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==Crew's Log== | ==Crew's Log== | ||
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Shoot-' | Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Shoot-'Em-Up 2]]. | ||
''I command the battleship tasked with protecting our home planet from the scourge of alien invaders. It is my duty. It is my life.'' | ''I command the battleship tasked with protecting our home planet from the scourge of alien invaders. It is my duty. It is my life.'' | ||
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==Eyewitness Accounts== | ==Eyewitness Accounts== | ||
''We've just scored some juicy info on the hot new mystery monster! Dumpling Man! | Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Munchy Monk 2]]. | ||
''We've just scored some juicy info on the hot new mystery monster! Dumpling Man!'' | |||
''Listen to these eyewitness reports! Bear: "OK, so, yeah. I was all hungry for dinner, right?" | |||
''"And I saw this guy, and I was all, 'yeah, he'll do!' I started to sneak up on him when he went and chowed down on, like, a dozen dumplings all at once. It kinda made me sick to watch, so I just kinda left him alone, you know?"'' | |||
''Carny Barker: "Come one, come all, and listen to my tale of wonder! For this 'Dumpling Man,' as you call him, once worked within these very tents as a clown! 'Til I canned the rat for eating on the job, anyway."'' | |||
''Circus Ringmaster: "I couldn't believe my luck! A former clown, just wandering the hills looking for dumplings! He said he was training, but I didn't ask what for."'' | |||
''"The way he ate them was magical. I hired him at once for my circus, but life on the glittering stage held no appeal for him. He vanished soon after.'' | |||
''More news as it happens!'' | |||
==A confession== | |||
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Freeze Frame]]. | |||
''My boyfriend's funny. It's like he was born with a camera glued to his nose or something.'' | |||
''So when he got into race cars, I said, "Why don't you take some photos for the local paper, hun?"'' | |||
''No surprise here... but now? He's obsessed with work! He spends all his time at the racetrack! I thought I had a career in modeling. He never even points that camera at me anymore. I'm just a little lonely.'' | |||
''Anyway, I decided to pull a little prank on him. I went to the race-track where he works. I dressed up as one of the pit crew! I was covered in grease! It was disgusting, but that's beside the point...'' | |||
''So there he was, snapping pictures of his precious race cars, when I leapt in front of the camera! And at that exact moment? I heard the shutter snap! He actually took a picture of me!'' | |||
''I can't wait to see the look on his face when he develops that photo! I wish I looked a little more presentable, but whatchagonnado?'' | |||