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And that was the day my REAL golf education began...</blockquote> | And that was the day my REAL golf education began...</blockquote> | ||
[UK, Article is named 'How to Get a Hole in One'] | [UK, Article is named 'How to Get a Hole in One'] | ||
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"Mandrill think that was lucky hit. Lucky golfer can not do every time. Less luck, more practice!" | "Mandrill think that was lucky hit. Lucky golfer can not do every time. Less luck, more practice!" | ||
From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.</blockquote> | From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.</blockquote> | ||
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Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."</blockquote> | Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."</blockquote> | ||
[UK, article is named 'See-Saw Inspectors'] | [UK, article is named 'See-Saw Inspectors'] | ||
<blockquote>"So, Mr Saw..." | <blockquote>"So, Mr Saw..." | ||
"What's up, Mr See?" | "What's up, Mr See?" | ||
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"Before we have an awkward silence, we've got to finish testing these see-saws before all the kids show up!" | "Before we have an awkward silence, we've got to finish testing these see-saws before all the kids show up!" | ||
"Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!" | "Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!"</blockquote> | ||
==My Feelings== | ==My Feelings== | ||
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Double Date]]. | Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Double Date]]. | ||
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==First-Day Orientation== | ==First-Day Orientation== | ||
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Board Meeting]]. | Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Board Meeting]]. | ||
[US] | [US] | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote><nowiki>*</nowiki>cough* (Excuse me.) First of all, let me welcome and congratulate all of our... *ah-CHOO* new employees. Next, I need to tell you the most important thing you can know about working at our company: Wherever you are, whatever you do here, from the assembly line to Accounts Payable, remember to mind the flow. For proof, consider our executives seated there. They all came from humble origins but rose to the top because they embrace flow. If you want to climb the ladder here, you've gotta develop your flow! All right, everyone. Stand up and repeat after me: One! Start the spin smoothly and flow to a halt. Two! At lunchtime, season freely with flowing pepper and salt. *Ahhh-CHOOOOO!* (Excuse me.)</blockquote> | ||
<nowiki>*</nowiki>cough* (Excuse me.) First of all, let me welcome and congratulate all of our... *ah-CHOO* new employees. Next, I need to tell you the most important thing you can know about working at our company: Wherever you are, whatever you do here, from the assembly line to Accounts Payable, remember to mind the flow. For proof, consider our executives seated there. They all came from humble origins but rose to the top because they embrace flow. If you want to climb the ladder here, you've gotta develop your flow! All right, everyone. Stand up and repeat after me: One! Start the spin smoothly and flow to a halt. Two! At lunchtime, season freely with flowing pepper and salt. *Ahhh-CHOOOOO!* (Excuse me.) | |||
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[UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] | [UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] | ||
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<blockquote>Are you always late? Do you struggle to know what time it is? Are your wrists drab and boring? | <blockquote>Are you always late? Do you struggle to know what time it is? Are your wrists drab and boring? | ||
Then you need a: | Then you need a: | ||
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Monkey Watch Disclaimer | Monkey Watch Disclaimer | ||
Looking at your new monkey watch for long periods of time can wear the monkeys out and may cause the watch to lose time. Be sure to | Looking at your new monkey watch for long periods of time can wear the monkeys out and may cause the watch to lose time. Be sure to give them plenty of rest and the occasional banana and your monkey watch will give you years of reliable service. | ||
Probably...</blockquote> | |||
==After Work== | ==After Work== | ||
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Working Dough]]. | Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Working Dough]]. | ||
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<blockquote>On the work floor... | <blockquote>On the work floor... | ||
Veteran: "I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough yet..." | Veteran: "I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough yet..." | ||
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Veteran: "Just take it one day at a time, kid. Now turn off the lights. It's time to go home." | Veteran: "Just take it one day at a time, kid. Now turn off the lights. It's time to go home." | ||
Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so hard today. I won't be able to rise in the morning..." | Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so hard today. I won't be able to rise in the morning..."</blockquote> | ||
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[UK] | [UK] | ||
<blockquote>On the work floor... | <blockquote>On the work floor... | ||
"I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough already..." | "I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough already..." | ||
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"Your day will come, but first turn off the lights, it's time to go home." | "Your day will come, but first turn off the lights, it's time to go home." | ||
"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning." | "I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."</blockquote> | ||
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==Assembly-Line Slogans== | ==Assembly-Line Slogans== | ||
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Built to Scale 2 (Wii)|Built to Scale 2]]. | Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Built to Scale 2 (Wii)|Built to Scale 2]]. | ||
[US] | [US] | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote>Slogan for April | ||
Slogan for April | |||
Production line, keep in time: Get <span style="color:red;">into</span> your work! | Production line, keep in time: Get <span style="color:red;">into</span> your work! | ||
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Slogan for March | Slogan for March | ||
Production line, keep in time: Remember to take it <span style="color:red;">easy</span>. | Production line, keep in time: Remember to take it <span style="color:red;">easy</span>.</blockquote> | ||
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[UK, article is named 'Quality Construction Catchwords'] | [UK, article is named 'Quality Construction Catchwords'] | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote>April's Motto | ||
April's Motto | |||
Being in time on the production line will make you feel <span style="color:red;">real</span> fine! | Being in time on the production line will make you feel <span style="color:red;">real</span> fine! | ||
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March's Motto | March's Motto | ||
The production line has a clear rhythm, just do your <span style="color:red;">best</span> and don't give in! | The production line has a clear rhythm, just do your <span style="color:red;">best</span> and don't give in!</blockquote> | ||
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==Baxter & Forthington== | ==Baxter & Forthington== | ||
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<blockquote>High above the Rhythm Islands... | <blockquote>High above the Rhythm Islands... | ||
Forthington: "Hey, Baxter, you hear about the new doughnut shop? You can get a doughnut covered in marshmallows, candy, and tiny little doughnuts!" | Forthington: "Hey, Baxter, you hear about the new doughnut shop? You can get a doughnut covered in marshmallows, candy, and tiny little doughnuts!" | ||