Reading Material (Rhythm Heaven Fever): Difference between revisions

==Golf Lessons==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Hole in One]].

[US] I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.

==Industrial Espionage==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Screwbot Factory 2]].

[US] At a secret hideout in an undisclosed location under a heavy veil of mystery and darkness...

==Partners==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[See-Saw]].

[US] See: "Hey, Saw."

==My Feelings==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Double Date]].

[US] I've always wanted to learn the guitar but never had the nerve to try. When I finally did get up the courage, I found that SHE worked at the local music shop. She told me I had nothing to be afraid of, that playing guitar was simple. Easy for her to say-- everyone knows her band is big in Japan. I didn't have enough money to buy one that day, but she let me try out a guitar and showed me some chords. I came back a lot over the next six months while I saved up my allowance. Now I've bought my guitar, I've started a band, and I'm practicing a lot. I even wrote a song for her. Only problem is I can't bring myself to play it for her. So instead, I'll invite her to our first live show. After school, we sat on a bench together while I tried to work up the courage to give her the ticket I got her. My throat was parched, and my mind was racing. For some reason, some weasels were looking at us... And then a strange thing happened. A soccer ball came at us, and I reflexively gave it a good kick. It felt great! It calmed me down too. Even the weasels seemed happy. So I started kicking away my feelings...

==Ad Copy==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Monkey Watch]].

[US] Do you hate looking at your watch, afraid of how late you are to your meeting, date, or appointment? Is the mere act of checking the time a source of stress and unhappiness in your life? If so, you need a Monkey Watch! It won't make you any less late for things, but there's no way to frown after looking at it! Seriously! It's medically impossible! We asked some science guys about it! So buy your Monkey Watch today and smile the rest of your life! WARNING: Using Monkey Watch continuously may make the monkeys tired. Let them rest occasionally for more accurate timekeeping.

==After Work==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Working Dough]].

[US] On the work floor...

==Assembly-Line Slogans==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Built to Scale 2 (Wii)|Built to Scale 2]].

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==Baxter & Forthington==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Air Rally]].

[US] High above the Rhythm Islands...

==Parental Controls==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Figure Fighter 2]].

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==Journal of Tiny Science==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Micro-Row 2]].

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==Picky Eaters' Song==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Samurai Slice 2]].

[US] I am called the Wandering Samurai, due to my devotion to the samurai code of Bushido and my generally poor sense of direction.

==Angling Profiles==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Catch of the Day]].

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==Birds of the Universe==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Flock Step]].

[US] Did  everyone have a refreshing break? Wonderful! Let's continue our tour of the planet of the Huebirds...

==Rhythm Rockets==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Launch Party]].

[US] Hello, and thank you for your interest in Rhythm Rockets! These are sure to make your next outer-space voyage fun and memorable! We have four models this year, and I'll be happy to explain the differences.

==Concert Listings==

Obtained by getting a perfect in Love Rap 2.

[US] Promoting their eagerly anticipated new single "Love Rap,"[sic] the Love Posse (featuring MC Adore) is coming to a town near you! Opening for the Posse will be those twin quasars of hip-hop, the RAPMEN. Check online for dates and venues. Advance tickets are $60, and each comes with an MC Adore sticker. Tickets at the door are also $60 but do NOT come with a sticker. Plan ahead! Don't miss it!

==At the Auditions==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Tap Troupe]].

[US] "I want to be a star!" That was what I thought every minute of every day after I moved to this town. Then I saw the most important flyer on the most important café bulletin board of my life.

==Pep-Squad Rules==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Cheer Readers 2]].

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*Energy is key!

==A Musical Term==

Obtained by getting a perfect in Karate Man 2.

[US] "I dunno. It's like everyone just decides what it means and passes their judgment and expects me to behave in a certain way. I mean, first of all, it's my name, like my actual, this-is-what-my-birth-certificate-says NAME. It doesn't reflect me as a person. And hey, words can mean more than one thing, you know? Just because the first thing YOU think of is some happy-go-lucky sap doesn't mean...Ugh. I know, I come in here every week and the spend whole session griping about this. You're probably tired of hearing about it by now. Do you ever have problems like this? Do people just look at you and assume that you're into, I dunno, copying what people do?"

==Investigation Notes==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Remix 2 (Wii)|Remix 2]].

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==Final Words==

Obtained by getting a perfect in [[Remix 10 (Wii)|Remix 10]].

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