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 ===Ad Copy===
 Obtained as the [[gift]] on [[Monkey Watch]].
-{| style="width:100%;"
-! align="left" |Ad Copy
+{{vg|class=vg-compact vg-row-numbered|
-! align="left" |Current Trends
+{{vgrn|heading=Page|6}}
-|-
+{{vgc|column=2|''{{Nihongo|Ad Copy}}''}}
-|Do you hate looking at your<br>watch, afraid of how late<br>you are to your meeting,<br>date, or appointment?
+{{vgc|column=2|poem=
-|Are you always late? Do you<br>struggle to know what time it<br>is? Are your wrists drab and<br>boring? Then you need a:<br><br>MONKEY WATCH
+Do you hate looking at your
-|-
+watch, afraid of how late
-|Is the mere act of checking<br>the time a source of stress<br>and unhappiness in your<br>life?
+you are to your meeting,
-|Have you been late for a date<br>to find that the girl wouldn't<br>wait for you to show up?<br>Then you need a:<br><br>MONKEY WATCH
+date, or appointment?
-|-
+}}
-|If so, you need a<br>Monkey Watch! It won't<br>make you any less late for<br>things, but there's no way<br>to frown after looking at it!
+{{vgc|column=2|poem=
-|Monkey Watch Disclaimer<br><br>Looking at your new monkey<br>watch for long periods of time<br>can wear the monkeys out and<br>may cause the watch to lose<br>time.
+Is the mere act of checking
-|-
+the time a source of stress
-|Seriously! It's medically<br>impossible! We asked some<br>science guys about it!
+and unhappiness in your
-|Be sure to give them<br>plenty of rest and the<br>occasional banana and your<br>monkey watch will give you<br>years of reliable service.
+life?
-|-
+}}
-|So buy your Monkey Watch<br>today, and smile the rest<br>of your life!
+{{vgc|column=2|poem=
-|Probably...
+If so, you need a
-|-
+Monkey Watch! It won't
-|WARNING: Using Monkey<br>Watch continuously may<br>make the monkeys tired. Let<br>them rest occasionally for<br>more accurate timekeeping.
+make you any less late for
-|
+things, but there's no way
-|}
+to frown after looking at it!
+}}
+{{vgc|column=2|poem=
+Seriously! It's medically
+impossible! We asked some
+science guys about it!
+}}
+{{vgc|column=2|poem=
+So buy your Monkey Watch
+today, and smile the rest
+of your life!
+}}
+{{vgc|column=2|poem=
+WARNING: Using Monkey
+Watch continuously may
+make the monkeys tired. Let
+them rest occasionally for
+more accurate timekeeping.
+}}
+{{vgc|column=3|''{{Nihongo|Current Trends}}''}}
+{{vgc|column=3|poem=
+Are you always late? Do you
+struggle to know what time it
+is? Are your wrists drab and
+boring? Then you need a:
+MONKEY WATCH
+}}
+{{vgc|column=3|poem=
+Have you been late for a date
+to find that the girl wouldn't
+wait for you to show up?
+Then you need a:
+MONKEY WATCH
+}}
+{{vgc|column=3|poem=
+Monkey Watch Disclaimer
+Looking at your new monkey
+watch for long periods of time
+can wear the monkeys out and
+may cause the watch to lose
+time.
+}}
+{{vgc|column=3|poem=
+Be sure to give them
+plenty of rest and the
+occasional banana and your
+monkey watch will give you
+years of reliable service.
+}}
+{{vgc|column=3|poem=
+Probably...
+}}
+}}
 ===After Work===
 Obtained as the [[gift]] on [[Working Dough]].