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Rhythm Heaven Fever, like Rhythm Heaven, has several written articles given for achieving perfects. However, unlike Rhythm Heaven, these articles differ slightly between the US and EU versions of the game.
Rhythm Heaven Fever, like Rhythm Heaven, has several written articles given for achieving perfects. However, unlike Rhythm Heaven, these articles differ slightly between the US and UK versions of the game.


==Welcome!==
==Welcome!==
[US] Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer.
[US] Thanks for buying Rhythm Heaven Fever! We've created a bunch of fun rhythm games for you. Everyone has rhythm-- even those who don't think they do! We hope you'll enjoy finding your own rhythm. So have fun and enjoy all the game has to offer.


[EU, Article is named 'Greetings'] Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm gaves just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer.
[UK, Article is named 'Greetings'] Thank you for buying Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise! We created a range of fun rhythm gaves just for you! Everybody has a sense of rhythm, even if they are not aware of it. We hope you get to feel the joy of finding your rhythm through these games. So have fun and enjoy all the beat has to offer.
==Golf Lessons==
==Golf Lessons==
[US] I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.
[US] I was practicing all the time, but my golf game just wasn't improving. A friend recommended that I see a golf coach he knew, and I figured it couldn't hurt. I went to our meeting place, expecting a middle-aged guy in ugly pants. That...wasn't what I got.
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Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots right? ...Right?"
Spy: "Understood. And if I'm discovered, you'll extract me from the enemy factory full of 200-foot robots right? ...Right?"
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[UK, Article is named 'Screwbot Secrets'] Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
[UK, Article is named 'Screwbot Secrets'] Somewhere, at a secret hideout...
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"As you wish, boss."
"As you wish, boss."
==Partners==
[US] See: "Hey, Saw."
Saw: "What's up, See?"
See: "How many years have we been working together?"
Saw: "Let's see...It was two years before I got married, so that's...10 years."
See: "That long already! Time really does fly."
Saw: "Just think: 10 years of 'een-oon, ba-bom.'"
See: "Woooow...I'm amazed that I'm still not sick of it."
Saw: "Seems like I've been falling on my rump more and more lately...Sorry about that, See."
See: "Hey, I've been the one falling onto my head for those handstand jumps. I'm the one who should apologize, Saw."
Saw: "No, no. I fall on my bum WAY more. I'm sorry."
See: "But my head smashes are way creepy, so I'M sorry."
Saw: "So hey, how is your neck, anyway?"
See: "It's OK. How about you, Saw? Your bum's not sore or anything?"
Saw: "Nah. Thanks, though."
See: "Say, the kids'll be showing up to play at the park pretty soon."
Saw: "We better get to work, then, keeping them off this unsafe seesaw. Heh."
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[UK, article is named 'See-Saw Inspectors'] "So, Mr Saw..."
"What's up, Mr See?"
"How long have we been partners?"
"Well, let's see...we met two years before you got married, so it must be 10 years."
"Can it really be that long?! Time flies when you're having fun."
"Yeah, and to think we've been saying the same things every day for 10 years..."
"Every day for 10 years...Will we ever get bored?"
"Dunno. I'm sorry for all the times you ended up on your behind."
"And I'm sorry for all the times you landed on your face!"
"I think I caused you more falls than you caused me."
"It's no problem, my head is less delicate that your behind."
"Really? Are you sure you didn't get whiplash?"
"I'm fine. Are you sure it doesn't hurt when you sit down?"
"There hasn't been a see-saw that has beaten my bottom yet"
"I'm glad I found a see-saw inspector as good as you."
"Before we have an awkward silence, we've got to finsih testing these see-saws before all the kids show up!"
"Now you're talking! I'll never get tired of this job!"
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