Reading Material (Rhythm Heaven Fever)

Rhythm Heaven Fever, like Rhythm Heaven, has several written articles given for achieving perfects. However, unlike Rhythm Heaven, these articles differ slightly between the US and UK versions of the game.

Welcome!

[US] Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer.

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[UK, Article is named 'Greetings'] Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm gaves just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer.

Golf Lessons

[US] I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.

Monkey: "Hi, you can call me Monkey. I'm going to show you some tricks to improve your score."

Mandrill: "Hellooo! I'm a mandrill. I help Monkey out sometimes."

I thought about asking for their qualifications, but before I knew it, I was showing them my swing.

Monkey: "Great form! You just need to work on your timing."

Mandrill: "and REAL golfers can hit a ball no matter what. Even if it's moving. Fast."

Monkey: "See that whale that kinda looks like an island out there? When I give you the cue, swing toward that."

Mandrill: "And remember that it's not about power. Listen for Monkey's cue, and time your swing on that."

Monkey: "Oo kiiii. ♪"

Golf ball: *clunk*

Mandrill: "Not bad. But anyone can get one lucky shot. You're gonna have to practice, and practice hard!"

And that was the day my REAL golf education began...

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[UK, Article is named 'How to Get a Hole in One'] No matter how much I practised, I struggled to improve my gold score and couldn't even dream of getting a hole in one. I heard about  a pair of professionals through a friend that coud guarantee results fast. I went to the place I had arranged to meet my new caddies to find a curious duo.

"Ook! I'm Monkey and I'm here to teach you how to improve your score."

"and Mandrill show you how to get strong!"

It was unusual to say the least but I showed them a couple of my practice swings.

"Nice form! You just need to work on your timing," said the monkey.

"Golfer think only hitting stopped ball is good training?" asked the large mandrill, "Mandrill teach better technique!"

"Focus on what whale by the island over there," instructed the monkey, "follow my signal and concentrate on your timing."

"Power nothing without timing. Monkey say, golfer do!" the mandrill explained.

I tried to take note of their informative if unconventional golfing instruction.

"Ooky!" "Whoosh!" "Plop!"

"Mandrill think that was lucky hit. Lucky golfer can not do every time. Less luck, more practice!"

From that day, I got better and better at getting a hole in one.

Industrial Espionage

[US] At a secret hideout in an undisclosed location under a heavy veil of mystery and darkness...

Leader: "All right, tell me what you've discovered in your surveillance."

Spy: "Of course. The factory has begun production on a top-secret, extremely advanced new deisign. I've confirmed at least two different models, the larger one approximately 200 feet tall and weighing about 60,000 tons. The final phase of assembly is when they screw the head to the body. This is tricky, and if it's done wrong, the robot has to be scrapped. The workers on that part of the line are pretty tense, obviously, so they've been playing some soothing music to help with the work. When each robot is completed, it says a code phrase and the heart symbol on its chest glows with appreciation."

Leader: "I see...so the music is how they've kept production so high. We'll need to stop that somehow if we're going to beat them. All right. Go continue your surveillance. Alert me to any changes."

Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots right? ...Right?"

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[UK, Article is named 'Screwbot Secrets'] Somewhere, at a secret hideout...

"Ok, minion! Tell me what your spying revealed."

"Yes, boss. The factory has a top secret robot development programme in operation. The design for two different robots are already being put into production. The robots are 40 metres tall and weigh approximately 30,000 tonnes. The production line terminates in a large arm which screws down the robots' heads fast and tight. This operation is extremely precise and the robots become inoperable if it is not completed correctly. The operators require nerves of steel in order to prevent a massive robot scrap pile. I noticed that the factory constantly plays the same Arabian-style music. Operating the machines in time to the music appears to make the job easier than it seems at first glance. Upon completion, the robots signal that they are operational using code words and a heart-shaped glow comes from their chests. The sight of the successfully completed robots seems to encourage the machine operatiors to maintain their work quality."

"I see...So, the key to their success is in the music. We must understand it if we are to have any chance of beating them. We must analyse the data further and develop a counter plan against that factory. You must go back to the factory and find out the secret to that rhythm."

"As you wish, boss."

Partners

[US] See: "Hey, Saw."

Saw: "What's up, See?"

See: "How many years have we been working together?"

Saw: "Let's see...It was two years before I got married, so that's...10 years."

See: "That long already! Time really does fly."

Saw: "Just think: 10 years of 'een-oon, ba-bom.'"

See: "Woooow...I'm amazed that I'm still not sick of it."

Saw: "Seems like I've been falling on my rump more and more lately...Sorry about that, See."

See: "Hey, I've been the one falling onto my head for those handstand jumps. I'm the one who should apologize, Saw."

Saw: "No, no. I fall on my bum WAY more. I'm sorry."

See: "But my head smashes are way creepy, so I'M sorry."

Saw: "So hey, how is your neck, anyway?"

See: "It's OK. How about you, Saw? Your bum's not sore or anything?"

Saw: "Nah. Thanks, though."

See: "Say, the kids'll be showing up to play at the park pretty soon."

Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."

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[UK, article is named 'See-Saw Inspectors'] "So, Mr Saw..."

"What's up, Mr See?"

"How long have we been partners?"

"Well, let's see...we met two years before you got married, so it must be 10 years."

"Can it really be that long?! Time flies when you're having fun."

"Yeah, and to think we've been saying the same things every day for 10 years..."

"Every day for 10 years...Will we ever get bored?"

"Dunno. I'm sorry for all the times you ended up on your behind."

"And I'm sorry for all the times you landed on your face!"

"I think I caused you more falls than you caused me."

"It's no problem, my head is less delicate that your behind."

"Really? Are you sure you didn't get whiplash?"

"I'm fine. Are you sure it doesn't hurt when you sit down?"

"There hasn't been a see-saw that has beaten my bottom yet"

"I'm glad I found a see-saw inspector as good as you."

"Before we have an awkward silence, we've got to finsih testing these see-saws before all the kids show up!"

"Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!"

My Feelings

[US] I've always wanted to learn the guitar but never had the nerve to try. When I finally did get up the courage, I found that SHE worked at the local music shop. She told me I had nothing to be afraid of, that playnig guitar was simple. Easy for her to say-- everyone knows her band is big in Japan. I didn't have enough money to buy one that day, but she let me try out a guitar and showed me some chords. I came back a lot over the next six months while I saved up my allowance. Now I've bought my guitar, I've started a band, and I'm practicing a lot. I even wrote a song for her. Only problem is I can't bring myself to play it for her. So instead, I'll invite her to our first live show. After school, we sat on a bench together while I tried to work up the courage to give her the ticket I got her. My throat was parched, and my mind was racing. For some reason, some weasels were looking at us... And then a strange thing happened. A soccer ball came at us, and I reflexively gave it a good kick. It felt great! It calmed me down too. Even the weasels seemed happy. So I started kicking away my feelings...

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[UK] I decided to take up the guitar and headed to the local music shop. That was when I first saw her. She was in the year above mine and already had a band which had won several competitions. I heard she'd even been approached by a famous music producer. I hadn't saved enough pocket money to buy a guitar but  I headed to the shop and she let me try one out. I went to the shop a lot after that. She was so helpful and her knowledge about guitars blew me away. Six months later I had bought that guitar, practised every day and even formed my own band. I just had to let her know my feelings for her with one of my own songs. But there was no way I could sing to her until I had learned to play better. And then it all seemed to fall into place. My band got its first gig and I hoped that she would come to watch us. I went to tell her after school and took her a ticket in my trembling hands. We sat down outside and chatted about school but I had trouble telling her about my gig. Each time I tried to pluck up the courage to ask her to come a ball would fly out of nowhere and ruin the moment. If that wasn't enough, I had a pair of ferrets making a racket in front of me too! Strangely, the more ball I kicked away, the more confident I got. Maybe it was something about my kicking to the rhythm but the ferrets seemed to calm down too. I was sure this was the perfect moment to tell her how I feel...

First-Day Orientation

[US] *cough* (Excuse me.) First of all, let me welcome and congratulate all of our... *ah-CHOO* new employees. Next, I need to tell you the most important thing you can know about working at our company: Wherever you are, whatever you do here, from the assembly line to Accounts Payable, rememmber to mind the flow. For proof, consider our executives seated there. They all came from humble origins but rose to the top because they embrace flow. If you want to climb the ladder here, you've gotta develop your flow! All right, everyone. Stand up and repeat after me: One! Start the spin smoothly and flow to a halt. Two! At lunchtime, season freely with flowing pepper and salt. *Ahhh-CHOOOOO!* (Excuse me.)

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[UK, article is named 'An Upbeat Business Strategy'] Achoo! Ahem...Good morning ladies and gentlepigs. Congratulations on becoming the newest members of our organisation! Before you start working in this prestigious company, I would like to give you some important advice. No matter what we do, in this company, we are always upbeat! This is at the forefront of our business strategy. Even when times are tough, we believe success can always be achieved by keeping upbeat. The board came to realise its importance through a lot of hard work and spinning themselves. If you want to make it far in this company, you should make being upbeat your priority too! So, everybody stand up and join me in squealing. "All together now! Be upbeat! Turning ourselves around helps us turn profits round!" A...aaaah...chooooooooo!

Ad Copy

[US] Do you hate looking at your watch, afraid of how late you are to your meeting, date, or appointment? Is the mere act of checking the time a source of stress and unhappiness in your life? If so, you need a Monkey Watch! It won't make you any less late for things, but there's no way to frown after looking at it! Seriously! It's medically impossible! We asked some science guys about it! So buy your Monkey Watch today and smile the rest of your life! WARNING: Using Monkey Watch continuously may make the monkeys tired. Let them rest occasionally for more accurate timekeeping.

[UK, article is named 'Current Trends'] To Be Added...

After Work

[US] On the work floor...

Veteran: "I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough yet..."

Rookie: "Let's hope so. We spent so long transporting fuel orbs for it, I was just glad to see it take off."

Veteran: "I gotta tell you, my heart skipped a few when you missed the fuel orb that Mr. Game & Watch was riding."

Rookie: "I'm really sorry about that. It makes me all emotional just thinking about it."

Veteran: "None of that. Crying will just make you all gooey. Try to stay dry until you get home from work."

Rookie: "It's a good thing See and Saw were waiting below and ready to fling Mr. Game & Watch onto the ship!"

Veteran: "Yeah, I keep them ready in case emergencies like that come up."

Rookie: "That was you? Wow, you are so on top of things! I hope to be half as good as you someday."

Veteran: "Just take it one day at a time, kid. Now turn off the lights. It's time to go home."

Rookie: "Ugh. I worked so hard today. I won't be able to rise in the morning..."

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[UK] On the work floor...

"I wonder if the ship made it back home to Planet Dough already..."

"Let's hope so. We spent so long refuelling it, I was just glad to see it take off."

"But I thought we'd be in big trouble when Mr. Game & Watch got caught in that fuel orb!"

"I should have noticed. I get all emotional just thinking about it."

"You know crying will make you all gooey. You should stay dry until after you finish work."

"I wouldn't have thought to ask Mr See and Mr Saw to spring to his rescue. If you hadn't, who knows what could have happened."

"Those guys are a regular pair of heroes."

"I hope I grow up to be smart like you one day."

"Your day will come, but first turn off the lights, it's time to go home."

"I worked so hard today, I won't be able to rise in the morning."

Assembly-Line Slogans

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[US]

Slogan for April

Production line, keep in time: Get into your work!

Slogan for May

Production line, keep in time:Watch your timing!

Slogan for June

Production line, keep in time: remember your due dates!

Slogan for July

Production line, keep in time: Put a spike in efficiency!

Slogan for August

Production line, keep in time: Keep at it like clockwork!

Slogan for September

Production line, keep in time: Maintain a positive attitude!

Slogan for October

Production line, keep in time: Keep the company afloat!

Slogan for November

Production line, keep in time: Feed your efficiency!

Slogan for December

Production line, keep in time: Kick your bad habits!

Slogan for January

Production line, keep in time: No breaks.

Slogan for February

Production line, keep in time: Work faster!

Slogan for March

Production line, keep in time: Remember to take it easy.

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[UK, article is named 'Quality Construction Catchwords']

April's Motto

Being in tme on the production line will make you feel real fine!

May's Motto

If the production line is running fine, you won't have to do overtime!

June's Motto

Our production line's made piece by piece so our profits will increase!

July's Motto

Understand the rhythm and you will see it put a spike in our efficiency!

August's Motto

Our rhythm masters have some quirks but keep it running like clockwork!

September's Motto

Out widgets might not be much to note but they keep our company afloat!

October's Motto

This production line's all we need except for our daily drink and feed!

November's Motto

We always work with a positive attitude to gain our customer's gratitude!

December's Motto

Do your best and you will find you'll have fun on this production line!

January's Motto

The production line's in high demand, when will my work ever end?

February's Motto

Just when you're starting to give up, the production line just speeds up!

March's Motto

The production line has a clear rhythm, just do your best and don't give in!

Baxter & Forthington

[US] High above the Rhythm Islands...

Forthington: "Hey, Baxter, you hear about the new doughnut shop? You can get a doughnut covered in marshmallows, candy, and tiny little doughnuts!"

Baxter: "Ugh. I'll pass. There's such a thing a restraint, you know."

Forthington: "Come on, let's just check it out. Live a little!"

Baxter: "Forthington, I'm not going to repeat myself. If you want to go wallow in lard, you can go by yourself, glutton."

Forthington: "What did you call me?! Oh, that's it, Mr. Leafy Greens! Eat THIS!"

With a mighty THWACK, Forthington launches the birdie at Baxter's face.

Baxter: "Hrmph. Gotta do better than that, glaze breath." Baxter smacks the birdie right back a Forthington.

Forthington: "It looks like this old dog knows some tricks, but how will you cope if I change up the distance?"

Forthington accelerates toward the horizon and then belts the Birdie at Baxter. *THWACK!*

Baxter: "So soft and sweet. Just like those doughnuts you like!" *THWACK!*

The rally continues for over twenty minutes.

Forthington: "OK, for an old dog with no taste, you're actually pretty good at air badminton!"

Baxter: "You're not so bad for a sour puss either. Whew! That was a workout! I could eat a salad bar!"

Forthington: "Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't we go to the doughnut shop?"

Baxter: "..."

Forthington: "Come on, Baxter. Doughnuts covered in tiny doughnuts. You know you want one."

Baxter: "All right..."

The two planes bank across each other's paths, making surprisingly doughnut-shaped vapor trails as they fly off for a well-deserved snack.

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[UK, article is named 'Quick and Slow'] Hgh above the Rhythm Islands, a blue and red plane could be seen flying in tight formation.

"Hey, Quick! I heard a new doughnut shop opened up recently. It's supposed to be the cat's whiskers!"

"Huff! I doubt that."

"You can't say that until you try it at least once for yourself. You might regret it!"

"Slow! How many times? You're barking up the wrong tree! If you like it so much, just go by yourself, you fat greedy puss!"

"How dare you! See how you like eating this!"

Slow launched the shuttlecock at Quick's face with a 'whoosh'!

"Pah!"

Quick hit it back in a flash.

"It looks like the old dog know some tricks, but how will you cope at a distance?"

Slow accelerated towards the horizon and then belted the shuttlecock at Quick.

"Your racket paw is as weak as your willpower when it comes to doughnuts," Quick taunted as he hit the projectice back.

Twenty minutes later the rally was still going on...

"Meahaha! For an old dog with no taste, you are still a connoisseur when it comes to badminton shots!"

"You're not so bad for a sour puss either!"

Another twenty minutes later...

"I excercised so much I could eat a horse!"

"I've got an idea, why don't we head on over to that doughnut shop?"

"..."

"Come on, Quick! You'll love it!"

"Well, alright then."

The two planes banked across each other's paths forming a perfect doughnut-shaped vapour trail in the sky as they headed off for a well-deserved snack.

Parental Controls

[US]

Son: "Mom! Buy this new Figure Fighter muscle doll for me! Pleeeease?!"

Mother: "I'm not buying that for you! It's all cheap, and it'll be broken before you know it!"

Son: "OK...How about this Figure Fighter 2 muscle doll?"

Mother: "I'm not buying that for you! You'll just end up breaking something that expensive!"

Son: "*Sigh*"

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[UK, article is named 'Family Conversation']

"Mum! Buy this Figure Fighter for me! Pleeeease!"

"I'm not buying that for you! Something that cheap will easily get broken!"

"OK, mum...How about this Figure Fighter 2 figure?"

"I'm not buying that for you! You will only end up breaking something that expensive!"

"Sigh..."

Wrestler's Weekly

[US]

Wrestling 20XX

"Nobody beats the champ!"

Location: Rhythm Arena

Reporter: "Thanks for talking with us today, champ! How does it feel to defend your title?"

Wrestler X: "Eh."

Reporter: "What was the turning point in the match, do you think?"

Wrestler X: "Eh."

Reporter: "Um...I'm sure your next challenger will be a formidable opponent. What strategy will you use?"

Wrestler X: "Eh."

Reporter: "Ahem...Let's try a question from one of your fans. What's your sign?"

Wrestler X: "Eh."

Reporter: "Whoa, you go, big guy!"

Wrestler X: *strikes a pose*

Reporter: Aaaaand that's all from us! Be sure to join us ringside for another exclusive interview!

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[UK]

"Nobody beats the champ!"

Location: Rhythm Arena

No Holds Barred Challenge Match Victory

The Wrestler defended his championship title in 15 minutes with his Z-Suplex special move.

"Thank you for agreeing to an interview with us today and congratulations on making the first defence of your title!"

"Eh..."

"In your own words, how did you manage to retain your belt?"

"Eh..."

"Erm...I'm sure your next challenger will be a formidable opponent. How do you feel about facing him?"

"Eh..."

"Ahem...Let's try a question from one of your fans. What is your favourite letter?"

"Eh..."

"That's amazing!"

"Uh huh!"

"That's an amazing pose!"

"That's all from us. Be sure to join us ringside for another world exclusive interview!"