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Wrestling 20XX | <blockquote>Wrestling 20XX "Nobody beats the champ!" | ||
"Nobody beats the champ!" | |||
Location: Rhythm Arena | Location: Rhythm Arena | ||
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Wrestler X: *strikes a pose* | Wrestler X: *strikes a pose* | ||
Reporter: Aaaaand that's all from us! Be sure to join us ringside for another exclusive interview! | Reporter: Aaaaand that's all from us! Be sure to join us ringside for another exclusive interview!</blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote> | <blockquote>"Nobody beats the champ!" | ||
"Nobody beats the champ!" | |||
Location: Rhythm Arena | Location: Rhythm Arena | ||
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"That's an amazing pose!" | "That's an amazing pose!" | ||
"That's all from us. Be sure to join us ringside for another world exclusive interview!" | "That's all from us. Be sure to join us ringside for another world exclusive interview!"</blockquote> | ||
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==Journal of Tiny Science== | ==Journal of Tiny Science== | ||
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<blockquote> | <blockquote>Day 1: | ||
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It's been five years since I announced my new method for bacterial research in "Microbe Today." My students and I have been working day and night to catalog our newest data. Then today I received a vial from the mysterious Rhythm League, and its contents astounded me! The microbes in the vial moved in sync with each other. And not just one or two, but countless microbes all moving in time! I am sure they represent an important discovery. We must keep studying them. | It's been five years since I announced my new method for bacterial research in "Microbe Today." My students and I have been working day and night to catalog our newest data. Then today I received a vial from the mysterious Rhythm League, and its contents astounded me! The microbes in the vial moved in sync with each other. And not just one or two, but countless microbes all moving in time! I am sure they represent an important discovery. We must keep studying them. | ||
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Astonishing! As soon as I put the music on, the microbes brightened, moving in time and colorful again! I'm not sure how, but the microbes feed on the music in a process I shall call "rhythmesis". The music's effect is undeniable. The microbes have resumed their tiny, dancing march. Where could they be headed? We still have so much to learn about them... We have already gained from our research though. I find myself walking with a spring in my step now! | Astonishing! As soon as I put the music on, the microbes brightened, moving in time and colorful again! I'm not sure how, but the microbes feed on the music in a process I shall call "rhythmesis". The music's effect is undeniable. The microbes have resumed their tiny, dancing march. Where could they be headed? We still have so much to learn about them... We have already gained from our research though. I find myself walking with a spring in my step now!</blockquote> | ||
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[UK, article is named 'Diary of Micro-Discoveries'] | [UK, article is named 'Diary of Micro-Discoveries'] | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote>Entry 1: | ||
Entry 1: | |||
It has been five years since I first announced my new method for bacterial research. The students and I have worked tirelessly day and night to find new bacteria. Today, I discovered a group of bacteria with a puzzling organised movement. They swam right past my microscope's field of view and I knew instantly that I had found something completely new. The bacteria moved with great coordination. There were not just one or two, but countless bacteria all moving in time. I am sure they represent an important discovery so we must study them further. | It has been five years since I first announced my new method for bacterial research. The students and I have worked tirelessly day and night to find new bacteria. Today, I discovered a group of bacteria with a puzzling organised movement. They swam right past my microscope's field of view and I knew instantly that I had found something completely new. The bacteria moved with great coordination. There were not just one or two, but countless bacteria all moving in time. I am sure they represent an important discovery so we must study them further. | ||
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The bacteria still appear to lack their initial vitality. The team and I are exhausted from failing to improve their condition. We must do something! Perhaps some music would help liven our mood. I'm sure one of the students left a CD somewhere... As soon as I put the CD on, the bacteria lost their drab appearance. They began to move in time and glowed colourfully again! I'm not sure how, but they feed on the music (I may call the process "Rhythmesis"). However, the music's effect is undeniable. They bacteria have begun moving in a nimble jerking motion. I wonder where they could be headed? I must study them further to understand more about this truly mysterious organism. We still have a lot of learn from them. We should all learn to live with a spring in our step too! | The bacteria still appear to lack their initial vitality. The team and I are exhausted from failing to improve their condition. We must do something! Perhaps some music would help liven our mood. I'm sure one of the students left a CD somewhere... As soon as I put the CD on, the bacteria lost their drab appearance. They began to move in time and glowed colourfully again! I'm not sure how, but they feed on the music (I may call the process "Rhythmesis"). However, the music's effect is undeniable. They bacteria have begun moving in a nimble jerking motion. I wonder where they could be headed? I must study them further to understand more about this truly mysterious organism. We still have a lot of learn from them. We should all learn to live with a spring in our step too!</blockquote> | ||
==Picky Eaters' Song== | ==Picky Eaters' Song== | ||
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Samurai Slice 2]]. | Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Samurai Slice 2]]. | ||
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<blockquote>I am called the Wandering Samurai, due to my devotion to the samurai code of Bushido and my generally poor sense of direction. | <blockquote>I am called the Wandering Samurai, due to my devotion to the samurai code of Bushido and my generally poor sense of direction. | ||
~As the sun dips below the horizon, the Wandering Samurai rests his weary body on the grounds of an old temple.~ | ~As the sun dips below the horizon, the Wandering Samurai rests his weary body on the grounds of an old temple.~ | ||
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[UK, article is named 'The Picky Eaters Song'] | [UK, article is named 'The Picky Eaters Song'] | ||
<blockquote>The lone samurai continues his endless journey onwards. | <blockquote>The lone samurai continues his endless journey onwards. | ||
Eventually the samurai came across a temple and decided to take shelter from the heat of the morning sun. | |||
His eyelids began to feel heavy and it did not take long before he fell fast asleep under a large tree. As he lay snoring in the shade, a counting song from his childhood came back to him... | |||
One- I like buns | One- I like buns | ||
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Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr presents: Fishing Tips with Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr | Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr presents: Fishing Tips with Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr | ||
Ann Glerr here with some fishing tips! Let's start with the small fry: The Quicknibble is an adorable little orange fish with no sense of self-preservation whatsoever. It'll usually taste your bait twice then just bite onto it, at which point you can simply yank it out of the water. | Ann Glerr here with some fishing tips! Let's start with the small fry: The Quicknibble is an adorable little orange fish with no sense of self-preservation whatsoever. It'll usually taste your bait twice then just bite onto it, at which point you can simply yank it out of the water. | ||
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<blockquote>Promoting their eagerly anticipated new single "Love Rap,"[sic] the Love Posse (featuring MC Adore) is coming to a town near you! | <blockquote>Promoting their eagerly anticipated new single "Love Rap,"[sic] the Love Posse (featuring MC Adore) is coming to a town near you! | ||
Opening for the Posse will be those twin quasars of hip-hop, the RAPMEN. | |||
Check online for dates and venues. Advance tickets are $60, and each comes with an MC Adore sticker. | |||
Tickets at the door are also $60 but do NOT come with a sticker. Plan ahead! Don't miss it!</blockquote> | |||
[UK, article is named 'Hip Hop Press'] | [UK, article is named 'Hip Hop Press'] | ||
<blockquote>In anticipation of The Love Posse feat. MC Adore's new single "Love Rap", the band will be performing an exclusive live set for a limited number of fans. | <blockquote>In anticipation of The Love Posse feat. MC Adore's new single "Love Rap", the band will be performing an exclusive live set for a limited number of fans. | ||
Of course, you can expect everyone's favourite rapping duo "The Love Posse" to be providing the backing too! | |||
Date: To be confirmed | |||
Location: A venue near you | Location: A venue near you | ||
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<blockquote>"I want to be a star!" That was what I thought every minute of every day after I moved to this town. | |||
<blockquote>"I want to be a star!" That was what I thought every minute of every day after I moved to this town. | |||
The flyer read, "Tap star wanted!" | |||
Then I saw the most important flyer on the most important café bulletin board of my life. The flyer read, "Tap star wanted!" | |||
I knew this was my big chance. On the day of the audition, there were three other young guys waiting with me in the studio. | I knew this was my big chance. On the day of the audition, there were three other young guys waiting with me in the studio. | ||
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<blockquote>I had always wanted to become famous and came to this town to try and achieve my dreams! When I saw an audition poster in a cafe, I knew the chance had finally arrived. | <blockquote>I had always wanted to become famous and came to this town to try and achieve my dreams! When I saw an audition poster in a cafe, I knew the chance had finally arrived. The poster said "Tap Star auditions!" | ||
The poster said "Tap Star auditions!" | |||
I thought I would have to be the luckiest boy in the world to win the audition and become world famous so easily, but I knew I had to try. I sat waiting nervously with three other young lads waiting for their chance to shine. | I thought I would have to be the luckiest boy in the world to win the audition and become world famous so easily, but I knew I had to try. I sat waiting nervously with three other young lads waiting for their chance to shine. | ||
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<blockquote>"I dunno. It's like everyone just decides what it means and passes their judgment and expects me to behave in a certain way. | <blockquote>"I dunno. It's like everyone just decides what it means and passes their judgment and expects me to behave in a certain way. | ||
I mean, first of all, it's my name, like my actual, this-is-what-my-birth-certificate-says NAME. It doesn't reflect me as a person. | |||
And hey, words can mean more than one thing, you know? Just because the first thing YOU think of is some happy-go-lucky sap doesn't mean... | |||
Ugh. I know, I come in here every week and the spend whole session griping about this. You're probably tired of hearing about it by now. | |||
Do you ever have problems like this? Do people just look at you and assume that you're into, I dunno, copying what people do?" | |||
"Oookii oook-ook!" | "Oookii oook-ook!" | ||
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<blockquote> | <blockquote>xx/xx/20xx | ||
xx/xx/20xx | |||
"It's July through November" was the tip from the mystery man working at the Built to Scale factory. | |||
The "Assembly-Line Slogans" document he wrote looks suspicious. We'll definitely want to investigate that.</blockquote> | The "Assembly-Line Slogans" document he wrote looks suspicious. We'll definitely want to investigate that.</blockquote> | ||
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[UK, article is named 'Police Memo'] | [UK, article is named 'Police Memo'] | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote>Police Report: | ||
Police Report: | |||
We received a tip off from an unidentified man who is apparently working at the widget factory. It said "from July to November". | |||
There's definitely something suspicious about those "Quality Construction Catchwords". We should investigate further.</blockquote> | There's definitely something suspicious about those "Quality Construction Catchwords". We should investigate further.</blockquote> | ||
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<p class="MsoNormal">Now that you are a rhythm master, you should show your friends how much fun rhythm is too. You know there's a Dual Play mode, don't you?</p> | <p class="MsoNormal">Now that you are a rhythm master, you should show your friends how much fun rhythm is too. You know there's a Dual Play mode, don't you?</p> | ||
<p class="MsoNormal"> | <p class="MsoNormal">Every good wrestler has to step up to his destiny of fighting an army of wrestling villains to prevent the global domination of evil. It's up to you to fulfil your destiny too! Well, your destiny might not be as important as an amazing wrestler's, but just imagine the joy of having a destiny that involves putting smiles on your friends' faces!</p> | ||
<p class="MsoNormal">I hope we will meet in the Ring some day.</p> | <p class="MsoNormal">I hope we will meet in the Ring some day.</p> | ||