Cracker" model makes
quite a bang at launch and
is made to impress. If you ever
make your own home launch
party, this is the one for you.
It has real oomph and is
good for the environment too.
Bell Model
This lovely rocket launches
with a clear chime. Ideal
for weddings and other
celebrations!
The "Belle" model goes off with
a crystal clear chime that is
exceptionally moving. This one
is popular at weddings and it's
bound to bring smiles to all
who hear it blast off!
Bowling Model
For the frustrated bowler in
all of us, this exuberant
rocket delivers the satisfying
sound of a perfect strike!
Our "Striker" model has a
stirring sound and is a real
knockout! If you've never
played a perfect game of
bowling, launch one of these
and you'll know how it feels!
Whichever Rhythm Rocket
you choose, you're certain
to have an exciting and
fun outer-space expedition!
I think you'll find we have a
mini-rocket for every occasion
and one that can compliment
your lives.
So, please order one
now before they sell out!

Concert Listings

Obtained as the Gift on Love Rap 2.

Concert Listings Hip Hop Press
Promoting their eagerly
anticipated new single
"Love Rap," the Love Posse
(featuring MC Adore) is
coming to a town near you!
In anticipation of The Love Posse
feat. MC Adore's new single "Love
Rap", the band will be performing
an exclusive live set for a limited
number of fans.
Opening for the Posse will
be those twin quasars of
hip-hop, the RAPMEN.
Of course, you can expect
everyone's favourite rapping
duo "The Love Posse" to be
providing the backing too!
Check online for dates and
venues. Advance tickets are
$60, and each comes with
an MC Adore sticker.
Date: To be confirmed
Location: A venue near you

Tickets are on sale now
so don't miss out!
Tickets at the door are
also $60 but do NOT come
with a sticker. Plan ahead!
Don't miss it!

At the Auditions

Obtained as the Gift on Tap Troupe.

At the Auditions At the Auditions
"I want to be a star!"
That was what I thought
every minute of every day
after I moved to this town.
I had always wanted to become
famous and came to this town
to try to achieve my dreams!
Then I saw the most
important flyer on the most
important café bulletin board
of my life.
When I saw an audition poster
in a cafe, I knew the chance
had finally arrived.
The flyer read,
"Tap star wanted!"
The poster said "Tap Star
auditions!"
I thought I would have to be the
luckiest boy in the world to
win the audition and become
world famous so easily, but I
knew I had to try.
I knew this was my big
chance. On the day of the
audition, there were three
other young guys waiting
with me in the studio.
I sat waiting nervously with
three other young lads waiting
for their chance to shine.
There were four gray boxes
lined up neatly in a row on
a desk in front of us.
We had no idea what they
were for.
I noticed a grey box placed on
a desk in front of me and
wondered what it was for.
A bearded man wearing a
yellow box on his head burst
into the room with a hearty
"Welcome! Welcome!"
A man carrying a yellow box
entered the room and began
speaking enthusiastically.
"You guys look great! Long
legs, symmetrical heads--
you have all the right
stuff to become tap stars!"
"Welcome! Welcome! Hey, you
lads look great! You've
got the right look and legs
long enough to be the next
tap stars!
"OK, now. Would you all
please put these boxes
on your heads?"
Let's get started! Would
you mind putting the boxes
on?
I had a decision to make.
Would I put this box on my
head and risk looking silly
for a chance at stardom?
This box might look plain but
it will make you a star!"
I felt a bit uncertain but
put the box over my head.
Of course I would.
"YES. Bravo. BRAVO!
You made it. You all
made the cut!"
"Hey! That's it! You all look
great! Right, you all passed
the audition!"
And that's how I began my
climb to tap stardom...
From that moment, my career
as a tap star really began and
I have never looked back.

Pep-Squad Rules

Obtained as the Gift on Cheer Readers 2.

Pep-Squad Rules Club Rules
○ Energy is key! Rule 1: Always remember your
manners!
Rule 2: Keep the room tidy.
○ Everybody pitches in to
clean the practice room.
○ Practice your finger work!
Don't get the wrong page.
Rule 3: Practise turning pages
over carefully so you don't
make any mistakes.
Rule 4: Perform in a loud voice
so that the whole team keeps
their page turning in time.
○ When everyone's pages
are synchronized, we all
win. When it happens,
give a cheer for your
squadmates.
○ To prevent your books
getting mixed up, write your
name on the back cover.
Rule 5: Don't take anybody
else's book! Write your name
on the back cover.
Rule 6: Always report to the
leader if you think you cannot
make practice the following day.
○ If you will miss practice
for any reason, clear it
with the captain at least
a day in advance.
○ If you read a good book,
post it on the team's blog
and share it with
everyone!
Rule 7: Please report any good
books on the club blog.
Rule 8: Always repeat cheers
with lots and lots of energy!
○ The "BOOM" part of
"Rah-rah sis boom
ba-BOOM" is key.
Say it with pep, and let
'em know you mean it!

A Musical Term

Obtained as the Gift on Karate Man 2.

A Musical Term A Musical Term
"I dunno. It's like everyone
just decides what it means
and passes their judgment
and expects me to behave
in a certain way.
"I dunno. It's like everyone
just decides what it means
and passes their judgment
and expects me to behave
in a certain way.
I mean, first of all, it's my
name, like my actual, this-
is-what-my-birth-certificate-
says NAME. It doesn't reflect
me as a person.
I mean, first of all, it's my
name, like my actual, this-
is-what-my-birth-certificate-
says NAME. It doesn't reflect
me as a person.
And hey, words can mean
more than one thing, you
know? Just because the first
thing YOU think of is some
happy-go-lucky sap doesn't
mean...
And hey, words can mean
more than one thing, you
know? Just because the first
thing YOU think of is some
happy-go-lucky sap doesn't
mean...
Ugh. I know, I come in here
every week and spend the
whole session griping about
this. You're probably tired of
hearing about it by now.
Ugh. I know, I come in here
every week and spend the
whole session griping about
this. You're probably tired of
hearing about it by now.
Do you ever have problems
like this? Do people just
look at you and assume that
you're into, I dunno, copying
what people do?"
Do you ever have problems
like this? Do people just
look at you and assume that
you're into, I dunno, copying
what people do?"
Oookii oook-ook! Oooky oook-ook!
"Right, right. My therapy is
about me and my problems,
not you. Anyway, thanks for
listening. I'll see you next
Tuesday for another session
of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'"
"Right, right. My therapy is
about me and my problems,
not you. Anyway, thanks for
listening. I'll see you next
Tuesday for another session
of 'Mr Upbeat's complaints.'"

Investigation Notes

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 2.

Investigation Notes Police Memo
xx/xx/20xx
"It's July through November"
was the tip from the mystery
man working at the Built to
Scale factory.
Police Report:

We received a tip off from
an unidentified man who is
apparently working at the
widget factory.
It said "from July to
November".
The "Assembly-Line Slogans"
document he wrote looks
suspicious. We'll definitely
want to investigate that.
There's definitely something
suspicious about those
"Quality Construction
Catchwords". We should
investigate further.

Song Lyrics 1

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 3.

Song Lyrics 1 Song Lyrics 1
Tonight
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki
(Remix 3 Theme)
Tonight
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki
(Remix 3 Theme song)
Shiv'ring cold on a big city
night,
Well, that's how you found
me, way back then.
Shiv'ring cold on a big city
night,
Well, that's how you found
me, way back then.
And in the startled blink of
an eye,
I knew my life was forever
changed.
And in the startled blink of
an eye,
I knew my life was forever
changed.
Walking on a high wire,
And if that's how life's
gonna be,
I'm walking high on a high
wire,
And if that's how life's
gonna be,
Then I should have all the
fun that I can,
Yeah, that's a lot more
like me.
Then I should have all the
fun that I can,
Yeah, that's a lot more
like me.
Tonight's the night,
Right here, right now,
I swear.
Tonight's the night,
Right here, right now,
I swear.
I'll walk into the future
without a care, yeah,
Tonight when all my tears
have come and gone,
I'll walk into the future
without a care, yeah,
Tonight when all my tears
have come and gone,
I'll say good-bye to all
yesterday's sad songs, yeah,
And there may come a time
when I will hesitate,
But waiting's part of life, now.
I'll say goodbye to all
yesterday's sad songs, yeah,
And there may come a time
when I will hesitate,
But waiting's part of life, now.
Tonight's the night, please
hear me out to the end.
Could you please be the one,
my carefree friend, yeah.
Tonight's the night, please
hear me out to the end.
Could you please be the one,
my carefree friend, yeah.
Tonight I need my dreams
to all come true.
Please tell me if that sounds
like a plan to you, yeah.
Tonight I need my dreams
to all come true.
Please tell me if that sounds
like a plan to you, yeah.
I know that it may sound too
simple to be true,
But hey, well, that's life too.
But hey, well, that's life too.
I know that it may sound too
simple to be true,
But hey, well, that's life too.
But hey, well, that's life too.

Song Lyrics 2

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 8.

Song Lyrics 2 Song Lyrics 2
I Love You, My One and Only
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Naoki Tanaka
(Remix 8 Theme)
I Love You, My One and Only
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Naoki Tanaka
(Remix 8 theme song)
What can I do, What can I do?
The only one for me is you,
What can I do, What can I do,
What can I do?
What can I do, What can I do?
The only one for me is you,
What can I do, What can I do,
What can I do?
Tell me, tell me, now why'd
you have to
Hurt me, hurt me, now why'd
you take my
Heart if you don't love me?
Tell me, tell me, now why'd
you have to
Hurt me, hurt me, now why'd
you take my
Heart if you don't love me?
Tell me, tell me, just how to
say good-bye now, bye now,
Just when I know I
Never will forget you?
Tell me, tell me, just how to
say goodbye now, bye now,
Just when I know I
Never will forget you?
What can I do to bring you
back to me?
Tell me what to do to win
your love!
What can I do to bring you
back to me?
Tell me what to do to win
your love!
Won't ever give you up,
Won't ever let go.
Even if it breaks me,
I will always know
Won't ever give you up,
Won't ever let go.
Even if it breaks me,
I will always know
You are my only one.
There is no other.
This sweet dream will never die
Won't ever give you up
Won't ever let go.
You are my only one.
There is no other.
This sweet dream will never die
Won't ever give you up
Won't ever let go.
Even when you hurt me,
I still love you so.
I'll let you take the lead.
Follow where you go.
Even when you hurt me,
I still love you so.
I'll let you take the lead.
Follow where you go.
Hear my plea, oh, won't you, baby
I love you, my one and only
Hear my plea,
oh, won't you, baby
I love you,
my one and only.
What can I do, What can I do?
The only one for me is you,
What can I do, What can I do,
What can I do?
What can I do, What can I do?
The only one for me is you,
What can I do, What can I do,
What can I do?

Song Lyrics 3

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 9.

Song Lyrics 3 Song Lyrics 3
Beautiful One Day
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo
(Remix 9 Theme)
Beautiful One Day
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo
(Remix 9 Theme Song)
They say it's still just
nothing but a man's world.
They say it's just too hard
to find yourself.
They say it's still just
nothing but a man's world.
They say it's just too hard
to find yourself.
(But then when) you dance
you feel good,
(And you know) you got 'em
going,
(But then when) you dance
you feel good,
(And you know) you got 'em
going,
(And you know) your moves
are real good,
(And you know) that you are
beautiful.
(And you know) your moves
are real good,
(And you know) that you are
beautiful.
I just want to shine, I want
to be in love now.
I just want to shine, I want
to be in love now.
I just want to shine, I want
to be in love now
I just want to shine, I want
to be in love now.
You know you can't just
leave the past behind you,
You know you can't just live
a life of shining glamour.
You know you can't just
leave the past behind you,
You know you can't just live
a life of shining glamour.
Ah, the music plays on
and on,
Ooh, as you walk around
the town.
And the music plays on
and on,
Ooh, as you walk around
the town.
And the teardrops just keep
falling down,
And the teardrops just keep
falling down,
And the tears just keep
falling down,
And the tears just keep
falling down,
And the teardrops just keep
falling down because...
I only wish I knew.
And the tears just keep
falling down because...
I only wish I knew.
Someday you'll find yourself
and realize that you're
beautiful.
Someday you'll find yourself
and realise that you're
beautiful.
(So that when) love takes
you down again,
(And it breaks) your heart
in pieces, then just
Let the teardrops fall
like gentle rain.
(So that when) love takes
you down again,
(And it breaks) your heart
in pieces, then just
Let the teardrops fall like rain.
That's when you'll find
yourself and realize that
you're beautiful.
That's when you'll find
yourself and realise that
you're beautiful.
(And you might) just start
to heal then,
(And you might) find your
heart whole again,
(And you might) just start
to heal then,
(And you might) find your
heart whole again,
And you will find what you're
looking for after all.
And you will find what you're
looking for after all.

Song Lyrics 4

Obtained as the Gift on Karate Man.

Song Lyrics 4 Song Lyrics 4
Lonely Storm
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki
(Karate Man Theme)
Lonely Storm
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki
(Karate Man Theme Music)
Baby, I'm a broken man, I'm
just a shattering storm.
Baby, try to find my way as
the lonely shadows swarm.
Baby, I'm a broken man, I'm
just a shattering storm.
Baby, try to find my way as
the lonely shadows swarm.
Whoa, I'm just a man,
Missing you, please understand.
Without you, I'm dying.
Whoa, I'm just a man,
Missing you, please understand.
Without you, I'm dying.
No, no one will know how I
bear my pain alone.
In the end, I choose my
solitude.
No, no one will know how I
bear my pain alone.
In the end, I choose my
solitude.
No! I can't go back to my
days of innocence.
Can't go back, there is no
return.
No! I can't go back to my
days of innocence.
Can't go back, there is no
return.
Another cycle of seasons has
passed us by and I can't help
Wonder, I wonder, I wonder
just where you are now.
Another cycle of seasons has
passed us by and I can't help
Wonder, I wonder, I wonder
just where you are now.
I hear from everyone that you
are different and that you are
Yet more beautiful than
before.
I hear from everyone that you
are different and that you are
Yet more beautiful than
before.
Whoa...
If you say that you are happier
now and that's just the way you
Feel about everything now,
Whoa...
If you say that you are happier
now and that's just the way you
Feel about everything now,
Well then I guess it's just
the way that it is...
Well then I guess it's just
the way that it is...

Song Lyrics 5

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 7.

Song Lyrics 5 Song Lyrics 5
Dreams of Our Generation
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo
(Night Walk Theme)
Dreams of Our Generation
Song by Tsunku♂
Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo
(Night Walk Theme Music)
You and I've been through a
lot together.
That's just the way the story
goes.
You and I've been through a
lot together.
That's just the way the story
goes.
Even though your heart breaks
And you're down on your knees,
Anyway, you'll laugh again
someday.
Even though your heart breaks
And you're down on your knees,
Anyway, you'll laugh again
someday.
And if you're down,
You'll get up again.
Dust off a bit,
And go along your way.
And if you're down,
You'll get up again.
Dust off a bit,
And go along your way.
But don't you know
You might find, before too long,
You're on your knees once again.
But don't you know
You might find, before too long,
You're on your knees once again.
Let's spread our wings, now,
Do anything, now,
Somehow we came this far.
Let's spread our wings, now,
Do anything, now,
Somehow we came this far.
I've got a choice now,
I hear your voice now,
Singing inside my heart.
I've got a choice now,
I hear your voice now,
Singing inside my heart.
Let's spread our wings, now,
Into the sky now,
Let's reach up to the sun.
Let's spread our wings, now,
Into the sky now,
Let's reach up to the sun.
Soon we will see we're
Living the dreams of
Our generation.
Soon we will see we're
Living the dreams of
Our generation.

Character Bios 1

Obtained with all Perfects.

Character Bios 1 Minor Credits 1
Pirate Captain Jackie
It's unclear how little Jackie
achieved her rank, but she
certainly has taken to the
role, huh?
Captain Asker

She's a lively lady pirate
with a penchant for transporting
porky cargo. She's looking for
someone who can keep up with
her pirate adventures.
Lady Cupid
She's still practicing for the
day she gets a shot at the
big leagues, shooting at real
hearts inside people.
Lady Cupid

If you're looking to find true
love, let Cupid show you how.
Don't delay fire some love
arrows yourself today! Just call
for a free consultation!
Frog and Frog Princess
While her amphibious friend
is very fond of her, most
others think this princess
is toad-ally spoiled.
Frog and Frog Princess

Where could the spoilt little
princess and her faithful steed,
I mean, faithful boyfriend be
headed?
It's a complete mystery.

Character Bios 2

Obtained with all Perfects.

Character Bios 2 Minor Credits 2
Munchy Monk
After mastering eating, he's
now aiming to perfect the
art of feeding someone else.
ON A MOVING TRAIN!
Munchy Monk

He mastered eating and now
seeks perfection in the art
of feeding someone else.
Not even the motion of a
speeding train can put him off.
Driver
That guy in the driver's seat
in the Toy Car... Man, he
looks familiar! Anyone know
where else we've seen him?
Driver

The person sitting in the
driver's seat of the toy car
looks vaguely familiar...
He must get around quite a lot.
Where else has he been?
Girls' Basketball Team
A new team is burning up
the courts...or would be if it
had more than two members.
Get recruiting!
Girls' Basketball Club

This newly formed team still
only comprise the club leader
and vice leader but they
practise hard every day.
New members wanted!

Character Bios 3

Obtained with all Perfects.

Character Bios 3 Minor Credits 3
Clap Trap Doll
Height: 5.25" Weight: 8 oz.
Special skill: Breaststroke
Quote: "A good offense is
the best defense."
Clapping Doll

Height: 13.4cm
Weight: 235g
Skill: Butterfly swimming stroke
Favourite phrase: Defence is
the best form of attack.
Mr. Hi-Hat
Job: Percussion instrument
Defining trait: Round face
Extra gravy: Nice eyebrows
Hi-Hat

Type: Percussion instrument
Feature: Round head
Charm Points: His dignified
eyebrows and cute tongue.
Rhythm Fighters
Genre: Combative robots
Material: Soft vinyl
Personality: Proud, but low
threshold of pain.
Rhythm Fighter

Type: Fighting rhythm robot
Material: Soft plastic
Character: Extremely proud.
Has a glass jaw.
Can't stand pain.

Final Words

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 10.

Final Words Final Words
Hey, you there! Yes, you!
In front of the TV!
Congratulations on getting
a Perfect on Remix 10!
Nicely done!
Congratulations!

You got a Perfect on Remix 10!
Well done!
Oh, and thanks so much for
just playing this far into the
game! It's always gratifying
when someone goes to the
trouble, you know?
Thank you for playing!

We hoped you would make it
this far.
We've been watching you
doing your best, playing
real hard. It's inspiring.
Did you have fun? Was it
hard to get here? Maybe
you have friends who say
it was easy.
How was it for you? Did you
find it difficult?

You probably know somebody
who found it really easy, don't
you?
Hmph. Whatever. But don't worry!
But let's talk about you
some more! You probably
found your sense of rhythm
improving, huh? ...Right?
No matter how you found it,
your sense of rhythm has
probably improved no end.
Did you notice a difference?
If you haven't already done
so, you should totally have
your friends try out this
game. You know there's a
two-player mode, right?
Now that you are a rhythm
master, you should show your
friends how much fun rhythm
is too. You know there's a
Dual Play mode, don't you?
All right, let's say it was
your destiny to battle an
evil wrestler army, and
only you could do it.
Every good wrestler has to step
up to his destiny of fighting an
army of wrestling villains to
prevent the global
domination of evil. It's up
to you to fulfil your destiny
too!
You might be sad that you
had such a rough destiny
ahead of you.
But what if, by battling the
evil wrestler army, you could
make a lot of people smile?
Then you might think, "That's
a pretty good destiny."
Well, your destiny might not be
as important as an amazing
wrestler's, but just imagine the
joy of having a destiny that
involves putting smiles on your
friends' faces!
That's all we wanted to say.
Hopefully we'll see you out
there again sometime. Enjoy
your evening.
I hope we will meet in the Ring
some day.

Signed,

The Wrestler's Rhythm League
Fan Club Rep.
--This message brought to
you by the mysterious
Rhythm League.

Trivia

Development History

Main article: Reading Material/Development

In Other Languages

Language Name Meaning
Flag of Japan.svg Japanese よみもの
読みモノコーナー[2]
Reading Material
Reading Corner
Flag of the United States.svg EnglishNOA Reading Material
Reading Corner[1]
Flag of the United Kingdom (3-5).svg EnglishNOE Something to Read
Reading Corner[3]
Flag of France (1794–1815, 1830–1974, 2020–present).svg French Coin lecture
La salle de lecture[4]
Reading corner
The reading room
Flag of Spain.svg Spanish Lecturas
La sección de Lecturas[5]
Readings
The reading section
Flag of Germany.svg German Schmökern
Lektürekollektion[6]
Browsing
Reading Collection
Flag of Italy.svg Italian Angolo della lettura
Gli spazi dedicati alla lettura[7]
Reading corner
The space dedicated to reading
Flag of South Korea.svg Korean 읽을거리
읽을거리 코너[8]
Reading
Reading Corner

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 "You'll also be happy to hear I've opened up all of the books and songs in the reading and music corners." ~ Barista, Rhythm Heaven Fever
  2. "そうそう、お祝いに、音楽コーナーと読みモノコーナーを充実させておきました。" (Oh yeah, to celebrate, we have enriched the music corner and the reading corner.) ~ Barista, Minna no Rhythm Tengoku
  3. "Well, you'll also be happy to hear that I've opened up all of the books and songs in the reading and music corners." ~ Barista, Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise (English)
  4. "Pour fêter ça, j'ai rempli la salle de lecture et celle de musique avec de quoi vous occuper." (To celebrate, I filled the reading room and the music room with something to keep you busy.) ~ Barista, Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise (French)
  5. "Para celebrarlo, la sección de Música y la sección de Lecturas están hasta arriba de cosas para entretenerte." (To celebrate, the Music section and the Reading section are packed with things to keep you entertained.) ~ Barista, Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise (Spanish)
  6. "Ach ja, und zur Feier des Tages habe ich auch meine Lektüre- und Musikkollektion komplett aufgefüllt." (Oh, and to celebrate, I've also completely filled the reading and music collections.) ~ Barista, Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise (German)
  7. "Per celebrare la tua vittoria ho finito di allestire gli spazi dedicati alla musica e alla lettura, dove troverai tutti i brani e i pezzi musicali disponibili." (To celebrate your victory, I have finished setting up the spaces dedicated to music and reading, where you will find all the songs and musical pieces available.) ~ Barista, Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise (Italian)
  8. "그래요, 올클리어를 축하하는 뜻에서 음악 코너와 읽을거리 코너에 이것저것 준비해 두었습니다." (Yes, to congratulate All Clear, we have prepared things in the music section and reading section.) ~ Barista, Rhythm World Wii
Rhythm Heaven Fever
Medal Corner
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Rhythm Games
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Game Wii 3-1.pngBuilt to ScaleAir RallyFigure FighterRemix 3
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Game Wii 7-1.pngGame Wii 7-2.pngGame Wii 7-3.pngKarate ManRemix 7
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Rhythm Toys
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Extra Games
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