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In ''[[Rhythm Heaven]]'' the player can obtain written articles.
In ''[[Rhythm Heaven]]'' the player can obtain written articles.


These articles are obtained as [[Gift|Gifts]] by earning a [[Perfect]] on certain rhythm games. They can be read at the Cafe in the "Read Something" corner.  
These articles are obtained as [[Gift]]s by earning a [[Perfect]] on certain rhythm games. They can be read at the Cafe in the "Read Something" corner.


The articles "Greetings" and "The Secret of Flicking" are already in the "Read Something" corner once the player accesses it for the first time.  
The articles "Greetings" and "The Secret of Flicking" are already in the "Read Something" corner once the player accesses it for the first time.


==Greetings==
==Greetings==
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Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Crop Stomp]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Crop Stomp]].


''Our farm needs workers to help us bring in the harvest and get rid of our mole problem.''  
''Our farm needs workers to help us bring in the harvest and get rid of our mole problem.''


''We don't discriminate by gender.''
''We don't discriminate by gender.''
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''Contact info: Stomp and Chomp Agriculture Co. Human Resources Dept.''
''Contact info: Stomp and Chomp Agriculture Co. Human Resources Dept.''


==What's a Güíro?==
==What's a Güíro?==
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Love Lizards]].
Obtained by getting a perfect on [[Love Lizards]].


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''Please read this. It makes all the scenes during the game make sense...''
''Please read this. It makes all the scenes during the game make sense...''


''April 16''  
''April 16''


''It's finally happened! All my dreams have come true! I've joined the Blue Bird Brigade! First up: basic training! We need to get in shape fast. Our captain is small but ever so demanding. Wish me luck!''
''It's finally happened! All my dreams have come true! I've joined the Blue Bird Brigade! First up: basic training! We need to get in shape fast. Our captain is small but ever so demanding. Wish me luck!''
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''We've just scored some juicy info on the hot new mystery monster! Dumpling Man!''
''We've just scored some juicy info on the hot new mystery monster! Dumpling Man!''


''Listen to these eyewitness reports! Bear: "OK, so, yeah. I was all hungry for dinner, right?"  
''Listen to these eyewitness reports! Bear: "OK, so, yeah. I was all hungry for dinner, right?" ''


''"And I saw this guy, and I was all, 'yeah, he'll do!' I started to sneak up on him when he went and chowed down on, like, a dozen dumplings all at once. It kinda made me sick to watch, so I just kinda left him alone, you know?"''
''"And I saw this guy, and I was all, 'yeah, he'll do!' I started to sneak up on him when he went and chowed down on, like, a dozen dumplings all at once. It kinda made me sick to watch, so I just kinda left him alone, you know?"''
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''My boyfriend's funny. It's like he was born with a camera glued to his nose or something.''
''My boyfriend's funny. It's like he was born with a camera glued to his nose or something.''


''So when he got into race cars, I said, "Why don't you take some photos for the local paper, hun?"''
''So when he got into race cars, I said, "Why don't you take some photos for the local paper?"''


''No surprise here... but now? He's obsessed with work! He spends all his time at the racetrack! I thought I had a career in modeling. He never even points that camera at me anymore. I'm just a little lonely.''
''No surprise here... but now? He's obsessed with work! He spends all his time at the racetrack! I thought I had a career in modeling. He never even points that camera at me anymore. I'm just a little lonely.''
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''I can't wait to see the look on his face when he develops that photo! I wish I looked a little more presentable, but whatchagonnado?''
''I can't wait to see the look on his face when he develops that photo! I wish I looked a little more presentable, but whatchagonnado?''
==An Essay On Keepsy-Upsy==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Space Soccer 2.
''I am a space kicker. My job, strange as it may seem, is to keep my ball aloft as I float through space. I thought it was weird when they launched my into space, but I've gotten used to the idea now.''
''My teammates are great, too. It makes me proud to have been born a space kicker...''
''Thanks, mom!''
==Catch You On The Flip Side==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Lockstep 2.
''Since it pops up quite a bit in this game, we should tell you about the "flip side" of the music world.''
''When you listen to a song, you might find yourself tapping along to the beat by tapping your fingers. Picture it now. "Tap, tap, tap, tap."''
''Let's say you start paying attention to the part of the beat where you lift your fingers. If your finger is tapping out of the main rhythm, then when you lift your finger, that's when you're hitting the flip side of the rhythm. That's the offbeat.''
''Some people train themselves to follow a beat by always tapping to the offbeat. It can be hard to learn, but it has its rewards.''
''The rhythm game Lockstep gives you that same kind of training. Once you master the switch to the offbeat, you'll find your whole sense of rhythm has improved!''
''Give it a shot.''
==Guitar Monthly==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Rockers 2.
''This month's special edition:''
''Don't call it a comeback!''
''Remember JJ Rocker, the man once known as the "king of headbanging?" Well, he's teamed up with a student of his to create a rocking guitar duo!''
''Rocker's furious headbanging has already made him a rock legend, but it also resulted in a headbanging injury that took him out of the touring circuit for years. Now, he's back, and with his student at his side, we'll see if Rocker still knows how to throw the rock down!''
==Lab Journal==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Love Lab.
''October 1''
''I'm so glad I landed this job at the lab! I had no idea when I graduated that I'd be working on such important stuff!''
''October 2''
''My first day was totally uneventful, except for one bright and shining spot: My senior lab partner! And he's totally my type. I can't beleave it! This place is great!''
''October 3''
''I was so busy swooning at my senior lab partner that I didn't even notice that guy (or girl?) next to me. He (or she?) was wearing this weird costume. It wasn't creepy, it was just... weird.''
''October 7''
''That weird guy in the costume (turns out it WAS a guy!) asked me if I could help him with an expirement tomorrow. I can't really say no, but I'm a little worried. I think the costume freaks me out a bit.''
''October 8''
''You'll never guess what happened! I went down to a special lab with the weird costume guy, and there he was! My senior lab partner! I still don't know what we're working on, but with him there, I know it will be alright!''
''I'll be busy with this expirement for a little while, so this might be my last journal entry for a bit.''
''PS- At least I get to spend all day talking to my senior lab partner! La lala lala!''
==Cheering Tips==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Drummer Duel.
''Lesson 1''
''To play the DON DON DON DON part, you must be strong of heart! Every beat requires your full commitment!''
''Lesson 2''
''To play the DON DOKO DOKO DON part, you must be strong and free! Keep control, and put a sharp snap to those sticks!''
''Lesson 3''
''The DOKO DOKO DON part is a trap laid for anyone who isn't committed to taiko. You must focus to the very end if you have any hopes of victory!''
==Leader's Notes==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Glee Club 2
''I used to be in a group called the Clappy Trio (from Rhythm Tengoku). We would clap along with the popular music of the day, mostly on street corners, mostly for spare change. But all of that changed one day...''
''I saw another group nearby, a chorus that just couldn't get their act together. Oh, the first two were great, but the third member was so nervous that he couldn't stop singing out of turn. And what I felt when I heard them... I just can't describe.''
''I decided to leave the Clappy Trio and take the chorus under my wing. They call me their conductor, but I'm just here to help them along. They're the stars, and I try to stay out of their way.''
''I hope that when you see them, you'll think about how far they've come, and you'll cheer on these brave, talented singers for me!''
==Sync Or Swim Weekly==
Obtained by getting a perfect on Splahdown 2
''Special Edition''
''Synchronized swimming has a new set of stars!''
''At last week's tournament, a band of fresh-faced swimmers demonstrated an impressive preformance... with animals!''
''As if it weren't challenging enough to coordinate an all-human team, they've chosen to include a band of highly trained sea mammals in their preformance, and let me tell you, they blew our flippers off!''
''These masters of the aquatic form must have spent a great deal of time training their friends from the briny blue, and it shows!''
''.We expect great things from them.''


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
*When reading an article, if the player waits for a moment, the sounds of snoring can be heard in the background.
*When reading an article, if the player waits for a moment, the sounds of snoring can be heard in the background.
*"Blue Bird Diary" and "Lab Journal" are very similar.
*"Somewhere fun" is Blue Bird Diary is referring to what is happening in the game.
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