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==Greetings==
==Greetings==
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''Thank you for buying Rhythm Heaven! It might take some doing, but we hope you get a change to enjoy each of the rhythm games we've made for you!''
''Thank you for buying Rhythm Heaven! It might take some doing, but we hope you get a change to enjoy each of the rhythm games we've made for you!''


''Oh, if you're reading this, that means you've played the game! Never mind us then! Keep playing, and have a great time!''
''Oh, if you're reading this, that means you've played the game! Never mind us then! Keep playing, and have a great time!''
 
</blockquote>
==The Secret of Flicking==
==The Secret of Flicking==
<blockquote>
''Are you getting the hand of flicking the stylus? It takes a little oomph, doesn't it? If you're still having trouble, let me show you a little secret.''
''Are you getting the hand of flicking the stylus? It takes a little oomph, doesn't it? If you're still having trouble, let me show you a little secret.''


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''Keep practicing that flick until it's as natural to you as snapping your fingers!''
''Keep practicing that flick until it's as natural to you as snapping your fingers!''
 
</blockquote>
==Help Wanted==
==Help Wanted==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Crop Stomp]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Crop Stomp]].
 
<blockquote>
''Our farm needs workers to help us bring in the harvest and get rid of our mole problem.''
''Our farm needs workers to help us bring in the harvest and get rid of our mole problem.''


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''Contact info: Stomp and Chomp Agriculture Co. Human Resources Dept.''
''Contact info: Stomp and Chomp Agriculture Co. Human Resources Dept.''
 
</blockquote>
==What's a Güiro?==
==What's a Güiro?==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Love Lizards]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Love Lizards]].
 
<blockquote>
''Güiro Lizards''
''Güiro Lizards''


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''When it's festival time, this good-natured reptile likes to heat up its cold blood with loud music and crazy dancing.''
''When it's festival time, this good-natured reptile likes to heat up its cold blood with loud music and crazy dancing.''
 
</blockquote>
==Robot Manual==
==Robot Manual==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Fillbots]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Fillbots]].
 
<blockquote>
''Fueling Robots''
''Fueling Robots''


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''However, if you give them just the right amount of fuel, they'll take off into the skies, the happiest robots you've ever seen. I don't know why they do this. They must be very advanced indeed!''
''However, if you give them just the right amount of fuel, they'll take off into the skies, the happiest robots you've ever seen. I don't know why they do this. They must be very advanced indeed!''
 
</blockquote>
==DJ School Flier==
==DJ School Flier==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[DJ School]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[DJ School]].
 
<blockquote>
''Now Recruiting Wannabe DJs!''
''Now Recruiting Wannabe DJs!''


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''People interested in becoming real DJs need not apply. Our facilities can handle only people who want to LOOK like DJs.''
''People interested in becoming real DJs need not apply. Our facilities can handle only people who want to LOOK like DJs.''
 
</blockquote>
==Blue Bird Diary==
==Blue Bird Diary==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Blue Birds]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Blue Birds]].
 
<blockquote>
''Blue Bird Diary''
''Blue Bird Diary''


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''Tomorrow, we will finally learn where we are being assigned to. Who knows where we'll be posted? Our leader keeps saying "somewhere fun," but coming from him, that scares me more. Ahh, it's too scary! Eep.''
''Tomorrow, we will finally learn where we are being assigned to. Who knows where we'll be posted? Our leader keeps saying "somewhere fun," but coming from him, that scares me more. Ahh, it's too scary! Eep.''
 
</blockquote>
==Crew's Log==
==Crew's Log==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Shoot-'Em-Up 2]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Shoot-'Em-Up 2]].
 
<blockquote>
''I command the battleship tasked with protecting our home planet from the scourge of alien invaders. It is my duty. It is my life.''
''I command the battleship tasked with protecting our home planet from the scourge of alien invaders. It is my duty. It is my life.''


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''My duty is my life. I will fight and fight until I can go home. But when I do, I'll see her again.''
''My duty is my life. I will fight and fight until I can go home. But when I do, I'll see her again.''
 
</blockquote>
==Assembly Line Slogans==
==Assembly Line Slogans==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Built to Scale 2]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Built to Scale 2]].
 
<blockquote>
''Slogan for April: Rhythm and precision make for happy widgets.''
''Slogan for April: Rhythm and precision make for happy widgets.''


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''Slogan for March: Turns out you get paid the same whether you're on the beat or not.''
''Slogan for March: Turns out you get paid the same whether you're on the beat or not.''
 
</blockquote>
==Eyewitness Accounts==
==Eyewitness Accounts==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Munchy Monk 2]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Munchy Monk 2]].
 
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''We've just scored some juicy info on the hot new mystery monster! Dumpling Man!''
''We've just scored some juicy info on the hot new mystery monster! Dumpling Man!''


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''More news as it happens!''
''More news as it happens!''
 
</blockquote>
==A Confession==
==A Confession==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Freeze Frame]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Freeze Frame]].
 
<blockquote>
''My boyfriend's funny. It's like he was born with a camera glued to his nose or something.''
''My boyfriend's funny. It's like he was born with a camera glued to his nose or something.''


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''I can't wait to see the look on his face when he develops that photo! I wish I looked a little more presentable, but whatchagonnado?''
''I can't wait to see the look on his face when he develops that photo! I wish I looked a little more presentable, but whatchagonnado?''
</blockquote>
==An Essay On Keepsy-Upsy==
==An Essay On Keepsy-Upsy==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Space Soccer 2.
Obtained by getting a perfect on Space Soccer 2.
 
<blockquote>
''I am a space kicker. My job, strange as it may seem, is to keep my ball aloft as I float through space. I thought it was weird when they launched my into space, but I've gotten used to the idea now.''
''I am a space kicker. My job, strange as it may seem, is to keep my ball aloft as I float through space. I thought it was weird when they launched my into space, but I've gotten used to the idea now.''


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''Thanks, mom!''
''Thanks, mom!''
</blockquote>
==Rally Certificate==
==Rally Certificate==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Rhythm Rally 2. (Good luck with that!)
Obtained by getting a perfect on Rhythm Rally 2.
 
<blockquote>
''You have preformed outstandingly at the Rhythm Rally Table Tennis Tourney, so we would like to present to you this certificate of achivement.''
''You have preformed outstandingly at the Rhythm Rally Table Tennis Tourney, so we would like to present to you this certificate of achivement.''


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''Chairman of the Rhythm League''
''Chairman of the Rhythm League''
</blockquote>
==Catch You On The Flip Side==
==Catch You On The Flip Side==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Lockstep 2.
Obtained by getting a perfect on Lockstep 2.
 
<blockquote>
''Since it pops up quite a bit in this game, we should tell you about the "flip side" of the music world.''
''Since it pops up quite a bit in this game, we should tell you about the "flip side" of the music world.''


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''Give it a shot.''
''Give it a shot.''
</blockquote>
==Guitar Monthly==
==Guitar Monthly==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Rockers 2.
Obtained by getting a perfect on Rockers 2.
 
<blockquote>
''This month's special edition:''
''This month's special edition:''


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''PS- At least I get to spend all day talking to my senior lab partner! La lala lala!''
''PS- At least I get to spend all day talking to my senior lab partner! La lala lala!''
</blockquote>
==Cheering Tips==
==Cheering Tips==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Drummer Duel.
Obtained by getting a perfect on Drummer Duel.
 
<blockquote>
''Lesson 1''
''Lesson 1''


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''The DOKO DOKO DON part is a trap laid for anyone who isn't committed to taiko. You must focus to the very end if you have any hopes of victory!''
''The DOKO DOKO DON part is a trap laid for anyone who isn't committed to taiko. You must focus to the very end if you have any hopes of victory!''
</blockquote>
==Leader's Notes==
==Leader's Notes==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Glee Club 2
Obtained by getting a perfect on Glee Club 2
 
<blockquote>
''I used to be in a group called the Clappy Trio. We would clap along with the popular music of the day, mostly on street corners, mostly for spare change. But all of that changed one day...''
''I used to be in a group called the Clappy Trio. We would clap along with the popular music of the day, mostly on street corners, mostly for spare change. But all of that changed one day...''


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''I hope that when you see them, you'll think about how far they've come, and you'll cheer on these brave, talented singers for me!''
''I hope that when you see them, you'll think about how far they've come, and you'll cheer on these brave, talented singers for me!''
</blockquote>
==Sync Or Swim Weekly==
==Sync Or Swim Weekly==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Splahdown 2
Obtained by getting a perfect on Splahdown 2
 
<blockquote>
''Special Edition''
''Special Edition''


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''.We expect great things from them.''
''.We expect great things from them.''
</blockquote>
==Concert Poster==
==Concert Poster==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Big Rock Finish
Obtained by getting a perfect on Big Rock Finish
 
<blockquote>
''Tiny Ghosts live!''
''Tiny Ghosts live!''


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''Everyone! Come on out!''
''Everyone! Come on out!''
</blockquote>
==Moai Language Lesson==
==Moai Language Lesson==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Moai Doo-Wop
Obtained by getting a perfect on Moai Doo-Wop
 
<blockquote>
''The language that we have dubbed "Moai Song" has the following characteristics:''
''The language that we have dubbed "Moai Song" has the following characteristics:''


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''We could all learn a great deal from how much attention they pay to what their friends have to say.''
''We could all learn a great deal from how much attention they pay to what their friends have to say.''
</blockquote>
==Life Of A Dog Ninja==
==Life Of A Dog Ninja==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Dog Ninja. (Where else?)
Obtained by getting a perfect on Dog Ninja.
 
<blockquote>
''Few dogs choose the way of the ninja, but for those who do, we do so because we must.''
''Few dogs choose the way of the ninja, but for those who do, we do so because we must.''


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''Vegetables, cast-iron skillets, tires (whitewall or standard)... I'll cut anything! I need the money to buy shuriken.''
''Vegetables, cast-iron skillets, tires (whitewall or standard)... I'll cut anything! I need the money to buy shuriken.''
<blockquote>
==Remixes 1-9==
==Remixes 1-9==
''Remix 1: Obtain Lyrics Card #1 ("Thrilling! Is This Love?" from Fan Club''
''Remix 1: Obtain Lyrics Card #1 ("Thrilling! Is This Love?" from Fan Club''
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==The Rhythm League (Remix 10)==
==The Rhythm League (Remix 10)==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Remix 10
Obtained by getting a perfect on Remix 10
 
<blockquote>
''Congradulations on getting a perfect on Remix 10! So, how many more perfects do you have left to get, anyway?''
''Congradulations on getting a perfect on Remix 10! So, how many more perfects do you have left to get, anyway?''


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''Captain Blue Bird''
''Captain Blue Bird''
 
</blockquote>
==Trivia==
==Trivia==
*When reading an article, if the player waits for a moment, the sounds of snoring can be heard in the background.
*When reading an article, if the player waits for a moment, the sounds of snoring can be heard in the background.
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