First Contact: Difference between revisions

People of Earth, how do you do? I live on Mars. ...Right? We're glad you made it. You want to meet my leader? ... Gotcha. Last time... Earthings visited... You left... behind PORK RICE BOWLS!! Mars will never... be the same. Kidding! Don't be a stranger! ...Gotcha.

Hey, carbon blobs! You are weird looking! I am your ruler now. Moohoohaha! Hoping for... mercy? Not a chance. Bow, worms! Now I am... hungry! Are you done? Hurry up and leave! I care not for... your species. But I hunger. So hungry. Begone, insects!