Reading Material (Rhythm Heaven): Difference between revisions

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''Thank you for buying Rhythm Heaven! It might take some doing, but we hope you get a change to enjoy each of the rhythm games we've made for you!''

''Oh, if you're reading this, that means you've played the game! Never mind us then! Keep playing, and have a great time!''

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''Are you getting the hand of flicking the stylus? It takes a little oomph, doesn't it? If you're still having trouble, let me show you a little secret.''

''Keep practicing that flick until it's as natural to you as snapping your fingers!''

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''Our farm needs workers to help us bring in the harvest and get rid of our mole problem.''

''Contact info: Stomp and Chomp Agriculture Co. Human Resources Dept.''

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''Güiro Lizards''

''When it's festival time, this good-natured reptile likes to heat up its cold blood with loud music and crazy dancing.''

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''Fueling Robots''

''However, if you give them just the right amount of fuel, they'll take off into the skies, the happiest robots you've ever seen. I don't know why they do this. They must be very advanced indeed!''

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''Now Recruiting Wannabe DJs!''

''People interested in becoming real DJs need not apply. Our facilities can handle only people who want to LOOK like DJs.''

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''Blue Bird Diary''

''Tomorrow, we will finally learn where we are being assigned to. Who knows where we'll be posted? Our leader keeps saying "somewhere fun," but coming from him, that scares me more. Ahh, it's too scary! Eep.''

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''I command the battleship tasked with protecting our home planet from the scourge of alien invaders. It is my duty. It is my life.''

''My duty is my life. I will fight and fight until I can go home. But when I do, I'll see her again.''

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''Slogan for April: Rhythm and precision make for happy widgets.''

''Slogan for March: Turns out you get paid the same whether you're on the beat or not.''

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''We've just scored some juicy info on the hot new mystery monster! Dumpling Man!''

''More news as it happens!''

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''My boyfriend's funny. It's like he was born with a camera glued to his nose or something.''

''I can't wait to see the look on his face when he develops that photo! I wish I looked a little more presentable, but whatchagonnado?''

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==An Essay On Keepsy-Upsy==

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''I am a space kicker. My job, strange as it may seem, is to keep my ball aloft as I float through space. I thought it was weird when they launched my into space, but I've gotten used to the idea now.''

''Thanks, mom!''

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==Rally Certificate==

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''You have preformed outstandingly at the Rhythm Rally Table Tennis Tourney, so we would like to present to you this certificate of achivement.''

''Chairman of the Rhythm League''

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==Catch You On The Flip Side==

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''Since it pops up quite a bit in this game, we should tell you about the "flip side" of the music world.''

''Give it a shot.''

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==Guitar Monthly==

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''This month's special edition:''

''Rocker's furious headbanging has already made him a rock legend, but it also resulted in a headbanging injury that took him out of the touring circuit for years. Now, he's back, and with his student at his side, we'll see if Rocker still knows how to throw the rock down!''

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==Lab Journal==

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''October 1''

''PS- At least I get to spend all day talking to my senior lab partner! La lala lala!''

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==Cheering Tips==

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''Lesson 1''

''The DOKO DOKO DON part is a trap laid for anyone who isn't committed to taiko. You must focus to the very end if you have any hopes of victory!''

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==Leader's Notes==

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''I used to be in a group called the Clappy Trio. We would clap along with the popular music of the day, mostly on street corners, mostly for spare change. But all of that changed one day...''

''I hope that when you see them, you'll think about how far they've come, and you'll cheer on these brave, talented singers for me!''

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==Sync Or Swim Weekly==

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''Special Edition''

''.We expect great things from them.''

==Concert Poster==

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''Tiny Ghosts live!''

''Everyone! Come on out!''

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==Moai Language Lesson==

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''The language that we have dubbed "Moai Song" has the following characteristics:''

''We could all learn a great deal from how much attention they pay to what their friends have to say.''

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==Life Of A Dog Ninja==

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''Few dogs choose the way of the ninja, but for those who do, we do so because we must.''

''Vegetables, cast-iron skillets, tires (whitewall or standard)... I'll cut anything! I need the money to buy shuriken.''

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''Remix 3: Obtain Lyrics card #2 ("Love Ooh Ooh Paridise" from The Dazzles)''

''Remix 5: Obtain Lyrics card #3 ("Young Love Rock & Roll" from Frog Hop)''

''Remix 8: Obtain Character Profiles #2 (Clodhopper Pickens (stomp farmer), Training Monk, DJ Yellow, Tiny Ghosts, and Stepswitchers)''

==The Rhythm League (Remix 10)==

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''Captain Blue Bird''

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