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==Welcome!==

[US] Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer.

[UK, Article is named 'Greetings'] Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm games just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer.

==Golf Lessons==

[US] I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.

From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.

==Industrial Espionage==

[US] At a secret hideout in an undisclosed location under a heavy veil of mystery and darkness...

"As you wish, boss."

==Partners==

[US] See: "Hey, Saw."

"Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!"

==My Feelings==

[US] I've always wanted to learn the guitar but never had the nerve to try. When I finally did get up the courage, I found that SHE worked at the local music shop. She told me I had nothing to be afraid of, that playing guitar was simple. Easy for her to say-- everyone knows her band is big in Japan. I didn't have enough money to buy one that day, but she let me try out a guitar and showed me some chords. I came back a lot over the next six months while I saved up my allowance. Now I've bought my guitar, I've started a band, and I'm practicing a lot. I even wrote a song for her. Only problem is I can't bring myself to play it for her. So instead, I'll invite her to our first live show. After school, we sat on a bench together while I tried to work up the courage to give her the ticket I got her. My throat was parched, and my mind was racing. For some reason, some weasels were looking at us... And then a strange thing happened. A soccer ball came at us, and I reflexively gave it a good kick. It felt great! It calmed me down too. Even the weasels seemed happy. So I started kicking away my feelings...

==First-Day Orientation==

[UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] Achoo! Ahem...Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation! Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice. No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat! This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat. The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves. If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too! So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing. "All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!" A...aaaah...chooooooooo!

==Ad Copy==

[US] Do you hate looking at your watch, afraid of how late you are to your meeting, date, or appointment? Is the mere act of checking the time a source of stress and unhappiness in your life? If so, you need a Monkey Watch! It won't make you any less late for things, but there's no way to frown after looking at it! Seriously! It's medically impossible! We asked some science guys about it! So buy your Monkey Watch today and smile the rest of your life! WARNING: Using Monkey Watch continuously may make the monkeys tired. Let them rest occasionally for more accurate timekeeping.

Probably...

==After Work==

[US] On the work floor...

"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."

==Assembly-Line Slogans==

(Bolded words are red)

The production line has a clear rhythm, just do your '''best '''and don't give in!

==Baxter & Forthington==

[US] High above the Rhythm Islands...

The two planes banked across each other's paths forming a perfect doughnut-shaped vapour trail in the sky as they headed off for a well-deserved snack.

==Parental Controls==

[US]

"Sigh..."

==Wrestler's Weekly==

[US]

"That's all from us. Be sure to join us ringside for another world exclusive interview!"

==Journal of Tiny Science==

[US]

The bacteria still appear to lack their initial vitality. The team and I are exhausted from failing to improve their condition. We must do something! Perhaps some music would help liven our mood. I'm sure one of the students left a CD somewhere... As soon as I put the CD on, the bacteria lost their drab appearance. They began to move in time and glowed colourfully again! I'm not sure how, but they feed on the music (I may call the process "Rhythmesis"). However, the music's effect is undeniable. They bacteria have begun moving in a nimble jerking motion. I wonder where they could be headed? I must study them further to understand more about this truly mysterious organism. We still have a lot of learn from them. We should all learn to live with a spring in our step too!

==Picky Eaters' Song==

[US] I am called the Wandering Samurai, due to my devotion to the samurai code of Bushido and my generally poor sense of direction.

To be continued...

==Angling Profiles==

[US]

Ann Glerr

==Expedition Journal==

April 16

I hope he means it this time...

==Birds of the Universe==

[US] Did  everyone have a refreshing break? Wonderful! Let's continue our tour of the planet of the Huebirds...

Enjoy your bird watching!

==Rhythm Rockets==

[US] Hello, and thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! These are sure to make your next outer-space voyage fun and memorable! We have four models this year, and I'll be happy to explain the differences.

I think you'll find we have a mini-rocket for every occasion and one that can compliment your lives. So, please order one now before they sell out!

==Concert Listings==

[US] Promoting their eagerly anticipated new single "Love Rap,"[sic] the Love Posse (featuring MC Adore) is coming to a town near you! Opening for the Posse will be those twin quasars of hip-hop, the RAPMEN. Check online for dates and venues. Advance tickets are $60, and each comes with an MC Adore sticker. Tickets at the door are also $60 but do NOT come with a sticker. Plan ahead! Don't miss it!

Tickets are on sale now so don't miss out!

==At the Auditions==

[US] "I want to be a star!" That was what I thought every minute of every day after I moved to this town. Then I saw the most important flyer on the most important café bulletin board of my life.

From that moment, my career as a tap star really began and I have never looked back.

==Pep-Squad Rules==

[US]

*Energy is key!

Rule 8: Always repeat cheers with lots and lots of energy!

==A Musical Term==

[US] "I dunno. It's like everyone just decides what it means and passes their judgment and expects me to behave in a certain way. I mean, first of all, it's my name, like my actual, this-is-what-my-birth-certificate-says NAME. It doesn't reflect me as a person. And hey, words can mean more than one thing, you know? Just because the first thing YOU think of is some happy-go-lucky sap doesn't mean...Ugh. I know, I come in here every week and the spend whole session griping about this. You're probably tired of hearing about it by now. Do you ever have problems like this? Do people just look at you and assume that you're into, I dunno, copying what people do?"

[UK] The UK version is exactly the same, apart from the Monkey's speech being "Oooky oook-ook!" instead, and the British English spelling of 'Mr Upbeat'.

==Investigation Notes==

[US]

We received a tip off from an unidentified man who is apparently working at the widget factory. It said "from July to November". There's definitely something suspicious about those "Quality Construction Catchwords". We should investigate further.

==Final Words==

[US]