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 [UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] Achoo! Ahem...Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation! Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice. No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat! This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat. The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves. If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too! So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing. "All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!" A...aaaah...chooooooooo!
+==Ad Copy==
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+[UK, article is named 'Current Trends'] To Be Added...
+==After Work==
+[US] On the work floor...
+Veteran: "I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough yet..."
+Rookie: "Let's hope so. We spent so long transporting fuel orbs for it, I was just glad to see it take off."
+Veteran: "I gotta tell you, my heart skipped a few when you missed the fuel orb that Mr. Game & Watch was riding."
+Rookie: "I'm really sorry about that. It makes me all emotional just thinking about it."
+Veteran: "None of that. Crying will just make you all gooey. Try to stay dry until you get home from work."
+Rookie: "It's a good thing See and Saw were waiting below and ready to fling Mr. Game & Watch onto the ship!"
+Veteran: "Yeah, I keep them ready in case emergencies like that come up."
+Rookie: "That was you? Wow, you are so on top of things! I hope to be half as good as you someday."
+Veteran: "Just take it one day at a time, kid. Now turn off the lights. It's time to go home."
+Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so hard today. I won't be able to rise in the morning..."
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+[UK] On the work floor...
+"I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough already..."
+"Let's hope so. We spent so long refuelling it, I was just glad to see it take off."
+"But I thought we'd be in big trouble when Mr. Game & Watch got caught in that fuel orb!"
+"I should have noticed. I get all emotional just thinking about it."
+"You know crying will make you all gooey. You should stay dry until after you finish work."
+"I wouldn't have thought to ask Mr See and Mr Saw to spring to his rescue. If you hadn't, who knows what could have happened."
+"Those guys are a regular pair of heroes."
+"I hope I grow up to be smart like you one day."
+"Your day will come, but first turn off the lights, it's time to go home."
+"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."