Reading Material (Rhythm Heaven Fever)

The Reading Material (よみもの^?, Yomi Mono), also known as Something to Read in Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, is a section accessed through the Café in Rhythm Heaven Fever which has several letters, obtainable by achieving a Perfect on certain Rhythm Games. This feature is the successor to the Rhythm Shiryo Shitsu in Rhythm Tengoku and the Reading Material in Rhythm Heaven, and is succeeded by the Rhythm Items in Rhythm Heaven Megamix.

In Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, almost all of the text has been rewritten, and most letters were renamed.

Read Something

Welcome!

Available from the start of the game.

Welcome!	Greetings
Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever!	Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise!
We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you.	We created a range of fun rhythm games just for you!
Everyone has rhythm--even those who don't think they do!	Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it.
We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm.	We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games.
So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer.	So have fun and enjoy all that the beat has to offer.

Golf Lessons

Obtained as the Gift on Hole in One.

Golf Lessons	How to Get a Hole in One
I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving.	No matter how long I practised, I struggled to improve my golf score and couldn't even dream of getting a hole in one.
A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt.	I heard about a pair of professionals through a friend who could guarantee results fast.
I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.	I went to the place I had arranged to meet my new caddies to find a curious duo.
Monkey: "Hi! You can call me Monkey. I'm going to show you some tricks to improve your score."	"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here to teach you how to improve your score."
Mandrill: "Hellooo! I'm a mandrill! I help Monkey out sometimes."	"And Mandrill show you how to get strong!"
I thought about asking for their qualifications, but before I knew it, I was showing them my swing.	It was unusual to say the least but I showed them a couple of my practice swings.
Monkey: "Great form! You just need to work on your timing."	"Nice form! You just need to work on your timing," said the monkey.
Mandrill: "And REAL golfers can hit a ball no matter what. Even if it's moving. Fast."	"Golfer think only hitting stopped ball is good training?" asked the large mandrill, "Mandrill teach better technique!"
Monkey: "See that whale that kinda looks like an island out there? When I give you the cue, swing toward that."	"Focus on that whale by the island over there," instructed the monkey, "follow my signal and concentrate on your timing."
Mandrill: "And remember that it's not about power. Listen for Monkey's cue, and time your swing on that."	"Power nothing without timing. Monkey say, golfer do!" the mandrill explained.
Monkey: "Oo kiii. ♪" Golf ball: *clunk*	I tried to take note of their informative if unconventional golfing instruction. "Ooky!" "Whoosh!" "Plop!"
Mandrill: "Not bad. But anyone can get one lucky shot. You're gonna have to practice, and practice hard!"	"Mandrill think that was lucky hit. Lucky golfer can not do every time. Less luck, more practice!"
And that was the day my REAL golf education began...	From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.

Industrial Espionage

Obtained as the Gift on Screwbot Factory 2.

Industrial Espionage	Screwbot Secrets
At a secret hideout in an undisclosed location under a heavy veil of mystery and darkness...	Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
Leader: "All right, tell me what you've discovered in your surveillance."	"OK, minion! Tell me what your spying revealed."
Spy: "Of course. The factory has begun production on a top-secret, extremely advanced new design.	"Yes, boss. The factory has a top secret robot development programme in operation.
I've confirmed at least two different models, the larger one approximately 200 feet tall and weighing about 60,000 tons.	The designs for two different robots are already being put into production.
The final phase of assembly is when they screw the head to the body. This is tricky, and if it's done wrong, the robot has to be scrapped.	The robots are 40 metres tall and weigh approximately 30,000 tonnes.
The workers on that part of the line are pretty tense, obviously, so they've been playing some soothing music to help with the work.	The production line terminates in a large arm which screws down the robots' heads fast and tight.
When each robot is completed, it says a code phrase and the heart symbol on its chest glows with appreciation."	This operation is extremely precise and the robots become inoperable if it is not completed correctly. The operators require nerves of steel in order to prevent a massive robot scrap pile.
Leader: "I see... So the music is how they've kept production so high. We'll need to stop that somehow if we're going to beat them.	I noticed that the factory constantly plays the same Arabian-style music. Operating the machines in time to the music appears to make the job easier than it seems at first glance.
All right. Go continue your surveillance. Alert me to any changes."	Upon completion, the robots signal that they are operational using code words and a heart-shaped glow comes from their chests.
Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots, right? ...Right?"	The sight of the successfully completed robots seems to encourage the machine operators to maintain their work quality."
	"I see... So, the key to their success is in the music. We must understand it if we are to have any chance of beating them.
	We must analyse the data further and develop a counter plan against that factory.
	You must go back to the factory and find out the secret to that rhythm."
	"As you wish, boss."

Partners

Obtained as the Gift on See-Saw.

Partners	See-Saw Inspectors
See: "Hey, Saw." Saw: "What's up, See?"	"So, Mr Saw..." "What's up, Mr See?"
See: "How many years have we been working together?"	"How long have we been partners?"
Saw: "Let's see... It was two years before I got married, so that's...10 years."	"Well, let's see... We met two years before you got married, so it must be 10 years."
See: "That long already! Time really does fly."	"Can it really be that long?! Time flies when you're having fun."
Saw: "Just think: 10 years of 'een-oon, ba-bom.'"	"Yeah, and to think we've been saying the same things every day for 10 years..."
See: "Woooow... I'm amazed that I'm still not sick of it."	"Every day for 10 years... Will we ever get bored?" "Dunno. I'm sorry for all the times you ended up on your behind."
Saw: "Seems like I've been falling on my rump more and more lately... Sorry about that, See."	"And I'm sorry for all the times you landed on your face!"
See: "Hey, I've been the one falling onto my head for those handstand jumps. I'm the one who should apologize, Saw."	"I think I caused you more falls than you caused me."
Saw: "No, no. I fall on my bum WAY more. I'm sorry."	"It's no problem, my head is less delicate than your behind."
See: "But my head smashes are way creepy, so I'M sorry."	"Really? Are you sure you didn't get whiplash?"
Saw: "So hey, how is your neck, anyway?"	"I'm fine. Are you sure it doesn't hurt when you sit down?"
See: "It's OK. How about you, Saw? Your bum's not sore or anything?"	"There hasn't been a see-saw that has beaten my bottom yet."
Saw: "Nah. Thanks, though."	"I'm glad I found a see-saw inspector as good as you."
See: "Say, the kids'll be showing up to play at the park pretty soon."	"Before we have an awkward silence, we've got to finish testing these see-saws before all the kids show up!"
Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."	"Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!"

My Feelings

Obtained as the Gift on Double Date.

My Feelings	My Feelings
I've always wanted to learn the guitar but never had the nerve to try.	I decided to take up the guitar and headed to the local music shop. That was when I first saw her.
When I did finally get up the courage, I found that SHE worked at the local music shop.	She was in the year above mine and already had a band which had won several competitions. I heard she'd even been approached by a famous music producer.
She told me I had nothing to be afraid of, that playing guitar was simple. Easy for her to say--everyone knows her band is big in Japan.	I hadn't saved enough pocket money to buy a guitar but I headed to the shop and she let me try one out.
I didn't have enough money to buy one that day, but she let me try out a guitar and showed me some chords.	I went to the shop a lot after that. She was so helpful and her knowledge about guitars blew me away.
I came back a lot over the next six months while I saved up my allowance.	Six months later I had bought that guitar, practised every day and even formed my own band.
Now I've bought my guitar, I've started a band, and I'm practicing a lot. I even wrote a song for her.	I just had to let her know my feelings for her with one of my own songs.
Only problem is I can't bring myself to play it for her. So instead, I'll invite her to our first live show.	But there was no way I could sing to her until I had learned to play better.
After school, we sat on a bench together while I tried to work up the courage to give her the ticket I got her.	And then it all seemed to fall into place. My band got its first gig and I hoped that she would come to watch us.
My throat was parched, and my mind was racing. For some reason, some weasels were looking at us...	I went to tell her after school and took her a ticket in my trembling hands.
And then a strange thing happened. A soccer ball came at us, and I reflexively gave it a good kick.	We sat down outside and chatted about school but I had trouble telling her about my gig.
It felt great! It calmed me down too. Even the weasels seemed happy. So I started kicking away my feelings.	Each time I tried to pluck up the courage to ask her to come a ball would fly out of nowhere and ruin the moment.
	If that wasn't enough, I had a pair of ferrets making a racket in front of me too!
	Strangely, the more balls I kicked away, the more confident I got. Maybe it was something about my kicking to the rhythm but the ferrets seemed to calm down too.
	I was sure this was the perfect moment to tell her how I feel...

First-Day Orientation

Obtained as the Gift on Board Meeting.

First-Day Orientation	An Upbeat Business Strategy
*cough* (Excuse me.) First of all, let me welcome and congratulate all of our... *ah-CHOO* new employees.	Achoo! Ahem... Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation!
Next, I need to tell you the most important thing you can know about working at our company:	Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice.
Wherever you are, whatever you do here, from the assembly line to Accounts Payable, remember to mind the flow.	No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat!
For proof, consider our executives seated there. They all came from humble origins but rose to the top because they embrace flow.	This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat.
If you want to climb the ladder here, you've got to develop your flow!	The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves.
All right, everyone. Stand up and repeat after me:	If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too!
One! Start the spin smoothly and flow to a halt. Two! At lunchtime, season freely with flowing pepper and salt.	So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing.
*Ahhh-CHOOOOO!* (Excuse me.)	"All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!"
	A...aaaah...chooooooooo!

Ad Copy

Obtained as the Gift on Monkey Watch.

Ad Copy	Current Trends
Do you hate looking at your watch, afraid of how late you are to your meeting, date, or appointment?	Are you always late? Do you struggle to know what time it is? Are your wrists drab and boring? Then you need a: MONKEY WATCH
Is the mere act of checking the time a source of stress and unhappiness in your life?	Have you been late for a date to find that the girl wouldn't wait for you to show up? Then you need a: MONKEY WATCH
If so, you need a Monkey Watch! It won't make you any less late for things, but there's no way to frown after looking at it!	Monkey Watch Disclaimer Looking at your new monkey watch for long periods of time can wear the monkeys out and may cause the watch to lose time.
Seriously! It's medically impossible! We asked some science guys about it!	Be sure to give them plenty of rest and the occasional banana and your monkey watch will give you years of reliable service.
So buy your Monkey Watch today, and smile the rest of your life!	Probably...
WARNING: Using Monkey Watch continuously may make the monkeys tired. Let them rest occasionally for more accurate timekeeping.

After Work

Obtained as the Gift on Working Dough.

After Work	After Work
On the work floor...	On the work floor...
Veteran: "I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough yet..."	"I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough already..."
Rookie: "Let's hope so. We spent so long transporting fuel orbs for it, I was just glad to see it take off."	"Let's hope so. We spent so long refuelling it, I was just glad to see it take off."
Veteran: "I gotta tell you, my heart skipped a few when you missed the fuel orb that Mr. Game & Watch was riding."	"But I thought we'd be in big trouble when Mr. Game & Watch got caught in that fuel orb!"
Rookie: "I'm really sorry about that. It makes me all emotional just thinking about it."	"I should have noticed. I get all emotional just thinking about it."
Veteran: "None of that. Crying will just make you all gooey. Try to stay dry until you get home from work."	"You know crying will make you all gooey. You should stay dry until after you finish work."
Rookie: "It's a good thing See and Saw were waiting below and ready to fling Mr. Game & Watch onto the ship!"	"I wouldn't have thought to ask Mr See and Mr Saw to spring to his rescue. If you hadn't, who knows what could have happened."
Veteran: "Yeah, I keep them ready in case emergencies like that come up."	"Those guys are a regular pair of heroes."
Rookie: "That was you? Wow, you are so on top of things! I hope to be half as good as you someday."	"I hope I grow up to be smart like you one day."
Veteran: "Just take it one day at a time, kid. Now turn off the lights. It's time to go home."	"Your day will come, but first turn off the lights, it's time to go home."
Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning..."	"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."

Assembly-Line Slogans

Obtained as the Gift on Built to Scale 2.

Assembly-Line Slogans	Quality Construction Catchwords
Slogan for April Production line, keep in time: Get into your work! Slogan for May Production line, keep in time: Watch your timing!	April's Motto Being in time on the production line will make you feel real fine!
	May's Motto If the production line is running fine, you won't have to do overtime!
Slogan for June Production line, keep in time: Remember your due dates! Slogan for July Production line, keep in time: Put a spike in efficiency!	June's Motto Our production line's made piece by piece so our profits will increase!
	July's Motto Understand the rhythm and you will see it put a spike in our efficiency!
Slogan for August Production line, keep in time: Keep at it like clockwork! Slogan for September Production line, keep in time: Maintain a positive attitude!	August's Motto Our rhythm masters have some quirks but keep it running like clockwork!
	September's Motto Our widgets might not be much to note but they keep our company afloat!
Slogan for October Production line, keep in time: Keep the company afloat! Slogan for November Production line, keep in time: Feed your efficiency!	October's Motto This production line's all we need except for our daily drink and feed!
	November's Motto We always work with a positive attitude to gain our customers' gratitude!
Slogan for December Production line, keep in time: Kick your bad habits! Slogan for January Production line, keep in time: No breaks.	December's Motto Do your best and you will find you'll have fun on this production line!
	January's Motto The production line's in high demand, when will my work ever end?
Slogan for February Production line, keep in time: Work faster. Slogan for March Production line, keep in time: Remember to take it easy.	February's Motto Just when you're starting to give up, the production line just speeds up!
	March's Motto The production line has a clear rhythm, just do your best and don't give in!

Baxter & Forthington

Obtained as the Gift on Air Rally.

Baxter & Forthington	Quick and Slow
High above the Rhythm Islands...	High above the Rhythm Islands, a blue and red plane could be seen flying in tight formation.
Forthington: "Hey, Baxter, you hear about the new doughnut shop? You can get a doughnut covered in marshmallows, candy, and tiny little doughnuts!"	"Hey, Quick! I heard a new doughnut shop opened up recently. It's supposed to be the cat's whiskers!"
Baxter: "Ugh. I'll pass. There's such a thing as restraint, you know." Forthington: "Come on, let's just check it out. Live a little!"	"Huff! I doubt that."
Baxter: "Forthington, I'm not going to repeat myself. If you want to go wallow in lard, you can go by yourself, glutton."	"You can't say that until you try it at least once for yourself. You might regret it!"
Forthington: "What did you call me?! Oh, that's it, Mr. Leafy Greens! Eat THIS." With a mighty THWACK, Forthington launches the birdie at Baxter's face.	"Slow! How many times? You're barking up the wrong tree! If you like it so much, just go by yourself, you fat greedy puss!"
Baxter: "Hrmph. Gotta do better than that, glaze breath." Baxter smacks the birdie right back at Forthington.	"How dare you! See how you like eating this!" Slow launched the shuttlecock at Quick's face with a 'whoosh'!
Forthington: "It looks like the old dog knows some tricks, but how will you cope if I change up the distance?"	"Pah!" Quick hit it back in a flash.
Forthington accelerates toward the horizon and then belts the birdie at Baxter. *THWACK!*	"It looks like the old dog knows some tricks, but how will you cope at a distance?" Slow accelerated towards the horizon and then belted the shuttlecock at Quick.
Baxter: "So soft and sweet. Just like those doughnuts you like." *THWACK!*	"Your racket paw is as weak as your willpower when it comes to doughnuts," Quick taunted as he hit the projectile back.
The rally continues for over twenty minutes.	Twenty minutes later the rally was still going on...
Forthington: "OK, for an old dog with no taste, you're actually pretty good at air badminton!"	"Meahaha! For an old dog with no taste, you are still a connoisseur when it comes to badminton shots!"
Baxter: "You're not so bad for a sour puss either."	"You're not so bad for a sour puss either!"
Baxter: "Whew! That was a workout! I could eat a salad bar!"	Another twenty minutes later...
Forthington: "Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't we go to the doughnut shop?" "I exercised so much I could eat a horse!" Baxter: "..."	"I've got an idea, why don't we head on over to that doughnut shop?"
	"..."
Forthington: "Come on, Baxter. Doughnut covered in tiny doughnuts. You know you want one."	"Come on, Quick! You'll love it!"
Baxter: "All right..."	"Well, alright then."
The two planes bank across each other's paths, making surprisingly doughnut-shaped vapor trails as they fly off for a well-deserved snack.	The two planes banked across each other's paths forming a perfect doughnut-shaped vapour trail in the sky as they headed off for a well-deserved snack.

Parental Controls

Obtained as the Gift on Figure Fighter 2.

Parental Controls	Family Conversation
Son: "Mom! Buy this new Figure Fighter muscle doll for me! Pleeeease?!"	"Mum! Buy this new Figure Fighter for me! Pleeeease!"
Mother: "I'm not buying that for you! It's all cheap, and it'll be broken before you know it!"	"I'm not buying that for you! Something that cheap will easily get broken!"
Son: "OK... How about this Figure Fighter 2 muscle doll?"	"OK, Mum... How about this Figure Fighter 2 figure?"
Mother: "I'm not buying that for you! You'll just end up breaking something that expensive!"	"I'm not buying that for you! You will only end up breaking something that expensive!" "Sigh..."
Son: "*sigh*"

Wrestler's Weekly

Obtained as the Gift on Ringside.

Wrestler's Weekly	Wrestler's Weekly
Wrestling 20XX "Nobody beats the champ!" Location: Rhythm Arena	"Nobody beats the champ!" Location: Rhythm Arena
	No Holds Barred Challenge Match Victory The Wrestler defended his championship title in 15 minutes with his Z-Suplex special move.
Reporter: "Thanks for talking with us today, champ! How does it feel to defend your title?"	"Thank you for agreeing to an interview with us today and congratulations on making the first defence of your title!"
Wrestler X: "Eh."	"Eh..."
Reporter: "What was the turning point in the match, do you think?"	"In your own words, how did you manage to retain your belt?"
Wrestler X: "Eh."	"Eh..."
Reporter: "Um... I'm sure your next challenger will be a formidable opponent. What strategy will you use?"	"Erm... I'm sure your next challenger will be a formidable opponent. How do you feel about facing him?"
Wrestler X: "Eh."	"Eh..."
Reporter: "Ahem... Let's try a question from one of your fans. What's your sign?"	"Ahem... Let's try a question from one of your fans. What is your favourite letter?"
Wrestler X: "Eh."	"Eh..."
Reporter: "Whoa, you go, big guy!"	"That's amazing!"
Wrestler X: *strikes a pose*	"Uh huh!"
	"That's an amazing pose!"
Reporter: "Aaaaand that's all from us! Be sure to join us ringside for another exclusive interview!"	"That's all from us. Be sure to join us ringside for another world exclusive interview!"

Journal of Tiny Science

Obtained as the Gift on Micro-Row 2.

Journal of Tiny Science	Diary of Micro-Discoveries
Day 1: It's been five years since I announced my new method for bacterial research in "Microbe Today."	Entry 1: It has been five years since I first announced my new method for bacterial research.
My students and I have been working day and night to catalog our newest data.	The students and I have worked tirelessly day and night to find new bacteria.
Then today I received a vial from the mysterious Rhythm League, and its contents astounded me!	Today, I discovered a group of bacteria with a puzzling organised movement. They swam right past my microscope's field of view and I knew instantly that I had found something completely new.
The microbes in the vial moved in sync with each other. And not just one or two, but countless microbes all moving in time!	The bacteria moved with great coordination. There were not just one or two, but countless bacteria all moving in time. I am sure they represent an important discovery so we must study them further.
I am sure they represent an important discovery. We must keep studying them.	Entry 2: The bacteria appear to have lost their initial vigour. They are moving sluggishly and bumping into each other which appears to make them unhappy.
Day X: The microbes appear to have lost their initial vigor. They move sluggishly, unhappily bumping into each other.	If they continue like this, I will have to abandon my research. What on earth could be wrong with them?
If they continue like this, I will have to abandon my research. What could be wrong with them?	Entry 3: The bacteria still appear to lack their initial vitality. The team and I are exhausted from failing to improve their condition.
Day Y: The microbes still seem sad and listless. The team and I are exhausted, and nothing we have tried has improved their condition.	We must do something! Perhaps some music would help liven our mood. I'm sure one of the students left a CD somewhere...
We must do something--if not for them, then for our own morale. Some music might lift our spirits...	As soon as I put the CD on, the bacteria lost their drab appearance. They began to move in time and glowed colourfully again!
Day Z: Astonishing! As soon as I put the music on, the microbes brightened, moving in time and colorful again!	I'm not sure how, but they feed on the music (I may call the process "Rhythmesis"). However, the music's effect is undeniable.
I'm not sure how, but the microbes feed on the music in a process I shall call "rhythmesis." The music's effect is undeniable.	The bacteria have begun moving in a nimble jerking motion.
The microbes have resumed their tiny, dancing march. Where could they be headed? We still have so much to learn about them...	I wonder where they could be headed? I must study them further to understand more about this truly mysterious organism.
We have already gained from our research, though. I find myself walking with a spring in my step now!	We still have a lot to learn from them. We should all learn to live with a spring in our step too!

Picky Eaters' Song

Obtained as the Gift on Samurai Slice 2.

Picky Eaters' Song	The Picky Eaters Song
I am called the Wandering Samurai, due to my devotion to the samurai code of Bushido and my generally poor sense of direction.	The lone samurai continued his endless journey onwards.
～As the sun dips below the horizon, the Wandering Samurai rests his weary body on the grounds of an old temple.～	Eventually the samurai came across a temple and decided to take shelter from the heat of the morning sun.
"I'm so very tired from all the wandering I did today..." ～Before he is even aware of it, the samurai is asleep and dreaming...～	His eyelids began to feel heavy and it did not take long before he fell fast asleep under a large tree.
♪ One onion. Can't eat it! 　 Two tubers. Mmm! Love it! 　 Three three-bean salads. 　 Can't eat it! ♪	As he lay snoring in the shade, a counting song from his childhood came back to him...
♪ Four fortune cookies. 　 Mmm! Love it! 　 Five flying fish. 　 People eat those? ♪	One - I like buns Two - I don't like stew Three - I like peas Four - I don't like rice balls Five - I like chives
♪ Six sticks of butter. 　 Mmm! Love it! 　 Seven celery sticks. 　 Can't eat it! ♪	Six - I don't like figs Seven - I like cinnamon Eight - I don't like skate Nine - I like brine Ten - I don't like ramen...
♪ Eight egg rolls. 　 Mmm! Love it! 　 Nine nice noodle dishes. 　 Can't eat it! ♪	"An honourable samurai never lets food go to waste," his mother scolded. "Yes, mother," the young samurai dutifully replied...
♪ And ten tennis balls. 　 Not food. ♪	The lone samurai awoke from his dream to find the sun had risen high in the sky.
"Son, if you are so picky about food, you'll never grow up to be a proper samurai!" "Yes, Mother!"	He soon noticed two young kids approaching with a toy windmill and a rice ball.
When I wake, the sun is high in the sky. Standing nearby are two children. The boy holds a pinwheel, the girl a rice ball.	"Our mummy told us to give you this."
"Mama said this was for you." My stomach growls as my eye meets the rice ball. "I am indebted to you." I gratefully accept the rice ball.	The samurai's stomach let out a loud growl at the sight of the expertly-made rice ball.
It is delicious. Just like Mother used to make.	"Thank you," the samurai said as he took the rice ball. He bit into it and was filled with more memories of his mother's cooking.
	He wondered how he would be able to repay their kindness to him. To be continued...

Angling Profiles

Obtained as the Gift on Catch of the Day.

Angling Profiles	Fishing Monthly
Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr presents: Fishing Tips with Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr	Expert's Corner This month's Expert's Corner features tips from Ann Glerr.
Ann Glerr here with some fishing tips! Let's start with the small fry:	Hi, everyone! I'd like to take the opportunity to introduce three fish species to you today
The Quicknibble is an adorable little orange fish with no sense of self- preservation whatsoever.	First, let's start with the cute Gulper. You have to watch out for this small orange fish because they don't wait around after nibbling your bait.
It'll usually taste your bait twice then just bite into it, at which point you can simply yank it out of the water.	The Little Waiter may have a vacant stare but don't let that fool you. The key to hooking one is waiting briefly for it to bite.
The Pausegill, on the other hand, is a cautious fish. It generally invests in mutual funds and treasury bills.	Finally, the king of fish is the Big Teaser.
Also, it waits a beat after tasting the bait before biting. I don't know why it bothers-- it's not like it ever checks the bait and goes "Nah."	They use their long tongues to tease their prey. When you see the float move, try counting to three before striking.
Finally, there's the creepy Threefish. This intimidating guy likes to check the bait very thoroughly with his tongue.	However, if they get away you'll find their deep laugh sounds quite suave and sophisticated!
After the check, he likes to give the worm a count of three to let the fear set in...then he strikes!	One final tip, fishing is all about rhythm. So try to stick to the beat whenever you see a fish bite!
I hope these tips will help you land the big one next time you're out! Ann Glerr signing off!	Good luck fishing, everybody! Ann Glerr

Expedition Journal

Obtained as the Gift on Flipper-Flop.

Expedition Journal	Expedition Journal
April 16 Today, our expedition team is set to arrive at our destination. It's strange, though...	16th April The expedition team should make it to our goal today...
No matter how many steps forward we take, we seem to be right back where we started. Am I just imagining things?	However, no matter how much progress we make, it feels as if we are going round in circles. We are already behind schedule by several hours.
	If we fall even further behind, we might not even make it at all... The Captain is as icy-faced as ever. If he's worried, he's not showing it in the slightest.
April 20 We ran into a major storm that made it difficult to move and impossible to see.	20th April The team has been hampered by a violent snowstorm that could freeze an exposed snout in seconds.
I thought our one-flipper-roll strategy probably wasn't going to cut it, so I went to the captain, hoping he'd reconsider our tactics.	We had difficulty practising our single flipper rolls, so I asked the Captain if we could change our training strategy.
He just said, "Good joooob!" After a moment, he added, "Nice!" ...I guess I just have to trust the captain...	The Captain just replied in his usual loud voice, "Mmm! Aah!" so I hope we can trust him.
April 21 The one-flipper-roll strategy was a failure.	21st April Our flipper rolls were a complete failure. We didn't make any headway at all. We are starting to lose our strength and motivation.
	Even so, we finally managed to do ten flipper rolls together!
I thought it was time to deploy our ultimate weapon. I went to the captain and said, "It's time to try the ten-flipper-roll strategy!"	The Captain gave us his strongest "Yes! Good job!" I'm sure he won't let us down.
April 22 The ten-flipper-roll strategy left the entire expedition team dizzy and disoriented.	22nd April Today it was so bright, it felt as if even the sun was mocking our flipper progress.
	We practised so many ten flipper rolls that I couldn't even see straight any more.
"Captain! What should we do?!" My voice echoed across the frigid tundra. And then I heard his strong, reassuring voice:	Captain! How much more of this training do we have to suffer? ...do we have to suffer? ...do we have to suffer?
	Perhaps I shouldn't have shouted so loud as the echoes rang out over the polar waste.
"That's it!" Ca-Captain...really? I...I believe in our captain.	But then, the Captain said, "Well done!" I hope he means it this time...

Birds of the Universe

Obtained as the Gift on Flock Step.

Birds of the Universe	Birds of the Universe
Did everyone have a refreshing break? Wonderful! Let's continue our tour of the planet of the Huebirds...	Welcome to another edition of Birds of the Universe. Today, we've got quite a selection to show to you.
Ah, here we see a typical morning commute for these colorful creatures. Note that, even in a dense crowd, they move in perfect harmony.	The prettiest of all space birds has to be the Huebird. Let's see how they start their day.
Er...mostly. Excuse me! Please don't push! Someone could get hurt! Excuse me!	Rush hour starts early on their colourful planet. But even in large groups, they move in harmony...most of the time.
	"It's looking pretty crowded already. Hey, everybody! Stop pushing, it's dangerous!" "Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!" It doesn't seem as if they are paying any attention.
"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!" What was that? Does anyone in the group by any chance speak Huebird?	"Don't you birds have any manners? Stop pushing!" "Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!" Can anybody speak Huebirdish?
Now, please! Please, let's try to keep things orderly! "Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!" I don't understand! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!	"Hey! Someone could get hurt! Please line up patiently!" "Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!" I'm sure they're not paying attention on purpose now.
	"Hey, you! The pretty bird, yes...you, line up properly!" "Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!" That's more like it.
Ahem. Let's continue our tour, shall we? As I was saying, the Huebirds are lovely creatures with their own ideas about order.	These birds have behaved the same way for generations. They are sometimes a little selfish but they all walk to the same beat.
Next, we'll be examining an altogether different species, the Eloquent Tapir, who I'm sure you all will enjoy conversing with.	Next time we will look at Blue Birds. Enjoy your bird watching!

Rhythm Rockets

Obtained as the Gift on Launch Party.

Rhythm Rockets	Mini Rocket Development
Hello, and thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! These are sure to make your next outer-space voyage fun and memorable!	Hello! Thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets!
We have four models this year, and I'll be happy to explain the differences.	We currently have four rocket models in production. Let me explain to you the differences between them.
Family Model This cheerful red-and-white rocket is well balanced and suited to all sorts of uses.	The basic red and white "Trusty" model was developed to be easy to launch and is the most reliable of our designs.
Party Cracker Model This one starts the party with a fun sound. Plus, there's no confetti to clean up!	The "Cracker" model makes quite a bang at launch and is made to impress. If you ever make your own home launch party, this is the one for you. It has real oomph and is good for the environment too.
Bell Model This lovely rocket launches with a clear chime. Ideal for weddings and other celebrations!	The "Belle" model goes off with a crystal clear chime that is exceptionally moving. This one is popular at weddings and it's bound to bring smiles to all who hear it blast off!
Bowling Model For the frustrated bowler in all of us, this exuberant rocket delivers the satisfying sound of a perfect strike!	Our "Striker" model has a stirring sound and is a real knockout! If you've never played a perfect game of bowling, launch one of these and you'll know how it feels!
Whichever Rhythm Rocket you choose, you're certain to have an exciting and fun outer-space expedition!	I think you'll find we have a mini-rocket for every occasion and one that can compliment your lives.
	So, please order one now before they sell out!

Concert Listings

Obtained as the Gift on Love Rap 2.

Concert Listings	Hip Hop Press
Promoting their eagerly anticipated new single "Love Rap," the Love Posse (featuring MC Adore) is coming to a town near you!	In anticipation of The Love Posse feat. MC Adore's new single "Love Rap", the band will be performing an exclusive live set for a limited number of fans.
Opening for the Posse will be those twin quasars of hip-hop, the RAPMEN.	Of course, you can expect everyone's favourite rapping duo "The Love Posse" to be providing the backing too!
Check online for dates and venues. Advance tickets are $60, and each comes with an MC Adore sticker.	Date: To be confirmed Location: A venue near you Tickets are on sale now so don't miss out!
Tickets at the door are also $60 but do NOT come with a sticker. Plan ahead! Don't miss it!

At the Auditions

Obtained as the Gift on Tap Troupe.

At the Auditions	At the Auditions
"I want to be a star!" That was what I thought every minute of every day after I moved to this town.	I had always wanted to become famous and came to this town to try to achieve my dreams!
Then I saw the most important flyer on the most important café bulletin board of my life.	When I saw an audition poster in a cafe, I knew the chance had finally arrived.
The flyer read, "Tap star wanted!"	The poster said "Tap Star auditions!"
	I thought I would have to be the luckiest boy in the world to win the audition and become world famous so easily, but I knew I had to try.
I knew this was my big chance. On the day of the audition, there were three other young guys waiting with me in the studio.	I sat waiting nervously with three other young lads waiting for their chance to shine.
There were four gray boxes lined up neatly in a row on a desk in front of us. We had no idea what they were for.	I noticed a grey box placed on a desk in front of me and wondered what it was for.
A bearded man wearing a yellow box on his head burst into the room with a hearty "Welcome! Welcome!"	A man carrying a yellow box entered the room and began speaking enthusiastically.
"You guys look great! Long legs, symmetrical heads-- you have all the right stuff to become tap stars!"	"Welcome! Welcome! Hey, you lads look great! You've got the right look and legs long enough to be the next tap stars!
"OK, now. Would you all please put these boxes on your heads?"	Let's get started! Would you mind putting the boxes on?
I had a decision to make. Would I put this box on my head and risk looking silly for a chance at stardom?	This box might look plain but it will make you a star!" I felt a bit uncertain but put the box over my head.
Of course I would. "YES. Bravo. BRAVO! You made it. You all made the cut!"	"Hey! That's it! You all look great! Right, you all passed the audition!"
And that's how I began my climb to tap stardom...	From that moment, my career as a tap star really began and I have never looked back.

Pep-Squad Rules

Obtained as the Gift on Cheer Readers 2.

Pep-Squad Rules	Club Rules
○ Energy is key!	Rule 1: Always remember your manners! Rule 2: Keep the room tidy.
○ Everybody pitches in to clean the practice room.
○ Practice your finger work! Don't get the wrong page.	Rule 3: Practise turning pages over carefully so you don't make any mistakes. Rule 4: Perform in a loud voice so that the whole team keeps their page turning in time.
○ When everyone's pages are synchronized, we all win. When it happens, give a cheer for your squadmates.
○ To prevent your books getting mixed up, write your name on the back cover.	Rule 5: Don't take anybody else's book! Write your name on the back cover. Rule 6: Always report to the leader if you think you cannot make practice the following day.
○ If you will miss practice for any reason, clear it with the captain at least a day in advance.
○ If you read a good book, post it on the team's blog and share it with everyone!	Rule 7: Please report any good books on the club blog. Rule 8: Always repeat cheers with lots and lots of energy!
○ The "BOOM" part of "Rah-rah sis boom ba-BOOM" is key. Say it with pep, and let 'em know you mean it!

A Musical Term

Obtained as the Gift on Karate Man 2.

A Musical Term	A Musical Term
"I dunno. It's like everyone just decides what it means and passes their judgment and expects me to behave in a certain way.	"I dunno. It's like everyone just decides what it means and passes their judgment and expects me to behave in a certain way.
I mean, first of all, it's my name, like my actual, this- is-what-my-birth-certificate- says NAME. It doesn't reflect me as a person.	I mean, first of all, it's my name, like my actual, this- is-what-my-birth-certificate- says NAME. It doesn't reflect me as a person.
And hey, words can mean more than one thing, you know? Just because the first thing YOU think of is some happy-go-lucky sap doesn't mean...	And hey, words can mean more than one thing, you know? Just because the first thing YOU think of is some happy-go-lucky sap doesn't mean...
Ugh. I know, I come in here every week and spend the whole session griping about this. You're probably tired of hearing about it by now.	Ugh. I know, I come in here every week and spend the whole session griping about this. You're probably tired of hearing about it by now.
Do you ever have problems like this? Do people just look at you and assume that you're into, I dunno, copying what people do?"	Do you ever have problems like this? Do people just look at you and assume that you're into, I dunno, copying what people do?"
Oookii oook-ook!	Oooky oook-ook!
"Right, right. My therapy is about me and my problems, not you. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll see you next Tuesday for another session of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'"	"Right, right. My therapy is about me and my problems, not you. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll see you next Tuesday for another session of 'Mr Upbeat's complaints.'

Investigation Notes

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 2.

Investigation Notes	Police Memo
xx/xx/20xx "It's July through November" was the tip from the mystery man working at the Built to Scale factory.	Police Report: We received a tip off from an unidentified man who is apparently working at the widget factory.
	It said "from July to November".
The "Assembly-Line Slogans" document he wrote looks suspicious. We'll definitely want to investigate that.	There's definitely something suspicious about those "Quality Construction Catchwords". We should investigate further.

Song Lyrics 1

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 3.

Song Lyrics 1	Song Lyrics 1
Tonight Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki (Remix 3 Theme)	Tonight Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki (Remix 3 Theme song)
Shiv'ring cold on a big city night, Well, that's how you found me, way back then.	Shiv'ring cold on a big city night, Well, that's how you found me, way back then.
And in the startled blink of an eye, I knew my life was forever changed.	And in the startled blink of an eye, I knew my life was forever changed.
Walking on a high wire, And if that's how life's gonna be,	I'm walking high on a high wire, And if that's how life's gonna be,
Then I should have all the fun that I can, Yeah, that's a lot more like me.	Then I should have all the fun that I can, Yeah, that's a lot more like me.
Tonight's the night, Right here, right now, I swear.	Tonight's the night, Right here, right now, I swear.
I'll walk into the future without a care, yeah, Tonight when all my tears have come and gone,	I'll walk into the future without a care, yeah, Tonight when all my tears have come and gone,
I'll say good-bye to all yesterday's sad songs, yeah, And there may come a time when I will hesitate, But waiting's part of life, now.	I'll say goodbye to all yesterday's sad songs, yeah, And there may come a time when I will hesitate, But waiting's part of life, now.
Tonight's the night, please hear me out to the end. Could you please be the one, my carefree friend, yeah.	Tonight's the night, please hear me out to the end. Could you please be the one, my carefree friend, yeah.
Tonight I need my dreams to all come true. Please tell me if that sounds like a plan to you, yeah.	Tonight I need my dreams to all come true. Please tell me if that sounds like a plan to you, yeah.
I know that it may sound too simple to be true, But hey, well, that's life too. But hey, well, that's life too.	I know that it may sound too simple to be true, But hey, well, that's life too. But hey, well, that's life too.

Song Lyrics 2

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 8.

Song Lyrics 2	Song Lyrics 2
I Love You, My One and Only Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Naoki Tanaka (Remix 8 Theme)	I Love You, My One and Only Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Naoki Tanaka (Remix 8 theme song)
What can I do, What can I do? The only one for me is you, What can I do, What can I do, What can I do?	What can I do, What can I do? The only one for me is you, What can I do, What can I do, What can I do?
Tell me, tell me, now why'd you have to Hurt me, hurt me, now why'd you take my Heart if you don't love me?	Tell me, tell me, now why'd you have to Hurt me, hurt me, now why'd you take my Heart if you don't love me?
Tell me, tell me, just how to say good-bye now, bye now, Just when I know I Never will forget you?	Tell me, tell me, just how to say goodbye now, bye now, Just when I know I Never will forget you?
What can I do to bring you back to me? Tell me what to do to win your love!	What can I do to bring you back to me? Tell me what to do to win your love!
Won't ever give you up, Won't ever let go. Even if it breaks me, I will always know	Won't ever give you up, Won't ever let go. Even if it breaks me, I will always know
You are my only one. There is no other. This sweet dream will never die Won't ever give you up Won't ever let go.	You are my only one. There is no other. This sweet dream will never die Won't ever give you up Won't ever let go.
Even when you hurt me, I still love you so. I'll let you take the lead. Follow where you go.	Even when you hurt me, I still love you so. I'll let you take the lead. Follow where you go.
Hear my plea, oh, won't you, baby I love you, my one and only	Hear my plea, oh, won't you, baby I love you, my one and only.
What can I do, What can I do? The only one for me is you, What can I do, What can I do, What can I do?	What can I do, What can I do? The only one for me is you, What can I do, What can I do, What can I do?

Song Lyrics 3

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 9.

Song Lyrics 3	Song Lyrics 3
Beautiful One Day Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo (Remix 9 Theme)	Beautiful One Day Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo (Remix 9 Theme Song)
They say it's still just nothing but a man's world. They say it's just too hard to find yourself.	They say it's still just nothing but a man's world. They say it's just too hard to find yourself.
(But then when) you dance you feel good, (And you know) you got 'em going,	(But then when) you dance you feel good, (And you know) you got 'em going,
(And you know) your moves are real good, (And you know) that you are beautiful.	(And you know) your moves are real good, (And you know) that you are beautiful.
I just want to shine, I want to be in love now. I just want to shine, I want to be in love now.	I just want to shine, I want to be in love now I just want to shine, I want to be in love now.
You know you can't just leave the past behind you, You know you can't just live a life of shining glamour.	You know you can't just leave the past behind you, You know you can't just live a life of shining glamour.
Ah, the music plays on and on, Ooh, as you walk around the town.	And the music plays on and on, Ooh, as you walk around the town.
And the teardrops just keep falling down, And the teardrops just keep falling down,	And the tears just keep falling down, And the tears just keep falling down,
And the teardrops just keep falling down because... I only wish I knew.	And the tears just keep falling down because... I only wish I knew.
Someday you'll find yourself and realize that you're beautiful.	Someday you'll find yourself and realise that you're beautiful.
(So that when) love takes you down again, (And it breaks) your heart in pieces, then just Let the teardrops fall like gentle rain.	(So that when) love takes you down again, (And it breaks) your heart in pieces, then just Let the teardrops fall like rain.
That's when you'll find yourself and realize that you're beautiful.	That's when you'll find yourself and realise that you're beautiful.
(And you might) just start to heal then, (And you might) find your heart whole again,	(And you might) just start to heal then, (And you might) find your heart whole again,
And you will find what you're looking for after all.	And you will find what you're looking for after all.

Song Lyrics 4

Obtained as the Gift on Karate Man.

Song Lyrics 4	Song Lyrics 4
Lonely Storm Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki (Karate Man Theme)	Lonely Storm Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki (Karate Man Theme Music)
Baby, I'm a broken man, I'm just a shattering storm. Baby, try to find my way as the lonely shadows swarm.	Baby, I'm a broken man, I'm just a shattering storm. Baby, try to find my way as the lonely shadows swarm.
Whoa, I'm just a man, Missing you, please understand. Without you, I'm dying.	Whoa, I'm just a man, Missing you, please understand. Without you, I'm dying.
No, no one will know how I bear my pain alone. In the end, I choose my solitude.	No, no one will know how I bear my pain alone. In the end, I choose my solitude.
No! I can't go back to my days of innocence. Can't go back, there is no return.	No! I can't go back to my days of innocence. Can't go back, there is no return.
Another cycle of seasons has passed us by and I can't help Wonder, I wonder, I wonder just where you are now.	Another cycle of seasons has passed us by and I can't help Wonder, I wonder, I wonder just where you are now.
I hear from everyone that you are different and that you are Yet more beautiful than before.	I hear from everyone that you are different and that you are Yet more beautiful than before.
Whoa... If you say that you are happier now and that's just the way you Feel about everything now,	Whoa... If you say that you are happier now and that's just the way you Feel about everything now,
Well then I guess it's just the way that it is...	Well then I guess it's just the way that it is...

Song Lyrics 5

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 7.

Song Lyrics 5	Song Lyrics 5
Dreams of Our Generation Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo (Night Walk Theme)	Dreams of Our Generation Song by Tsunku♂ Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo (Night Walk Theme Music)
You and I've been through a lot together. That's just the way the story goes.	You and I've been through a lot together. That's just the way the story goes.
Even though your heart breaks And you're down on your knees, Anyway, you'll laugh again someday.	Even though your heart breaks And you're down on your knees, Anyway, you'll laugh again someday.
And if you're down, You'll get up again. Dust off a bit, And go along your way.	And if you're down, You'll get up again. Dust off a bit, And go along your way.
But don't you know You might find, before too long, You're on your knees once again.	But don't you know You might find, before too long, You're on your knees once again.
Let's spread our wings, now, Do anything, now, Somehow we came this far.	Let's spread our wings, now, Do anything, now, Somehow we came this far.
I've got a choice now, I hear your voice now, Singing inside my heart.	I've got a choice now, I hear your voice now, Singing inside my heart.
Let's spread our wings, now, Into the sky now, Let's reach up to the sun.	Let's spread our wings, now, Into the sky now, Let's reach up to the sun.
Soon we will see we're Living the dreams of Our generation.	Soon we will see we're Living the dreams of Our generation.

Character Bios 1

Obtained with all Perfects.

Character Bios 1	Minor Credits 1
Pirate Captain Jackie It's unclear how little Jackie achieved her rank, but she certainly has taken to the role, huh?	Captain Asker She's a lively lady pirate with a penchant for transporting porky cargo. She's looking for someone who can keep up with her pirate adventures.
Lady Cupid She's still practicing for the day she gets a shot at the big leagues, shooting at real hearts inside people.	Lady Cupid If you're looking to find true love, let Cupid show you how. Don't delay fire some love arrows yourself today! Just call for a free consultation!
Frog and Frog Princess While her amphibious friend is very fond of her, most others think this princess is toad-ally spoiled.	Frog and Frog Princess Where could the spoilt little princess and her faithful steed, I mean, faithful boyfriend be headed? It's a complete mystery.

Character Bios 2

Obtained with all Perfects.

Character Bios 2	Minor Credits 2
Munchy Monk After mastering eating, he's now aiming to perfect the art of feeding someone else. ON A MOVING TRAIN!	Munchy Monk He mastered eating and now seeks perfection in the art of feeding someone else.
	Not even the motion of a speeding train can put him off.
Driver That guy in the driver's seat in the Toy Car... Man, he looks familiar! Anyone know where else we've seen him?	Driver The person sitting in the driver's seat of the toy car looks vaguely familiar...
	He must get around quite a lot. Where else has he been?
Girls' Basketball Team A new team is burning up the courts...or would be if it had more than two members. Get recruiting!	Girls' Basketball Club This newly formed team still only comprise the club leader and vice leader but they practise hard every day. New members wanted!

Character Bios 3

Obtained with all Perfects.

Character Bios 3	Minor Credits 3
Clap Trap Doll Height: 5.25" Weight: 8 oz. Special skill: Breaststroke Quote: "A good offense is the best defense."	Clapping Doll Height: 13.4cm Weight: 235g Skill: Butterfly swimming stroke Favourite phrase: Defence is the best form of attack.
Mr. Hi-Hat Job: Percussion instrument Defining trait: Round face Extra gravy: Nice eyebrows	Hi-Hat Type: Percussion instrument Feature: Round head Charm Points: His dignified eyebrows and cute tongue.
Rhythm Fighters Genre: Combative robots Material: Soft vinyl Personality: Proud, but low threshold of pain.	Rhythm Fighter Type: Fighting rhythm robot Material: Soft plastic Character: Extremely proud. Has a glass jaw. Can't stand pain.

Final Words

Obtained as the Gift on Remix 10.

Final Words	Final Words
Hey, you there! Yes, you! In front of the TV! Congratulations on getting a Perfect on Remix 10! Nicely done!	Congratulations! You got a Perfect on Remix 10! Well done!
Oh, and thanks so much for just playing this far into the game! It's always gratifying when someone goes to the trouble, you know?	Thank you for playing! We hoped you would make it this far.
We've been watching you doing your best, playing real hard. It's inspiring.
Did you have fun? Was it hard to get here? Maybe you have friends who say it was easy.	How was it for you? Did you find it difficult? You probably know somebody who found it really easy, don't you?
Hmph. Whatever.	But don't worry!
But let's talk about you some more! You probably found your sense of rhythm improving, huh? ...Right?	No matter how you found it, your sense of rhythm has probably improved no end. Did you notice a difference?
If you haven't already done so, you should totally have your friends try out this game. You know there's a two-player mode, right?	Now that you are a rhythm master, you should show your friends how much fun rhythm is too. You know there's a Dual Play mode, don't you?
All right, let's say it was your destiny to battle an evil wrestler army, and only you could do it.	Every good wrestler has to step up to his destiny of fighting an army of wrestling villains to prevent the global domination of evil. It's up to you to fulfil your destiny too!
You might be sad that you had such a rough destiny ahead of you.
But what if, by battling the evil wrestler army, you could make a lot of people smile? Then you might think, "That's a pretty good destiny."	Well, your destiny might not be as important as an amazing wrestler's, but just imagine the joy of having a destiny that involves putting smiles on your friends' faces!
That's all we wanted to say. Hopefully we'll see you out there again sometime. Enjoy your evening.	I hope we will meet in the Ring some day. Signed, The Wrestler's Rhythm League Fan Club Rep.
--This message brought to you by the mysterious Rhythm League.

Trivia

• This feature technically went unnamed in Rhythm Heaven, until it's return in Rhythm Heaven Fever, where it also had unique music, which was titled "Reading Material", or "Something to Read" in Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise.
• There are two blocks of text stored in the same file as the Reading Material which isn't accessible in the Café. The first is named 森のでんせつ (Mori no Densetsu^?, The Legend of the Forest), and contains the text used in the Two-Player Endless Game Bossa Nova, and is stored between "Rhythm Rockets" and "Concert Listings".
• The second is named ボスのちょうさメモ (Bosu no Chō-sa Memo^?, Boss's Notes), and contains untranslated text in Rhythm Heaven Fever. It was translated in Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, however. The text itself appears to be intended as instructions for Police Call, and is stored between "A Musical Term" and "Investigation Notes".

ボスのちょうさメモ	English
げんばにのこされた しょうこから、デカたちに あやしいばしょを そうさしてもらっている。	The detectives are busy tracking down pieces of evidence that might show up in unusual places.
デカからのれんらくにちゅういして そうさもうをひろげよう	Take note of what the detectives find as it may help further the investigation.

• In French, Spanish and Korean, these names are properly translated, while UK English, German and Italian replace the names with dummy text showing which language the file is meant for (written in English).