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In Rhythm Heaven Fever, like Rhythm Heaven, has several written articles given for achieving perfects. However, unlike Rhythm Heaven, these articles differ slightly between the PAL and NTSC versions of the game. | In Rhythm Heaven Fever, like Rhythm Heaven, has several written articles given for achieving perfects. However, unlike Rhythm Heaven, these articles differ slightly between the PAL and NTSC versions of the game. | ||
==Welcome!== | |||
[NTSC] Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer. | [NTSC] Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer. | ||
[PAL, Article is named 'Greetings'] Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm gaves just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer. | [PAL, Article is named 'Greetings'] Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm gaves just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer. | ||
==Golf Lessons== | |||
[NTSC] I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got. | |||
Monkey: "Hi, you can call me Monkey. I'm going to show you some tricks to improve your score." | |||
Mandrill: "Hellooo! I'm a mandrill. I help Monkey out sometimes." | |||
I thought about asking for their qualifications, but before I knew it, I was showing them my swing. | |||
Monkey: "Great form! You just need to work on your timing." | |||
Mandrill: "and REAL golfers can hit a ball no matter what. Even if it's moving. Fast." | |||
Monkey: "See that whale that kinda looks like an island out there? When I give you the cue, swing toward that." | |||
Mandrill: "And remember that it's not about power. Listen for Monkey's cue, and time your swing on that." | |||
Monkey: "Oo kiiii. ♪" | |||
Golf ball: *clunk* | |||
Mandrill: "Not bad. But anyone can get one lucky shot. You're gonna have to practice, and practice hard!" | |||
And that was the day my REAL golf education began... | |||
[PAL, Article is named 'How to Get a Hole in One'] No matter how much I practised, I struggled to improve my gold score and couldn't even dream of getting a hole in one. I heard about a pair of professionals through a friend that coud guarantee results fast. I went to the place I had arranged to meet my new caddies to find a curious duo. | |||
"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here to teach you how to improve your score." | |||
"and Mandrill show you how to get strong!" | |||
It was unusual to say the least but I showed them a couple of my practice swings. | |||
"Nice form! You just need to work on your timing," said the monkey. | |||
"Golfer think only hitting stopped ball is good training?" asked the large mandrill, "Mandrill teach better technique!" | |||
"Focus on what whale by the island over there," instructed the monkey, "follow my signal and concentrate on your timing." | |||
"Power nothing without timing. Monkey say, golfer do!" the mandrill explained. | |||
I tried to take note of their informative if unconventional golfing instruction. | |||
"Ooky!" "Whoosh!" "Plop!" | |||
"Mandrill think that was lucky hit. Lucky golfer can not do every time. Less luck, more practice!" | |||
From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one. | |||