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===Ad Copy=== | ===Ad Copy=== | ||
Obtained as the [[gift]] on [[Monkey Watch]]. | Obtained as the [[gift]] on [[Monkey Watch]]. | ||
{| | |||
{{vg|class=vg-compact vg-row-numbered| | |||
{{vgrn|heading=Page|6}} | |||
{{vgc|column=2|''{{Nihongo|Ad Copy}}''}} | |||
{{vgc|column=2|poem= | |||
|Are you always late? Do you | Do you hate looking at your | ||
| | watch, afraid of how late | ||
| | you are to your meeting, | ||
date, or appointment? | |||
| | }} | ||
| | {{vgc|column=2|poem= | ||
Is the mere act of checking | |||
| | the time a source of stress | ||
| | and unhappiness in your | ||
life? | |||
| | }} | ||
| | {{vgc|column=2|poem= | ||
If so, you need a | |||
Monkey Watch! It won't | |||
make you any less late for | |||
things, but there's no way | |||
to frown after looking at it! | |||
}} | |||
{{vgc|column=2|poem= | |||
Seriously! It's medically | |||
impossible! We asked some | |||
science guys about it! | |||
}} | |||
{{vgc|column=2|poem= | |||
So buy your Monkey Watch | |||
today, and smile the rest | |||
of your life! | |||
}} | |||
{{vgc|column=2|poem= | |||
WARNING: Using Monkey | |||
Watch continuously may | |||
make the monkeys tired. Let | |||
them rest occasionally for | |||
more accurate timekeeping. | |||
}} | |||
{{vgc|column=3|''{{Nihongo|Current Trends}}''}} | |||
{{vgc|column=3|poem= | |||
Are you always late? Do you | |||
struggle to know what time it | |||
is? Are your wrists drab and | |||
boring? Then you need a: | |||
MONKEY WATCH | |||
}} | |||
{{vgc|column=3|poem= | |||
Have you been late for a date | |||
to find that the girl wouldn't | |||
wait for you to show up? | |||
Then you need a: | |||
MONKEY WATCH | |||
}} | |||
{{vgc|column=3|poem= | |||
Monkey Watch Disclaimer | |||
Looking at your new monkey | |||
watch for long periods of time | |||
can wear the monkeys out and | |||
may cause the watch to lose | |||
time. | |||
}} | |||
{{vgc|column=3|poem= | |||
Be sure to give them | |||
plenty of rest and the | |||
occasional banana and your | |||
monkey watch will give you | |||
years of reliable service. | |||
}} | |||
{{vgc|column=3|poem= | |||
Probably... | |||
}} | |||
}} | |||
===After Work=== | ===After Work=== | ||
Obtained as the [[gift]] on [[Working Dough]]. | Obtained as the [[gift]] on [[Working Dough]]. | ||