Manzai

Manzai Birds is an Endless Game in Rhythm Heaven Fever. It was removed from copies released outside of Japan due to the nature of the focused dialogue around the game and replaced with Mr. Upbeat. It is unlocked after you obtain 32 medals.

Gameplay
The player controls a crow, and has to press A twice when the vulture stops talking. Sometimes the vulture winds up thrashing its head back, and then you have to press A+B to slap it. You get one point for every successful action, but one mistake and it's game over!

Controls

 * A - Talk
 * A+B - Slap the vulture.

Hit or Miss

 * Hit: If the player times it correctly, the crowd will cheer. If the vulture is slapped, the crowd will be surpised.
 * Barely: If the player is a little late, the crowd will look at the birds with an annoyed look. A Barely counts as a hit.
 * Miss: If nothing is pressed, or off-beat, the crowd will lose intrest, and the birds will fall through the floor. A Miss ends the game.

Dialog
All of the puns are based off of the object that they are talking about, whether it be sound or same readings of two words, such as "ame" being "rain" and "candy. " The jokes where the vulture is slapped is just a previous joke but he instead winds up. The crow speaks in the kansai (関西）dialect. Some jokes are repeated once or twice. after the last joke, He will repeat one randomly.
 * The futon was blown off （布団が吹っ飛んだ）
 * I can't find the orange （ミカンがみっかんない）
 * Money is scary （お金はおっかねい）
 * Rain is candy （雨ってあめえ）
 * Camels are fun （ラクダは楽だ）
 * Plums are delicious （梅ってうめい）
 * To freeze black tea （紅茶を凍っちゃう）
 * The frog turns over （カエルが振り返る）
 * Curry is spicy （カレーが辛れい）
 * Beyond thought is heavy （思いのほか重い）
 * I come without being late （遅れず来ておくれ）
 * To go to the toilet （トイレに行っといれ
 * I'm meeting a friend （相手に逢いて）
 * How much is the salted salmon roe? （イクラはいくら？）
 * Grass smells bad （草がクサイ）
 * Shall we discuss the hall? （廊下で語ろうか？）
 * The pudding is enough （プリンがたっぷりん）
 * To go to China （チャイナに行っちゃいな）
 * Is watermelon cheap? （スイカは安いか？）
 * The squid was angry （イカが怒った）
 * I want to go to Thailand! （タイに行きたい！）
 * Are the reindeer adults? （トナカイは大人かい？）
 * Will the monkey leave?　（サルが去る？）
 * Look at the rhino! （サイを見なさい！）
 * I want to eat a sea bream! （鯛が食べたい！）
 * It seems like I want to look at the sun （太陽が見たいよう）
 * There's no "eye" in "eyeglasses" （メガネには目がねい）

The Crow's Lines
 * Yes! (はい！）
 * What's wrong?! (どないやねん！）

Trivia

 * The game speeds up after 4, 8, or 16 points.
 * [wp:Manzai] is a Japanese comedy routine that involves two comedians. It involves a tsukkomi, or straight man (in this case the crow), who reacts to the bokke, or funny man (the vulture)'s jokes and gags, often with slapstick.