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[UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] | [UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] | ||
<blockquote>Achoo! Ahem...Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation! Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice. No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat! This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat. The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves. If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too! So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing. "All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!" A...aaaah...chooooooooo!</blockquote> | <blockquote>Achoo! Ahem... Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation! Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice. No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat! This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat. The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves. If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too! So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing. "All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!" A...aaaah...chooooooooo!</blockquote> | ||
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Tickets are on sale now so don't miss out! | Tickets are on sale now so don't miss out! | ||
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And that's how I began my climb to tap stardom... | And that's how I began my climb to tap stardom... | ||
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From that moment, my career as a tap star really began and I have never looked back. | From that moment, my career as a tap star really began and I have never looked back. | ||
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*If you read a good book, post it on the team's blog and share it with everyone! | *If you read a good book, post it on the team's blog and share it with everyone! | ||
*The "BOOM" part of "Rah-rah sis boom ba-BOOM" is key. Say it with pep, and let 'em know you mean it! | *The "BOOM" part of "Rah-rah sis boom ba-BOOM" is key. Say it with pep, and let 'em know you mean it! | ||
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Rule 1: Always remember your manners! | Rule 1: Always remember your manners! | ||
Rule 2: Keep the room tidy. | Rule 2: Keep the room tidy. | ||
Rule 3: Practice turning pages over carefully so you don't make any mistakes. | Rule 3: Practice turning pages over carefully so you don't make any mistakes. | ||
Rule 4: Perform in a loud voice so that the whole team keeps their page turning in time. | Rule 4: Perform in a loud voice so that the whole team keeps their page turning in time. | ||
Rule 5: Don't take anybody else's book! Write your name on the back cover. | Rule 5: Don't take anybody else's book! Write your name on the back cover. | ||
Rule 6: Always report to the leader if you think you cannot make practice the folllowing day. | Rule 6: Always report to the leader if you think you cannot make practice the folllowing day. | ||
Rule 7: Please report on any good books on the club blog. | Rule 7: Please report on any good books on the club blog. | ||
Rule 8: Always repeat cheers with lots and lots of energy! | Rule 8: Always repeat cheers with lots and lots of energy! | ||
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"Right, right. My therapy is about me and my problems, not you. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll see you next Tuesday for another session of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'" | "Right, right. My therapy is about me and my problems, not you. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll see you next Tuesday for another session of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'" | ||
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[UK, article is named 'Police Memo'] | [UK, article is named 'Police Memo'] | ||
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There's definitely something suspicious about those "Quality Construction Catchwords". We should investigate further. | There's definitely something suspicious about those "Quality Construction Catchwords". We should investigate further. | ||
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<p class="MsoNormal">-- This message brought to you by the mysterious Rhythm League.</p> | <p class="MsoNormal">-- This message brought to you by the mysterious Rhythm League.</p> | ||
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<p class="MsoNormal">The Wrestler's Rhythm League Fan Club Rep.</p> | <p class="MsoNormal">The Wrestler's Rhythm League Fan Club Rep.</p> | ||