Reading Material (Rhythm Heaven): Difference between revisions

The articles "Greetings" and "The Secret of Flicking" are already in the "Read Something" corner once the player accesses it for the first time.

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''Thank you for buying Rhythm Heaven! It might take some doing, but we hope you get a change to enjoy each of the rhythm games we've made for you!''

''Oh, if you're reading this, that means you've played the game! Never mind us then! Keep playing, and have a great time!''

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==The Secret of Flicking==

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''Are you getting the hand of flicking the stylus? It takes a little oomph, doesn't it? If you're still having trouble, let me show you a little secret.''

''You know how when you write a checkmark, you end up with that tail that goes up sharply? Try making your flick just like you're writing the tail of a checkmark. Just get ready for a burst of energy, and flick like you really mean it. The real trick is learning how to snap your wrist properly.''

''Keep practicing that flick until it's as natural to you as snapping your fingers!''

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==Help Wanted==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Crop Stomp]].

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''Our farm needs workers to help us bring in the harvest and get rid of our mole problem.''

''We don't discriminate by gender.''

''Contact info: Stomp and Chomp Agriculture Co. Human Resources Dept.''

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==What's a Güiro?==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Love Lizards]].

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''Güiro Lizards''

''The Güiro lizard and his güíro cutie live in the desert. The male is smaller than the female, but his tail is huge. He can shake it to it sound like a maraca.''

''When it's festival time, this good-natured reptile likes to heat up its cold blood with loud music and crazy dancing.''

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==Robot Manual==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Fillbots]].

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''Fueling Robots''

''These robots are delicate, precise machines. They also have a very advanced artificial intelligence. By the time they reach the fueling zone at the end of the assembly line, the robots are already conscious and aware of the other robots around them.''

''However, if you give them just the right amount of fuel, they'll take off into the skies, the happiest robots you've ever seen. I don't know why they do this. They must be very advanced indeed!''

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==DJ School Flier==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[DJ School]].

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''Now Recruiting Wannabe DJs!''

''Our DJ school is looking for people who want to look like a real DJ! Our friendly, courteous and strangely yellow instructor will show you the moves!''

''People interested in becoming real DJs need not apply. Our facilities can handle only people who want to LOOK like DJs.''

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==Blue Bird Diary==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Blue Birds]].

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''Blue Bird Diary''

''Please read this. It makes all the scenes during the game make sense...''

''Tomorrow, we will finally learn where we are being assigned to. Who knows where we'll be posted? Our leader keeps saying "somewhere fun," but coming from him, that scares me more. Ahh, it's too scary! Eep.''

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==Crew's Log==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Shoot-'Em-Up 2]].

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''I command the battleship tasked with protecting our home planet from the scourge of alien invaders. It is my duty. It is my life.''

''We fight an enemy fueled not only by aggression but also by unstoppable rhythm! Keep the beat in such tense conditions for so long can change you, make you forget who you are. And losing sight of who you are is a frightening thing.''

''My duty is my life. I will fight and fight until I can go home. But when I do, I'll see her again.''

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==Assembly Line Slogans==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Built to Scale 2]].

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''Slogan for April: Rhythm and precision make for happy widgets.''

''Slogan for May: The beat of the song is the heartbeat of the factory.''

''Slogan for March: Turns out you get paid the same whether you're on the beat or not.''

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==Eyewitness Accounts==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Munchy Monk 2]].

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''We've just scored some juicy info on the hot new mystery monster! Dumpling Man!''

''Listen to these eyewitness reports!''

''More news as it happens!''

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==A Confession==

Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Freeze Frame]].

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''My boyfriend's funny. It's like he was born with a camera glued to his nose or something.''

''So when he got into race cars, I said, "Why don't you take some photos for the local paper?"''

''I can't wait to see the look on his face when he develops that photo! I wish I looked a little more presentable, but whatchagonnado?''

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==An Essay On Keepsy-Upsy==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Space Soccer 2.

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''I am a space kicker. My job, strange as it may seem, is to keep my ball aloft as I float through space. I thought it was weird when they launched my into space, but I've gotten used to the idea now.''

''My teammates are great, too. It makes me proud to have been born a space kicker...''

''Thanks, mom!''

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==Rally Certificate==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Rhythm Rally 2.

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''You have preformed outstandingly at the Rhythm Rally Table Tennis Tourney, so we would like to present to you this certificate of achivement.''

''What? You want to know if you won? Oh, we don't know. See, winning and losing don't matter when you're having such a delightfully rhythmical rally. And here's your certificate!''

''Chairman of the Rhythm League''

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==Catch You On The Flip Side==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Lockstep 2.

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''Since it pops up quite a bit in this game, we should tell you about the "flip side" of the music world.''

''When you listen to a song, you might find yourself tapping along to the beat by tapping your fingers. Picture it now. "Tap, tap, tap, tap."''

''Give it a shot.''

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==Guitar Monthly==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Rockers 2.

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''This month's special edition:''

''Don't call it a comeback!''

''Rocker's furious headbanging has already made him a rock legend, but it also resulted in a headbanging injury that took him out of the touring circuit for years. Now, he's back, and with his student at his side, we'll see if Rocker still knows how to throw the rock down!''

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==Lab Journal==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Love Lab.

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''October 1''

''I'm so glad I landed this job at the lab! I had no idea when I graduated that I'd be working on such important stuff!''

''PS- At least I get to spend all day talking to my senior lab partner! La lala lala!''

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==Cheering Tips==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Drummer Duel.

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''Lesson 1''

''To play the DON DON DON DON part, you must be strong of heart! Every beat requires your full commitment!''

''The DOKO DOKO DON part is a trap laid for anyone who isn't committed to taiko. You must focus to the very end if you have any hopes of victory!''

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==Leader's Notes==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Glee Club 2

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''I used to be in a group called the Clappy Trio. We would clap along with the popular music of the day, mostly on street corners, mostly for spare change. But all of that changed one day...''

''I saw another group nearby, a chorus that just couldn't get their act together. Oh, the first two were great, but the third member was so nervous that he couldn't stop singing out of turn. And what I felt when I heard them... I just can't describe.''

''I hope that when you see them, you'll think about how far they've come, and you'll cheer on these brave, talented singers for me!''

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==Sync Or Swim Weekly==

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''Special Edition''

''.We expect great things from them.''

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==Concert Poster==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Big Rock Finish

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''Tiny Ghosts live!''

''The Tiny Ghosts are confirmed for a live show here in town! They don't have much time, but they've promised to play all 8 of their songs! Don't miss this rare opportunity!''

''Everyone! Come on out!''

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==Moai Language Lesson==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Moai Doo-Wop

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''The language that we have dubbed "Moai Song" has the following characteristics:''

''Moai repeat a phrase verbatim to signal agreement. Even a slight shift in the phrase expresses disagreement with the original singer. This has resulted in the ending of many moai friendships.''

''We could all learn a great deal from how much attention they pay to what their friends have to say.''

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==Life Of A Dog Ninja==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Dog Ninja.

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''Few dogs choose the way of the ninja, but for those who do, we do so because we must.''

''Sadly, there's not that much call for ninjas these days, so I've taken a part-time job cutting veggies. It's good work, I guess.''

''Vegetables, cast-iron skillets, tires (whitewall or standard)... I'll cut anything! I need the money to buy shuriken.''

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==Remixes 1-9==

==The Rhythm League (Remix 10)==

Obtained by getting a perfect on Remix 10

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''Congradulations on getting a perfect on Remix 10! So, how many more perfects do you have left to get, anyway?''

''It doesn't matter. We wanted to congradulate you and give you a little closure.''

''Captain Blue Bird''

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==Trivia==