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<blockquote>I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.
<blockquote>I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.


Monkey: "Hi, you can call me Monkey. I'm going to show you some tricks to improve your score."
Monkey: "Hi, you can call me Monkey. I'm going to show you some tricks to improve your score."
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Mandrill: "Not bad. But anyone can get one lucky shot. You're gonna have to practice, and practice hard!"
Mandrill: "Not bad. But anyone can get one lucky shot. You're gonna have to practice, and practice hard!"


And that was the day my REAL golf education began...
And that was the day my REAL golf education began...</blockquote>
 
 
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<blockquote>No matter how much I practised, I struggled to improve my golf score and couldn't even dream of getting a hole in one. I heard about  a pair of professionals through a friend that could guarantee results fast. I went to the place I had arranged to meet my new caddies to find a curious duo.
<blockquote>No matter how much I practised, I struggled to improve my golf score and couldn't even dream of getting a hole in one. I heard about  a pair of professionals through a friend that could guarantee results fast. I went to the place I had arranged to meet my new caddies to find a curious duo.


"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here to teach you how to improve your score."
"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here to teach you how to improve your score."
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From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.
From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.</blockquote>
 
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==Industrial Espionage==
==Industrial Espionage==
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Leader: "I see...so the music is how they've kept production so high. We'll need to stop that somehow if we're going to beat them. All right. Go continue your surveillance. Alert me to any changes."
Leader: "I see...so the music is how they've kept production so high. We'll need to stop that somehow if we're going to beat them. All right. Go continue your surveillance. Alert me to any changes."


Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots right? ...Right?"
Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots right? ...Right?"</blockquote>
 
 
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[UK, Article is named 'Screwbot Secrets']
[UK, Article is named 'Screwbot Secrets']
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"I see...So, the key to their success is in the music. We must understand it if we are to have any chance of beating them. We must analyse the data further and develop a counter plan against that factory. You must go back to the factory and find out the secret to that rhythm."
"I see...So, the key to their success is in the music. We must understand it if we are to have any chance of beating them. We must analyse the data further and develop a counter plan against that factory. You must go back to the factory and find out the secret to that rhythm."


"As you wish, boss."
"As you wish, boss."</blockquote>
 
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==Partners==
==Partners==
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[US]
[US]


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<blockquote>See: "Hey, Saw."
See: "Hey, Saw."


Saw: "What's up, See?"
Saw: "What's up, See?"
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See: "Say, the kids'll be showing up to play at the park pretty soon."
See: "Say, the kids'll be showing up to play at the park pretty soon."


Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."
Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."</blockquote>
 
 
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