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<blockquote>16th April | |||
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16th April | |||
The expedition team should make it to our goal today... However, no matter how much progress we make, it feels as if we are going round in circles. | The expedition team should make it to our goal today... However, no matter how much progress we make, it feels as if we are going round in circles. | ||
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The Captain is as icy-faced as ever. If he's worried, he's not showing it in the slightest. | The Captain is as icy-faced as ever. If he's worried, he's not showing it in the slightest. | ||
20th April | 20th April | ||
The team has been hampered by a violent snowstorm that could freeze an exposed snout in seconds. We had difficulty practising our single flipper rolls, so I asked the Captain if we could change our training strategy. The Captain just replied in his usual loud voice, "Mmm! Aah!" so I hope we can trust him. | The team has been hampered by a violent snowstorm that could freeze an exposed snout in seconds. We had difficulty practising our single flipper rolls, so I asked the Captain if we could change our training strategy. The Captain just replied in his usual loud voice, "Mmm! Aah!" so I hope we can trust him. | ||
21st April | 21st April | ||
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I'm sure he won't let us down. | I'm sure he won't let us down. | ||
22nd April | 22nd April | ||
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But then the Captain said, "Well done!" | But then the Captain said, "Well done!" | ||
I hope he means it this time... | I hope he means it this time...</blockquote> | ||
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==Birds of the Universe== | ==Birds of the Universe== | ||
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What was that? Does anyone in the group by any chance speak Huebird? | What was that? Does anyone in the group by any chance speak Huebird? | ||
Now, please! Please, let's try to keep things orderly! | Now, please! Please, let's try to keep things orderly! | ||
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I don't understand! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! | I don't understand! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! | ||
Ahem. let's continue our tour, shall we? As I was saying, the Huebirds are lovely creatures with their own ideas about order. | Ahem. let's continue our tour, shall we? As I was saying, the Huebirds are lovely creatures with their own ideas about order. | ||
Next, we'll be examining an altogether different species, the Eloquent Tapir, who I'm sure you all will enjoy conversing with. | Next, we'll be examining an altogether different species, the Eloquent Tapir, who I'm sure you all will enjoy conversing with.</blockquote> | ||
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[UK] Welcome to another edition of Birds of the Universe. Today, we've got quite a selection to show you. | [UK] Welcome to another edition of Birds of the Universe. Today, we've got quite a selection to show you. | ||
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The prettiest of all space birds has to be the Huebird. Let's see how they start their day. Rush hour starts early on the colourful planet. But even in large groups, they move in harmony...most of the time. | The prettiest of all space birds has to be the Huebird. Let's see how they start their day. Rush hour starts early on the colourful planet. But even in large groups, they move in harmony...most of the time. | ||
"It's looking pretty crowded already. Hey, everybody! Stop pushing, it's dangerous!" | "It's looking pretty crowded already. Hey, everybody! Stop pushing, it's dangerous!" | ||
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Next time we will look at Blue Birds. | Next time we will look at Blue Birds. | ||
Enjoy your bird watching! | Enjoy your bird watching!</blockquote> | ||
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==Rhythm Rockets== | ==Rhythm Rockets== | ||
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<blockquote>Hello, and thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! These are sure to make your next outer-space voyage fun and memorable! We have four models this year, and I'll be happy to explain the differences. | <blockquote>Hello, and thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! These are sure to make your next outer-space voyage fun and memorable! We have four models this year, and I'll be happy to explain the differences. | ||
Family Model | Family Model | ||
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For the frustrated bowler in all of us, this exuberant rocket delivers a satisfying sound of a perfect strike! | For the frustrated bowler in all of us, this exuberant rocket delivers a satisfying sound of a perfect strike! | ||
Whichever Rhythm Rocket you choose, you're certain to have an exciting and fun outer-space expedition! | Whichever Rhythm Rocket you choose, you're certain to have an exciting and fun outer-space expedition!</blockquote> | ||
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[UK, article is named 'Mini Rocket Development'] | [UK, article is named 'Mini Rocket Development'] | ||
<blockquote>Hello! Thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! We currently have four rocket models in production. Let me explain to you the differences between them. | <blockquote>Hello! Thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! We currently have four rocket models in production. Let me explain to you the differences between them. | ||
The basic red and white "Trusty" model was developed to be easy to launch and is the most reliable of our designs. | The basic red and white "Trusty" model was developed to be easy to launch and is the most reliable of our designs. | ||
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Our "Striker" model has a striking sound and is a real knockout! If you've never played a perfect game of bowling, launch one of these and you'll know how it feels! | Our "Striker" model has a striking sound and is a real knockout! If you've never played a perfect game of bowling, launch one of these and you'll know how it feels! | ||
I think you'll find we have a mini-rocket for every occasion and one that can compliment your lives. So, please order one now before they sell out! | I think you'll find we have a mini-rocket for every occasion and one that can compliment your lives. So, please order one now before they sell out!</blockquote> | ||
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==Concert Listings== | ==Concert Listings== | ||
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[UK, article is named 'Hip Hop Press'] | [UK, article is named 'Hip Hop Press'] | ||
<blockquote>In anticipation of The Love Posse feat. MC Adore's new single "Love Rap", the band will be performing an exclusive live set for a limited number of fans.</blockquote> | <blockquote>In anticipation of The Love Posse feat. MC Adore's new single "Love Rap", the band will be performing an exclusive live set for a limited number of fans.</blockquote> | ||
<blockquote> </blockquote> | <blockquote> </blockquote> | ||
<blockquote>Of course, you can expect everyone's favourite rapping duo "The Love Posse" to be providing the backing too!</blockquote> | <blockquote>Of course, you can expect everyone's favourite rapping duo "The Love Posse" to be providing the backing too!</blockquote> | ||
<blockquote> </blockquote> | <blockquote> </blockquote> | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote>Date: To be confirmed | ||
Date: To be confirmed | |||
Location: A venue near you | Location: A venue near you | ||
Tickets are on sale now so don't miss out!</blockquote> | |||
Tickets are on sale now so don't miss out! | |||
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==At the Auditions== | ==At the Auditions== | ||
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Of course I would. "YES. Bravo. BRAVO! You made it. You all made the cut!" | Of course I would. "YES. Bravo. BRAVO! You made it. You all made the cut!" | ||
And that's how I began my climb to tap stardom... | And that's how I began my climb to tap stardom...</blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote>I had always wanted to become famous and came to this town to try and achieve my dreams! When I saw an audition poster in a cafe, I knew the chance had finally arrived. | <blockquote>I had always wanted to become famous and came to this town to try and achieve my dreams! When I saw an audition poster in a cafe, I knew the chance had finally arrived. | ||
The poster said "Tap Star auditions!" | The poster said "Tap Star auditions!" | ||
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"Hey! That's it! You all look great! Right, you all passed the audition!" | "Hey! That's it! You all look great! Right, you all passed the audition!" | ||
From that moment, my career as a tap star really began and I have never looked back. | From that moment, my career as a tap star really began and I have never looked back.</blockquote> | ||
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==Pep-Squad Rules== | ==Pep-Squad Rules== | ||
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<blockquote> | <blockquote>*Energy is key! | ||
*Energy is key! | |||
*Everybody pitches in to clean the practice room. | *Everybody pitches in to clean the practice room. | ||
*Practice your finger work! Don't get the wrong page. | *Practice your finger work! Don't get the wrong page. | ||
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*If you will miss practice for any reason, clear it with the captain at least a day in advance. | *If you will miss practice for any reason, clear it with the captain at least a day in advance. | ||
*If you read a good book, post it on the team's blog and share it with everyone! | *If you read a good book, post it on the team's blog and share it with everyone! | ||
*The "BOOM" part of "Rah-rah sis boom ba-BOOM" is key. Say it with pep, and let 'em know you mean it! | *The "BOOM" part of "Rah-rah sis boom ba-BOOM" is key. Say it with pep, and let 'em know you mean it!</blockquote> | ||
[UK, article is named 'Club Rules'] | |||
<blockquote>Rule 1: Always remember your manners! | |||
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Rule 1: Always remember your manners! | |||
Rule 2: Keep the room tidy. | Rule 2: Keep the room tidy. | ||
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Rule 5: Don't take anybody else's book! Write your name on the back cover. | Rule 5: Don't take anybody else's book! Write your name on the back cover. | ||
Rule 6: Always report to the leader if you think you cannot make practice the | Rule 6: Always report to the leader if you think you cannot make practice the following day. | ||
Rule 7: Please report on any good books on the club blog. | Rule 7: Please report on any good books on the club blog. | ||
Rule 8: Always repeat cheers with lots and lots of energy! | Rule 8: Always repeat cheers with lots and lots of energy!</blockquote> | ||
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==A Musical Term== | ==A Musical Term== | ||
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"Oookii oook-ook!" | "Oookii oook-ook!" | ||
"Right, right. My therapy is about me and my problems, not you. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll see you next Tuesday for another session of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'" | "Right, right. My therapy is about me and my problems, not you. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll see you next Tuesday for another session of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'"</blockquote> | ||
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[UK] The UK version is exactly the same, apart from the Monkey's speech being "Oooky oook-ook!" instead, and the British English spelling of 'Mr Upbeat'. | [UK] The UK version is exactly the same, apart from the Monkey's speech being "Oooky oook-ook!" instead, and the British English spelling of 'Mr Upbeat'. | ||
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<p class="MsoNormal"></p> | <p class="MsoNormal"></p> | ||
<p class="MsoNormal">-- This message brought to you by the mysterious Rhythm League.</p> | <p class="MsoNormal">-- This message brought to you by the mysterious Rhythm League.</p></blockquote> | ||
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[UK] </span></p> | <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[UK] </span></p> | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote><p class="MsoNormal">Congratulations!</p> | ||
<p class="MsoNormal">Congratulations!</p> | |||
<p class="MsoNormal">You got a Perfect on Remix 10! Well done! Thank you for playing! We hoped you would make it this far.</p> | <p class="MsoNormal">You got a Perfect on Remix 10! Well done! Thank you for playing! We hoped you would make it this far.</p> | ||
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<p class="MsoNormal">Signed,</p> | <p class="MsoNormal">Signed,</p> | ||
<p class="MsoNormal">The Wrestler's Rhythm League Fan Club Rep.</p> | <p class="MsoNormal">The Wrestler's Rhythm League Fan Club Rep.</p></blockquote> | ||
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[[Category:Café]] | [[Category:Café]] | ||