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[US] Do you hate looking at your watch, afraid of how late you are to your meeting, date, or appointment? Is the mere act of checking the time a source of stress and unhappiness in your life? If so, you need a Monkey Watch! It won't make you any less late for things, but there's no way to frown after looking at it! Seriously! It's medically impossible! We asked some science guys about it! So buy your Monkey Watch today and smile the rest of your life! WARNING: Using Monkey Watch continuously may make the monkeys tired. Let them rest occasionally for more accurate timekeeping. | [US] Do you hate looking at your watch, afraid of how late you are to your meeting, date, or appointment? Is the mere act of checking the time a source of stress and unhappiness in your life? If so, you need a Monkey Watch! It won't make you any less late for things, but there's no way to frown after looking at it! Seriously! It's medically impossible! We asked some science guys about it! So buy your Monkey Watch today and smile the rest of your life! WARNING: Using Monkey Watch continuously may make the monkeys tired. Let them rest occasionally for more accurate timekeeping. | ||
[UK, article is named 'Current Trends'] | [UK, article is named 'Current Trends'] Are you always late? Do you struggle to know what time it is? Are your wrists drab and boring? | ||
Then you need a: | |||
MONKEY WATCH | |||
Have you been late for a date to find that the girl wouldn't wait for you to show up? | |||
Then you need a: | |||
MONKEY WATCH | |||
Monkey Watch Disclaimer | |||
Looking at your new monkey watch for long periods of time can wear the monkeys out and may cause the watch to lose time. Be sure to five them plenty of rest and the occasional banana and your monkey watch will give you years of reliable service. | |||
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==After Work== | ==After Work== | ||
[US] On the work floor... | [US] On the work floor... | ||