Barbershop Land

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Barbershop Land (チョッキンランド?, Chokkin Rando) is the seventh stage in Rhythm Heaven Megamix. It is the fifth land in Earth World.

Barbershop Land
Image
Barbershop Land Perfect Clear.png
Guardian

Story

After Tibby and the player pass the Gatekeeper Trio's trials at The Second Gate, they gain entry to Barbershop Land. Here they meet Hairold, whose barbershop has lost it's flow, and customers along with it. To help him, they must clear four Rhythm Games, those being Sneaky Spirits, Rhythm Rally, Flipper-Flop, and LumBEARjack. After clearing them, Hairold is back in business, and unlocks the door to Songbird Land.

Dialogue

Intro

Hairold
Take that! Snip! And that! Snip!
Whoops! Snipped too much.
Hairold
Oh, hey! Welcome! You didn't,
uh, see that, did you?
Hairold
Never mind! I am Hairold, master
of the dual-wield scissors!
Hairold
But enough about my mastery!
What style can I give you?
Tibby
Umm... How about a
heavenly cut?
Hairold
...What the heck is a
heavenly cut?
Hairold
Seriously. I have, like, three black
belts in hair. What is that?
Tibby
Well, it's SUPER trendy in
Heaven World right now...
Hairold
Figures. It's super trendy in
a place you basically made up.
Hairold
Not like I was going to do you
the favor of a new do, anyway.
Hairold
But, speaking of favors...

Hairold
I have a favor to ask you
two.
Tibby
...Wait, WHY should we
help you?
Hairold
Coz lately my shop's
lost its flow. In fact...
Hairold
I got so few customers...

Hairold
I had to eat my hair and
cover my head with this hat!
Tibby
Probably should have thought
of that before making fun of me.
Hairold
Wait! I have an idea!

Hairold
YOU could redecorate for me!
You'd get this place flowin'!
Hairold
Make it into a super-swanky,
swingin' place to get chopped!
Hairold
Look, I know I was kinda
abrasive, but...
Hairold
I really am a master
hairstylist!
Hairold
If you can make this place
match my skills...
Hairold
customers will flock to it like
sheep! And I'll shear them!
Tibby
...Huh. That's how it works?

Hairold
What do you say?
Will you help me?
Tibby
He seems a bit...awkward.
We should help him, right?
Hairold
Right on! Thanks, pal!

Hairold
Hey, if this works like
I KNOW it will...
Hairold
As a token of my appreciation...

Hairold
I'll give you any haircut you want.
Did you say Unevenly Cut? ON IT.
Tibby
N-no, thank you. It's
Heavenly Cut...

Sneaky Spirits Cleared

Hairold
Hey! Great chair!

Hairold
I can hardly wait to cut someone
in it!
Hairold
Um, their hair, I mean.
Obviously.
Tibby
Could you not...wave those
around quite so much?

Rhythm Rally Cleared

Hairold
Aw, yeah! What's up,
stylin' tools?!
Hairold
You know what I got in common
with those tools? We're BOTH stylin'!
Hairold
I'm just...SO proud of you.

Flipper-Flop Cleared

Hairold
That's RIGHT! Can't be cuttin'
hair without my spinny pole!
Tibby
I hoped you'd like it.

Hairold
It's the best! It's like
candy that ROTATES!
Tibby
...I hadn't considered it
that way. Ever.

LumBEARjack Cleared

Hairold
YES! It's the greatest salon
in the history of hair!
Hairold
And it's mine... How nice.

Tibby
That was...really restrained.

Hairold
Enough with the sloppy stuff!

Hairold
Lemme snip open the lock for
you in return for the All Clear!

End

Hairold
You did a great job! Seriously,
maybe even better than I could!
Hairold
And now, my dream comes true...

Hairold
I will achieve ULTIMATE
HAIRCUTTING POWER!
Tibby
That's great. Let me just
say congratulations!
Hairold
Thanks, li'l bro!

Hairold
I'm feeling so good...I think
maybe I can finally...
Hairold
WIN AT ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!
1-2-3! Scissors!
Tibby
I probably should have seen
that coming.

In Other Languages

Language Name Meaning
Flag of Japan.svg Japanese チョッキンランド Trendy Land
Flag of the United States.svg EnglishNOA Barbershop Land
Flag of the United Kingdom (3-5).svg EnglishNOE Barbershop Land
Flag of France (1794–1815, 1830–1974, 2020–present).svg French Pays coup'tif Hairdresser land
Flag of Spain.svg Spanish Peluquilandia Hairdresserland
Flag of Italy.svg Italian Barbierlandia Barberland
Flag of South Korea.svg Korean 싹둑랜드 Snip Land
Rhythm Heaven Megamix
Rhythm Games Earth World Honeybee Land
Karate ManGame 3DS ntrRobot S.pngGame 3DS rvlBadminton S.pngGame 3DS ctrStep S.png
Machine Land
Game 3DS agbHair S.pngGame 3DS ntrChorus S.pngGame 3DS rvlMuscle S.pngGame 3DS ctrFruitbasket S.png
The First Gate
Game 3DS ntrCoinToss L.png
Citrus Land
Game 3DS agbClap S.pngGame 3DS ntrShooting S.pngGame 3DS rvlFlea S.pngGame 3DS ctrInterprerter S.png
Donut Land
Game 3DS agbRabbit L.pngGame 3DS ntrAirboard L.pngGame 3DS rvlBatting L.pngGame 3DS ctrChameleon L.png
The Second Gate
Sick Beats
Barbershop Land
Game 3DS agbGhost S.pngGame 3DS ntrPingpong S.pngGame 3DS rvlGoma S.pngGame 3DS ctrWoodCat S.png
Songbird Land
Game 3DS agbShuji L.pngGame 3DS ntrBlueBirds L.pngGame 3DS rvlBird L.pngGame 3DS ctrDotsamurai L.png
The Third Gate
Game 3DS ctrChicken L.png
Lush Woods Lush Tower
Game 3DS agbBatter L.pngGame 3DS ntrNinja L.pngGame 3DS rvlGolf L.pngGame 3DS ctrSumou L.pngGame 3DS remix LED.png
Honeybee Tower
Game 3DS rvlKarate 1.pngGame 3DS ntrRobot L.pngGame 3DS rvlBadminton L.pngGame 3DS ctrStep L.pngGame 3DS remix 00.png
Machine Tower
Game 3DS agbHair L.pngGame 3DS ntrChorus L.pngGame 3DS rvlMuscle L.pngGame 3DS ctrFruitbasket L.pngGame 3DS remix 01.png
Citrus Tower
Game 3DS agbClap L.pngGame 3DS ntrShooting L.pngGame 3DS rvlFlea L.pngGame 3DS ctrInterprerter L.pngGame 3DS remix 02.png
Donut Tower
Game 3DS agbRat L.pngGame 3DS ntrIdol L.pngGame 3DS rvlManju L.pngGame 3DS ctrBlanco L.pngGame 3DS remix 03.png
Barbershop Tower
Game 3DS agbGhost L.pngGame 3DS ntrPingpong L.pngGame 3DS rvlGoma L.pngGame 3DS ctrWoodCat L.pngGame 3DS remix 04.png
Songbird Tower
Game 3DS agbTap L.pngGame 3DS ntrFrog L.pngGame 3DS rvlInterview L.pngGame 3DS ctrTango L.pngGame 3DS remix 05.png
Heaven World Star Land
Game 3DS agbTono L.pngGame 3DS ntrCameraMan L.pngGame 3DS rvlRocket L.pngGame 3DS ctrPillow L.png
Comet Land
Game 3DS agbMarcher L.pngGame 3DS ntrShugyo L.pngGame 3DS rvlSeesaw L.pngGame 3DS ctrBear L.png
Planet Land
Game 3DS agbSpaceDance L.pngGame 3DS ntrBackbeat L.pngGame 3DS rvlBook L.pngGame 3DS ctrTeppan L.png
The Fourth Gate
Game 3DS rvlSword L.png
Mamarin Palace Left-Hand Tower
Game 3DS agbClap A.pngGame 3DS ntrIdol A.pngGame 3DS rvlMuscle A.pngGame 3DS ctrBlanco A.pngGame 3DS remix 06 2.png
Right-Hand Tower
Game 3DS agbTap A.pngGame 3DS ntrFrog A.pngGame 3DS rvlGolf A.pngGame 3DS ctrDotsamurai A.pngGame 3DS remix 07 2.png
Tibby's Mom
Game 3DS agbSpaceDance A.pngGame 3DS ntrPingpong A.pngGame 3DS rvlManju A.pngGame 3DS rvlKarate 4.pngGame 3DS remix TED 2.png
Shop Shop No. 1
Game 3DS agbHopping L.pngGame 3DS agbNightWalk L.pngGame 3DS agbQuiz L.png
Shop No. 2
Game 3DS ntrBoxShow L.pngGame 3DS ntrShortLive L.pngGame 3DS rvlKarate 2.png
Shop No. 3
Built to ScaleGame 3DS rvlDate L.pngGame 3DS rvlFishing L.png
Shop No. 4
Game 3DS rvlFork L.pngGame 3DS rvlRap L.pngGame 3DS rvlReceive L.png
Shop No. 5
Game 3DS rvlRobot L.pngGame 3DS rvlRotation L.pngSamurai Slice
Shop No. 6
Game 3DS rvlSort L.pngGame 3DS rvlWatch L.pngGame 3DS rvlKarate 3.png
Characters
Sprite 3DS Mascot Boondog.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Dieter.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Shep.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Donna.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Hairold.gif
Sprite 3DS Mascot Eglantine.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Trey.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Saffron.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Saltwater.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Paprika.gif
Sprite 3DS Mascot Bertram.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Betty.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Tibby.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Philip.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Colin.gif
Sprite 3DS Mascot Tibby's Mom.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Barista.gifSprite 3DS Mascot The Goat.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Rupert.gifSprite 3DS Mascot Samurai Drummer.gif
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