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The {{Nihongo|Reading Material|よみもの|Yomi Mono}} is an area accessed through the [[Cafe]] in ''[[Rhythm Heaven]]'' which has several letters, obtainable by achieving a [[Perfect]] on certain [[Rhythm Games]]. This feature is the successor to [[Rhythm Shiryō-Shitsu]] in ''[[Rhythm Tengoku]]'', and succeeded by the [[Reading Material (Rhythm Heaven Fever)|Reading Material]] in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Fever]]'', and the [[Rhythm Item]]s in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Megamix]]''.

Some parts of the text were altered in ''[[Rhythm Paradise]]'' to fit British spelling, as well as fixing a few mistakes.
==Read Something==
===Greetings===
Available from the start of the game.
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|Thank you for buying<br>Rhythm Heaven!<br>It might take some doing, but<br>we hope you get a chance to<br>enjoy each of the rhythm<br>games we've made for you!
|Thank you for buying<br>Rhythm Paradise!<br>It might take some doing, but<br>we hope you get a chance to<br>enjoy each of the rhythm<br>games we've made for you!
|-
|Oh, if you're reading this, that<br>means you've played the game!<br>Never mind us, then!<br>Keep playing, and have a<br>great time!
|Oh, if you're reading this, that<br>means you've played the game!<br>Never mind us, then!<br>Keep playing, and have a<br>great time!
|}
===The Secret of Flicking===
Available from the start of the game.
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|Are you getting the hang of<br>flicking the stylus? It takes a<br>little oomph, doesn't it?<br>If you're still having trouble,<br>let me show you a little secret.
|Are you getting the hang of<br>flicking the stylus? It takes a<br>little oomph, doesn't it?<br>If you're still having trouble,<br>let me tell you a little secret.
|-
|You know how when you write<br>a checkmark, you end with that<br>tail that goes up sharply? Try<br>making your flick just like you're<br>writing the tail of a checkmark.<br>Just get ready for a burst of<br>energy, and flick like you really<br>mean it. The real trick is learning<br>how to snap your wrist properly.
|You know how when you write<br>a tick, you end with that<br>tail that goes up sharply? Try<br>making your flick just like you're<br>writing the tail of a tick.<br>Just get ready for a burst of<br>energy, and flick like you really<br>mean it. The real trick is learning<br>how to snap your wrist properly.
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|Keep practicing that flick<br>until it's as natural to you<br>as snapping your fingers!
|Keep practicing that flick<br>until it's as natural to you<br>as snapping your fingers!
|}
===Rally Certificate===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Rhythm Rally 2 (DS)|Rhythm Rally 2]].
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|Award<br><br>You have performed outstandingly<br>at the Rhythm Rally Table Tennis<br>Tourney, so we would like to<br>present you with this certificate of<br>achievement.
|Award<br><br>You have performed outstandingly<br>at the Rhythm Rally Table Tennis<br>Tourney, so we would like to<br>present you with this certificate of<br>achievement.
|-
|What? You want to know if you won?<br>Oh, we don't know. See, winning and<br>losing don't matter when you have<br>such a delightfully rhythmical<br>rally. And here's your certificate!<br><br>Space Gramps,<br>Chairman of the Rhythm League
|What? You want to know if you won?<br>Oh, we don't know. See, winning and<br>losing don't matter when you have<br>such a delightfully rhythmical<br>rally. And here's your certificate!<br><br>Space Gramps,<br>Chairman of the Rhythm League
|}
===Help Wanted===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Crop Stomp]].
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|Our farm needs workers to<br>help us bring in the harvest<br>and get rid of our mole problem.<br><br>We don't discriminate by gender.<br>(But you must have rhythm.)<br><br>We don't discriminate by age.<br>(But you must be able to catch.)
|Our farm needs workers to<br>help us bring in the harvest<br>and get rid of our mole problem.<br><br>We don't discriminate by gender.<br>(But you must have rhythm.)<br><br>We don't discriminate by age.<br>(But you must be able to catch.)
|-
|You can take off any days you want.<br>(Just give us some notice.)<br><br>We'll pay whatever you want.<br>(Just don't ask for too much.)
|You can take off any days you want.<br>(Just give us some notice.)<br><br>We'll pay whatever you want.<br>(Just don't ask for too much.)
|-
|Come join in the harvest fun!<br>We can't wait to hear from you!<br><br>Contact info:<br>Stomp and Chomp Agriculture Co.<br>Human Resources Dept.
|Come join in the harvest fun!<br>We can't wait to hear from you!<br><br>Contact info:<br>Stomp and Chomp Agriculture Co.<br>Human Resources Dept.
|}
===Concert Poster===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Big Rock Finish]].
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|Tiny Ghosts Live!<br><br>The Tiny Ghosts are confirmed<br>for a live show here in town!<br>They don't have much time, but<br>they've promised to play all eight<br>of their songs! Don't miss this<br>rare opportunity!
|Tiny Ghosts Live!<br><br>The Tiny Ghosts are confirmed<br>for a live show here in town!<br>They don't have much time, but<br>they've promised to play all eight<br>of their songs! Don't miss this<br>rare opportunity!
|-
|Time: A late night sometime soon!<br>Place: On a tabletop somewhere!<br><br>Tickets are $35 beforehand,<br>or $35 day of show!<br><br>Everyone! Come on out!
|Time: A late night sometime soon!<br>Place: On a tabletop somewhere!<br><br>Tickets are £35.00 beforehand,<br>or £35.00 day of show!<br><br>Everyone! Come on out!
|}
===What's a Güiro?===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Love Lizards]].
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|Güiro Lizards<br><br>The güiro lizard and his güiro cutie<br>live in the desert. The male is<br>smaller than the female, but his<br>tail is huge. He can shake it to make<br>it sound like a maraca.
|Güiro Lizards<br><br>The güiro lizard and his güiro cutie<br>live in the desert. The male is<br>smaller than the female, but his<br>tail is huge. He can shake it to make<br>it sound like a maraca.
|-
|The female's tail is very hard, and<br>she can use it to rub the ridges on<br>her back to make a rattling sound.<br>You can often see her performing<br>this mating call around Carnival.<br>When the mating calls of the male<br>and female overlap perfectly, the<br>two form a beautiful rhythmic bond.
|The female's tail is very hard, and<br>she can use it to rub the ridges on<br>her back to make a rattling sound.<br>You can often see her performing<br>this mating call around Carnival.<br>When the mating calls of the male<br>and female overlap perfectly, the<br>two form a beautiful rhythmic bond.
|-
|When it's festival time, this good-<br>natured reptile likes to heat up its<br>cold blood with loud music and<br>crazy dancing.
|When it's festival time, this good-<br>natured reptile likes to heat up its<br>cold blood with loud music and<br>crazy dancing.
|}
===Robot Manual===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Fillbots (DS)|Fillbots]].
{| style="width:100%;"
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|Fueling Robots<br><br>These robots are delicate, precise<br>machines. They also have very<br>advanced artificial intelligence.<br>By the time they reach the fueling<br>zone at the end of the assembly line,<br>the robots are already conscious and<br>aware of other robots around them.
|Fuelling Robots<br><br>These robots are delicate, precise<br>machines. They also have very<br>advanced artificial intelligence.<br>By the time they reach the fuelling<br>zone at the end of the assembly line,<br>the robots are already conscious and<br>aware of other robots around them.
|-
|These sensitive robots might be<br>offended if they notice another<br>robot receiving more fuel than<br>they do. They are sort of delicate<br>that way. Also, they tend to explode<br>when given too much fuel. They are<br>sort of delicate that way, too.
|These sensitive robots might be<br>offended if they notice another<br>robot receiving more fuel than<br>they do. They are sort of delicate<br>that way. Also, they tend to explode<br>when given too much fuel. They are<br>sort of delicate that way, too.
|-
|However, if you give them just the<br>right amount of fuel, they'll take<br>off into the skies, the happiest<br>robots you've ever seen. I don't<br>know why they do this. They<br>must be very advanced indeed!
|However, if you give them just the<br>right amount of fuel, they'll take<br>off into the skies, the happiest<br>robots you've ever seen. I don't<br>know why they do this. They<br>must be very advanced indeed!
|}
===DJ School Flier===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[DJ School]].
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|Now Recruiting Wannabe DJs!<br><br>Our DJ school is looking for<br>people who want to look like<br>a real DJ! Our friendly, courteous,<br>and strangely yellow instructor<br>will show you the moves!
|Now Recruiting Wannabe DJs!<br><br>Our DJ school is looking for<br>people who want to look like<br>a real DJ! Our friendly, courteous,<br>and strangely yellow instructor<br>will show you the moves!
|-
|Learn how to fake breathtaking<br>breaks, and pretend to pull off<br>supertight pitch shifting!<br>If you want to look like you're a<br>DJ, enroll today!
|Learn how to fake breathtaking<br>breaks, and pretend to pull off<br>supertight pitch shifting!<br>If you want to look like you're a<br>DJ, enroll today!
|-
|Notice<br><br>People interested in becoming<br>real DJs need not apply. Our<br>facilities can handle only people<br>who want to LOOK like DJs.
|Notice<br><br>People interested in becoming<br>real DJs need not apply. Our<br>facilities can handle only people<br>who want to LOOK like DJs.
|}
===Blue Bird Diary===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Blue Birds]].
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|Blue Bird Diary<br><br>Please read this. It makes<br>all the scenes during the<br>game make sense...
|Blue Bird Diary<br><br>Please read this. It makes<br>all the scenes during the<br>game make sense...
|-
|April 16<br>It's finally happened! All my<br>dreams have come true! I've<br>joined the Blue Bird Brigade!<br>First up: basic training! We<br>need to get in shape fast.<br>Our captain is small but ever<br>so demanding. Wish me luck!
|April 16<br>It's finally happened! All my<br>dreams have come true! I've<br>joined the Blue Bird Brigade!<br>First up: basic training! We<br>need to get in shape fast.<br>Our captain is small but ever<br>so demanding. Wish me luck!
|-
|April 20<br>They call it basic training,<br>but there's nothing basic<br>about it! We had to tug a<br>tank while the captain rode<br>on it, yelling at us the whole<br>way! Boy. It was sure heavy.
|April 20<br>They call it basic training,<br>but there's nothing basic<br>about it! We had to tug a<br>tank while the captain rode<br>on it, yelling at us the whole<br>way! Boy. It was sure heavy.
|-
|May 2<br>Still more basic training.<br>Pedal-powered airplanes are<br>a bad idea. Why can't we just<br>fly using our own wings?
|May 2<br>Still more basic training.<br>Pedal-powered airplanes are<br>a bad idea. Why can't we just<br>fly using our own wings?
|-
|May 10<br>Parachute training today.<br>I have wings! Why do I need a<br>parachute? Why won't the<br>captain let me fly with my<br>own two wings?
|May 10<br>Parachute training today.<br>I have wings! Why do I need a<br>parachute? Why won't the<br>captain let me fly with my<br>own two wings?
|-
|May 14<br>We were just sort of wandering<br>around today because we were<br>so tired. All of a sudden, we fell<br>off a cliff! (It was an accident!)<br>I think we'd all forgotten that<br>we even had wings, because we<br>climbed our way back up. Still, the<br>sunset made it all worthwhile.
|May 14<br>We were just sort of wandering<br>around today because we were<br>so tired. All of a sudden, we fell<br>off a cliff! (It was an accident!)<br>I think we'd all forgotten that<br>we even had wings, because we<br>climbed our way back up. Still, the<br>sunset made it all worthwhile.
|-
|May 24<br>Tomorrow, we will finally learn<br>where we are being assigned to.<br>Who knows where we'll be posted?<br>Our leader keeps saying<br>"somewhere fun," but coming from<br>him, that just scares me more.<br>Ahh, it's too scary! Eep.
|May 24<br>Tomorrow, we will finally learn<br>where we are being assigned to.<br>Who knows where we'll be posted?<br>Our leader keeps saying<br>"somewhere fun", but coming from<br>him, that just scares me more.<br>Ahh, it's too scary! Eep.
|}
===Crew's Log===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Shoot-'Em-Up 2 (DS)|Shoot-'Em-Up 2]].
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|I command the battleship<br>tasked with protecting our<br>home planet from the scourge<br>of alien invaders. It is my duty.<br>It is my life.
|I command the battleship<br>tasked with protecting our<br>home planet from the scourge<br>of alien invaders. It is my duty.<br>It is my life.
|-
|We fight an enemy fueled not<br>only by aggression but also<br>by unstoppable rhythm! Keeping<br>the beat in such tense conditions<br>for so long can change you, make<br>you forget who you are.<br>And losing sight of who you are<br>is a frightening thing.
|We fight an enemy fueled not<br>only by aggression but also<br>by unstoppable rhythm! Keeping<br>the beat in such tense conditions<br>for so long can change you, make<br>you forget who you are.<br>And losing sight of who you are<br>is a frightening thing.
|-
|But when I hear a certain voice,<br>I remember who I am again. I<br>remember why I do this. My<br>dear friend on the com-link<br>gives me instructions, but she<br>also gives me encouragement<br>when the battle is heated. I may<br>be far from home, but she sounds<br>like she's sitting right beside me.
|But when I hear a certain voice,<br>I remember who I am again. I<br>remember why I do this. My<br>dear friend on the com-link<br>gives me instructions, but she<br>also gives me encouragement<br>when the battle is heated. I may<br>be far from home, but she sounds<br>like she's sitting right beside me.
|-
|My duty is my life. I will<br>fight and fight until I can<br>go home. But when I do,<br>I'll see her again.
|My duty is my life. I will<br>fight and fight until I can<br>go home. But when I do,<br>I'll see her again.
|}
===Assembly Line Slogans===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Built to Scale 2 (DS)|Built to Scale 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
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|Slogan for April:<br>Rhythm and precision make<br>for happy widgets.<br><br>Slogan for May:<br>The beat of the song is<br>the heartbeat of the factory.
|Slogan for April:<br>Rhythm and precision make<br>for happy widgets.<br><br>Slogan for May:<br>The beat of the song is<br>the heartbeat of the factory.
|-
|Slogan for June:<br>Work faster: work with rhythm!<br><br>Slogan for July:<br>Sleepy on the factory floor?<br>A little beat will keep you up!
|Slogan for June:<br>Work faster: work with rhythm!<br><br>Slogan for July:<br>Sleepy on the factory floor?<br>A little beat will keep you up!
|-
|Slogan for August:<br>A safe worker is a rhythmic<br>worker.<br><br>Slogan for September:<br>Report workers without rhythm!
|Slogan for August:<br>A safe worker is a rhythmic<br>worker.<br><br>Slogan for September:<br>Report workers without rhythm!
|-
|Slogan for October:<br>If you're not with the beat,<br>you're against it!<br><br>Slogan for November:<br>Fall in step! Get with the<br>rhythm!
|Slogan for October:<br>If you're not with the beat,<br>you're against it!<br><br>Slogan for November:<br>Fall in step! Get with the<br>rhythm!
|-
|Slogan for December:<br>I stayed on the rhythm, and<br>production suffered. Why?<br><br>Slogan for January:<br>What's wrong with keeping<br>with the rhythm?
|Slogan for December:<br>I stayed on the rhythm, and<br>production suffered. Why?<br><br>Slogan for January:<br>What's wrong with keeping<br>with the rhythm?
|-
|Slogan for February:<br>It turns out staying with the<br>rhythm doesn't matter much.<br><br>Slogan for March:<br>Turns out you get paid the same<br>whether you're on the beat or not.
|Slogan for February:<br>It turns out staying with the<br>rhythm doesn't matter much.<br><br>Slogan for March:<br>Turns out you get paid the same<br>whether you're on the beat or not.
|}
===Eyewitness Accounts===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Munchy Monk 2]].
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|We've just scored some juicy info<br>on the hot new mystery monster!<br>Dumpling Man!<br><br>Listen to these eyewitness reports!<br>Bear:<br>"OK, so, yeah. I was all hungry<br>for dinner, right?"
|We've just scored some juicy info<br>on the hot new mystery monster!<br>Dumpling Man!<br><br>Listen to these eyewitness reports!<br>Bear:<br>"OK, so, yeah. I was all hungry<br>for dinner, right?"
|-
|"And I saw this guy, and I was all,<br>'yeah, he'll do!' I started to sneak<br>up on him when he went and<br>chowed down on, like, a dozen<br>dumplings all at once. It kinda<br>made me sick to watch, so I just<br>kinda left him alone, you know?"
|"And I saw this guy, and I was all,<br>'yeah, he'll do!' I started to sneak<br>up on him when he went and<br>chowed down on, like, a dozen<br>dumplings all at once. It kinda<br>made me sick to watch, so I just<br>kinda left him alone, you know?"
|-
|Carny Barker:<br>"Come one, come all, and listen<br>to my tale of wonder! For this<br>'Dumpling Man,' as you call him,<br>once worked within these very<br>tents as a clown! 'Til I canned the<br>rat for eating on the job, anyway."
|Carny Barker:<br>"Come one, come all, and listen<br>to my tale of wonder! For this<br>'Dumpling Man,' as you call him,<br>once worked within these very<br>tents as a clown! 'Til I canned the<br>rat for eating on the job, anyway."
|-
|Circus Ringmaster:<br>"I couldn't believe my luck! A<br>former clown, just wandering the<br>hills looking for dumplings! He said<br>he was training, but I didn't ask<br>what for."
|Circus Ringmaster:<br>"I couldn't believe my luck! A<br>former clown, just wandering the<br>hills looking for dumplings! He said<br>he was training, but I didn't ask<br>what for."
|-
|"The way he ate them was<br>magical. I hired him at once<br>for my circus, but life on the<br>glittering stage held no appeal<br>for him. He vanished soon after."<br><br>More news as it happens!
|"The way he ate them was<br>magical. I hired him at once<br>for my circus, but life on the<br>glittering stage held no appeal<br>for him. He vanished soon after."<br><br>More news as it happens!
|}
===A Confession===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Freeze Frame]].
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|My boyfriend's funny. It's like he<br>was born with a camera glued<br>to his nose or something.<br><br>So when he got into race cars,<br>I said, "Why don't you take some<br>photos for the local paper, hun?"
|My boyfriend's funny. It's like he<br>was born with a camera glued<br>to his nose or something.<br><br>So when he got into race cars,<br>I said, "Why don't you take some<br>photos for the local paper, hun?"
|-
|No surprise here...but now?<br>He's obsessed with work! He<br>spends all his time at the<br>racetrack! I thought I had a<br>career in modeling. He never<br>even points that camera at<br>me anymore. I'm just a little lonely.
|No surprise here...but now?<br>He's obsessed with work! He<br>spends all his time at the<br>racetrack! I thought I had a<br>career in modelling. He never<br>even points that camera at<br>me anymore. I'm just a little lonely.
|-
|Anyway, I decided to pull a little<br>prank on him. I went to the race-<br>track where he works. I dressed<br>up as one of the pit crew!<br>I was covered in grease! It was<br>disgusting, but that's beside<br>the point...
|Anyway, I decided to pull a little<br>prank on him. I went to the race-<br>track where he works, dressed<br>up as a pit girl! It was very<br>embarrassing, but that's<br>beside the point...
|-
|So there he was, snapping pictures<br>of his precious race cars, when I<br>leapt in front of the camera! And<br>at that exact moment? I heard the<br>shutter snap! He actually took<br>a picture of me!
|So there he was, snapping pictures<br>of his precious race cars, when I<br>leapt in front of the camera! And<br>at that exact moment? I heard the<br>shutter snap! He actually took<br>a picture of me!
|-
|I can't wait to see the look on his<br>face when he develops that photo!<br>I wish I looked a little more<br>presentable, but whatchagonnado?
|I can't wait to see the look on his<br>face when he develops that photo!<br>I wish I'd been wearing something<br>nicer, but whatchagonnado?
|}
===Sync or Swim Weekly===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Splashdown 2]].
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|Special Edition<br><br>Synchronized swimming has<br>a new set of stars!<br><br>At last week's tournament, a<br>band of fresh-faced swimmers<br>demonstrated an impressive<br>performance...with animals!
|Special Edition<br><br>Synchronised swimming has<br>a new set of stars!<br><br>At last week's tournament, a<br>band of fresh-faced swimmers<br>demonstrated an impressive<br>performance...with animals!
|-
|As if it weren't challenging<br>enough to coordinate an all-<br>human team, they've chosen<br>to include a band of highly<br>trained sea mammals in their<br>performance, and let me tell<br>you, they blew our flippers off!
|As if it weren't challenging<br>enough to coordinate an all-<br>human team, they've chosen<br>to include a band of highly<br>trained sea mammals in their<br>performance, and let me tell<br>you, they blew our flippers off!
|-
|These masters of the aquatic<br>form must have spent a great<br>deal of time training their<br>friends from the briny blue,<br>and it shows!<br><br>We expect great things from them!
|These masters of the aquatic<br>form must have spent a great<br>deal of time training their<br>friends from the briny blue,<br>and it shows!<br><br>We expect great things from them!
|}
===Life of a Dog Ninja===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Dog Ninja]].
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|Few dogs choose the way of<br>the ninja. But those of us who<br>do, we do so because we must.<br><br>Sadly, there's not much call for<br>ninja work these days, so I've<br>taken a part-time job cutting<br>veggies. It's good work, I guess.
|Few dogs choose the way of<br>the ninja. But those of us who<br>do, we do so because we must.<br><br>Sadly, there's not much call for<br>ninja work these days, so I've<br>taken a part-time job cutting<br>veggies. It's good work, I guess.
|-
|Vegetables, cast-iron skillets,<br>tires (whitewall or standard!)...<br>I'll cut anything! Give me a job!!<br>Please. I need the money to buy<br>shuriken.
|Vegetables, cast-iron pans,<br>tyres (whitewall or standard!)...<br>I'll cut anything! Give me a job!<br>Please. I need the money to buy<br>shuriken.
|}
===Lab Journal===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Love Lab]].
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|October 1<br><br>I'm so glad I landed this<br>job at the lab! I had no<br>idea when I graduated<br>that I'd be working on<br>such important stuff!
|October 1<br><br>I'm so glad I landed this<br>job at the lab! I had no<br>idea when I graduated<br>that I'd be working on<br>such important stuff!
|-
|October 2<br><br>My first day was totally<br>uneventful, except for one<br>bright and shining spot: my<br>senior lab partner! And he's<br>totally my type. I can't believe<br>it! This place is great!
|October 2<br><br>My first day was totally<br>uneventful, except for one<br>bright and shining spot: my<br>senior lab partner! And he's<br>totally my type. I can't believe<br>it! This place is great!
|-
|October 3<br><br>I was so busy swooning at<br>my senior lab partner that<br>I didn't even notice that<br>guy (or...girl?) next to me. He<br>(or...she?) was wearing this<br>weird costume. It wasn't<br>creepy. It was just...weird.
|October 3<br><br>I was so busy swooning at<br>my senior lab partner that<br>I didn't even notice that<br>guy (or...girl?) next to me. He<br>(or...she?) was wearing this<br>weird costume. It wasn't<br>creepy. It was just...weird.
|-
|October 7<br><br>The weird guy in the costume<br>(turns out it WAS a guy!) asked<br>me if I could help him with an<br>experiment tomorrow.<br>I can't really say no, but I'm a<br>little worried. I think the<br>costume freaks me out a bit.
|October 7<br><br>The weird guy in the costume<br>(turns out it WAS a guy!) asked<br>me if I could help him with an<br>experiment tomorrow.<br>I can't really say no, but I'm a<br>little worried. I think the<br>costume freaks me out a bit.
|-
|October 8<br><br>You'll never guess what happened!<br>I went down to a special lab with<br>the weird costume guy, and there<br>he was! My senior lab partner!<br>I still don't know what we're<br>working on, but with him there, I<br>know it will be all right!
|October 8<br><br>You'll never guess what happened!<br>I went down to a special lab with<br>the weird costume guy, and there<br>he was! My senior lab partner!<br>I still don't know what we're<br>working on, but with him there, I<br>know it will be all right!
|-
|I'll be busy with this experiment<br>for a little while, so this might be<br>my last journal entry for a bit.<br><br>P.S. At least I get to spend all<br>day talking to my dreamy<br>senior lab partner! La lala lala!
|I'll be busy with this experiment<br>for a little while, so this might be<br>my last journal entry for a bit.<br><br>P.S. At least I get to spend all<br>day talking to my dreamy<br>senior lab partner! La lala lala!
|}
===Guitar Monthly===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Rockers 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|This month's special edition:<br><br>Don't call it a comeback!<br><br>Remember J.J. Rocker, the man<br>once known as "the King of<br>Headbanging"? Well, he's teamed<br>up with a student of his to<br>create a rocking guitar duo!
|This month's special edition:<br><br>Don't call it a comeback!<br><br>Remember J.J. Rocker, the man<br>once known as "the King of<br>Headbanging"? Well, he's teamed<br>up with a student of his to<br>create a rocking guitar duo!
|-
|Rocker's furious headbanging has<br>already made him a rock legend,<br>but it also resulted in an injury<br>that took him out of the touring<br>circuit for years. Now, he's back,<br>and with his student at his side,<br>we'll see if Rocker still knows<br>how to throw the rock down!
|Rocker's furious headbanging has<br>already made him a rock legend,<br>but it also resulted in an injury<br>that took him out of the touring<br>circuit for years. Now, he's back,<br>and with his student at his side,<br>we'll see if Rocker still knows<br>how to throw the rock down!
|}
===Catch You on the Flip Side===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Lockstep 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Since it pops up quite a bit in this<br>game, we should tell you about the<br>"flip side" of the music world.<br><br>When you listen to a song, you might<br>find yourself following the beat by<br>tapping your fingers. Picture it now.<br>"Tap, tap, tap, tap."
|Since it pops up quite a bit in this<br>game, we should tell you about the<br>"flip side" of the music world.<br><br>When you listen to a song, you might<br>find yourself following the beat by<br>tapping your fingers. Picture it now.<br>"Tap, tap, tap, tap."
|-
|Let's say you start paying attention<br>to the part of the beat where you<br>lift your finger.<br><br>If your finger is tapping out the<br>main rhythm, then when you lift<br>your finger, that's when you're<br>hitting the flip side of the rhythm.<br>That's the offbeat.
|Let's say you start paying attention<br>to the part of the beat where you<br>lift your finger.<br><br>If your finger is tapping out the<br>main rhythm, then when you lift<br>your finger, that's when you're<br>hitting the flip side of the rhythm.<br>That's the offbeat.
|-
|Some people train themselves to<br>follow a beat by always tapping<br>to the offbeat. It can be hard<br>to learn, but it has its rewards.
|Some people train themselves to<br>follow a beat by always tapping<br>to the offbeat. It can be hard<br>to learn, but it has its rewards.
|-
|The rhythm game Lockstep gives<br>you that same kind of training.<br>Once you master the switch to<br>the offbeat, you'll find your whole<br>sense of rhythm has improved!<br><br>Give it a shot.
|The rhythm game Lockstep gives<br>you that same kind of training.<br>You've clearly mastered the switch<br>to the offbeat, and your whole sense<br>of rhythm has improved!<br><br>Good work!
|}
===An Essay on Keepy-Upsy===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Space Soccer 2]].
This letter was renamed to "An Essay on Keepy-Uppy" in ''[[Rhythm Paradise]]''.
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|I am...a space kicker.<br>My job, strange though it may<br>seem, is to keep my ball<br>aloft as I float in space.<br><br>When they first launched me into<br>space, I thought it was weird. I've<br>gotten used to the idea now...
|I am...a space kicker.<br>My job, strange though it may<br>seem, is to keep my ball<br>aloft as I float in space.<br><br>When they first launched me into<br>space, I thought it was weird. I've<br>gotten used to the idea now...
|-
|My teammates are great, too.<br>It makes me proud to have<br>been born a space kicker...<br><br>Thanks, Mom!
|My teammates are great, too.<br>It makes me proud to have<br>been born a space kicker...<br><br>Thanks, Mum!
|}
===Cheering Tips===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Drummer Duel]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|<br>Lesson 1<br><br>To play the DON DON DON DON<br>part, you must be strong of heart!<br>Every beat requires your full<br>commitment!
|<br>Lesson 1<br><br>To play the DON DON DON DON<br>part, you must be strong of heart!<br>Every beat requires your full<br>commitment!
|-
|<br>Lesson 2<br><br>To play the DON DOKO DOKO DON<br>part, you must be light and free!<br>Keep control, and put a sharp snap<br>to those sticks!
|<br>Lesson 2<br><br>To play the DON DOKO DOKO DON<br>part, you must be light and free!<br>Keep control, and put a sharp snap<br>to those sticks!
|-
|Lesson 3<br><br>The DOKO DOKO DON part is a<br>trap laid for anyone whose heart<br>isn't committed to taiko.<br>You must maintain focus to the<br>very end if you have any hopes<br>of victory!
|Lesson 3<br><br>The DOKO DOKO DON part is a<br>trap laid for anyone whose heart<br>isn't committed to taiko.<br>You must maintain focus to the<br>very end if you have any hopes<br>of victory!
|}
===Leader's Notes===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Glee Club 2 (DS)|Glee Club 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|I used to be in a group called<br>the Clappy Trio. We would<br>clap along with the popular<br>music of the day, mostly on<br>street corners, mostly for<br>spare change. But that all<br>changed one day...
|I used to be in a group called<br>the Clappy Trio. We would<br>clap along with the popular<br>music of the day, mostly on<br>street corners, mostly for<br>spare change. But that all<br>changed one day...
|-
|I saw another group nearby,<br>a chorus group that just<br>couldn't get their act together.<br>Oh, the first two were great,<br>but their third member was<br>so nervous that he couldn't<br>stop singing out of turn.<br>And what I felt when I heard<br>them...I just can't describe.
|I saw another group nearby,<br>a chorus group that just<br>couldn't get their act together.<br>Oh, the first two were great,<br>but their third member was<br>so nervous that he couldn't<br>stop singing out of turn.<br>And what I felt when I heard<br>them...I just can't describe.
|-
|I decided to leave the Clappy<br>Trio and take this chorus under<br>my wing. They call me their<br>conductor, but I'm just here<br>to help them along. They're<br>the stars, and I try to stay<br>out of their way.
|I decided to leave the Clappy<br>Trio and take this chorus under<br>my wing. They call me their<br>conductor, but I'm just here<br>to help them along. They're<br>the stars, and I try to stay<br>out of their way.
|-
|I hope that when you see them,<br>you'll think about how far they've<br>come, and you'll cheer these<br>brave, talented singers on for me!
|I hope that when you see them,<br>you'll think about how far they've<br>come, and you'll cheer these<br>brave, talented singers on for me!
|}
===Moai Language Lesson===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Moai Doo-Wop]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Moai Language Lesson<br><br>The language that we have dubbed<br>"Moai Song" has the following<br>characteristics:<br><br>Moai repeat a phrase verbatim<br>to signal agreement.
|Moai Language Lesson<br><br>The language that we have dubbed<br>"Moai Song" has the following<br>characteristics:<br><br>Moai repeat a phrase verbatim<br>to signal agreement.
|-
|Even a slight shift in the phrase<br>expresses disagreement with<br>the original singer.<br><br>This has resulted in the messy<br>ending of many a moai friendship.
|Even a slight shift in the phrase<br>expresses disagreement with<br>the original singer.<br><br>This has resulted in the messy<br>ending of many a moai friendship.
|-
|In order to maintain good<br>relationships, moai strive<br>to listen closely to what<br>their partners say.<br><br>They may look relaxed, but they<br>are actually intently focused<br>on listening closely before replying.
|In order to maintain good<br>relationships, moai strive<br>to listen closely to what<br>their partners say.<br><br>They may look relaxed, but they<br>are actually intently focused<br>on listening closely before replying.
|-
|We could all learn a great<br>deal from how much attention<br>they pay to what their<br>friends have to say.
|We could all learn a great<br>deal from how much attention<br>they pay to what their<br>friends have to say.
|}
===Character Profiles 1===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 2 (DS)|Remix 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Robot Models<br><br>ROBO M:<br>This is the standard model, and<br>the best selling to boot.<br><br>ROBO L:<br>This luxury model consumes<br>a tremendous amount of fuel.
|Robot Models<br><br>ROBO M:<br>This is the standard model, and<br>the best selling to boot.<br><br>ROBO L:<br>This luxury model consumes<br>a tremendous amount of fuel.
|-
|ROBO S:<br>This tiny robot (also known as<br>a "tinybot") began manufacture<br>at the second factory. Small and<br>cute, this robot was designed for<br>the kiddies.
|ROBO S:<br>This tiny robot (also known as<br>a "tinybot") began manufacture<br>at the second factory. Small and<br>cute, this robot was designed for<br>the kiddies.
|-
|Paddler<br><br>These strange beings live on a<br>diet of table tennis. If they stop<br>playing, they grow weak and sickly.<br>Some have successfully weaned<br>themselves off table tennis by<br>substituting paddle ball.
|Paddlers<br><br>These strange beings live on a<br>diet of table tennis. If they stop<br>playing, they grow weak and sickly.<br>Some have successfully weaned<br>themselves off table tennis by<br>substituting paddle ball.
|-
|Moai<br><br>Only two moai appear in this<br>game, and they are the only two<br>of their kind living on their island.<br>(However, there are rumors of a<br>tiny bundle of moai joy coming<br>sometime in the near future!)
|Moai<br><br>Only two moai appear in this<br>game, and they are the only two<br>of their kind living on their island.<br>(However, there are rumors of a<br>tiny bundle of moai joy coming<br>sometime in the near future!)
|}
===Character Profiles 2===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 8 (DS)|Remix 8]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Clodhopper Pickens<br><br>This cheery fellow loves his work.<br>He hits the fields and harvests<br>vegetables every day, and he's<br>pretty handy at dealing with moles.<br>He truly is multitalented. And he's<br>single, ladies!
|Clodhopper Pickens<br><br>This cheery fellow loves his work.<br>He hits the fields and harvests<br>vegetables every day, and he's<br>pretty handy at dealing with moles.<br>He truly is multitalented. And he's<br>single, ladies!
|-
|Training Monk<br><br>This serious-minded lad seems<br>to think he is training himself to<br>walk the path of true enlightenment,<br>but he really just seems to be<br>training for an eating contest.
|Training Monk<br><br>This serious-minded lad seems<br>to think he is training himself to<br>walk the path of true enlightenment,<br>but he really just seems to be<br>training for an eating contest.
|-
|DJ Yellow<br><br>His students love his enthusiasm<br>and his sense of humor, and his<br>special move is famous throughout<br>the world. Scratch-o, hey!
|DJ Yellow<br><br>His students love his enthusiasm<br>and his sense of humour, and his<br>special move is famous throughout<br>the world. Scratch-o, hey!
|-
|Tiny Ghosts<br><br>A live band made up of ghosts?<br>It sounds confusing at first,<br>but they put on quite a show.<br>They do tend to rush through<br>their songs a bit, though.
|Tiny Ghosts<br><br>A live band made up of ghosts?<br>It sounds confusing at first,<br>but they put on quite a show.<br>They do tend to rush through<br>their songs a bit, though.
|-
|Stepswitchers<br><br>These strange souls are obsessed<br>with seeing both sides of every<br>debate and hearing every side of<br>every beat. They're amazing<br>at keeping the tempo!
|Stepswitchers<br><br>These strange souls are obsessed<br>with seeing both sides of every<br>debate and hearing every side of<br>every beat. They're amazing<br>at keeping the tempo!
|}
===Supporting Cast 1===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 4 (DS)|Remix 4]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Shoot-'Em-Up Radio Lady<br><br>This little lady has the crucial<br>job of sending out orders and<br>rallying the spirits of our proud<br>space defenders! She's pretty<br>dedicated to the job, so she<br>doesn't have much of a social life.
|Shoot-'Em-Up Radio Lady<br><br>This little lady has the crucial<br>job of sending out orders and<br>rallying the spirits of our proud<br>space defenders! She's pretty<br>dedicated to the job, so she<br>doesn't have much of a social life.
|-
|Moai Bird<br><br>This bird belongs to the<br>perchandpoop family of finches,<br>which has a curious reaction to<br>music. Their sensitive ears detect<br>irregularities in music that result<br>in other kinds of irregularities in<br>the birds themselves.
|Moai Bird<br><br>This bird belongs to the<br>perchandpoop family of finches,<br>which has a curious reaction to<br>music. Their sensitive ears detect<br>irregularities in music that result<br>in other kinds of irregularities in<br>the birds themselves.
|-
|Racing Fans<br><br>You've seen them before, but<br>you had no idea they were<br>such big fans of car racing,<br>did you? The chorus conductor,<br>hey, even the table-tennis<br>guys... Who knew?
|Racing Fans<br><br>You've seen them before, but<br>you had no idea they were<br>such big fans of car racing,<br>did you? The chorus conductor,<br>hey, even the table-tennis<br>guys... Who knew?
|}
===Supporting Cast 2===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 9 (DS)|Remix 9]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Hidden Characters<br><br>Keep an eye peeled during<br>The Dazzles. You might just<br>catch a surprise appearance<br>from a special little guy.
|Hidden Character<br><br>Keep an eye peeled during<br>The Dazzles. You might just<br>catch a surprise appearance<br>from a special little guy.
|-
|Rally Girls<br><br>These lovely ladies really brighten<br>up the Taiko Rallies. The drummer<br>guys get really worked up about<br>their performance when they see<br>these cuties do their thing.
|Rally Girls<br><br>These lovely ladies really brighten<br>up the Taiko Rallies. The drummer<br>guys get really worked up about<br>their performance when they see<br>these cuties do their thing.
|-
|Mysterious Lab Tech<br><br>Down at the Love Lab, there's<br>one lab tech who always dresses<br>up in a costume. He (or she?) may<br>look shady, but there's no need to<br>worry. It's all on the up-and-up.
|Mysterious Lab Tech<br><br>Down at the Love Lab, there's<br>one lab tech who always dresses<br>up in a costume. He (or she?) may<br>look shady, but there's no need to<br>worry. It's all on the up-and-up.
|}
===Lyrics Card 1===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 1 (DS)|Remix 1]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Thrilling! Is This Love?<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arrangement: Koichi Yuwasa<br><br>(This song appears in<br>Fan Club.)
|Thrilling! Is This Love?<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arrangement: Koichi Yuasa<br><br>(This song appears in<br>Fan Club.)
|-
|Hey now, here is my song<br>For you, yeah, that's right.<br><br>I wish that I was yours,<br>But I'm too shy, I suppose.
|Hey now, here is my song<br>For you, yeah, that's right.<br><br>I wish that I was yours,<br>But I'm too shy, I suppose.
|-
|If only I could just conjure a spell.<br>Kapow! Hocus, hocus, hocus!<br><br>Then you and I would be<br>Together for all time, I suppose.
|If only I could just conjure a spell.<br>Kapow! Hocus, hocus, hocus!<br><br>Then you and I would be<br>Together for all time, I suppose.
|-
|Is it love that makes my heart go<br>Boom, boom, boom?<br><br>Yeah, I suppose!<br>Love you, love you, love you!<br><br>More than yesterday...<br>I suppose!
|Is it love that makes my heart go<br>Boom, boom, boom?<br><br>Yeah, I suppose!<br>Love you, love you, love you!<br><br>More than yesterday...<br>I suppose!
|-
|Hey now, sing it to me!<br>That's right, I'm talking to you!<br><br>I hope that this message finds you<br>Feeling ever so wonderful!
|Hey now, sing it to me!<br>That's right, I'm talking to you!<br><br>I hope that this message finds you<br>Feeling ever so wonderful!
|-
|I just can't hold it back anymore!<br>Yeah! Love you, love you, love you!<br><br>If only we could stay just like this.<br>You are so wonderful!
|I just can't hold it back anymore!<br>Yeah! Love you, love you, love you!<br><br>If only we could stay just like this.<br>You are so wonderful!
|-
|I never felt like this, my heart<br>　going<br>Boom, boom, boom!<br><br>It's wonderful!<br>Love you, love you, love you!<br><br>Even more than before!<br>Wonderful!
|I never felt like this, my heart<br>going<br>Boom, boom, boom!<br><br>It's wonderful!<br>Love you, love you, love you!<br><br>Even more than before!<br>Wonderful!
|}
===Lyrics Card 2===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 3 (DS)|Remix 3]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Love Ooh Ooh Paradise<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arrangement by Takahashi Yuichi<br><br>(This song appears in<br>The Dazzles!)
|Love Ooh Ooh Paradise<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arrangement by Yuichi Takahashi<br><br>(This song appears in<br>The Dazzles.)
|-
|You told me dreams come true.<br>Yeah, yeah, yeah! (x2)<br>We'll find out, baby, tonight<br>If I get close to you.<br><br>This may seem silly to you.<br>Yeah, yeah, yeah! (x2)<br>Still I sing my heart out to you,<br>Sincerely, darling.
|You told me dreams come true.<br>Yeah, yeah, yeah! (x2)<br>We'll find out, baby, tonight<br>If I get close to you.<br><br>This may seem silly to you.<br>Yeah, yeah, yeah! (x2)<br>Still I sing my heart out to you,<br>Sincerely, darling.
|-
|When we talk, I go<br>Oh, oh, oh, oh no!<br>It's so embarrassing!<br><br>Still, my heart goes<br>La la la-di-da,<br>Singing for you.
|When we talk, I go<br>Oh, oh, oh, oh no!<br>It's so embarrassing!<br><br>Still, my heart goes<br>La la la-di-da,<br>Singing for you.
|-
|My love for you is<br>(Boom, boom!) sheer paradise!<br><br>My love shines brightly<br>(Bang, bang!) down on me<br>And down on you.
|My love for you is<br>(Boom, boom!) sheer paradise!<br><br>My love shines brightly<br>(Bang, bang!) down on me<br>And down on you.
|-
|I love you with all my heart.<br>Yeah, yeah, yeah! (x2)<br>If I can see you tonight,<br>My dreams might come true.
|I love you with all my heart.<br>Yeah, yeah, yeah! (x2)<br>If I can see you tonight,<br>My dreams might come true.
|}
===Lyrics Card 3===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 5 (DS)|Remix 5]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Young Love Rock 'n' Roll<br><br><br>Song: TSUNKU<br>Arranged by Yuichi Takahashi<br><br>(This song appears in<br>Frog Hop.)
|Young Love Rock 'n' Roll<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arranged by Yuichi Takahashi<br><br>(This song appears in<br>Frog Hop.)
|-
|I fell for you, baby,<br>Because you're just so pretty.<br>That's why I'm dancing.<br>It's a very happy day!<br><br>I feel good all the time.<br>Thank you, baby! Yeah! Yeah!
|I fell for you, baby,<br>Because you're just so pretty.<br>That's why I'm dancing.<br>It's a very happy day!<br><br>I feel good all the time.<br>Oh thank you, baby! Yeah! Yeah!
|-
|Pretty little lady!<br>You should see her get down. Ooh!<br>Dancing with her fella!<br>He knows how to make her spin.<br><br>I feel good all the time.<br>Thank you, baby! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
|Pretty little lady!<br>You should see her get down. Ooh!<br>Dancing with her fella!<br>He knows how to make her spin.<br><br>I feel good all the time.<br>Oh thank you, baby! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
|-
|Kids these days,<br>They just worry too much.<br>(Don't you know that<br>That is just so square?)<br>Don't give up, my sweet little girl!<br><br>Just don't you look behind you now!<br>Just keep on dancin' all night! Hey!
|Kids these days,<br>They just worry too much.<br>(Don't you know that<br>That is just so square?)<br>Don't give up, my sweet little girl!<br><br>Just don't you look behind you now!<br>Just keep on dancin' all night! Hey!
|-
|Come on, let's dance!<br>You know it's only rock and roll!<br>Boys and girls, let's see you<br>Really shake it up now! Hey!<br><br>Come on, let's sing!<br>You know it's only rock and roll!<br>Can't get enough young love<br>Rock and roll!
|Come on, let's dance!<br>You know it's only rock and roll!<br>Boys and girls, let's see you<br>Really shake it up now! Hey!<br><br>Come on, let's sing!<br>You know it's only rock and roll!<br>Can't get enough young love<br>Rock and roll!
|-
|Come on, let's dance!<br>You know it's only rock and roll!<br>Boys and girls, let's see you<br>Really shake it up now! Hey! Hey!<br><br>Come on, let's sing!<br>You know it's only rock and roll!<br>Can't get enough young love<br>Rock and roll!
|Come on, let's dance!<br>You know it's only rock and roll!<br>Boys and girls, let's see you<br>Really shake it up now! Hey! Hey!<br><br>Come on, let's sing!<br>You know it's only rock and roll!<br>Can't get enough young love<br>Rock and roll!
|}
===Lyrics Card 4===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 6 (DS)|Remix 6]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
|-
|Struck by the Rain<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arranged by Kaori Okubo<br><br>(This song appears in<br>Karate Man.)
|Struck by the Rain<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arranged by Kaori Okubo<br><br>(This song appears in<br>Karate Man.)
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|Love has a cruel sense of fun.<br>It never plays by the rules.<br>It spins us both on our heads,<br>Turns us both into fools.<br><br>It leaves me on my own<br>With tearstained eyes,<br>Oh, what can I do?
|Love has a cruel sense of fun.<br>It never plays by the rules.<br>It spins us both on our heads,<br>Turns us both into fools.<br><br>It leaves me on my own<br>With tear-stained eyes,<br>Oh, what can I do?
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|They say that losing at love,<br>Breaking your heart,<br>It only makes you look<br>Even more beautiful.<br><br>I don't believe it's true,<br>But I see you and what can I do?
|They say that losing at love,<br>Breaking your heart,<br>It only makes you look<br>Even more beautiful.<br><br>I don't believe it's true,<br>But I see you and what can I do?
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|I wish that we could be close.<br>Close enough to use<br>Our real names for once,<br><br>And you would say to me,<br>"Oh, I love you so!"<br>You'll say you won't let me go.
|I wish that we could be close.<br>Close enough to use<br>Our real names for once,<br><br>And you would say to me,<br>"Oh, I love you so!"<br>You'll say you won't let me go.
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|Rain falls on me,<br>And now I'm walking away.<br>Tell me, do you find me<br>More beautiful now?<br><br>I'm not the kind to let<br>You watch as I cry,<br>So I've got to leave...<br>I've got to forget you.
|Rain falls on me,<br>And now I'm walking away.<br>Tell me, do you find me<br>More beautiful now?<br><br>I'm not the kind to let<br>You watch as I cry,<br>So I've got to leave...<br>I've got to forget you.
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|And so I'll hide<br>Myself away from the world,<br>Leave behind the sorrow<br>Of a sad little girl.<br><br>I thought that I had finally<br>Won at the game.<br>You told me it just was for fun.<br>I suppose that I was too young.
|And so I'll hide<br>Myself away from the world,<br>Leave behind the sorrow<br>Of a sad little girl.<br><br>I thought that I had finally<br>Won at the game.<br>You told me it just was for fun.<br>I suppose that I was too young.
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===Lyrics Card 5===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 7 (DS)|Remix 7]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
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|That's Paradise<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arrangement by Yuichi Takahashi<br><br>(This is the ending theme song!)
|That's Paradise<br><br><br>Music: TSUNKU<br>Arrangement by Yuichi Takahashi<br><br>(This is the ending theme song!)
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|It's paradise since the first time<br>I saw you standing there,<br>But it seems so long ago now, yeah.<br><br>It's paradise, but no map can<br>Show us how to get there.<br>Come on, oh, baby, planet of love.
|It's paradise since the first time<br>I saw you standing there,<br>But it seems so long ago now, yeah.<br><br>It's paradise, but no map can<br>Show us how to get there.<br>Come on, oh, baby, planet of love.
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|We made our way out of the long,<br>Long darkness, and we've<br>Made it this far.<br>Such a long road, so let's go!<br><br>Shining all the way,<br>Oh, we're on our own path now.<br>We can take it anywhere<br>That we want to go, ooh hoo!
|We made our way out of long,<br>Long darkness, and we've<br>Made it this far.<br>Such a long road, so let's go!<br><br>Shining all the way,<br>Oh, we're on our own path now.<br>We can take it anywhere<br>That we want to go, ooh hoo!
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|Sweet song of love,<br>Oh, can you hear it, too?<br>I am always looking at you,<br>My sweet girl.<br><br>And I see you right there,<br>Smiling back at me too! Woo!
|Sweet song of love,<br>Oh, can you hear it, too?<br>I am always looking at you,<br>My sweet girl.<br><br>And I see you right there,<br>Smiling back at me too! Woo!
|}
===The Rhythm League===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 10 (DS)|Remix 10]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |''Rhythm Heaven''
! align="left" |''Rhythm Paradise''
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|Congratulations on getting a<br>Perfect on Remix 10! So, how<br>many more Perfects do you<br>need to get, anyway?<br><br>It doesn't matter. We just wanted<br>to congratulate you and maybe<br>give you a little closure.
|Congratulations on getting a<br>Perfect on Remix 10! So, how<br>many more Perfects do you<br>need to get, anyway?<br><br>It doesn't matter. We just wanted<br>to congratulate you and maybe<br>give you a little closure.
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|You've really stomped your way<br>through a lot of rhythm games!<br>I'm sure it was a long, hard road,<br>but you did it. Way to go!<br><br>As long as you've learned how fun<br>rhythm can be, we're happy!
|You've really stomped your way<br>through a lot of rhythm games!<br>I'm sure it was a long, hard road,<br>but you did it. Way to go!<br><br>As long as you've learned how fun<br>rhythm can be, we're happy!
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|Thanks for sticking it out to the<br>bitter end! We couldn't be more<br>proud of you! Thanks for playing!<br><br>Rhythm League Advisor<br>Captain Blue Bird
|Thanks for sticking it out to the<br>bitter end! We couldn't be more<br>proud of you! Thanks for playing!<br><br>Rhythm League Advisor<br>Captain Blue Bird
|}
==Trivia==
*While reading something, a snoring person can be heard after a while.
*"Supporting Cast 1" mentions the [[conductor]] and [[Paddler]]s as [[Racing Fans]]; however, the characters shown are actually [[The Clappy Trio (characters)|The Clappy Trio]] and the [[Space Dancers]], who appear alongside other characters from ''[[Rhythm Tengoku]]'' in [[Freeze Frame]].
*The "Hidden Character" that appears briefly in [[The Dazzles]] referenced in "Supporting Cast 2" is [[Play-Yan]].

==Development History==
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==In Other Languages==
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