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"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."
"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."
==Assembly-Line Slogans==
(Bolded words are red)
[US]
Slogan for April
Production line, keep in time: Get '''into '''your work!
Slogan for May
Production line, keep in time:'''Watch''' your timing!
Slogan for June
Production line, keep in time: remember your due '''dates'''!
Slogan for July
Production line, keep in time: Put a '''spike '''in efficiency!
Slogan for August
Production line, keep in time: Keep at it like '''clockwork'''!
Slogan for September
Production line, keep in time: Maintain a '''positive '''attitude!
Slogan for October
Production line, keep in time: Keep the company '''afloat'''!
Slogan for November
Production line, keep in time: '''Feed '''your efficiency!
Slogan for December
Production line, keep in time: '''Kick '''your bad habits!
Slogan for January
Production line, keep in time: No '''breaks'''.
Slogan for February
Production line, keep in time: Work '''faster'''!
Slogan for March
Production line, keep in time: Remember to take it '''easy'''.
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[UK, article is named 'Quality Construction Catchwords']
April's Motto
Being in tme on the production line will make you feel '''real '''fine!
May's Motto
If the production line is running fine, you won't have to do '''overtime'''!
June's Motto
Our production line's made piece by piece so our '''profits'' '''''will increase!
July's Motto
Understand the rhythm and you will see it put a '''spike '''in our efficiency!
August's Motto
Our rhythm masters have some quirks but keep it running like '''clockwork'''!
September's Motto
Out widgets might not be much to note but they keep our company '''afloat'''!
October's Motto
This production line's all we need except for our daily drink and '''feed'''!
November's Motto
We always work with a '''positive '''attitude to gain our customer's gratitude!
December's Motto
Do your best and you will '''find '''you'll have fun on this production line!
January's Motto
The production line's in high '''demand''', when will my work ever end?
February's Motto
Just when you're starting to give up, the production line just '''speeds''' up!
March's Motto
The production line has a clear rhythm, just do your '''best '''and don't give in!
==Baxter & Forthington==
[US] High above the Rhythm Islands...
Forthington: "Hey, Baxter, you hear about the new doughnut shop? You can get a doughnut covered in marshmallows, candy, and tiny little doughnuts!"
Baxter: "Ugh. I'll pass. There's such a thing a restraint, you know."
Forthington: "Come on, let's just check it out. Live a little!"
Baxter: "Forthington, I'm not going to repeat myself. If you want to go wallow in lard, you can go by yourself, glutton."
Forthington: "What did you call me?! Oh, that's it, Mr. Leafy Greens! Eat THIS!"
With a mighty THWACK, Forthington launches the birdie at Baxter's face.
Baxter: "Hrmph. Gotta do better than that, glaze breath." Baxter smacks the birdie right back a Forthington.
Forthington: "It looks like this old dog knows some tricks, but how will you cope if I change up the distance?"
Forthington accelerates toward the horizon and then belts the Birdie at Baxter. *THWACK!*
Baxter: "So soft and sweet. Just like those doughnuts you like!" *THWACK!*
The rally continues for over twenty minutes.
Forthington: "OK, for an old dog with no taste, you're actually pretty good at air badminton!"
Baxter: "You're not so bad for a sour puss either. Whew! That was a workout! I could eat a salad bar!"
Forthington: "Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't we go to the doughnut shop?"
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Forthington: "Come on, Baxter. Doughnuts covered in tiny doughnuts. You know you want one."
Baxter: "All right..."
The two planes bank across each other's paths, making surprisingly doughnut-shaped vapor trails as they fly off for a well-deserved snack.
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[UK, article is named 'Quick and Slow'] Hgh above the Rhythm Islands, a blue and red plane could be seen flying in tight formation.
"Hey, Quick! I heard a new doughnut shop opened up recently. It's supposed to be the cat's whiskers!"
"Huff! I doubt that."
"You can't say that until you try it at least once for yourself. You might regret it!"
"Slow! How many times? You're barking up the wrong tree! If you like it so much, just go by yourself, you fat greedy puss!"
"How dare you! See how you like eating this!"
Slow launched the shuttlecock at Quick's face with a 'whoosh'!
"Pah!"
Quick hit it back in a flash.
"It looks like the old dog know some tricks, but how will you cope at a distance?"
Slow accelerated towards the horizon and then belted the shuttlecock at Quick.
"Your racket paw is as weak as your willpower when it comes to doughnuts," Quick taunted as he hit the projectice back.
Twenty minutes later the rally was still going on...
"Meahaha! For an old dog with no taste, you are still a connoisseur when it comes to badminton shots!"
"You're not so bad for a sour puss either!"
Another twenty minutes later...
"I excercised so much I could eat a horse!"
"I've got an idea, why don't we head on over to that doughnut shop?"
"..."
"Come on, Quick! You'll love it!"
"Well, alright then."
The two planes banked across each other's paths forming a perfect doughnut-shaped vapour trail in the sky as they headed off for a well-deserved snack.
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