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==Welcome!==
==Welcome!==


[US] <blockquote>Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer.</blockquote>
[US]
 
<blockquote>Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer.</blockquote>
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[UK, Article is named 'Greetings'] <blockquote>Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm games just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer.</blockquote>
[UK, Article is named 'Greetings']
==Golf Lessons==
<blockquote>Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm games just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer.</blockquote>==Golf Lessons==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Hole in One]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Hole in One]].


[US] <blockquote>I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.
[US]
<blockquote>I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.
 


Monkey: "Hi, you can call me Monkey. I'm going to show you some tricks to improve your score."
Monkey: "Hi, you can call me Monkey. I'm going to show you some tricks to improve your score."
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And that was the day my REAL golf education began...
And that was the day my REAL golf education began...


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[UK, Article is named 'How to Get a Hole in One']
<blockquote>No matter how much I practised, I struggled to improve my golf score and couldn't even dream of getting a hole in one. I heard about  a pair of professionals through a friend that could guarantee results fast. I went to the place I had arranged to meet my new caddies to find a curious duo.


[UK, Article is named 'How to Get a Hole in One'] <blockquote>No matter how much I practised, I struggled to improve my golf score and couldn't even dream of getting a hole in one. I heard about  a pair of professionals through a friend that could guarantee results fast. I went to the place I had arranged to meet my new caddies to find a curious duo.


"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here to teach you how to improve your score."
"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here to teach you how to improve your score."
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From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.
From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.
</blockquote>
 
==Industrial Espionage==
</blockquote>==Industrial Espionage==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Screwbot Factory 2]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Screwbot Factory 2]].


[US] <blockquote>At a secret hideout in an undisclosed location under a heavy veil of mystery and darkness...
[US]
<blockquote>At a secret hideout in an undisclosed location under a heavy veil of mystery and darkness...
 


Leader: "All right, tell me what you've discovered in your surveillance."
Leader: "All right, tell me what you've discovered in your surveillance."
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Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots right? ...Right?"
Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots right? ...Right?"
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</blockquote>
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[UK, Article is named 'Screwbot Secrets'] <blockquote>Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
 
 
 
[UK, Article is named 'Screwbot Secrets']
<blockquote>Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
 


"Ok, minion! Tell me what your spying revealed."
"Ok, minion! Tell me what your spying revealed."
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"As you wish, boss."
"As you wish, boss."
</blockquote>
 
==Partners==
</blockquote>==Partners==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[See-Saw]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[See-Saw]].


[US] <blockquote>
[US]
<blockquote>
See: "Hey, Saw."
See: "Hey, Saw."


Saw: "What's up, See?"
Saw: "What's up, See?"
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Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."
Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."
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[UK, article is named 'See-Saw Inspectors']
<blockquote>"So, Mr Saw..."


[UK, article is named 'See-Saw Inspectors'] <blockquote>"So, Mr Saw..."


"What's up, Mr See?"
"What's up, Mr See?"
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"Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!"
"Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!"
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
==My Feelings==
==My Feelings==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Double Date]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Double Date]].


[US] <blockquote>I've always wanted to learn the guitar but never had the nerve to try. When I finally did get up the courage, I found that SHE worked at the local music shop. She told me I had nothing to be afraid of, that playing guitar was simple. Easy for her to say-- everyone knows her band is big in Japan. I didn't have enough money to buy one that day, but she let me try out a guitar and showed me some chords. I came back a lot over the next six months while I saved up my allowance. Now I've bought my guitar, I've started a band, and I'm practicing a lot. I even wrote a song for her. Only problem is I can't bring myself to play it for her. So instead, I'll invite her to our first live show. After school, we sat on a bench together while I tried to work up the courage to give her the ticket I got her. My throat was parched, and my mind was racing. For some reason, some weasels were looking at us... And then a strange thing happened. A soccer ball came at us, and I reflexively gave it a good kick. It felt great! It calmed me down too. Even the weasels seemed happy. So I started kicking away my feelings...
[US]
<blockquote>I've always wanted to learn the guitar but never had the nerve to try. When I finally did get up the courage, I found that SHE worked at the local music shop. She told me I had nothing to be afraid of, that playing guitar was simple. Easy for her to say-- everyone knows her band is big in Japan. I didn't have enough money to buy one that day, but she let me try out a guitar and showed me some chords. I came back a lot over the next six months while I saved up my allowance. Now I've bought my guitar, I've started a band, and I'm practicing a lot. I even wrote a song for her. Only problem is I can't bring myself to play it for her. So instead, I'll invite her to our first live show. After school, we sat on a bench together while I tried to work up the courage to give her the ticket I got her. My throat was parched, and my mind was racing. For some reason, some weasels were looking at us... And then a strange thing happened. A soccer ball came at us, and I reflexively gave it a good kick. It felt great! It calmed me down too. Even the weasels seemed happy. So I started kicking away my feelings...
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[UK] <blockquote>I decided to take up the guitar and headed to the local music shop. That was when I first saw her. She was in the year above mine and already had a band which had won several competitions. I heard she'd even been approached by a famous music producer. I hadn't saved enough pocket money to buy a guitar but  I headed to the shop and she let me try one out. I went to the shop a lot after that. She was so helpful and her knowledge about guitars blew me away. Six months later I had bought that guitar, practised every day and even formed my own band. I just had to let her know my feelings for her with one of my own songs. But there was no way I could sing to her until I had learned to play better. And then it all seemed to fall into place. My band got its first gig and I hoped that she would come to watch us. I went to tell her after school and took her a ticket in my trembling hands. We sat down outside and chatted about school but I had trouble telling her about my gig. Each time I tried to pluck up the courage to ask her to come a ball would fly out of nowhere and ruin the moment. If that wasn't enough, I had a pair of ferrets making a racket in front of me too! Strangely, the more balls I kicked away, the more confident I got. Maybe it was something about my kicking to the rhythm but the ferrets seemed to calm down too. I was sure this was the perfect moment to tell her how I feel...</blockquote>
 
==First-Day Orientation==
 
 
[UK]
<blockquote>I decided to take up the guitar and headed to the local music shop. That was when I first saw her. She was in the year above mine and already had a band which had won several competitions. I heard she'd even been approached by a famous music producer. I hadn't saved enough pocket money to buy a guitar but  I headed to the shop and she let me try one out. I went to the shop a lot after that. She was so helpful and her knowledge about guitars blew me away. Six months later I had bought that guitar, practised every day and even formed my own band. I just had to let her know my feelings for her with one of my own songs. But there was no way I could sing to her until I had learned to play better. And then it all seemed to fall into place. My band got its first gig and I hoped that she would come to watch us. I went to tell her after school and took her a ticket in my trembling hands. We sat down outside and chatted about school but I had trouble telling her about my gig. Each time I tried to pluck up the courage to ask her to come a ball would fly out of nowhere and ruin the moment. If that wasn't enough, I had a pair of ferrets making a racket in front of me too! Strangely, the more balls I kicked away, the more confident I got. Maybe it was something about my kicking to the rhythm but the ferrets seemed to calm down too. I was sure this was the perfect moment to tell her how I feel...</blockquote>==First-Day Orientation==


Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Board Meeting]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Board Meeting]].




[US] <blockquote>*cough* (Excuse me.) First of all, let me welcome and congratulate all of our... *ah-CHOO* new employees. Next, I need to tell you the most important thing you can know about working at our company: Wherever you are, whatever you do here, from the assembly line to Accounts Payable, remember to mind the flow. For proof, consider our executives seated there. They all came from humble origins but rose to the top because they embrace flow. If you want to climb the ladder here, you've gotta develop your flow! All right, everyone. Stand up and repeat after me: One! Start the spin smoothly and flow to a halt. Two! At lunchtime, season freely with flowing pepper and salt. *Ahhh-CHOOOOO!* (Excuse me.)</blockquote>
[US]
 
<blockquote>
*cough* (Excuse me.) First of all, let me welcome and congratulate all of our... *ah-CHOO* new employees. Next, I need to tell you the most important thing you can know about working at our company: Wherever you are, whatever you do here, from the assembly line to Accounts Payable, remember to mind the flow. For proof, consider our executives seated there. They all came from humble origins but rose to the top because they embrace flow. If you want to climb the ladder here, you've gotta develop your flow! All right, everyone. Stand up and repeat after me: One! Start the spin smoothly and flow to a halt. Two! At lunchtime, season freely with flowing pepper and salt. *Ahhh-CHOOOOO!* (Excuse me.)</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] <blockquote>Achoo! Ahem...Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation! Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice. No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat! This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat. The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves. If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too! So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing. "All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!" A...aaaah...chooooooooo!</blockquote>
[UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy']
==Ad Copy==
<blockquote>Achoo! Ahem...Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation! Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice. No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat! This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat. The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves. If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too! So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing. "All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!" A...aaaah...chooooooooo!</blockquote>==Ad Copy==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Monkey Watch]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Monkey Watch]].


[US] <blockquote>Do you hate looking at your watch, afraid of how late you are to your meeting, date, or appointment? Is the mere act of checking the time a source of stress and unhappiness in your life? If so, you need a Monkey Watch! It won't make you any less late for things, but there's no way to frown after looking at it! Seriously! It's medically impossible! We asked some science guys about it! So buy your Monkey Watch today and smile the rest of your life! WARNING: Using Monkey Watch continuously may make the monkeys tired. Let them rest occasionally for more accurate timekeeping.</blockquote>
[US]
<blockquote>Do you hate looking at your watch, afraid of how late you are to your meeting, date, or appointment? Is the mere act of checking the time a source of stress and unhappiness in your life? If so, you need a Monkey Watch! It won't make you any less late for things, but there's no way to frown after looking at it! Seriously! It's medically impossible! We asked some science guys about it! So buy your Monkey Watch today and smile the rest of your life! WARNING: Using Monkey Watch continuously may make the monkeys tired. Let them rest occasionally for more accurate timekeeping.</blockquote>
[UK, article is named 'Current Trends']
<blockquote>Are you always late? Do you struggle to know what time it is? Are your wrists drab and boring?


[UK, article is named 'Current Trends'] <blockquote>Are you always late? Do you struggle to know what time it is? Are your wrists drab and boring?


Then you need a:
Then you need a:
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Probably...
Probably...
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==After Work==
==After Work==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Working Dough]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Working Dough]].


[US] <blockquote>On the work floor...
[US]
<blockquote>On the work floor...
 


Veteran: "I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough yet..."
Veteran: "I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough yet..."
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Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so hard today. I won't be able to rise in the morning..."
Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so hard today. I won't be able to rise in the morning..."
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[UK]
<blockquote>On the work floor...


[UK] <blockquote>On the work floor...


"I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough already..."
"I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough already..."
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"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."
"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."
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==Assembly-Line Slogans==
</blockquote>==Assembly-Line Slogans==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Built to Scale 2 (Wii)|Built to Scale 2]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Built to Scale 2 (Wii)|Built to Scale 2]].




[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Slogan for April
Slogan for April


Production line, keep in time: Get {{font color|red|into}} your work!
 
Production line, keep in time: Get <span style="color:red;">into</span> your work!


Slogan for May
Slogan for May


Production line, keep in time: {{font color|red|Watch}} your timing!
Production line, keep in time: <span style="color:red;">Watch</span> your timing!


Slogan for June
Slogan for June


Production line, keep in time: remember your due {{font color|red|dates}}!
Production line, keep in time: remember your due <span style="color:red;">dates</span>!


Slogan for July
Slogan for July


Production line, keep in time: Put a {{font color|red|spike}} in efficiency!
Production line, keep in time: Put a <span style="color:red;">spike</span> in efficiency!


Slogan for August
Slogan for August


Production line, keep in time: Keep at it like {{font color|red|clockwork}}!
Production line, keep in time: Keep at it like <span style="color:red;">clockwork</span>!


Slogan for September
Slogan for September


Production line, keep in time: Maintain a {{font color|red|positive}} attitude!
Production line, keep in time: Maintain a <span style="color:red;">positive</span> attitude!


Slogan for October
Slogan for October


Production line, keep in time: Keep the company {{font color|red|afloat}}'''!
Production line, keep in time: Keep the company <span style="color:red;">afloat</span>!


Slogan for November
Slogan for November


Production line, keep in time: {{font color|red|Feed}} your efficiency!
Production line, keep in time: <span style="color:red;">Feed</span> your efficiency!


Slogan for December
Slogan for December


Production line, keep in time: {{font color|red|Kick}} your bad habits!
Production line, keep in time: <span style="color:red;">Kick</span> your bad habits!


Slogan for January
Slogan for January


Production line, keep in time: No {{font color|red|breaks}}.
Production line, keep in time: No <span style="color:red;">breaks</span>.


Slogan for February
Slogan for February


Production line, keep in time: Work {{font color|red|faster}}!
Production line, keep in time: Work <span style="color:red;">faster</span>!


Slogan for March
Slogan for March


Production line, keep in time: Remember to take it {{font color|red|easy}}.
Production line, keep in time: Remember to take it <span style="color:red;">easy</span>.
 
 


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April's Motto
April's Motto


Being in time on the production line will make you feel {{font color|red|real}} fine!
 
Being in time on the production line will make you feel <span style="color:red;">real</span> fine!


May's Motto
May's Motto


If the production line is running fine, you won't have to do {{font color|red|overtime}}!
If the production line is running fine, you won't have to do <span style="color:red;">overtime</span>!


June's Motto
June's Motto


Our production line's made piece by piece so our {{font color|red|profits}} will increase!
Our production line's made piece by piece so our <span style="color:red;">profits</span> will increase!


July's Motto
July's Motto


Understand the rhythm and you will see it put a {{font color|red|spike}} in our efficiency!
Understand the rhythm and you will see it put a <span style="color:red;">spike</span> in our efficiency!


August's Motto
August's Motto


Our rhythm masters have some quirks but keep it running like {{font color|red|clockwork}}!
Our rhythm masters have some quirks but keep it running like <span style="color:red;">clockwork</span>!


September's Motto
September's Motto


Out widgets might not be much to note but they keep our company {{font color|red|afloat}}!
Out widgets might not be much to note but they keep our company <span style="color:red;">afloat</span>!


October's Motto
October's Motto


This production line's all we need except for our daily drink and {{font color|red|feed}}!
This production line's all we need except for our daily drink and <span style="color:red;">feed</span>!


November's Motto
November's Motto


We always work with a {{font color|red|positive}} attitude to gain our customer's gratitude!
We always work with a <span style="color:red;">positive</span> attitude to gain our customer's gratitude!


December's Motto
December's Motto


Do your best and you will {{font color|red|find}} you'll have fun on this production line!
Do your best and you will <span style="color:red;">find</span> you'll have fun on this production line!


January's Motto
January's Motto


The production line's in high {{font color|red|demand}}, when will my work ever end?
The production line's in high <span style="color:red;">demand</span>, when will my work ever end?


February's Motto
February's Motto


Just when you're starting to give up, the production line just {{font color|red|speeds}} up!
Just when you're starting to give up, the production line just <span style="color:red;">speeds</span> up!


March's Motto
March's Motto


The production line has a clear rhythm, just do your {{font color|red|best}} and don't give in!
The production line has a clear rhythm, just do your <span style="color:red;">best</span> and don't give in!
 
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[US]  
[US]  
<blockquote>High above the Rhythm Islands...
<blockquote>High above the Rhythm Islands...


Forthington: "Hey, Baxter, you hear about the new doughnut shop? You can get a doughnut covered in marshmallows, candy, and tiny little doughnuts!"
Forthington: "Hey, Baxter, you hear about the new doughnut shop? You can get a doughnut covered in marshmallows, candy, and tiny little doughnuts!"
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The two planes bank across each other's paths, making surprisingly doughnut-shaped vapor trails as they fly off for a well-deserved snack.
The two planes bank across each other's paths, making surprisingly doughnut-shaped vapor trails as they fly off for a well-deserved snack.
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[UK, article is named 'Quick and Slow'] <blockquote>High above the Rhythm Islands, a blue and red plane could be seen flying in tight formation.
[UK, article is named 'Quick and Slow']
<blockquote>High above the Rhythm Islands, a blue and red plane could be seen flying in tight formation.
 


"Hey, Quick! I heard a new doughnut shop opened up recently. It's supposed to be the cat's whiskers!"
"Hey, Quick! I heard a new doughnut shop opened up recently. It's supposed to be the cat's whiskers!"
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The two planes banked across each other's paths forming a perfect doughnut-shaped vapour trail in the sky as they headed off for a well-deserved snack.
The two planes banked across each other's paths forming a perfect doughnut-shaped vapour trail in the sky as they headed off for a well-deserved snack.
</blockquote>
 
==Parental Controls==
</blockquote>==Parental Controls==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Figure Fighter 2]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Figure Fighter 2]].


[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Son: "Mom! Buy this new Figure Fighter muscle doll for me! Pleeeease?!"
Son: "Mom! Buy this new Figure Fighter muscle doll for me! Pleeeease?!"


Mother: "I'm not buying that for you! It's all cheap, and it'll be broken before you know it!"
Mother: "I'm not buying that for you! It's all cheap, and it'll be broken before you know it!"
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Son: "*Sigh*"
Son: "*Sigh*"
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</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'Family Conversation']
[UK, article is named 'Family Conversation']
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
"Mum! Buy this Figure Fighter for me! Pleeeease!"
"Mum! Buy this Figure Fighter for me! Pleeeease!"


"I'm not buying that for you! Something that cheap will easily get broken!"
"I'm not buying that for you! Something that cheap will easily get broken!"
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"Sigh..."
"Sigh..."
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
==Wrestler's Weekly==
==Wrestler's Weekly==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Ringside]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Ringside]].
[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Wrestling 20XX
Wrestling 20XX


"Nobody beats the champ!"
"Nobody beats the champ!"
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Reporter: Aaaaand that's all from us! Be sure to join us ringside for another exclusive interview!
Reporter: Aaaaand that's all from us! Be sure to join us ringside for another exclusive interview!
</blockquote>
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[UK]
[UK]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
"Nobody beats the champ!"
"Nobody beats the champ!"


Location: Rhythm Arena
Location: Rhythm Arena
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"That's all from us. Be sure to join us ringside for another world exclusive interview!"
"That's all from us. Be sure to join us ringside for another world exclusive interview!"
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
==Journal of Tiny Science==
==Journal of Tiny Science==
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[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Day 1:
Day 1:


It's been five years since I announced my new method for bacterial research in "Microbe Today." My students and I have been working day and night to catalog our newest data. Then today I received a vial from the mysterious Rhythm League, and its contents astounded me! The microbes in the vial moved in sync with each other. And not just one or two, but countless microbes all moving in time! I am sure they represent an important discovery. We must keep studying them.
It's been five years since I announced my new method for bacterial research in "Microbe Today." My students and I have been working day and night to catalog our newest data. Then today I received a vial from the mysterious Rhythm League, and its contents astounded me! The microbes in the vial moved in sync with each other. And not just one or two, but countless microbes all moving in time! I am sure they represent an important discovery. We must keep studying them.
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Astonishing! As soon as I put the music on, the microbes brightened, moving in time and colorful again! I'm not sure how, but the microbes feed on the music in a process I shall call "rhythmesis". The music's effect is undeniable. The microbes have resumed their tiny, dancing march. Where could they be headed? We still have so much to learn about them... We have already gained from our research though. I find myself walking with a spring in my step now!
Astonishing! As soon as I put the music on, the microbes brightened, moving in time and colorful again! I'm not sure how, but the microbes feed on the music in a process I shall call "rhythmesis". The music's effect is undeniable. The microbes have resumed their tiny, dancing march. Where could they be headed? We still have so much to learn about them... We have already gained from our research though. I find myself walking with a spring in my step now!
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'Diary of Micro-Discoveries']
[UK, article is named 'Diary of Micro-Discoveries']
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Entry 1:
Entry 1:


It has been five years since I first announced my new method for bacterial research. The students and I have worked tirelessly day and night to find new bacteria. Today, I discovered a group of bacteria with a puzzling organised movement. They swam right past my microscope's field of view and I knew instantly that I had found something completely new. The bacteria moved with great coordination. There were not just one or two, but countless bacteria all moving in time. I am sure they represent an important discovery so we must study them further.
It has been five years since I first announced my new method for bacterial research. The students and I have worked tirelessly day and night to find new bacteria. Today, I discovered a group of bacteria with a puzzling organised movement. They swam right past my microscope's field of view and I knew instantly that I had found something completely new. The bacteria moved with great coordination. There were not just one or two, but countless bacteria all moving in time. I am sure they represent an important discovery so we must study them further.
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The bacteria still appear to lack their initial vitality. The team and I are exhausted from failing to improve their condition. We must do something! Perhaps some music would help liven our mood. I'm sure one of the students left a CD somewhere... As soon as I put the CD on, the bacteria lost their drab appearance. They began to move in time and glowed colourfully again! I'm not sure how, but they feed on the music (I may call the process "Rhythmesis"). However, the music's effect is undeniable. They bacteria have begun moving in a nimble jerking motion. I wonder where they could be headed? I must study them further to understand more about this truly mysterious organism. We still have a lot of learn from them. We should all learn to live with a spring in our step too!
The bacteria still appear to lack their initial vitality. The team and I are exhausted from failing to improve their condition. We must do something! Perhaps some music would help liven our mood. I'm sure one of the students left a CD somewhere... As soon as I put the CD on, the bacteria lost their drab appearance. They began to move in time and glowed colourfully again! I'm not sure how, but they feed on the music (I may call the process "Rhythmesis"). However, the music's effect is undeniable. They bacteria have begun moving in a nimble jerking motion. I wonder where they could be headed? I must study them further to understand more about this truly mysterious organism. We still have a lot of learn from them. We should all learn to live with a spring in our step too!
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</blockquote>
==Picky Eaters' Song==
==Picky Eaters' Song==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Samurai Slice 2]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Samurai Slice 2]].


[US] <blockquote>I am called the Wandering Samurai, due to my devotion to the samurai code of Bushido and my generally poor sense of direction.
[US]
<blockquote>I am called the Wandering Samurai, due to my devotion to the samurai code of Bushido and my generally poor sense of direction.
 


~As the sun dips below the horizon, the Wandering Samurai rests his weary body on the grounds of an old temple.~
~As the sun dips below the horizon, the Wandering Samurai rests his weary body on the grounds of an old temple.~
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It is delicious. Just like Mother used to make.
It is delicious. Just like Mother used to make.
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</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'The Picky Eaters Song']
[UK, article is named 'The Picky Eaters Song']
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
The lone samurai continues his endless journey onwards. Eventually the samurai came across a temple and decided to take shelter from the heat of the morning sun. His eyelids began to feel heavy and it did not take long before he fell fast asleep under a large tree. As he lay snoring in the shade, a counting song from his childhood came back to him...
The lone samurai continues his endless journey onwards. Eventually the samurai came across a temple and decided to take shelter from the heat of the morning sun. His eyelids began to feel heavy and it did not take long before he fell fast asleep under a large tree. As he lay snoring in the shade, a counting song from his childhood came back to him...


One- I like buns
One- I like buns
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To be continued...
To be continued...
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
==Angling Profiles==
==Angling Profiles==
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[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr presents: Fishing Tips with Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr
Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr presents: Fishing Tips with Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr


Ann Glerr here with some fishing tips! Let's start with the small fry: The Quicknibble is an adorable little orange fish with no sense of self-preservation whatsoever. It'll usually taste your bait twice then just bite onto it , at which point you can simply yank it out of the water.
Ann Glerr here with some fishing tips! Let's start with the small fry: The Quicknibble is an adorable little orange fish with no sense of self-preservation whatsoever. It'll usually taste your bait twice then just bite onto it , at which point you can simply yank it out of the water.
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I hope these tips will help you land a big one next time you're out! Ann Glerr signing off!
I hope these tips will help you land a big one next time you're out! Ann Glerr signing off!
</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'Fishing Monthly']
[UK, article is named 'Fishing Monthly']
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Expert's Corner
Expert's Corner


This month's Expert's Corner features tips from Ann Glerr.
This month's Expert's Corner features tips from Ann Glerr.
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Ann Glerr
Ann Glerr
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
==Expedition Journal==
==Expedition Journal==
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[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
April 16
April 16


Today, our expedition team is set to arrive at our destination. It's strange, though... No matter how many steps forward we take, we seem to be right back where we started. Am I just imagining things?
Today, our expedition team is set to arrive at our destination. It's strange, though... No matter how many steps forward we take, we seem to be right back where we started. Am I just imagining things?
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I...I believe in our captain.
I...I believe in our captain.
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</blockquote>
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[UK]
[UK]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
16th April
16th April


The expedition team should make it to our goal today... However, no matter how much progress we make, it feels as if we are going round in circles.
The expedition team should make it to our goal today... However, no matter how much progress we make, it feels as if we are going round in circles.
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I hope he means it this time...
I hope he means it this time...
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
==Birds of the Universe==
==Birds of the Universe==
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[US] Did  everyone have a refreshing break? Wonderful! Let's continue our tour of the planet of the Huebirds...
[US] Did  everyone have a refreshing break? Wonderful! Let's continue our tour of the planet of the Huebirds...
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Ah, here we see a typical morning commute for these colorful creatures. Note that, even in a dense crowd, they move in perfect harmony. Er...mostly. Excuse me! Please don't push! Someone could get hurt! Excuse me!
Ah, here we see a typical morning commute for these colorful creatures. Note that, even in a dense crowd, they move in perfect harmony. Er...mostly. Excuse me! Please don't push! Someone could get hurt! Excuse me!


"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, squawk!"
"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, squawk!"
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I don't understand! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Ahem. let's continue our tour, shall we? As I was saying, the Huebirds are lovely creatures with their own ideas about order. Next, we'll be examining an altogether different species, the Eloquent Tapir, who I'm sure you all will enjoy conversing with.
I don't understand! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Ahem. let's continue our tour, shall we? As I was saying, the Huebirds are lovely creatures with their own ideas about order. Next, we'll be examining an altogether different species, the Eloquent Tapir, who I'm sure you all will enjoy conversing with.
</blockquote>
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[UK] Welcome to another edition of Birds of the Universe. Today, we've got quite a selection to show you.
[UK] Welcome to another edition of Birds of the Universe. Today, we've got quite a selection to show you.
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
The prettiest of all space birds has to be the Huebird. Let's see how they start their day. Rush hour starts early on the colourful planet. But even in large groups, they move in harmony...most of the time.
The prettiest of all space birds has to be the Huebird. Let's see how they start their day. Rush hour starts early on the colourful planet. But even in large groups, they move in harmony...most of the time.


"It's looking pretty crowded already. Hey, everybody! Stop pushing, it's dangerous!"
"It's looking pretty crowded already. Hey, everybody! Stop pushing, it's dangerous!"
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Enjoy your bird watching!
Enjoy your bird watching!
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</blockquote>
==Rhythm Rockets==
==Rhythm Rockets==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Launch Party]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Launch Party]].


[US] <blockquote>Hello, and thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! These are sure to make your next outer-space voyage fun and memorable! We have four models this year, and I'll be happy to explain the differences.
[US]
<blockquote>Hello, and thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! These are sure to make your next outer-space voyage fun and memorable! We have four models this year, and I'll be happy to explain the differences.
 


Family Model
Family Model
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Whichever Rhythm Rocket you choose, you're certain to have an exciting and fun outer-space expedition!
Whichever Rhythm Rocket you choose, you're certain to have an exciting and fun outer-space expedition!
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'Mini Rocket Development'] <blockquote>Hello! Thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! We currently have four rocket models in production. Let me explain to you the differences between them.
 
 
 
[UK, article is named 'Mini Rocket Development']
<blockquote>Hello! Thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! We currently have four rocket models in production. Let me explain to you the differences between them.
 


The basic red and white "Trusty" model was developed to be easy to launch and is the most reliable of our designs.
The basic red and white "Trusty" model was developed to be easy to launch and is the most reliable of our designs.
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Our "Striker" model has a striking sound and is a real knockout! If you've never played a perfect game of bowling, launch one of these and you'll know how it feels!
Our "Striker" model has a striking sound and is a real knockout! If you've never played a perfect game of bowling, launch one of these and you'll know how it feels!


I think you'll find we have a mini-rocket for every occasion and one that can compliment your lives. So, please order one now before they sell out!</blockquote>
I think you'll find we have a mini-rocket for every occasion and one that can compliment your lives. So, please order one now before they sell out!
==Concert Listings==
</blockquote>==Concert Listings==
Obtained by getting a perfect in Love Rap 2.
Obtained by getting a perfect in Love Rap 2.


[US] <blockquote>Promoting their eagerly anticipated new single "Love Rap,"[sic] the Love Posse (featuring MC Adore) is coming to a town near you! Opening for the Posse will be those twin quasars of hip-hop, the RAPMEN. Check online for dates and venues. Advance tickets are $60, and each comes with an MC Adore sticker. Tickets at the door are also $60 but do NOT come with a sticker. Plan ahead! Don't miss it!
[US]
<blockquote>Promoting their eagerly anticipated new single "Love Rap,"[sic] the Love Posse (featuring MC Adore) is coming to a town near you! Opening for the Posse will be those twin quasars of hip-hop, the RAPMEN. Check online for dates and venues. Advance tickets are $60, and each comes with an MC Adore sticker. Tickets at the door are also $60 but do NOT come with a sticker. Plan ahead! Don't miss it!
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'Hip Hop Press'] <blockquote>In anticipation of The Love Posse feat. MC Adore's new single "Love Rap", the band will be performing an exclusive live set for a limited number of fans. Of course, you can expect everyone's favourite rapping due "The Love Posse" to be providing the backing too!
 
 
 
[UK, article is named 'Hip Hop Press']
<blockquote>In anticipation of The Love Posse feat. MC Adore's new single "Love Rap", the band will be performing an exclusive live set for a limited number of fans. Of course, you can expect everyone's favourite rapping due "The Love Posse" to be providing the backing too!
 


Date: To be confirmed
Date: To be confirmed
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Tickets are on sale now so don't miss out!
Tickets are on sale now so don't miss out!
</blockquote>
 
==At the Auditions==
</blockquote>==At the Auditions==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Tap Troupe]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Tap Troupe]].


[US] <blockquote>"I want to be a star!" That was what I thought every minute of every day after I moved to this town. Then I saw the most important flyer on the most important café bulletin board of my life.
[US]
<blockquote>"I want to be a star!" That was what I thought every minute of every day after I moved to this town. Then I saw the most important flyer on the most important café bulletin board of my life.
 


The flyer read, "Tap star wanted!"
The flyer read, "Tap star wanted!"
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And that's how I began my climb to tap stardom...
And that's how I began my climb to tap stardom...
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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[UK] <blockquote>I had always wanted to become famous and came to this town to try and achieve my dreams! When I saw an audition poster in a cafe, I knew the chance had finally arrived.
 
 
 
[UK]
<blockquote>I had always wanted to become famous and came to this town to try and achieve my dreams! When I saw an audition poster in a cafe, I knew the chance had finally arrived.
 


The poster said "Tap Star auditions!"
The poster said "Tap Star auditions!"
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From that moment, my career as a tap star really began and I have never looked back.
From that moment, my career as a tap star really began and I have never looked back.
</blockquote>
 
==Pep-Squad Rules==
</blockquote>==Pep-Squad Rules==
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Cheer Readers 2]].
Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Cheer Readers 2]].


[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
*Energy is key!
*Energy is key!
*Everybody pitches in to clean the practice room.
*Everybody pitches in to clean the practice room.
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*If you read a good book, post it on the team's blog and share it with everyone!
*If you read a good book, post it on the team's blog and share it with everyone!
*The "BOOM" part of "Rah-rah sis boom ba-BOOM" is key. Say it with pep, and let 'em know you mean it!
*The "BOOM" part of "Rah-rah sis boom ba-BOOM" is key. Say it with pep, and let 'em know you mean it!
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'Club Rules']
[UK, article is named 'Club Rules']
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Rule 1: Always remember your manners!
Rule 1: Always remember your manners!


Rule 2: Keep the room tidy.
Rule 2: Keep the room tidy.
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Rule 8: Always repeat cheers with lots and lots of energy!
Rule 8: Always repeat cheers with lots and lots of energy!
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
==A Musical Term==
==A Musical Term==
Obtained by getting a perfect in Karate Man 2.
Obtained by getting a perfect in Karate Man 2.


[US] <blockquote>"I dunno. It's like everyone just decides what it means and passes their judgment and expects me to behave in a certain way. I mean, first of all, it's my name, like my actual, this-is-what-my-birth-certificate-says NAME. It doesn't reflect me as a person. And hey, words can mean more than one thing, you know? Just because the first thing YOU think of is some happy-go-lucky sap doesn't mean...Ugh. I know, I come in here every week and the spend whole session griping about this. You're probably tired of hearing about it by now. Do you ever have problems like this? Do people just look at you and assume that you're into, I dunno, copying what people do?"
[US]
<blockquote>"I dunno. It's like everyone just decides what it means and passes their judgment and expects me to behave in a certain way. I mean, first of all, it's my name, like my actual, this-is-what-my-birth-certificate-says NAME. It doesn't reflect me as a person. And hey, words can mean more than one thing, you know? Just because the first thing YOU think of is some happy-go-lucky sap doesn't mean...Ugh. I know, I come in here every week and the spend whole session griping about this. You're probably tired of hearing about it by now. Do you ever have problems like this? Do people just look at you and assume that you're into, I dunno, copying what people do?"
 


"Oookii oook-ook!"
"Oookii oook-ook!"


"Right, right. My therapy is about me and my problems, not you. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll see you next Tuesday for another session of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'"
"Right, right. My therapy is about me and my problems, not you. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll see you next Tuesday for another session of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'"
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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[UK] The UK version is exactly the same, apart from the Monkey's speech being "Oooky oook-ook!" instead, and the British English spelling of 'Mr Upbeat'.
[UK] The UK version is exactly the same, apart from the Monkey's speech being "Oooky oook-ook!" instead, and the British English spelling of 'Mr Upbeat'.
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[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
xx/xx/20xx
xx/xx/20xx


"It's July through November" was the tip from the mystery man working at the Built to Scale factory. The "Assembly-Line Slogans" document he wrote looks suspicious. We'll definitely want to investigate that.
"It's July through November" was the tip from the mystery man working at the Built to Scale factory. The "Assembly-Line Slogans" document he wrote looks suspicious. We'll definitely want to investigate that.
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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[UK, article is named 'Police Memo']
[UK, article is named 'Police Memo']
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Police Report:
Police Report:


We received a tip off from an unidentified man who is apparently working at the widget factory. It said "from July to November". There's definitely something suspicious about those "Quality Construction Catchwords". We should investigate further.
We received a tip off from an unidentified man who is apparently working at the widget factory. It said "from July to November". There's definitely something suspicious about those "Quality Construction Catchwords". We should investigate further.
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
==Final Words==
==Final Words==
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[US]
[US]
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Hey, you there! Yes, you! In front of the TV! Congratulations on getting a Perfect on Remix 10! Nicely done! Oh, and thanks for much for just playing this far into the game! It’s always gratifying when someone goes to the trouble, you know? We’ve been watching you doing your best, playing real hard. It’s inspiring. Did you have fun? Was it hard to get here? Maybe you have friends who say it was easy. Hmph.Whatever. But let’s talk about you some more! You probably found your sense of rhythm improving, huh? …Right? If you haven’t already done so, you should totally have your friends try out this game. You know there’s a two-player mode, right? All right, let’s say it was your destiny to battle and evil wrestler army, and only you could do it. You might be sad that you had such a rough destiny ahead of you. But what if, by battling the evil wrestler army, you could make a lot of people smile? Then you might think, “That’s a pretty good destiny.” That’s all we wanted to say. Hopefully we’ll see you out there again sometime. Enjoy your evening. -- This message brought to you by the mysterious Rhythm League. </span></p></blockquote>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">Hey, you there! Yes, you! In front of the TV! Congratulations on getting a Perfect on Remix 10! Nicely done! Oh, and thanks for much for just playing this far into the game! It’s always gratifying when someone goes to the trouble, you know? We’ve been watching you doing your best, playing real hard. It’s inspiring. Did you have fun? Was it hard to get here? Maybe you have friends who say it was easy. Hmph.Whatever. But let’s talk about you some more! You probably found your sense of rhythm improving, huh? …Right? If you haven’t already done so, you should totally have your friends try out this game. You know there’s a two-player mode, right? All right, let’s say it was your destiny to battle and evil wrestler army, and only you could do it. You might be sad that you had such a rough destiny ahead of you. But what if, by battling the evil wrestler army, you could make a lot of people smile? Then you might think, “That’s a pretty good destiny.” That’s all we wanted to say. Hopefully we’ll see you out there again sometime. Enjoy your evening. -- This message brought to you by the mysterious Rhythm League. </span></p>
</blockquote>


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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[UK] </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-GB">[UK] </span></p>
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p class="MsoNormal">Congratulations!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Congratulations!</p>


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<p class="MsoNormal">The Wrestler's Rhythm League Fan Club Rep.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">The Wrestler's Rhythm League Fan Club Rep.</p>
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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