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! align="left" |First-Day Orientation

! align="left" |An Upbeat Business Strategy

|*cough* (Excuse me.)<br>First of all, let me welcome<br>and congratulate all of our...<br>*ah-CHOO* new employees.

|Achoo! Ahem... Good morning<br>ladies and gentlepigs.<br>Congratulations on becoming<br>the newest members of our<br>organisation!

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|Next, I need to tell you the<br>most important thing you<br>can know about working at<br>our company:

|Before you start working in<br>this prestigious company, I<br>would like to give you some<br>important advice.

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|Wherever you are, whatever<br>you do here, from the<br>assembly line to Accounts<br>Payable, remember to mind<br>the flow.

|No matter what we do, in this<br>company, we are always<br>upbeat!

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|For proof, consider our<br>executives seated there.<br>They all came from humble<br>origins but rose to the top<br>because they embrace flow.

|This is at the forefront of our<br>business strategy. Even when<br>times are tough, we believe<br>success can always be achieved<br>by keeping upbeat.

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|If you want to climb the<br>ladder here, you've got to<br>develop your flow!

|The board came to realise its<br>importance through a lot of<br>hard work and spinning<br>themselves.

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|All right, everyone. Stand up<br>and repeat after me:

|If you want to make it far in<br>this company, you should make<br>being upbeat your priority too!

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|One! Start the spin smoothly<br>and flow to a halt.<br>Two! At lunchtime, season<br>freely with flowing pepper<br>and salt.

|So, everybody stand up and join<br>me in squealing.

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|*Ahhh-CHOOOOO!*<br>(Excuse me.)

|"All together now! Be upbeat!<br>Turning ourselves around helps<br>us turn profits round!"

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|A...aaaah...chooooooooo!

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