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===Honeybee Land===

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|desc = I fuel up the robots. They take an eco-friendly fuel made up mostly of fruit juice. I hear it's pretty tasty. My lunch is dried ramen noodles. Why do the robots eat better than I do?}}

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===Machine Land===

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|desc = My grandpa's farm grew hairy onions. You gotta pluck 'em, but they're real good for ya. The skins have lots o' nutrients and stuff. If only MY scalp were so nutritious!}}

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|desc = I wish he wouldn't scratch his back and eat with his baton...Of course, I'd probably do the same if I had one. The conductor carries a heavy burden.}}

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===First Gate ===

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|desc = These special coins have smiling faces on both sides. If only we could be more like these coins--always smiling, regardless of which side we land on.}}

{{Item|header = Joyful Commemoration|desc = That's right, baby! I'm a COMMEMORATIVE coin now! No more getting spent or flipped like a common doubloon--I get to chill in this little house FOREVER!|item = Commemorative Coin.png}}

===Citrus Land===

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|desc = Our trademark wigs were actually a gift from one of our fans! Sadly, she moved and never saw us wear them. I wonder how she's doing...}}

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|desc = I don't know If I should report the captain--he keeps using his CommPad to invite us out for coffee and dessert after missions. It's against the rules...but I love dessert.}}

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===Donut Land===

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|item = Mortar & Pestle.png|header = Shadows on the Moon|desc = "Japanese folklore says there's a rabbit on the moon, using a mortar and pestle to make mochi. But everyone sees the markings on the moon differently, I see a crab with huge claws!"}}

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|desc = Team Airboarder lives for danger! They will save our wooden-block-covered city from the evil and colorful forces that menace it! Go, Team Airboarder!}}

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===Second Gate===

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|desc = This item is surprisingly important to the doctor's work. You just can't cure diseases as well without some groovy tunes.}}

{{Item|item = Boombox.png|header = Who Could Guess?|desc = Turns out louder music allows for healthier patients.

===Barbershop Land===

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|desc = This magic arrow can pierce a ghost! Impressive, right? (Of course, we only have the one, so we keep having to fire and retrieve it.)}}

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|item = Table-Tennis Paddle.png|header = Sales Pitch #1|desc = Welcome to Rhythm Table Tennis! Our special today is the standard paddle. Regular, vanilla, nothing special about it whatsoever...except the price! How can you resist?!}}

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===Songbird Land===

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|desc = I got these calligraphy tools as a hand-me-down from my sister, but they were so heavy and hard to set up, I just couldn't get into it. But then I started doing it to music, and now I never stop!}}

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|desc = It's too bright! There's pollen in the air! I just yawned! I am NOT crying! I'm not hiding behind sunglasses! Your hard work and dedication did NOT move me to tears! Get back to your station!}}

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===Lush Tower===

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|desc = This rice ball was supposed to be my lunch. I didn't mean to knock it into the endless void of space--it was supposed to fill the endless void of my stomach. So...hungry...}}

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|desc = I, a humble ninja beagle, did battle on high a mighty eagle.<br>I fought for my lord most regal, though it was probably illegal.<br>I was then befouled by a seagull. I pray there is no sequel.}}

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|desc = My father is a master of karate, but not of cooking. Occasionally, he makes dinner anyway, and he keeps asking if I like it. I always lie and tell him it's good.}}

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Machine Tower

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|desc = My grandpa used to cook soup with lots of potatoes and onions. He used the veggies with the hairs growing. I ate that soup just about every day... You'd think I wouldn't be so bald now.}}

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|desc = I came here to practice singing, but it's really crowded. There's someone playing the guitar, a girl dancing, a boy skateboarding, and me singing. Everyone's solo. I bet it'd be fun to get together!}}

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|desc = We used all of the money from our last 18 gigs to buy these fancy suits to improve our image. We could afford one for each of us, so don't spill anything on them!}}

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|desc = It's a Space Battleship STG-7 Plastic Model Kit in 1/48 scale! <br>The cockpit is amazingly detailed!<br><br>Note: Pilot not included.}}

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===Donut Tower===

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|desc = This antique traffic signal has been used to train young rats for many generations. They train hard every night, since they know their survival (and cheese consumption) depends on it.}}

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|desc = My friend took me to a concert. I wasn't really into her music before we went, but seeing her working hard onstage really impressed me. It made me think I need to work harder, too!}}

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===Barbershop Tower===

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|desc = This bow has been in our family for generations. It's made of wood from a sacred tree and a dragon's whisker. And the dragon was left-handed! The tree was shaped like a two-headed horse!}}

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|desc = Welcome to Rhythm Tennis Table! Our special today is the strawberry paddle! Isn't it adorable? And I guarantee that you will never find a table tennis paddle that smells better!}}

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===Songbird Tower===

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|desc = I have heard that there is a shade of red tap shoes that will allow the wearer access to the secret tap dance parties of the animal kingdom! Are these shoes that magical color? The only way to know is put them on!}}

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|desc = "When we grow up, we'll put on the colorful tights and practice singing, dancing, and playing instruments." "What? For real? Why?" "Because that's how our family makes its money." "Seriously?"}}

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=== Star Land ===

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|desc = My lord carries this scroll with him at all times. I have never asked him what it contains, but the rumor is that its secrets made him the wealthy and powerful man he is today. But it might just be a love letter or something.}}

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|desc = I heard your photo's getting published in a magazine, so I'm going to cut it out and make a scrapbook. Be kind to others and work hard. Love, Mom}}

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=== Comet Land ===

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|desc = The colors of this helmet make it super obvious if you're not marching in sync with your squadmates. So you better toe the line, rookie!}}

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|desc = There was a time I thought that, but this one is perfect for today's modern monk on the go. It's adjustable, easy to put on, and doesn't put pressure on my belly.}}

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=== Planet Land ===

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|desc = Per space tradition, the One Who Stands on the Left is a great master selected every 50 years. The OWSotL must grow a mustache. If he or she does not grow a mustache, a fake mustache is secretly procured.}}

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|desc = It's creepy the way the painting's eyes seem to follow you whenever you go, but it's even creepier when you mess up your rhythm and the painting laughs at you. Also, it's a bit embarrassing.}}

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=== Fourth Gate ===

{{Item|item = Green Onion.png|header = Two for $1.98!|desc = "I will practice my swordplay with this, my trusty blade! ... What's that, Ma? No, I haven't seen the green onions!"}}

{{Item|item = Tree Branch.png|header = Disagreeing with Elephants|desc = I understand that African elephants find branches tastier that leaves. Personally, I like marshmallows.}}

=== Left-Hand Tower ===

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|desc = Yip, yip, yippee! The Trio is going to be on a TV Western! We've got snappy new suits to wear and everything, but I think we should try to fit our wigs under the hats...}}

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=== Right-Hand Tower ===

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|desc = "Hey, do you happen to know, just, hypothetically, if a sax is ruined by being dropped in a pond? No reason."}}

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=== Tibby's Mom ===

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{{Item|header = Sales Pitch #3|desc = Welcome to Rhythm Table Tennis! Our special today is the rainbow paddle. Truly, this is the greatest and best paddle ever made! Just LOOK at all these colors!|item = Rainbow Paddle.png}}

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=== Shop No. 1 ===

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|item = Apparatus.png|header = Childhood's End|desc = "I bought this for my son because I heard it was the big, popular toy this year. It turns out that it's even MORE popular with adults. They build these huge structures and hold tournaments and stuff!"}}

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|desc = Supposedly these flowers grow in the footsteps of a mysterious, white creature who prowls the night! Who is he? What does he want? Where did you learn his impeccable sense of rhythm?}}

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=== Shop No. 2 ===

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|desc = You just pour water into it and leave it in the freezer to make ice cubes. Did you know that round ice melts slower than cubes? You'll have to look up why, I feel like I've seen this before... Why?}}

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=== Shop No. 3 ===

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|desc = I work in product testing. My company doesn't make a lot of defective products, but when we do, I'm NOT supposed to sell the bad parts to collectors for a lot of money. Oops.}}

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|desc = The coach thought his team lacked discipline. The truth was that the "accidental" lost balls were due to jealousy of the young couple and their better use of a beautiful day.}}

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=== Shop No. 4 ===

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|desc = As Fork struggled with the beans, Spoon sat, unused, in a drawer, reflecting on how much better suited it was to the job at hand. If it had tear ducts, it would have cried.}}

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|desc = Funny story about my car: everyone who sees it for the first time thinks it's a vicious animal of some kind, like a shark or a crocodile. I want to say, "Guys, it's PINK."}}

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=== Shop No. 5 ===

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|desc = On my night rounds, I found a loose screw on the ground. It's not the kind the robots use, and none of the machines seem to be missing a screw. I'm getting paranoid about it...}}

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|item = VIP_Sunglasses.png|header = Future Executive|desc = "When my dad wasn't in his office, I asked his assistant to let me try his sunglasses on. It was too dark and I couldn't see, so I called her back and asked her to turn up the lights."}}

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=== Shop No. 6 ===

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|desc = I had an audition this week, Mom. They didn't say anything afterward, but I had a good feeling. Anyway, I'm still doing pretty well at the candy factory. Here's this week's bonus.}}

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