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{{LargePage}}{{Spoiler}}[[File:Read Something Wii.png|thumb]]The {{Nihongo|Reading Material|よみもの|Yomi Mono}}, also known as the {{Nihongo|Reading Corner|読みモノコーナー|Yomi Mono Kōnā}}<ref name="Fever">"You'll also be happy to hear I've opened up all of the books and songs in the reading and music corners." ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Rhythm Heaven Fever]]''</ref> and {{Nihongo|Something to Read}} in ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'', is a section accessed through the [[Café]] in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Fever]]'' which has several letters, obtainable by achieving a [[Perfect]] on certain [[Rhythm Games]]. This feature is the successor to the [[Rhythm Shiryo Shitsu]] in ''[[Rhythm Tengoku]]'' and the ''[[Reading Material (Rhythm Heaven)|Reading Material]]'' in ''[[Rhythm Heaven]]'', and is succeeded by the '''[[Rhythm Item]]s''' in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Megamix]]''.

In ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'', almost all of the text has been rewritten, and most letters were renamed.
==Read Something==
===Welcome!===
Available from the start of the game.
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Welcome!
! align="left" |Greetings
|-
|Thanks for buying<br>Rhythm Heaven Fever!
|Thank you for buying <br>Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise!
|-
|We've created a bunch of<br>fun rhythm games for you.
|We created a range of fun<br>rhythm games just for you!
|-
|Everyone has rhythm--even<br>those who don't think<br>they do!
|Everybody has a sense of<br>rhythm, even if they are not<br>aware of it.
|-
|We hope you'll enjoy<br>finding your own rhythm.
|We hope you get to feel the<br>joy of finding your rhythm<br>through these games.
|-
|So have fun and enjoy all<br>the game has to offer.
|So have fun and enjoy all<br>that the beat has to offer.
|}
===Golf Lessons===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Hole in One]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Golf Lessons
! align="left" |How to Get a Hole in One
|-
|I was practicing all the time,<br>but my golf game just<br>wasn't improving.
|No matter how long I practised,<br>I struggled to improve my golf<br>score and couldn't even dream<br>of getting a hole in one.
|-
|A friend recommended that<br>I see a golf coach he knew,<br>and I figured it couldn't hurt.
|I heard about a pair of<br>professionals through a friend<br>who could guarantee results<br>fast.
|-
|I went to our meeting place,<br>expecting a middle-aged guy<br>in ugly pants. That...wasn't<br>what I got.
|I went to the place I had<br>arranged to meet my new<br>caddies to find a curious<br>duo.
|-
|Monkey: "Hi! You can call<br>me Monkey. I'm going to<br>show you some tricks to<br>improve your score."
|"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here<br>to teach you how to improve<br>your score."
|-
|Mandrill: "Hellooo! I'm a<br>mandrill! I help Monkey<br>out sometimes."
|"And Mandrill show you how to<br>get strong!"
|-
|I thought about asking for<br>their qualifications, but<br>before I knew it, I was<br>showing them my swing.
|It was unusual to say the least<br>but I showed them a couple of<br>my practice swings.
|-
|Monkey: "Great form! You<br>just need to work on your<br>timing."
|"Nice form! You just need to<br>work on your timing," said<br>the monkey.
|-
|Mandrill: "And REAL golfers<br>can hit a ball no matter what.<br>Even if it's moving. Fast."
|"Golfer think only hitting<br>stopped ball is good training?"<br>asked the large mandrill,<br>"Mandrill teach better<br>technique!"
|-
|Monkey: "See that whale<br>that kinda looks like an<br>island out there? When I<br>give you the cue, swing<br>toward that."
|"Focus on that whale by the<br>island over there," instructed<br>the monkey, "follow my signal<br>and concentrate on your<br>timing."
|-
|Mandrill: "And remember that<br>it's not about power. Listen<br>for Monkey's cue, and time<br>your swing on that."
|"Power nothing without timing.<br>Monkey say, golfer do!" the<br>mandrill explained.
|-
|Monkey: "Oo kiii. ♪"<br>Golf ball: *clunk*
|I tried to take note of their<br>informative if unconventional<br>golfing instruction.<br>"Ooky!" "Whoosh!" "Plop!"
|-
|Mandrill: "Not bad. But<br>anyone can get one lucky<br>shot. You're gonna have to<br>practice, and practice hard!"
|"Mandrill think that was lucky<br>hit. Lucky golfer can not do<br>every time. Less luck,<br>more practice!"
|-
|And that was the day my<br>REAL golf education began...
|From that day, I got better and<br>better at getting a hole in one.
|}
===Industrial Espionage===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Screwbot Factory 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Industrial Espionage
! align="left" |Screwbot Secrets
|-
|At a secret hideout in an<br>undisclosed location under<br>a heavy veil of mystery and<br>darkness...
|Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
|-
|Leader: "All right, tell me<br>what you've discovered in<br>your surveillance."
|"OK, minion! Tell me what your<br>spying revealed."
|-
|Spy: "Of course. The factory<br>has begun production on a<br>top-secret, extremely<br>advanced new design.
|"Yes, boss. The factory has a<br>top secret robot development<br>programme in operation.
|-
|I've confirmed at least two<br>different models, the larger<br>one approximately 200 feet<br>tall and weighing about<br>60,000 tons.
|The designs for two different<br>robots are already being put<br>into production.
|-
|The final phase of assembly<br>is when they screw the head<br>to the body. This is tricky,<br>and if it's done wrong, the<br>robot has to be scrapped.
|The robots are 40 metres tall<br>and weigh approximately 30,000<br>tonnes.
|-
|The workers on that part of<br>the line are pretty tense,<br>obviously, so they've been<br>playing some soothing music<br>to help with the work.
|The production line terminates<br>in a large arm which screws<br>down the robots' heads fast<br>and tight.
|-
|When each robot is<br>completed, it says a<br>code phrase and the heart<br>symbol on its chest glows<br>with appreciation."
|This operation is extremely<br>precise and the robots become<br>inoperable if it is not<br>completed correctly. The<br>operators require nerves of<br>steel in order to prevent a<br>massive robot scrap pile.
|-
|Leader: "I see... So the<br>music is how they've kept<br>production so high. We'll<br>need to stop that somehow<br>if we're going to beat them.
|I noticed that the factory<br>constantly plays the same<br>Arabian-style music.<br>Operating the machines in time<br>to the music appears to make<br>the job easier than it seems at<br>first glance.
|-
|All right. Go continue your<br>surveillance. Alert me to<br>any changes."
|Upon completion, the robots<br>signal that they are operational<br>using code words and a<br>heart-shaped glow comes from<br>their chests.
|-
|Spy: "Understood. And if I'm<br>discovered, you'll extract me<br>from the enemy factory full<br>of 200-foot robots, right?<br>...Right?"
|The sight of the successfully<br>completed robots seems to<br>encourage the machine<br>operators to maintain their<br>work quality."
|-
|
|"I see... So, the key to their<br>success is in the music. We<br>must understand it if we are to<br>have any chance of beating<br>them.
|-
|
|We must analyse the data<br>further and develop a counter<br>plan against that factory.
|-
|
|You must go back to the factory<br>and find out the secret to that<br>rhythm."
|-
|
|"As you wish, boss."
|}
===Partners===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[See-Saw]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Partners
! align="left" |See-Saw Inspectors
|-
|See: "Hey, Saw."<br>Saw: "What's up, See?"
|"So, Mr Saw..."<br>"What's up, Mr See?"
|-
|See: "How many years have<br>we been working together?"
|"How long have we been<br>partners?"
|-
|Saw: "Let's see... It was two<br>years before I got married,<br>so that's...10 years."
|"Well, let's see... We met two<br>years before you got married,<br>so it must be 10 years."
|-
|See: "That long already!<br>Time really does fly."
|"Can it really be that long?!<br>Time flies when you're having<br>fun."
|-
|Saw: "Just think: 10 years<br>of 'een-oon, ba-bom.'"
|"Yeah, and to think we've<br>been saying the same things<br>every day for 10 years..."
|-
|See: "Woooow... I'm amazed<br>that I'm still not sick of it."
|"Every day for 10 years...<br>Will we ever get bored?"<br>"Dunno. I'm sorry for all the<br>times you ended up on your<br>behind."
|-
|Saw: "Seems like I've been<br>falling on my rump more and<br>more lately... Sorry about<br>that, See."
|"And I'm sorry for all the times<br>you landed on your face!"
|-
|See: "Hey, I've been the<br>one falling onto my head for<br>those handstand jumps.<br>I'm the one who should<br>apologize, Saw."
|"I think I caused you more falls<br>than you caused me."
|-
|Saw: "No, no. I fall on my<br>bum WAY more. I'm sorry."
|"It's no problem, my head is<br>less delicate than your behind."
|-
|See: "But my head smashes<br>are way creepy, so I'M<br>sorry."
|"Really? Are you sure you<br>didn't get whiplash?"
|-
|Saw: "So hey, how is your<br>neck, anyway?"
|"I'm fine. Are you sure it<br>doesn't hurt when you sit<br>down?"
|-
|See: "It's OK. How about<br>you, Saw? Your bum's not<br>sore or anything?"
|"There hasn't been a see-saw<br>that has beaten my bottom yet."
|-
|Saw: "Nah. Thanks, though."
|"I'm glad I found a see-saw<br>inspector as good as you."
|-
|See: "Say, the kids'll<br>be showing up to play at<br>the park pretty soon."
|"Before we have an awkward<br>silence, we've got to finish<br>testing these see-saws before<br>all the kids show up!"
|-
|Saw: "We better get to<br>work, then, keeping them off<br>this unsafe seesaw. Heh."
|"Now you're talking! I'll never<br>get tired of this job!"
|}
===My Feelings===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Double Date]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |My Feelings
! align="left" |My Feelings
|-
|I've always wanted to learn<br>the guitar but never had<br>the nerve to try.
|I decided to take up the guitar<br>and headed to the local music<br>shop. That was when I first<br>saw her.
|-
|When I did finally get up the<br>courage, I found that SHE<br>worked at the local music<br>shop.
|She was in the year above mine<br>and already had a band which<br>had won several competitions.<br>I heard she'd even been<br>approached by a famous music<br>producer.
|-
|She told me I had nothing<br>to be afraid of, that playing<br>guitar was simple. Easy for<br>her to say--everyone knows<br>her band is big in Japan.
|I hadn't saved enough pocket<br>money to buy a guitar but I<br>headed to the shop and she<br>let me try one out.
|-
|I didn't have enough money<br>to buy one that day, but she<br>let me try out a guitar and<br>showed me some chords.
|I went to the shop a lot<br>after that. She was so<br>helpful and her knowledge<br>about guitars blew me away.
|-
|I came back a lot over the<br>next six months while I<br>saved up my allowance.
|Six months later I had<br>bought that guitar, practised<br>every day and even formed<br>my own band.
|-
|Now I've bought my guitar,<br>I've started a band, and I'm<br>practicing a lot. I even<br>wrote a song for her.
|I just had to let her know my<br>feelings for her with one of my<br>own songs.
|-
|Only problem is I can't bring<br>myself to play it for her. So<br>instead, I'll invite her to our<br>first live show.
|But there was no way I could<br>sing to her until I had learned<br>to play better.
|-
|After school, we sat on a<br>bench together while I tried<br>to work up the courage to<br>give her the ticket I got her.
|And then it all seemed to fall<br>into place. My band got its first<br>gig and I hoped that she would<br>come to watch us.
|-
|My throat was parched, and<br>my mind was racing. For<br>some reason, some weasels<br>were looking at us...
|I went to tell her after school<br>and took her a ticket in my<br>trembling hands.
|-
|And then a strange thing<br>happened. A soccer ball<br>came at us, and I reflexively<br>gave it a good kick.
|We sat down outside and chatted<br>about school but I had trouble<br>telling her about my gig.
|-
|It felt great! It calmed me<br>down too. Even the weasels<br>seemed happy. So I started<br>kicking away my feelings.
|Each time I tried to pluck up<br>the courage to ask her to come<br>a ball would fly out of nowhere<br>and ruin the moment.
|-
|
|If that wasn't enough, I had a<br>pair of ferrets making a racket<br>in front of me too!
|-
|
|Strangely, the more balls I<br>kicked away, the more confident<br>I got. Maybe it was something<br>about my kicking to the rhythm<br>but the ferrets seemed to calm<br>down too.
|-
|
|I was sure this was the perfect<br>moment to tell her how I feel... 
|}
===First-Day Orientation===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Board Meeting]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |First-Day Orientation
! align="left" |An Upbeat Business Strategy
|-
|*cough* (Excuse me.)<br>First of all, let me welcome<br>and congratulate all of our...<br>*ah-CHOO* new employees.
|Achoo! Ahem... Good morning<br>ladies and gentlepigs.<br>Congratulations on becoming<br>the newest members of our<br>organisation!
|-
|Next, I need to tell you the<br>most important thing you<br>can know about working at<br>our company:
|Before you start working in<br>this prestigious company, I<br>would like to give you some<br>important advice.
|-
|Wherever you are, whatever<br>you do here, from the<br>assembly line to Accounts<br>Payable, remember to mind<br>the flow.
|No matter what we do, in this<br>company, we are always<br>upbeat! 
|-
|For proof, consider our<br>executives seated there.<br>They all came from humble<br>origins but rose to the top<br>because they embrace flow.
|This is at the forefront of our<br>business strategy. Even when<br>times are tough, we believe<br>success can always be achieved<br>by keeping upbeat.
|-
|If you want to climb the<br>ladder here, you've got to<br>develop your flow!
|The board came to realise its<br>importance through a lot of<br>hard work and spinning<br>themselves.
|-
|All right, everyone. Stand up<br>and repeat after me:
|If you want to make it far in<br>this company, you should make<br>being upbeat your priority too!
|-
|One! Start the spin smoothly<br>and flow to a halt.<br>Two! At lunchtime, season<br>freely with flowing pepper<br>and salt.
|So, everybody stand up and join<br>me in squealing.
|-
|*Ahhh-CHOOOOO!*<br>(Excuse me.)
|"All together now! Be upbeat!<br>Turning ourselves around helps<br>us turn profits round!"
|-
|
|A...aaaah...chooooooooo!
|}
===Ad Copy===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Monkey Watch]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Ad Copy
! align="left" |Current Trends
|-
|Do you hate looking at your<br>watch, afraid of how late<br>you are to your meeting,<br>date, or appointment?
|Are you always late? Do you<br>struggle to know what time it<br>is? Are your wrists drab and<br>boring? Then you need a:<br><br>MONKEY WATCH
|-
|Is the mere act of checking<br>the time a source of stress<br>and unhappiness in your<br>life?
|Have you been late for a date<br>to find that the girl wouldn't<br>wait for you to show up?<br>Then you need a:<br><br>MONKEY WATCH
|-
|If so, you need a<br>Monkey Watch! It won't<br>make you any less late for<br>things, but there's no way<br>to frown after looking at it!
|Monkey Watch Disclaimer<br><br>Looking at your new monkey<br>watch for long periods of time<br>can wear the monkeys out and<br>may cause the watch to lose<br>time.
|-
|Seriously! It's medically<br>impossible! We asked some<br>science guys about it!
|Be sure to give them<br>plenty of rest and the<br>occasional banana and your<br>monkey watch will give you<br>years of reliable service.
|-
|So buy your Monkey Watch<br>today, and smile the rest<br>of your life!
|Probably...
|-
|WARNING: Using Monkey<br>Watch continuously may<br>make the monkeys tired. Let<br>them rest occasionally for<br>more accurate timekeeping.
|
|}
===After Work===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Working Dough]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |After Work
! align="left" |After Work
|-
|On the work floor...
|On the work floor...
|-
|Veteran: "I wonder if the ship<br>made it back home to Planet<br>Dough yet..."
|"I wonder if the ship made it back<br>home to Planet Dough already..."
|-
|Rookie: "Let's hope so. We<br>spent so long transporting<br>fuel orbs for it, I was just<br>glad to see it take off."
|"Let's hope so. We spent so<br>long refuelling it, I was just<br>glad to see it take off."
|-
|Veteran: "I gotta tell you, my<br>heart skipped a few when you<br>missed the fuel orb that<br>Mr. Game & Watch was riding."
|"But I thought we'd be in big<br>trouble when Mr. Game & Watch<br>got caught in that fuel orb!"
|-
|Rookie: "I'm really sorry<br>about that. It makes me all<br>emotional just thinking<br>about it."
|"I should have noticed. I get all<br>emotional just thinking about it."
|-
|Veteran: "None of that.<br>Crying will just make you all<br>gooey. Try to stay dry until<br>you get home from work."
|"You know crying will make<br>you all gooey. You should<br>stay dry until after you<br>finish work."
|-
|Rookie: "It's a good thing<br>See and Saw were waiting<br>below and ready to fling<br>Mr. Game & Watch onto<br>the ship!"
|"I wouldn't have thought to<br>ask Mr See and Mr Saw to<br>spring to his rescue. If you<br>hadn't, who knows what could<br>have happened."
|-
|Veteran: "Yeah, I keep them<br>ready in case emergencies<br>like that come up."
|"Those guys are a regular<br>pair of heroes."
|-
|Rookie: "That was you?<br>Wow, you are so on top of<br>things! I hope to be half<br>as good as you someday."
|"I hope I grow up to be smart<br>like you one day."
|-
|Veteran: "Just take it one<br>day at a time, kid. Now turn<br>off the lights. It's time to<br>go home."
|"Your day will come, but first<br>turn off the lights, it's time to<br>go home."
|-
|Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so<br>hard today, I won't be able<br>to rise in the morning..."
|"I worked so hard today, I<br>won't be able to rise in the<br>morning."
|}
===Assembly-Line Slogans===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Built to Scale 2 (Wii)|Built to Scale 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Assembly-Line Slogans
! align="left" |Quality Construction Catchwords
|-
|Slogan for April<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Get {{Color|red|into}} your work!<br> <br>Slogan for May<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>{{Color|red|Watch}} your timing!
|April's Motto<br>Being in time<br>on the production line<br>will make you<br>feel {{Color|red|real}} fine!
|-
|
|May's Motto<br>If the production line<br>is running fine,<br>you won't have to do<br>{{Color|red|overtime}}!
|-
|Slogan for June<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Remember your due {{Color|red|dates}}!<br> <br>Slogan for July<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Put a {{Color|red|spike}} in efficiency!
|June's Motto<br>Our production line's<br>made piece by piece<br>so our {{Color|red|profits}}<br>will increase!
|-
|
|July's Motto<br>Understand the rhythm<br>and you will see<br>it put a {{Color|red|spike}}<br>in our efficiency!
|-
|Slogan for August<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Keep at it like {{Color|red|clockwork}}!<br> <br>Slogan for September<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Maintain a {{Color|red|positive}} attitude!
|August's Motto<br>Our rhythm masters<br>have some quirks<br>but keep it running<br>like {{Color|red|clockwork}}!
|-
|
|September's Motto<br>Our widgets might not<br>be much to note<br>but they keep<br>our company {{Color|red|afloat}}!
|-
|Slogan for October<br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Keep the company {{Color|red|afloat}}!<br> <br>Slogan for November <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>{{Color|red|Feed}} your efficiency!
|October's Motto<br>This production line's<br>all we need<br>except for our daily<br>drink and {{Color|red|feed}}!
|-
|
|November's Motto<br>We always work<br>with a {{Color|red|positive}} attitude<br>to gain our<br>customers' gratitude!
|-
|Slogan for December <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>{{Color|red|Kick}} your bad habits!<br> <br>Slogan for January <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>No {{Color|red|breaks}}.
|December's Motto<br>Do your best<br>and you will {{Color|red|find}}<br>you'll have fun<br>on this production line!
|-
|
|January's Motto<br>The production line's<br>in high {{Color|red|demand}},<br>when will my work<br>ever end?
|-
|Slogan for February <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Work {{Color|red|faster}}.<br> <br>Slogan for March <br>Production line, keep in time:<br>Remember to take it {{Color|red|easy}}.
|February's Motto<br>Just when you're starting<br>to give up,<br>the production line<br>just {{Color|red|speeds}} up!
|-
|
|March's Motto<br>The production line<br>has a clear rhythm,<br>just do your {{Color|red|best}}<br>and don't give in!
|}
===Baxter & Forthington===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Air Rally (Wii)|Air Rally]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Baxter & Forthington
! align="left" |Quick and Slow
|-
|High above the<br>Rhythm Islands...
|High above the Rhythm Islands,<br>a blue and red plane could be<br>seen flying in tight formation.
|-
|Forthington: "Hey, Baxter,<br>you hear about the new<br>doughnut shop? You can<br>get a doughnut covered in<br>marshmallows, candy, and<br>tiny little doughnuts!"
|"Hey, Quick! I heard a new<br>doughnut shop opened up<br>recently. It's supposed to be<br>the cat's whiskers!"
|-
|Baxter: "Ugh. I'll pass.<br>There's such a thing as<br>restraint, you know."   <br>Forthington: "Come on,<br>let's just check it out.<br>Live a little!"
|"Huff! I doubt that."
|-
|Baxter: "Forthington, I'm not<br>going to repeat myself. If you<br>want to go wallow in lard,<br>you can go by yourself,<br>glutton."
|"You can't say that until you<br>try it at least once for yourself.<br>You might regret it!"
|-
|Forthington: "What did you<br>call me?! Oh, that's it,<br>Mr. Leafy Greens! Eat THIS."   <br>With a mighty THWACK,<br>Forthington launches the<br>birdie at Baxter's face.
|"Slow! How many times? You're<br>barking up the wrong tree! If<br>you like it so much, just go by<br>yourself, you fat greedy puss!"
|-
|Baxter: "Hrmph. Gotta<br>do better than that,<br>glaze breath."<br>Baxter smacks the birdie<br>right back at Forthington.
|"How dare you! See how you<br>like eating this!"<br><br>Slow launched the shuttlecock<br>at Quick's face with a 'whoosh'!
|-
|Forthington: "It looks like the<br>old dog knows some tricks,<br>but how will you cope if I<br>change up the distance?"
|"Pah!"<br>Quick hit it back in a flash.
|-
|Forthington accelerates<br>toward the horizon and then<br>belts the birdie at Baxter.<br>*THWACK!*
|"It looks like the old dog knows<br>some tricks, but how will you<br>cope at a distance?"<br>Slow accelerated towards the<br>horizon and then belted the<br>shuttlecock at Quick.
|-
|Baxter: "So soft and sweet.<br>Just like those doughnuts<br>you like."<br>*THWACK!*
|"Your racket paw is as weak as<br>your willpower when it comes<br>to doughnuts," Quick taunted<br>as he hit the projectile back.
|-
|The rally continues for over<br>twenty minutes.
|Twenty minutes later the rally<br>was still going on...
|-
|Forthington: "OK, for an old<br>dog with no taste, you're<br>actually pretty good at air<br>badminton!"
|"Meahaha! For an old dog with<br>no taste, you are still a<br>connoisseur when it comes to<br>badminton shots!"
|-
|Baxter: "You're not so bad<br>for a sour puss either."
|"You're not so bad for a<br>sour puss either!"
|-
|Baxter: "Whew! That was a<br>workout! I could eat a<br>salad bar!"
|<br>Another twenty minutes later...
|-
|Forthington: "Hey, I've got an<br>idea. Why don't we go to the<br>doughnut shop?"
"I exercised so much I could<br>eat a horse!"<br>Baxter: "..."
|"I've got an idea, why don't we<br>head on over to that doughnut<br>shop?"
|-
|
|"..."
|-
|Forthington: "Come on,<br>Baxter. Doughnut covered in<br>tiny doughnuts. You know<br>you want one."
|"Come on, Quick! You'll love<br>it!"
|-
|Baxter: "All right..."
|"Well, alright then."
|-
|The two planes bank across<br>each other's paths, making<br>surprisingly doughnut-shaped<br>vapor trails as they fly off<br>for a well-deserved snack.
|The two planes banked across<br>each other's paths forming a<br>perfect doughnut-shaped vapour<br>trail in the sky as they headed<br>off for a well-deserved snack.
|}
===Parental Controls===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Figure Fighter 2 (Wii)|Figure Fighter 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Parental Controls
! align="left" |Family Conversation
|-
|Son: "Mom! Buy this new<br>Figure Fighter muscle doll<br>for me! Pleeeease?!"
|"Mum! Buy this new Figure<br>Fighter for me!<br>Pleeeease!"
|-
|Mother: "I'm not buying that<br>for you! It's all cheap,<br>and it'll be broken before<br>you know it!"
|"I'm not buying that for you!<br>Something that cheap will easily<br>get broken!"
|-
|Son: "OK... How about this<br>Figure Fighter 2 muscle doll?"
|"OK, Mum... How about this<br>Figure Fighter 2 figure?"
|-
|Mother: "I'm not buying that<br>for you! You'll just end up<br>breaking something that<br>expensive!"
|"I'm not buying that for you!<br>You will only end up breaking<br>something that expensive!"<br>"Sigh..."
|-
|Son: "*sigh*"
|
|}
===Wrestler's Weekly===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Ringside]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Wrestler's Weekly
! align="left" |Wrestler's Weekly
|-
|Wrestling 20XX<br>"Nobody beats the champ!"<br><br>Location: Rhythm Arena
|"Nobody beats the champ!"<br><br>Location: Rhythm Arena
|-
|
|No Holds Barred Challenge<br>Match Victory<br>The Wrestler defended his<br>championship title in 15<br>minutes with his Z-Suplex<br>special move.
|-
|Reporter: "Thanks for talking<br>with us today, champ! How<br>does it feel to defend your<br>title?"
|"Thank you for agreeing to an<br>interview with us today and<br>congratulations on making the<br>first defence of your title!"
|-
|Wrestler X: "Eh."
|"Eh..."
|-
|Reporter: "What was the<br>turning point in the match,<br>do you think?"
|"In your own words, how did<br>you manage to retain your<br>belt?"
|-
|Wrestler X: "Eh."
|"Eh..."
|-
|Reporter: "Um... I'm sure<br>your next challenger will be<br>a formidable opponent. What<br>strategy will you use?"
|"Erm... I'm sure your next<br>challenger will be a formidable<br>opponent. How do you feel<br>about facing him?"
|-
|Wrestler X: "Eh."
|"Eh..."
|-
|Reporter: "Ahem... Let's try<br>a question from one of your<br>fans. What's your sign?"
|"Ahem... Let's try a question<br>from one of your fans. What is<br>your favourite letter?"
|-
|Wrestler X: "Eh."
|"Eh..."
|-
|Reporter: "Whoa, you go, big<br>guy!"
|"That's amazing!"
|-
|Wrestler X: *strikes a pose*
|"Uh huh!"
|-
|
|"That's an amazing pose!"
|-
|Reporter: "Aaaaand that's all<br>from us! Be sure to join us<br>ringside for another<br>exclusive interview!"
|"That's all from us. Be sure to<br>join us ringside for another<br>world exclusive interview!"
|}
===Journal of Tiny Science===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Micro-Row 2 (Wii)|Micro-Row 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Journal of Tiny Science
! align="left" |Diary of Micro-Discoveries
|-
|Day 1:<br>It's been five years since I<br>announced my new method<br>for bacterial research in<br>"Microbe Today."
|Entry 1:<br>It has been five years since I<br>first announced my new method<br>for bacterial research.
|-
|My students and I have<br>been working day and night<br>to catalog our newest data.
|The students and I have worked<br>tirelessly day and night to find<br>new bacteria.
|-
|Then today I received a vial<br>from the mysterious Rhythm<br>League, and its contents<br>astounded me!
|Today, I discovered a group of<br>bacteria with a puzzling organised<br>movement. They swam right past<br>my microscope's field of view and<br>I knew instantly that I had found<br>something completely new.
|-
|The microbes in the vial<br>moved in sync with each<br>other. And not just one or<br>two, but countless microbes<br>all moving in time!
|The bacteria moved with great<br>coordination. There were not<br>just one or two, but countless<br>bacteria all moving in time.<br>I am sure they represent an<br>important discovery so we must<br>study them further.
|-
|I am sure they represent an<br>important discovery.<br>We must keep studying<br>them.
|Entry 2:<br>The bacteria appear to have lost<br>their initial vigour. They are<br>moving sluggishly and bumping<br>into each other which appears<br>to make them unhappy.
|-
|Day X:<br>The microbes appear to have<br>lost their initial vigor. They<br>move sluggishly, unhappily<br>bumping into each other.
|If they continue like this,<br>I will have to abandon my<br>research.<br><br>What on earth could be wrong<br>with them?
|-
|If they continue like this,<br>I will have to abandon my<br>research. What could be<br>wrong with them?
|Entry 3:<br>The bacteria still appear to lack<br>their initial vitality. The team<br>and I are exhausted from failing<br>to improve their condition.
|-
|Day Y:<br>The microbes still seem sad<br>and listless. The team and I<br>are exhausted, and nothing<br>we have tried has improved<br>their condition.
|We must do something!<br><br>Perhaps some music would<br>help liven our mood. I'm sure<br>one of the students left a CD<br>somewhere...
|-
|We must do something--if<br>not for them, then for our<br>own morale. Some music<br>might lift our spirits...
|As soon as I put the CD on,<br>the bacteria lost their drab<br>appearance. They began to<br>move in time and glowed<br>colourfully again!
|-
|Day Z:<br>Astonishing! As soon as I<br>put the music on, the<br>microbes brightened, moving<br>in time and colorful again!
|I'm not sure how, but they<br>feed on the music (I may call<br>the process "Rhythmesis").<br>However, the music's effect is<br>undeniable.
|-
|I'm not sure how, but the<br>microbes feed on the music<br>in a process I shall call<br>"rhythmesis." The music's<br>effect is undeniable.
|The bacteria have begun moving<br>in a nimble jerking motion.
|-
|The microbes have resumed<br>their tiny, dancing march.<br>Where could they be headed?<br>We still have so much to<br>learn about them...
|I wonder where they could be<br>headed? I must study them<br>further to understand more about<br>this truly mysterious organism.
|-
|We have already gained from<br>our research, though. I find<br>myself walking with a spring<br>in my step now!
|We still have a lot to learn from<br>them. We should all learn to<br>live with a spring in our step<br>too!
|}
===Picky Eaters' Song===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Samurai Slice 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Picky Eaters' Song
! align="left" |The Picky Eaters Song
|-
|I am called the Wandering<br>Samurai, due to my devotion<br>to the samurai code of<br>Bushido and my generally<br>poor sense of direction.
|The lone samurai continued his<br>endless journey onwards.
|-
|～As the sun dips below the<br>horizon, the Wandering<br>Samurai rests his weary<br>body on the grounds of<br>an old temple.～
|Eventually the samurai came<br>across a temple and decided to<br>take shelter from the heat of<br>the morning sun.
|-
|<br>"I'm so very tired from all<br>the wandering I did today..."<br>～Before he is even aware of<br>it, the samurai is asleep and<br>dreaming...～
|His eyelids began to feel heavy<br>and it did not take long before<br>he fell fast asleep under a<br>large tree.
|-
|♪ One onion. Can't eat it!<br>　 Two tubers. Mmm! Love it!<br>　 Three three-bean salads.<br>　 Can't eat it! ♪
|As he lay snoring in the shade,<br>a counting song from his<br>childhood came back to him...
|-
|♪ Four fortune cookies.<br>　 Mmm! Love it!<br>　 Five flying fish.<br>　 People eat those? ♪
|One - I like buns<br>Two - I don't like stew<br>Three - I like peas<br>Four - I don't like rice balls<br>Five - I like chives
|-
|♪ Six sticks of butter.<br>　 Mmm! Love it!<br>　 Seven celery sticks.<br>　 Can't eat it! ♪
|<br>Six - I don't like figs<br>Seven - I like cinnamon<br>Eight - I don't like skate<br>Nine - I like brine<br>Ten - I don't like ramen...
|-
|♪ Eight egg rolls.<br>　 Mmm! Love it!<br>　 Nine nice noodle dishes.<br>　 Can't eat it! ♪
|"An honourable samurai never<br>lets food go to waste," his<br>mother scolded. "Yes, mother,"<br>the young samurai dutifully<br>replied...
|-
|♪ And ten tennis balls.<br>　 Not food. ♪
|The lone samurai awoke from his<br>dream to find the sun had risen<br>high in the sky.
|-
|<br>"Son, if you are so picky<br>about food, you'll never<br>grow up to be a proper<br>samurai!"<br>"Yes, Mother!"
|He soon noticed two young<br>kids approaching with a toy<br>windmill and a rice ball.
|-
|When I wake, the sun is<br>high in the sky. Standing<br>nearby are two children.<br>The boy holds a pinwheel,<br>the girl a rice ball.
|"Our mummy told us to give<br>you this."
|-
|"Mama said this was for you."<br>My stomach growls as my<br>eye meets the rice ball.<br>"I am indebted to you."<br>I gratefully accept the<br>rice ball.
|The samurai's stomach let out<br>a loud growl at the sight of<br>the expertly-made rice ball.
|-
|It is delicious. Just like<br>Mother used to make.
|"Thank you," the samurai said<br>as he took the rice ball. He bit<br>into it and was filled with more<br>memories of his mother's<br>cooking.
|-
|
|He wondered how he<br>would be able to repay their<br>kindness to him.<br><br>To be continued...
|}
===Angling Profiles===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Catch of the Day]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Angling Profiles
! align="left" |Fishing Monthly
|-
|Master Fisherperson<br>Ann Glerr presents:<br>Fishing Tips with<br>Master Fisherperson<br>Ann Glerr
|Expert's Corner<br><br>This month's Expert's Corner<br>features tips from Ann Glerr.
|-
|Ann Glerr here with some<br>fishing tips! Let's start<br>with the small fry:
|Hi, everyone! I'd like to take<br>the opportunity to introduce<br>three fish species to you today
|-
|The Quicknibble is an<br>adorable little orange fish<br>with no sense of self-<br>preservation whatsoever.
|First, let's start with the cute<br>Gulper. You have to watch out<br>for this small orange fish<br>because they don't wait around<br>after nibbling your bait.
|-
|It'll usually taste your<br>bait twice then just bite<br>into it, at which point you<br>can simply yank it out of<br>the water.
|The Little Waiter may have a<br>vacant stare but don't let<br>that fool you. The key to<br>hooking one is waiting briefly<br>for it to bite.
|-
|The Pausegill, on the other<br>hand, is a cautious fish. It<br>generally invests in mutual<br>funds and treasury bills.
|Finally, the king of fish is the<br>Big Teaser.
|-
|Also, it waits a beat after<br>tasting the bait before biting.<br>I don't know why it bothers--<br>it's not like it ever checks<br>the bait and goes "Nah."
|They use their long tongues to<br>tease their prey. When you see<br>the float move, try counting to<br>three before striking.
|-
|Finally, there's the creepy<br>Threefish. This intimidating<br>guy likes to check the bait<br>very thoroughly with his<br>tongue.
|However, if they get away you'll<br>find their deep laugh sounds<br>quite suave and sophisticated!
|-
|After the check, he likes to<br>give the worm a count of<br>three to let the fear set<br>in...then he strikes!
|One final tip, fishing is all<br>about rhythm. So try to stick<br>to the beat whenever you see<br>a fish bite!
|-
|I hope these tips will help<br>you land the big one next<br>time you're out! Ann Glerr<br>signing off!
|Good luck fishing, everybody!<br><br>Ann Glerr
|}
===Expedition Journal===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Flipper-Flop (Wii)|Flipper-Flop]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Expedition Journal
! align="left" |Expedition Journal
|-
|April 16<br>Today, our expedition team<br>is set to arrive at our<br>destination. It's strange,<br>though... 
|16th April<br><br>The expedition team should<br>make it to our goal today...
|-
|No matter how many steps<br>forward we take, we seem<br>to be right back where we<br>started. Am I just imagining<br>things?
|However, no matter how much<br>progress we make, it feels as<br>if we are going round in circles.<br><br>We are already behind schedule<br>by several hours.
|-
|
|If we fall even further behind,<br>we might not even make it at<br>all...<br><br>The Captain is as icy-faced<br>as ever. If he's worried, he's<br>not showing it in the slightest.
|-
|April 20<br>We ran into a major storm<br>that made it difficult to<br>move and impossible to see.
|20th April<br><br>The team has been hampered<br>by a violent snowstorm that<br>could freeze an exposed snout<br>in seconds.
|-
|I thought our one-flipper-roll<br>strategy probably wasn't<br>going to cut it, so I went<br>to the captain, hoping he'd<br>reconsider our tactics.
|We had difficulty practising our<br>single flipper rolls, so I asked the<br>Captain if we could change<br>our training strategy.
|-
|He just said, "Good joooob!"<br>After a moment, he added,<br>"Nice!" ...I guess I just have<br>to trust the captain...
|The Captain just replied in his<br>usual loud voice, "Mmm! Aah!"<br>so I hope we can trust him.
|-
|April 21<br>The one-flipper-roll strategy<br>was a failure.
|21st April<br><br>Our flipper rolls were a complete<br>failure. We didn't make any<br>headway at all. We are starting to<br>lose our strength and motivation.
|-
|
|Even so, we finally managed to<br>do ten flipper rolls together!
|-
|I thought it was time to<br>deploy our ultimate weapon.<br>I went to the captain and<br>said, "It's time to try the<br>ten-flipper-roll strategy!"
|The Captain gave us his strongest<br>"Yes! Good job!"<br><br>I'm sure he won't let us down.
|-
|April 22<br>The ten-flipper-roll strategy<br>left the entire expedition<br>team dizzy and disoriented.
|22nd April<br><br>Today it was so bright, it felt<br>as if even the sun was mocking<br>our flipper progress.
|-
|
|We practised so many ten<br>flipper rolls that I couldn't<br>even see straight any more.
|-
|"Captain! What should we<br>do?!" My voice echoed<br>across the frigid tundra.<br>And then I heard his strong,<br>reassuring voice:
|Captain! How much more of<br>this training do we have to<br>suffer?<br>...do we have to suffer?<br>...do we have to suffer?
|-
|
|Perhaps I shouldn't have<br>shouted so loud as the echoes<br>rang out over the polar waste.
|-
|"That's it!"<br><br>Ca-Captain...really?<br><br>I...I believe in our captain.
|But then, the Captain said,<br>"Well done!"<br>I hope he means it this time...
|}
===Birds of the Universe===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Flock Step]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Birds of the Universe
! align="left" |Birds of the Universe
|-
|Did everyone have a<br>refreshing break? Wonderful!<br>Let's continue our tour of<br>the planet of the Huebirds...
|Welcome to another edition of<br>Birds of the Universe. Today,<br>we've got quite a selection<br>to show to you.
|-
|Ah, here we see a typical<br>morning commute for these<br>colorful creatures. Note that,<br>even in a dense crowd, they<br>move in perfect harmony.
|The prettiest of all space birds<br>has to be the Huebird.<br>Let's see how they start their<br>day.
|-
|Er...mostly. Excuse me!<br>Please don't push! Someone<br>could get hurt! Excuse me!
|Rush hour starts early on their<br>colourful planet. But even in<br>large groups, they move in<br>harmony...most of the time.
|-
|
|"It's looking pretty crowded<br>already. Hey, everybody! Stop<br>pushing, it's dangerous!"<br><br>"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"<br><br>It doesn't seem as if they are<br>paying any attention.
|-
|"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet,<br>tweet, squawk!"<br><br>What was that? Does<br>anyone in the group by<br>any chance speak Huebird?
|"Don't you birds have any<br>manners? Stop pushing!"<br><br>"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"<br><br>Can anybody speak Huebirdish?
|-
|Now, please! Please, let's<br>try to keep things orderly!<br>"Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet,<br>squawk!"<br>I don't understand! WHAT<br>ARE YOU SAYING?!
|"Hey! Someone could get hurt!<br>Please line up patiently!"<br><br>"Tweet! Tweet! Squawk!"<br><br>I'm sure they're not paying<br>attention on purpose now.
|-
|
|"Hey, you! The pretty bird,<br>yes...you, line up properly!"<br><br>"Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!<br>Tweet! Squawk!"<br><br>That's more like it.
|-
|Ahem. Let's continue our<br>tour, shall we? As I was<br>saying, the Huebirds are<br>lovely creatures with their<br>own ideas about order.
|These birds have behaved the<br>same way for generations. They<br>are sometimes a little selfish but<br>they all walk to the same beat.
|-
|Next, we'll be examining an<br>altogether different species,<br>the Eloquent Tapir, who I'm<br>sure you all will enjoy<br>conversing with.
|Next time we will look at Blue<br>Birds.<br><br>Enjoy your bird watching!
|}
===Rhythm Rockets===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Launch Party]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Rhythm Rockets
! align="left" |Mini Rocket Development
|-
|Hello, and thank you for your<br>interest in Rhythm Rockets!<br>These are sure to make your<br>next outer-space voyage fun<br>and memorable!
|Hello! Thank you for your interest<br>in Rhythm Rockets!
|-
|We have four models this<br>year, and I'll be happy to<br>explain the differences.
|We currently have four rocket<br>models in production. Let<br>me explain to you the<br>differences between them.
|-
|Family Model<br>This cheerful red-and-white<br>rocket is well balanced and<br>suited to all sorts of uses.
|The basic red and white<br>"Trusty" model was developed<br>to be easy to launch and is the<br>most reliable of our designs.
|-
|Party Cracker Model<br>This one starts the party<br>with a fun sound. Plus,<br>there's no confetti to<br>clean up!
|The "Cracker" model makes<br>quite a bang at launch and<br>is made to impress. If you ever<br>make your own home launch<br>party, this is the one for you.<br>It has real oomph and is<br>good for the environment too.
|-
|Bell Model<br>This lovely rocket launches<br>with a clear chime. Ideal<br>for weddings and other<br>celebrations!
|The "Belle" model goes off with<br>a crystal clear chime that is<br>exceptionally moving. This one<br>is popular at weddings and it's<br>bound to bring smiles to all<br>who hear it blast off!
|-
|Bowling Model<br>For the frustrated bowler in<br>all of us, this exuberant<br>rocket delivers the satisfying<br>sound of a perfect strike!
|Our "Striker" model has a<br>stirring sound and is a real<br>knockout! If you've never<br>played a perfect game of<br>bowling, launch one of these<br>and you'll know how it feels!
|-
|Whichever Rhythm Rocket<br>you choose, you're certain<br>to have an exciting and<br>fun outer-space expedition!
|I think you'll find we have a<br>mini-rocket for every occasion<br>and one that can compliment<br>your lives.
|-
|
|So, please order one<br>now before they sell out!
|}
===Concert Listings===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Love Rap 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Concert Listings
! align="left" |Hip Hop Press
|-
|Promoting their eagerly<br>anticipated new single<br>"Love Rap," the Love Posse<br>(featuring MC Adore) is<br>coming to a town near you!
|In anticipation of The Love Posse<br>feat. MC Adore's new single "Love<br>Rap", the band will be performing<br>an exclusive live set for a limited<br>number of fans.
|-
|Opening for the Posse will<br>be those twin quasars of<br>hip-hop, the RAPMEN. 
|Of course, you can expect<br>everyone's favourite rapping<br>duo "The Love Posse" to be<br>providing the backing too!
|-
|Check online for dates and<br>venues. Advance tickets are<br>$60, and each comes with<br>an MC Adore sticker.
|Date: To be confirmed<br>Location: A venue near you<br><br>Tickets are on sale now<br>so don't miss out!
|-
|Tickets at the door are<br>also $60 but do NOT come<br>with a sticker. Plan ahead!<br>Don't miss it!
|
|}
===At the Auditions===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Tap Troupe]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |At the Auditions
! align="left" |At the Auditions
|-
|"I want to be a star!"<br>That was what I thought<br>every minute of every day<br>after I moved to this town.
|I had always wanted to become<br>famous and came to this town<br>to try to achieve my dreams!
|-
|Then I saw the most<br>important flyer on the most<br>important café bulletin board<br>of my life.
|When I saw an audition poster<br>in a cafe, I knew the chance<br>had finally arrived.
|-
|The flyer read,<br>"Tap star wanted!"
|The poster said "Tap Star<br>auditions!"
|-
|
|I thought I would have to be the<br>luckiest boy in the world to<br>win the audition and become<br>world famous so easily, but I<br>knew I had to try.
|-
|I knew this was my big<br>chance. On the day of the<br>audition, there were three<br>other young guys waiting<br>with me in the studio.
|I sat waiting nervously with<br>three other young lads waiting<br>for their chance to shine.
|-
|There were four gray boxes<br>lined up neatly in a row on<br>a desk in front of us.<br>We had no idea what they<br>were for.
|I noticed a grey box placed on<br>a desk in front of me and<br>wondered what it was for.
|-
|A bearded man wearing a<br>yellow box on his head burst<br>into the room with a hearty<br>"Welcome! Welcome!"
|A man carrying a yellow box<br>entered the room and began<br>speaking enthusiastically.
|-
|"You guys look great! Long<br>legs, symmetrical heads--<br>you have all the right<br>stuff to become tap stars!"
|"Welcome! Welcome! Hey, you<br>lads look great! You've<br>got the right look and legs<br>long enough to be the next<br>tap stars!
|-
|"OK, now. Would you all<br>please put these boxes<br>on your heads?"
|Let's get started! Would<br>you mind putting the boxes<br>on?
|-
|I had a decision to make.<br>Would I put this box on my<br>head and risk looking silly<br>for a chance at stardom?
|This box might look plain but<br>it will make you a star!"<br>I felt a bit uncertain but<br>put the box over my head.
|-
|Of course I would.<br>"YES. Bravo. BRAVO!<br>You made it. You all<br>made the cut!"
|"Hey! That's it! You all look<br>great! Right, you all passed<br>the audition!"
|-
|And that's how I began my<br>climb to tap stardom...
|From that moment, my career<br>as a tap star really began and<br>I have never looked back.
|}
===Pep-Squad Rules===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Cheer Readers 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Pep-Squad Rules
! align="left" |Club Rules
|-
|○ Energy is key!
|Rule 1: Always remember your<br>manners!<br>Rule 2: Keep the room tidy.
|-
|○ Everybody pitches in to<br>    clean the practice room.
|
|-
|○ Practice your finger work!<br>    Don't get the wrong page.
|Rule 3: Practise turning pages<br>over carefully so you don't<br>make any mistakes.<br>Rule 4: Perform in a loud voice<br>so that the whole team keeps<br>their page turning in time.
|-
|○ When everyone's pages<br>    are synchronized, we all<br>    win. When it happens,<br>    give a cheer for your<br>    squadmates.
|
|-
|○ To prevent your books<br>    getting mixed up, write your<br>    name on the back cover.
|Rule 5: Don't take anybody<br>else's book! Write your name<br>on the back cover.<br>Rule 6: Always report to the<br>leader if you think you cannot<br>make practice the following day.
|-
|○ If you will miss practice<br>    for any reason, clear it<br>    with the captain at least<br>    a day in advance.
|
|-
|○ If you read a good book,<br>    post it on the team's blog<br>    and share it with<br>    everyone!
|Rule 7: Please report any good<br>books on the club blog.<br>Rule 8: Always repeat cheers<br>with lots and lots of energy!
|-
|○ The "BOOM" part of<br>    "Rah-rah sis boom<br>    ba-BOOM" is key.<br>    Say it with pep, and let<br>    'em know you mean it!
|
|}
===A Musical Term===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Karate Man 2 (Wii)|Karate Man 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |A Musical Term
! align="left" |A Musical Term
|-
|"I dunno. It's like everyone<br>just decides what it means<br>and passes their judgment<br>and expects me to behave<br>in a certain way.
|"I dunno. It's like everyone<br>just decides what it means<br>and passes their judgment<br>and expects me to behave<br>in a certain way.
|-
|I mean, first of all, it's my<br>name, like my actual, this-<br>is-what-my-birth-certificate-<br>says NAME. It doesn't reflect<br>me as a person.
|I mean, first of all, it's my<br>name, like my actual, this-<br>is-what-my-birth-certificate-<br>says NAME. It doesn't reflect<br>me as a person.
|-
|And hey, words can mean<br>more than one thing, you<br>know? Just because the first<br>thing YOU think of is some<br>happy-go-lucky sap doesn't<br>mean...
|And hey, words can mean<br>more than one thing, you<br>know? Just because the first<br>thing YOU think of is some<br>happy-go-lucky sap doesn't<br>mean...
|-
|Ugh. I know, I come in here<br>every week and spend the<br>whole session griping about<br>this. You're probably tired of<br>hearing about it by now.
|Ugh. I know, I come in here<br>every week and spend the<br>whole session griping about<br>this. You're probably tired of<br>hearing about it by now.
|-
|Do you ever have problems<br>like this? Do people just<br>look at you and assume that<br>you're into, I dunno, copying<br>what people do?"
|Do you ever have problems<br>like this? Do people just<br>look at you and assume that<br>you're into, I dunno, copying<br>what people do?"
|-
|Oookii oook-ook!
|Oooky oook-ook!
|-
|"Right, right. My therapy is<br>about me and my problems,<br>not you. Anyway, thanks for<br>listening. I'll see you next<br>Tuesday for another session<br>of 'Mr. Upbeat's complaints.'"
|"Right, right. My therapy is<br>about me and my problems,<br>not you. Anyway, thanks for<br>listening. I'll see you next<br>Tuesday for another session<br>of 'Mr Upbeat's complaints.'
|}
===Investigation Notes===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 2 (Wii)|Remix 2]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Investigation Notes
! align="left" |Police Memo
|-
|xx/xx/20xx<br>"It's July through November"<br>was the tip from the mystery<br>man working at the Built to<br>Scale factory.
|Police Report:<br><br>We received a tip off from<br>an unidentified man who is<br>apparently working at the<br>widget factory.
|-
|
|It said "from July to<br>November".
|-
|The "Assembly-Line Slogans"<br>document he wrote looks<br>suspicious. We'll definitely<br>want to investigate that.
|There's definitely something<br>suspicious about those<br>"Quality Construction<br>Catchwords". We should<br>investigate further.
|}
===Song Lyrics 1===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 3 (Wii)|Remix 3]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 1
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 1
|-
|Tonight<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki<br>(Remix 3 Theme)
|Tonight<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki<br>(Remix 3 Theme song)
|-
|Shiv'ring cold on a big city<br>night,<br>Well, that's how you found<br>me, way back then.
|Shiv'ring cold on a big city<br>night,<br>Well, that's how you found<br>me, way back then.
|-
|And in the startled blink of<br>an eye,<br>I knew my life was forever<br>changed.
|And in the startled blink of<br>an eye,<br>I knew my life was forever<br>changed.
|-
|Walking on a high wire,<br>And if that's how life's<br>gonna be,
|I'm walking high on a high<br>wire,<br>And if that's how life's<br>gonna be,
|-
|Then I should have all the<br>fun that I can,<br>Yeah, that's a lot more<br>like me.
|Then I should have all the<br>fun that I can,<br>Yeah, that's a lot more<br>like me.
|-
|Tonight's the night,<br>Right here, right now,<br>I swear.
|Tonight's the night,<br>Right here, right now,<br>I swear.
|-
|I'll walk into the future<br>without a care, yeah,<br>Tonight when all my tears<br>have come and gone,
|I'll walk into the future<br>without a care, yeah,<br>Tonight when all my tears<br>have come and gone,
|-
|I'll say good-bye to all<br>yesterday's sad songs, yeah,<br>And there may come a time<br>when I will hesitate,<br>But waiting's part of life, now.
|I'll say goodbye to all<br>yesterday's sad songs, yeah,<br>And there may come a time<br>when I will hesitate,<br>But waiting's part of life, now.
|-
|Tonight's the night, please<br>hear me out to the end.<br>Could you please be the one,<br>my carefree friend, yeah.
|Tonight's the night, please<br>hear me out to the end.<br>Could you please be the one,<br>my carefree friend, yeah.
|-
|Tonight I need my dreams<br>to all come true.<br>Please tell me if that sounds<br>like a plan to you, yeah.
|Tonight I need my dreams<br>to all come true.<br>Please tell me if that sounds<br>like a plan to you, yeah.
|-
|I know that it may sound too<br>simple to be true,<br>But hey, well, that's life too.<br>But hey, well, that's life too.
|I know that it may sound too<br>simple to be true,<br>But hey, well, that's life too.<br>But hey, well, that's life too.
|}
===Song Lyrics 2===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 8 (Wii)|Remix 8]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 2
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 2
|-
|I Love You, My One and Only<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Naoki Tanaka<br>(Remix 8 Theme)
|I Love You, My One and Only<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Naoki Tanaka<br>(Remix 8 theme song)
|-
|What can I do, What can I do?<br>The only one for me is you,<br>What can I do, What can I do,<br>What can I do?
|What can I do, What can I do?<br>The only one for me is you,<br>What can I do, What can I do,<br>What can I do?
|-
|Tell me, tell me, now why'd<br>you have to<br>Hurt me, hurt me, now why'd<br>you take my<br>Heart if you don't love me?
|Tell me, tell me, now why'd<br>you have to<br>Hurt me, hurt me, now why'd<br>you take my<br>Heart if you don't love me?
|-
|Tell me, tell me, just how to<br>say good-bye now, bye now,<br>Just when I know I<br>Never will forget you?
|Tell me, tell me, just how to<br>say goodbye now, bye now,<br>Just when I know I<br>Never will forget you?
|-
|What can I do to bring you<br>back to me?<br>Tell me what to do to win<br>your love!
|What can I do to bring you<br>back to me?<br>Tell me what to do to win<br>your love!
|-
|Won't ever give you up,<br>Won't ever let go.<br>Even if it breaks me,<br>I will always know
|Won't ever give you up,<br>Won't ever let go.<br>Even if it breaks me,<br>I will always know
|-
|You are my only one.<br>There is no other.<br>This sweet dream will never die<br>Won't ever give you up<br>Won't ever let go.
|You are my only one.<br>There is no other.<br>This sweet dream will never die<br>Won't ever give you up<br>Won't ever let go.
|-
|Even when you hurt me,<br>I still love you so.<br>I'll let you take the lead.<br>Follow where you go.
|Even when you hurt me,<br>I still love you so.<br>I'll let you take the lead.<br>Follow where you go.
|-
|Hear my plea, oh, won't you, baby<br>I love you, my one and only
|Hear my plea,<br>oh, won't you, baby<br>I love you,<br>my one and only.
|-
|What can I do, What can I do?<br>The only one for me is you,<br>What can I do, What can I do,<br>What can I do?
|What can I do, What can I do?<br>The only one for me is you,<br>What can I do, What can I do,<br>What can I do?
|}
===Song Lyrics 3===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 9 (Wii)|Remix 9]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 3
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 3
|-
|Beautiful One Day<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo<br>(Remix 9 Theme)
|Beautiful One Day<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo<br>(Remix 9 Theme Song)
|-
|They say it's still just<br>nothing but a man's world.<br>They say it's just too hard<br>to find yourself.
|They say it's still just<br>nothing but a man's world.<br>They say it's just too hard<br>to find yourself.
|-
|(But then when) you dance<br>you feel good,<br>(And you know) you got 'em<br>going,
|(But then when) you dance<br>you feel good,<br>(And you know) you got 'em<br>going,
|-
|(And you know) your moves<br>are real good,<br>(And you know) that you are<br>beautiful.
|(And you know) your moves<br>are real good,<br>(And you know) that you are<br>beautiful.
|-
|I just want to shine, I want<br>to be in love now.<br>I just want to shine, I want<br>to be in love now.
|I just want to shine, I want<br>to be in love now<br>I just want to shine, I want<br>to be in love now.
|-
|You know you can't just<br>leave the past behind you,<br>You know you can't just live<br>a life of shining glamour.
|You know you can't just<br>leave the past behind you,<br>You know you can't just live<br>a life of shining glamour.
|-
|Ah, the music plays on<br>and on,<br>Ooh, as you walk around<br>the town.
|And the music plays on<br>and on,<br>Ooh, as you walk around<br>the town.
|-
|And the teardrops just keep<br>falling down,<br>And the teardrops just keep<br>falling down,
|And the tears just keep<br>falling down,<br>And the tears just keep<br>falling down,
|-
|And the teardrops just keep<br>falling down because...<br>I only wish I knew.
|And the tears just keep<br>falling down because...<br>I only wish I knew.
|-
|Someday you'll find yourself<br>and realize that you're<br>beautiful.
|Someday you'll find yourself<br>and realise that you're<br>beautiful.
|-
|(So that when) love takes<br>you down again,<br>(And it breaks) your heart<br>in pieces, then just<br>Let the teardrops fall<br>like gentle rain.
|(So that when) love takes<br>you down again,<br>(And it breaks) your heart<br>in pieces, then just<br>Let the teardrops fall like rain.
|-
|That's when you'll find<br>yourself and realize that<br>you're beautiful.
|That's when you'll find<br>yourself and realise that<br>you're beautiful.
|-
|(And you might) just start<br>to heal then,<br>(And you might) find your<br>heart whole again,
|(And you might) just start<br>to heal then,<br>(And you might) find your<br>heart whole again,
|-
|And you will find what you're<br>looking for after all.
|And you will find what you're<br>looking for after all.
|}
===Song Lyrics 4===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Karate Man Combos!|Karate Man]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 4
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 4
|-
|Lonely Storm<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki<br>(Karate Man Theme)
|Lonely Storm<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Yusuke Itagaki<br>(Karate Man Theme Music)
|-
|Baby, I'm a broken man, I'm<br>just a shattering storm.<br>Baby, try to find my way as<br>the lonely shadows swarm.
|Baby, I'm a broken man, I'm<br>just a shattering storm.<br>Baby, try to find my way as<br>the lonely shadows swarm.
|-
|Whoa, I'm just a man,<br>Missing you, please understand.<br>Without you, I'm dying.
|Whoa, I'm just a man,<br>Missing you, please understand.<br>Without you, I'm dying.
|-
|No, no one will know how I<br>bear my pain alone.<br>In the end, I choose my<br>solitude.
|No, no one will know how I<br>bear my pain alone.<br>In the end, I choose my<br>solitude.
|-
|No! I can't go back to my<br>days of innocence.<br>Can't go back, there is no<br>return.
|No! I can't go back to my<br>days of innocence.<br>Can't go back, there is no<br>return.
|-
|Another cycle of seasons has<br>passed us by and I can't help<br>Wonder, I wonder, I wonder<br>just where you are now.
|Another cycle of seasons has<br>passed us by and I can't help<br>Wonder, I wonder, I wonder<br>just where you are now.
|-
|I hear from everyone that you<br>are different and that you are<br>Yet more beautiful than<br>before.
|I hear from everyone that you<br>are different and that you are<br>Yet more beautiful than<br>before.
|-
|Whoa...<br>If you say that you are happier<br>now and that's just the way you<br>Feel about everything now,
|Whoa...<br>If you say that you are happier<br>now and that's just the way you<br>Feel about everything now,
|-
|Well then I guess it's just<br>the way that it is...
|Well then I guess it's just<br>the way that it is...
|}
===Song Lyrics 5===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 7 (Wii)|Remix 7]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 5
! align="left" |Song Lyrics 5
|-
|Dreams of Our Generation<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo<br>(Night Walk Theme)
|Dreams of Our Generation<br>Song by Tsunku♂<br>Arrangement by Kaoru Okubo<br>(Night Walk Theme Music)
|-
|You and I've been through a<br>lot together.<br>That's just the way the story<br>goes.
|You and I've been through a<br>lot together.<br>That's just the way the story<br>goes.
|-
|Even though your heart breaks <br>And you're down on your knees,<br>Anyway, you'll laugh again<br>someday.
|Even though your heart breaks <br>And you're down on your knees,<br>Anyway, you'll laugh again<br>someday.
|-
|And if you're down,<br>You'll get up again. <br>Dust off a bit,<br>And go along your way.
|And if you're down,<br>You'll get up again. <br>Dust off a bit,<br>And go along your way.
|-
|But don't you know<br>You might find, before too long,<br>You're on your knees once again.
|But don't you know<br>You might find, before too long,<br>You're on your knees once again.
|-
|Let's spread our wings, now,<br>Do anything, now,<br>Somehow we came this far.
|Let's spread our wings, now,<br>Do anything, now,<br>Somehow we came this far.
|-
|I've got a choice now,<br>I hear your voice now,<br>Singing inside my heart.
|I've got a choice now,<br>I hear your voice now,<br>Singing inside my heart.
|-
|Let's spread our wings, now,<br>Into the sky now,<br>Let's reach up to the sun.
|Let's spread our wings, now,<br>Into the sky now,<br>Let's reach up to the sun.
|-
|Soon we will see we're<br>Living the dreams of<br>Our generation.
|Soon we will see we're<br>Living the dreams of<br>Our generation.
|}
===Character Bios 1===
Obtained with all [[Perfect]]s.
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Character Bios 1
! align="left" |Minor Credits 1
|-
|Pirate Captain Jackie<br>It's unclear how little Jackie<br>achieved her rank, but she<br>certainly has taken to the<br>role, huh?
|Captain Asker<br><br>She's a lively lady pirate<br>with a penchant for transporting<br>porky cargo. She's looking for<br>someone who can keep up with<br>her pirate adventures.
|-
|Lady Cupid<br>She's still practicing for the<br>day she gets a shot at the<br>big leagues, shooting at real<br>hearts inside people.
|Lady Cupid<br><br>If you're looking to find true<br>love, let Cupid show you how.<br>Don't delay fire some love<br>arrows yourself today! Just call<br>for a free consultation!
|-
|Frog and Frog Princess<br>While her amphibious friend<br>is very fond of her, most<br>others think this princess<br>is toad-ally spoiled.
|Frog and Frog Princess<br><br>Where could the spoilt little<br>princess and her faithful steed,<br>I mean, faithful boyfriend be<br>headed?<br>It's a complete mystery.
|}
===Character Bios 2===
Obtained with all [[Perfect]]s.
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Character Bios 2
! align="left" |Minor Credits 2
|-
|Munchy Monk<br>After mastering eating, he's<br>now aiming to perfect the<br>art of feeding someone else.<br>ON A MOVING TRAIN!
|Munchy Monk<br><br>He mastered eating and now<br>seeks perfection in the art<br>of feeding someone else.
|-
|
|Not even the motion of a<br>speeding train can put him off.
|-
|Driver<br>That guy in the driver's seat<br>in the Toy Car... Man, he<br>looks familiar! Anyone know<br>where else we've seen him?
|Driver<br><br>The person sitting in the<br>driver's seat of the toy car<br>looks vaguely familiar...
|-
|
|He must get around quite a lot.<br>Where else has he been?
|-
|Girls' Basketball Team<br>A new team is burning up<br>the courts...or would be if it<br>had more than two members.<br>Get recruiting!
|Girls' Basketball Club<br><br>This newly formed team still<br>only comprise the club leader<br>and vice leader but they<br>practise hard every day.<br>New members wanted!
|}
===Character Bios 3===
Obtained with all [[Perfect]]s.
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Character Bios 3
! align="left" |Minor Credits 3
|-
|Clap Trap Doll<br>Height: 5.25"  Weight: 8 oz.<br>Special skill: Breaststroke<br>Quote: "A good offense is<br>the best defense."
|Clapping Doll<br><br>Height: 13.4cm<br>Weight: 235g<br>Skill: Butterfly swimming stroke<br>Favourite phrase: Defence is<br>the best form of attack.
|-
|Mr. Hi-Hat<br>Job: Percussion instrument<br>Defining trait: Round face<br>Extra gravy: Nice eyebrows
|Hi-Hat<br><br>Type: Percussion instrument<br>Feature: Round head<br>Charm Points: His dignified<br>eyebrows and cute tongue.
|-
|Rhythm Fighters<br>Genre: Combative robots<br>Material: Soft vinyl<br>Personality: Proud, but low<br>threshold of pain.
|Rhythm Fighter<br><br>Type: Fighting rhythm robot<br>Material: Soft plastic<br>Character: Extremely proud.<br>Has a glass jaw.<br>Can't stand pain.
|}
===Final Words===
Obtained as the [[Gift]] on [[Remix 10 (Wii)|Remix 10]].
{| style="width:100%;"
! align="left" |Final Words
! align="left" |Final Words
|-
|Hey, you there! Yes, you!<br>In front of the TV!<br>Congratulations on getting<br>a Perfect on Remix 10!<br>Nicely done!
|Congratulations!<br><br>You got a Perfect on Remix 10!<br>Well done!
|-
|Oh, and thanks so much for<br>just playing this far into the<br>game! It's always gratifying<br>when someone goes to the<br>trouble, you know?
|Thank you for playing!<br><br>We hoped you would make it<br>this far.
|-
|We've been watching you<br>doing your best, playing<br>real hard. It's inspiring.
|
|-
|Did you have fun? Was it<br>hard to get here? Maybe<br>you have friends who say<br>it was easy.
|How was it for you? Did you<br>find it difficult?<br><br>You probably know somebody<br>who found it really easy, don't<br>you?
|-
|Hmph. Whatever.
|But don't worry!
|-
|But let's talk about you<br>some more! You probably<br>found your sense of rhythm<br>improving, huh? ...Right?
|No matter how you found it,<br>your sense of rhythm has<br>probably improved no end.<br>Did you notice a difference?
|-
|If you haven't already done<br>so, you should totally have<br>your friends try out this<br>game. You know there's a<br>two-player mode, right?
|Now that you are a rhythm<br>master, you should show your<br>friends how much fun rhythm<br>is too. You know there's a<br>Dual Play mode, don't you?
|-
|All right, let's say it was<br>your destiny to battle an<br>evil wrestler army, and<br>only you could do it.
|Every good wrestler has to step<br>up to his destiny of fighting an<br>army of wrestling villains to<br>prevent the global<br>domination of evil. It's up<br>to you to fulfil your destiny<br>too!
|-
|You might be sad that you<br>had such a rough destiny<br>ahead of you.
|
|-
|But what if, by battling the<br>evil wrestler army, you could<br>make a lot of people smile?<br>Then you might think, "That's<br>a pretty good destiny."
|Well, your destiny might not be<br>as important as an amazing<br>wrestler's, but just imagine the<br>joy of having a destiny that<br>involves putting smiles on your<br>friends' faces!
|-
|That's all we wanted to say.<br>Hopefully we'll see you out<br>there again sometime. Enjoy<br>your evening.
|I hope we will meet in the Ring<br>some day.<br><br>Signed,<br><br>The Wrestler's Rhythm League<br>Fan Club Rep.
|-
|<nowiki>--</nowiki>This message brought to<br>you by the mysterious<br>Rhythm League.
|
|}
==Trivia==
*This feature technically went unnamed in ''[[Rhythm Heaven]]'', until its return in ''[[Rhythm Heaven Fever]]'', where it also had unique music, which was titled "Reading Material", or "Something to Read" in ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]''.
==Development History==
{{Main|Reading Material/Development}}
==In Other Languages==
{{Lang
|jp=よみもの<br>読みモノコーナー<ref>"そうそう、お祝いに、音楽コーナーと読みモノコーナーを充実させておきました。" (Oh yeah, to celebrate, we have enriched the music corner and the reading corner.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Minna no Rhythm Tengoku]]''</ref>
|rojp=Yomi Mono&#xa;Yomi Mono Kōnā
|mnjp=Reading Material<br>Reading Corner
|us=Reading Material<br>Reading Corner<ref name="Fever"/>
|uk=Something to Read<br>Reading Corner<ref>"Well, you'll also be happy to hear that I've opened up all of the books and songs in the reading and music corners." ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (English)</ref>
|fr=Coin lecture<br>La salle de lecture<ref>"Pour fêter ça, j'ai rempli la salle de lecture et celle de musique avec de quoi vous occuper." (To celebrate, I filled the reading room and the music room with something to keep you busy.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (French)</ref>
|mnfr=Reading corner<br>The reading room
|es=Lecturas<br>La sección de Lecturas<ref>"Para celebrarlo, la sección de Música y la sección de Lecturas están hasta arriba de cosas para entretenerte." (To celebrate, the Music section and the Reading section are packed with things to keep you entertained.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (Spanish)</ref>
|mnes=Readings<br>The reading section
|de=Schmökern<br>Lektürekollektion<ref>"Ach ja, und zur Feier des Tages habe ich auch meine Lektüre- und Musikkollektion komplett aufgefüllt." (Oh, and to celebrate, I've also completely filled the reading and music collections.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (German)</ref>
|mnde=Browsing<br>Reading Collection
|it=Angolo della lettura<br>Gli spazi dedicati alla lettura<ref>"Per celebrare la tua vittoria ho finito di allestire gli spazi dedicati alla musica e alla lettura, dove troverai tutti i brani e i pezzi musicali disponibili." (To celebrate your victory, I have finished setting up the spaces dedicated to music and reading, where you will find all the songs and musical pieces available.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise]]'' (Italian)</ref>
|mnit=Reading corner<br>The space dedicated to reading
|kr=읽을거리<br>읽을거리 코너<ref>"그래요, 올클리어를 축하하는 뜻에서 음악 코너와 읽을거리 코너에 이것저것 준비해 두었습니다." (Yes, to congratulate All Clear, we have prepared things in the music section and reading section.) ~ [[Barista]], ''[[Rhythm World Wii]]''</ref>
|rokr=Ilg-eulgeoli&#xa;Ilg-Eulgeoli Koneo
|mnkr=Reading<br>Reading Corner}}
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